SlaughterHouse Match

 

David Dunn

VS

Chris Carrington

 

 

Dan Neil: There's the cage over head. Just look at it.

 

JJ Biggs: Man, I still remember this thing from all the old Dunn promos.

 

Dan Neil: Well this isn’t not promo, this is going to be a war!

 

JJ Biggs: It's now time folks…

 

(The lights dim slowly…A spot light hits the entranceway…static it heard over the PA system as if there trying to pay something but it damaged in someway…a voice cuts over the static…it’s almost sounds like a little girl…)

 

“He’s back…”

 

BOOM!

 

“DAVID DUNN”

 

%#*You've done it now
You've gone and made a big mistake
and I can't allow, you to think you can just walk away
so turn around, and face the piper you're gonna pay
'cause the end is now
this is gonna be your judgement day

 

A cheap shot
that's the way that you play the game
I was blindsided, things will never ever be the same
nice guys, it's said they always finish last
but bad-asses, always kicking asshole's ass*#%

 

(David Dunn walks out of the entranceway curtain wearing a long black trench coat with dusty old blue jeans.  He points to the ring and nods his head.)

 

%#*You're gonna Pay, You're Gonna Pay
there's no forgiveness this time
You're gonna Pay, You're Gonna Pay
It's my business, your mind
You're gonna Pay, You're Gonna Pay
I'm burning these ones to the ground
You're gonna Pay, You're Gonna Pay
I'm gonna Bring you down

 

You're gonna Pay, You're Gonna Pay
You're gonna Pay, You're Gonna Pay*#%

 

(David gets to the ring and slides in from the bottom rope. He walks around the ring just looking at the fans. He climbs one of the turnbuckles and raises his hands into the air.  David jumps off the ropes and starts circling around the ring.)

 

%#*No more chances,
No more excuses, no lies
your stories ending, time to say your goodbyes
nice guys, it's said they always finish last
but bad-asses, are always kicking asshole's ass

 

You're gonna Pay,

 

You're Gonna Pay*#%

 

(David takes off his jacket and waits for Chris Carrington as the music fades off.)

 

Dan Neil:  Were now waiting for the arrival of Chris Carrington.

 

(The arena lights start to flicker on and off. Slowly the camera looks up towards the sky and we can see the barbwire, weapon filled, cage of death, the SlaughterHouse being lowered on to the ring. Ring Attendants hook the cage sides to the ring posts as quickly as they can. Once done they run off to avoid getting in the way of the match.)

 

Dan Neil: Oh god look at this. Chris and Dunn looking across the ring at one another. This is insane!

 

JJ Biggs: I love Dunn!

 

Dan Neil: The bell rings!

 

JJ Biggs: Someone is going to die folks!

 

Dan Neil: Chris and Dunn lock up, and Dunn goes behind Chris with a hammerlock.

 

(Dunn pushes Chris forward, sending him toward the side of the cage.)

 

JJ Biggs: Chris leaps, and hangs onto the side of the cage!

 

Dan Neil: Amazing athleticism!

 

JJ Biggs: Chris leaps off, and catches Dunn in the face with a spinning crescent kick!

 

(Dunn shakes off the kick, and gets back to his feet.)

 

Dan Neil: Dunn swings at Chris, but he gets his arm caught by Chris. Chris forces him over, and hits the FUCK YOU!

 

(Chris comes up to a vertical base, and smashes a knee right into the back of Dunn's neck.)

 

JJ Biggs: Dunn's slow to get up, Chris's running at him, and he drives him down with a Rocker Dropper.

 

(Chris picks up Dunn, and staggers him with a forearm.)

 

Dan Neil: Chris leaps up for a hurricanrana, drops his legs off his shoulders, and hits Dunn with a Samurai Driver!

 

JJ Biggs: Chris grabs Dunn by the hair off the ground. He points to the side of the cage…HEAD FIRST INTO THE BARBWIRE!

 

Dan Neil: Dunn stumbles back off the cage behind Chris. Chris turns around

 

JJ Biggs: Look at the smile on Chris's face!

 

Dan Neil: Chris with a series of hard right hands to Dunn's face, and the GFF is staggered on his feet...Chris takes him by the arm--it's a whip toward that barbed wire!

 

JJ Biggs: No! Dunn reversed it into a whip of his own--but he pulls Chris into a front waistlock! OOHH! Jesus Christ! Overhead belly-to-belly suplex! And Chris smashes DIRECTLY into the side of the cage!

 

Dan Neil: The whole structure is rattling from THAT move--and Chris is down, and in a whole heap of pain! His back must be torn to shreds!

 

JJ Biggs: Dunn gets a waistlock on Chris, and Dunn takes Chris down with a belly to belly suplex.

 

(Chris gets up slowly. Dunn makes a wild charge at him.)

 

JJ Biggs: Dunn dives for a spear, Chris sidesteps, and Dunn goes headfirst into the barbed wire wall!

 

Dan Neil: Dunn's head is literally stuck in that barbed wire. Look, he's physically pulling the barbs out of his skull.

 

(Chris grabs a baseball bat off of the cage.)

 

JJ Biggs: Chris's getting ready to swing for the fences!

 

Dan Neil: Chris swings, and misses! Dunn drops down to the ground, and brings Chris to the mat with a drop toehold.

 

(Dunn picks up the bat, but Chris grabs a shovel from the cage.)

 

JJ Biggs: Dunn's bringing back the bat, but Chris nails Dunn between the legs with a shovel!

 

(Chris begins to climb to the second level of the cage. He stops at a hole in the roof.)

 

Dan Neil: Chris off the second cage, flying body press from Chris Carrington!

 

JJ Biggs: Chris gets off Dunn as well and lifting him to his feet.

 

Dan Neil: Chris plants a kick right to the midsection--DDT! Dunn goes face-first into the cage floor! But Chris isn't finished with him... He hauls him to his feet, grabs him by the wrist--and it's a whip RIGHT into the side of the cage! Dunn actually STICKS there, as those barbs catch his skin!

 

JJ Biggs: Chris taking a breather here, while Dunn extracts himself from the cage with a painful groan... It's been a grueling fight so far, and it's not even CLOSE to being over!

 

Dan Neil: You're not kidding there! Chris now seeing Dunn drop to his knees by the side of the cage, and he moves in--hold it, Dunn's holding something! It's a baseball bat! OOHH! He BURIES it in Chris's abdomen! Chris doubles over with a gasp... And Dunn is up on his feet in a flash. He applies a front facelock, but holds the bat across Chris's throat--grabs the knee--lifts him up in the air! Aaaand- DOWN with the fisherman buster!! And would you LOOK at the effect that offensive move has had!!

 

JJ Biggs: Chris is thrashing around, holding the back of his neck AND his throat at the same time! Good GOD! Dunn might have destroyed Chris’s larynx!

 

Dan Neil: If so, then we'd never have to listen to his obnoxious ranting again.

 

JJ Biggs: That is not funny! That's Chris Carrington we're talking about!

 

Dan Neil: I know that. That's why I said it!

 

JJ Biggs: Dunn looking down at Chris. He then turns to the chain ladder leading up to cage two. Dunn moves his way up the ladder and up to cage two.

 

Dan Neil: DUNN'S GETTING UP!

 

(Chris slowly reaches his feet and starts to climb the chain ladder up to cage two.)

 

JJ Biggs: Chris's almost up there folks.

 

Dan Neil: Yeah but look what Dunn's got! He just pulled off a nightstick off the side of the cage. He's just standing there waiting for Chris to get up there.

 

(Finally Chris makes it two cage two. Dunn is standing right behind him.)

 

JJ Biggs: Oh shit!

 

Dan Neil: Chris doesn't know where Dunn's at!

 

JJ Biggs: Chris turns around….CRACK!

 

Dan Neil: HOLY SHIT! DUNN JUST BROKE THAT NIGHTSTICK OVER CHRIS'S HEAD!

 

(Chris falls to his knees. He looks up at Dunn dazed from the hit.)

 

Dan Neil: With Chris down, Dunn is scanning the inside of the cage for something to smash him with... Uh-oh. Don't look now, Jack, but he's found a sledgehammer in there!

 

JJ Biggs: No! Chris! Get out of there! Maniac with a hammer!

 

Dan Neil: Dunn stands over Chris, with that hammer raised... Those of you with weak stomachs should close your eyes RIGHT NOW--

 

JJ Biggs: He swings it down--NO! Chris rolled away JUST in time! Dunn brings it up again for another strike, but Chris lunges at him--LOW BLOW! The GFF is stunned and holding himself in AWFUL pain!

 

Dan Neil: That's giving Chris a chance to get back to his feet, which he does. Chris grabbing a chair from the cage floor and closing in on Dunn--OH MY

GOD! Dunn swung the sledge low, and caught Chris in the knee! Chris didn't go down, but he's grimacing in agony and hopping on one leg. NO! Dunn chops the OTHER leg out from under him! Chris topples to his back with a ragged cry!

 

JJ Biggs: Dunn may well have obliterated Chris's vertical base with those vicious shots, Dan. He's SO serious about punishing Strick’s little brother tonight!

 

Dan Neil: He's certainly done that! Dunn sucking air as he recovers a little from the ballshot Chris gave him a few moments ago... But now he's stooping to grab one of Chris's legs. He puts the handle of the sledge behind the knee, and pulls him up--turns him over--and it's an elevated single-leg crab applied by Dunn, with that wooden handle DIGGING into the meat at the back of Chris's knee!

 

JJ Biggs: Chris is scrabbling at the cage floor in what must be EXCRUCIATING pain! Dunn executed that hold as if it was second nature to him; he has such a mastery of pressure points and joint locks, and he's pulled another absolutely SICKENING trick out of his bag!

 

Dan Neil: I'll tell you this--even if Chris makes it out of this match alive, he may never walk properly again!

 

JJ Biggs: Dunn lets go of the hold. Chris is rolling around in pain from that horrible move! Why would Dunn let go of it!

 

Dan Neil: That's why!

 

(Dunn grabs a table that is hanging from the cage wall. He sets it up in the middle of the cage. He looks towards Chris who is still rolling around in pain.)

 

Dan Neil: Dunn is picking up Chris from the ground. He's throwing him on the table!

 

JJ Biggs: Dunn is getting up there with Chris. He looks like he's going to piledriver him through it!

 

Dan Neil: NO!!!!!!!!! Chris nails him with a lowblow!

 

JJ Biggs: Dunn falls to his knees holding his "own". Chris grabs Dunn's head….DDT THROUGH THE TABLE!!!!!!!

 

Dan Neil: Chris and Dunn both seem out of it.

 

JJ Biggs: Why doesn't the referee count them out?!

 

Dan Neil: Because there not in the third cage.

 

(Chris slowly gets too his feet. He leans over Dunn and slowly pulls him up to his feet.)

 

JJ Biggs: Chris with the whip--reversed by Dunn, who twists him into an armbar, and starts pounding on the shoulder! It's as if he's trying to break that limb off at the joint!

 

Dan Neil: Chris is grimacing in pain, and probing with his other hand to find a way out... He ducks quickly under Dunn's arm and turns it into a hammerlock.  No, Dunn ducks and goes behind, countering THAT into a hammerlock of his own. But he releases--and hoofs Chris right in the ass! Chris stumbles, but whirls on him furiously! Chris with the charge, but Dunn sidesteps, takes him by the hair and his waistband—GOOD LORD! FACE-FIRST INTO THE CAGE PARTITION!! Chris just ATE barbed wire!

 

JJ Biggs: With Chris reeling, Dunn takes a step back--DROPKICK to the back of the head, and Chris's face meets the cage AGAIN! Dunn is just unrelenting!

 

Dan Neil: Dunn grabs Chris by the hair, and throws him right into the barbed wire!

 

(Chris fights to untangle himself from the barbs. He's eventually pulled out by Dunn, and is bleeding from about 15 different cuts.)

 

JJ Biggs: Chris rips Dunn out of the wire, and delivers a piledriver onto the steel cage.

 

(Dunn takes a table from the side of the cage, and props it up.)

 

Dan Neil: What could Dunn be thinking here?

 

(Dunn places Chris on the table, but Chris catches him with an elbow to the groin.)

 

JJ Biggs: Chris slides off the table, goes behind Dunn, and drops him with a reverse facebuster!

 

(Chris grabs a bag of thumbtacks, and spreads them all over the table laid out by Dunn.)

 

Dan Neil: Chris picks Dunn up, he's gonna put him through the thumbtacked table!

 

(Chris scoops up Dunn.)

 

JJ Biggs: Dunn's up, and he's driven through the thumbtacked table with an Urinage!

 

Dan Neil: Oh my word! There had to have been hundreds of tacks on that table!

 

JJ Biggs: And now they're all in Dunn's back! I love it!

 

Dan Neil: Both of these men just keep going! What's keeping them up already!?

 

JJ Biggs: Chris is shaking off his hurt leg….holy shit….Dunn is getting up!

 

Dan Neil: This is impossible! Stay down already!

 

JJ Biggs: Chris isn't seeing this! Look goddamn it!

 

Dan Neil: Dunn spins on his foot--NAILS Chris with a clothesline! Chris is down, and Dunn is now going to the side of the cage, where the weapons are mounted. He yanks a chair off the cage! But look out, Chris is getting back to his feet, and he's moving toward the ladder!

 

JJ Biggs: If he beats Dunn to the top of the cage, he'll already be most of the way toward having the match won!

 

Dan Neil: Chris is scaling the ladder--but here comes Dunn!

 

***CRACK!***

 

Dan Neil: Good GOD! He FOLDS the chair across the back of Chris's skull!  And Chris takes a tumble to the floor of the cage!

 

JJ Biggs: Oh man, you can see the proverbial birds circling his head here...

 

Dan Neil: Now Dunn is laying that dented chair over Chris's chest... and he starts up the ladder! I thought he was going to capitalize on his assault just now, but I guess he's looking for that higher-ground advantage as well. Wait a minute...Dunn is turning around at the top of the ladder, so he's facing away from it. He looks down at Chris--and he puts one arm in the air!

 

JJ Biggs: No! He can't!

 

Dan Neil: Dunn leaps!

 

***CRACK!***

 

[There is an audible gasp of sympathetic pain from the stands.]

 

Dan Neil: GOD ALMIGHTY! CHAIR-ASSISTED BODYPRESS!!  UNBELIEVABLE!

 

JJ Biggs: I think the cage floor just bowed under that impact!

 

Dan Neil: Never mind the cage—Chris’s just had his insides CRUSHED! He's curled up on his side, hugging his ribs, and coughing up blood! And Dunn is staring at him with as sadistic a grin as we've ever seen!

 

JJ Biggs: Dunn's picking Chris up off the ground. Chris looks lifeless.

 

Dan Neil: Dunn gives Chris an Irish whip to the cage, and follows in with a shoulder block.

 

(Chris mashes up against the cage, opening up yet another cut on his already diced body.)

 

JJ Biggs: Dunn's firing some more shoulders, and is now switching to forearms to the head.

 

(Chris ducks under a forearm, Dunn hits the steel.)

 

Dan Neil: Chris lifts Dunn up, carries him out a few steps, and brings him down with an inverted atomic drop.

 

(Dunn pops up in the air after the move, Chris runs behind him and grasps him in position for an inverted vertical suplex.)

 

JJ Biggs: Chris hoists Dunn up... Osaka Street Cutter! Osaka Street Cutter by Chris.

 

(Dunn pops up once again, but this time falls like a tree.)

 

Dan Neil: Chris stumbles to the weapons, and he's found himself a beer bottle!

 

(Dunn gets to his feet slowly.)

 

JJ Biggs: Chris comes up from behind, and shatters the bottle over Dunn’s head!

 

(Dunn falls, broken glass all around him.)

 

Dan Neil: Look at Chris. He's walking away from Dunn. He's starting to climb the ladder to the third and final level of the SlaughterHouse!

 

JJ Biggs: Dunn is stumbling to his feet and following after Chris.

 

Dan Neil: Chris has now entered the final level of the SlaughterHouse. Right behind him is Dunn.

 

(Dunn reaches the third level.)

 

Dan Neil: Chris reaches out to grapple, but Dunn quickly goes behind, and drops him with a German Suplex!

 

(Dunn picks up Chris, and places him in Piledriver/Powerbomb position.)

 

JJ Biggs: Dunn goes for a power bomb, but Chris counters with a hurricanrana!

 

(Chris picks Dunn up, and hooks one of his legs.)

 

Dan Neil: Chris fires a shot to the side, and follows up with a spinning fisherman's buster!

 

JJ Biggs: Chris brings Dunn up, and locks on the Gory Special! Look at him wrench on the legs!

 

(Chris moves backward, and backs Dunn into the barbed wire wall.)

 

Dan Neil: Chris's wrenching on the legs, and slicing up Dunn's stomach!

 

(Chris prolongs the pain for a few moments, and then drops Dunn onto the mat.  Chris grabs a table from the assortment of weapons, and he sets it up on the cage floor.)

 

JJ Biggs: Chris's not satisfied, he's going for yet another table!

 

(Dunn gets up, and Chris delivers an elbowsmash to the head.)

 

Dan Neil: Chris goes alongside Dunn, and whips him back with a Russian Legsweep.

 

JJ Biggs: Dunn's head smacked against that table on the way down, but it didn't break.

 

(Chris sets up another table a few feet away from the other table.)

 

Dan Neil: Another one? I want to know what he wants to do with two tables!

 

(Chris goes back to the weapons, and grabs a large pane of glass.)

 

Dan Neil: On second thought, I don't want to know what he's doing!

 

(Dunn gets to one knee. Chris picks him up the rest of the way and goes behind him.)

 

JJ Biggs: Chris lifts Dunn, Angle Slam! Angle City slam right through the pane of glass!

 

Dan Neil: IT'S OVER!!!!!!!!

 

JJ Biggs: Chris is pressing his attack, landing hard fists to the face of Dunn.

 

Dan Neil: Chris picks up Dunn. He then places Dunn next to the barbwire wall.

 

JJ Biggs: Chris's saying it's over!

 

Dan Neil: Chris takes a step back and plants his foot--SUPERKICK!! OOHH! NO! NO! DUNN MOVES!!! CHRIS HITS THE CAGES AND BREAKS A HOLE IN IT! CHRIS'S TRAPPED!!!

 

JJ Biggs: Look at Dunn. He backs up to the other side of the cage. He takes a running start!

 

Dan Neil: DUNN DROPKICK'S CHRIS WHILE HE'S HOOKED TO THE CAGE….wait a minute….hold on…..RUN BIGGS!!!!

 

(The side wall of the cage starts to lean out and breaks off from the top! Chris gets out of the wall before it finally falls! The top hooks snapped but the bottom one's are still holding on. The wall is hanging from the SlaughterHouse.  Quark runs down to ringside and stands next to the announce table.)

 

Dan Neil: OH MY GOD!!!! CHRIS COULD HAVE BEEN KILLED!!!!

 

JJ Biggs: Look at Chris's face! He's in total shock at what just happened!

 

Dan Neil: My god….that was just too scary!

 

JJ Biggs: Oh yeah? How about the fact that now at the top level of the SlaughterHouse, there's a big fucking wall missing! Someone could just fly right out from the top of that thing!

 

Dan Neil: Dunn throws Chris's leg to the side, making Chris spin and stumble...Dunn steps in and lowers his shoulder, heaves Chris up in a fireman's carry. He grips the head and spins Chris outward--INTO THE REALITY CHECK!

 

JJ Biggs: Could that be it? Could that end the match?!  David covers!

 

1……..

 

2……….

 

3!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Dan Neil: The referee has started the count!

 

JJ Biggs:  If he counts to ten it’s all over for Chris!

 

(One!)

 

(Two!)

 

(Three!)

 

(Quark starts climbing the cage.)

 

(Four!)

 

Dan Neil: What the hell is Quark doing!?

 

(Five!)

 

(Six!)

 

(Quark reaches to the top of the cage with the missing wall. He looks at Chris, Dunn, then finally the referee.)

 

(Seven!)

 

(Eight!)

 

(Quark walks up behind the referee.)

 

(Nine!)

 

(Quark grabs the referee by the back of his shirt stopping the count. He backs up and throws the referee into the cage!  Dunn gets in Quark's face. Quark starts to point to Chris who is getting up.)

 

JJ Biggs: What is Quark's deal!

 

Dan Neil: Chris's gets to his feet!

 

JJ Biggs: Both of these men are in human! Dunn senses Chris is back up. He turns around!

 

Dan Neil: Dunn leaps for a flying body press, but he's caught by Chris!  Chris runs, powerslam!

 

(Chris grabs a ladder and steel chair from the assortment of weapons. He sets up the ladder, and places the chair on Dunn's chest.)

 

JJ Biggs: Chris's going up the ladder. He's going to do some kind of high flying move!

 

(Chris leaps, but Dunn throws the chair in the air. The chair collides with Chris's face, sending he straight down to the cage floor.)

 

Dan Neil: Chris is out! David Covers.  The referee gets back up and is laying down the count.

 

1….

 

2…….

 

3!!!!!!!!!!

 

Dan Neil:  Chris has a ten count to get up or it’s over!

 

[(One!) Dunn places the chair down on the cage floor. (Two!) Dunn takes a bag full of bricks from the cage, and lays the bricks on top of the chair. (Three!)]

 

JJ Biggs: Chris is getting back to his feet! David Dunn just cannot keep him down!

 

Dan Neil: Chris takes a wild swing at Dunn, Dunn ducks, and springs up with a perfect clothesline!

 

JJ Biggs:  David covers.

 

1……

 

2………

 

3!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Dan Neil:  The ten count is going to decide it all!

 

[The referee begins to count (One!) Dunn grabs some loose strands of barbed wire, and carefully wraps it around Chris's head. (Two...Three...Four...Five) Dunn grabs a sledgehammer from a pile of assorted weaponry. (Six...Seven...Eight...Nine!)]

 

JJ Biggs: Chris's getting up!

 

Dan Neil: Dunn with a sledgehammer shot to the gut!

 

(Dunn locks arms with Chris, and lifts him in the air in position for a Reverse Pedigree!)

 

JJ Biggs: This could be it!

 

(Dunn drops Chris's head & neck onto the Barbed wire, bricks, and chair.)

 

Dan Neil: The Ego Trip!

 

JJ Biggs: Dunn doesn't really look concerned for Chris's well being, the referee is making the count.

 

Dan Neil:  Chris falls without any voluntary movement.

 

JJ Biggs:  Dunn covers!

 

1…….

 

2………

 

3!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Dan Neil:  The ten count will once again decide this match!

 

[(One!) The left side of his body twitches violently for a few moments, and suddenly stops. (Two...Three!)]

 

JJ Biggs: Dunn is up. He looks positively exhausted!

 

[(Four...Five) Not so much as a foot movement from Chris. (Six...Seven)]

 

Dan Neil: Chris is just not moving at all.

 

JJ Biggs: Look at those bricks, most of them were shattered upon impact with his skull.

 

(Eight...Nine.)

 

Dan Neil: It's pretty much hopeless now.

 

(TEN!!!)

 

JJ Biggs: He's done it! He's done it! David Dunn has beaten both the Carrington brothers in one weeks time!

 

(Quark and Dunn shake hands yet Dunn looks at Quark strangely.)

 

Dan Neil:  Dunn won but why did Quark stop the first count?  I mean Dunn could have had the match won yet Quark attacked the referee. 

 

JJ Biggs:  I have no clue but by the looks of Dunn…he isn’t through with Chris yet!

 

(Quark pulls out a can of spray paint and throws it to David.  David walks over to Chris and starts shaking the can.  David leans over on Chris.)

 

JJ Biggs:  He’s spray painting his chest with a big red D!

 

(David drops the can and Quark throws him another one.  David leans back down once again.)

 

Dan Neil:  Right next to the D he spray painted a white H!  What the hell does D H mean?!

 

(Quark starts to climb down the cage as David follows him.  Suddenly David turns and smiles.  He walks over to Chris and picks him up.  David drags him to the edge of the cage.)

 

(Dunn grabs Chris by the back of his pants. He backs up and throws Chris from the third level of the cage!)

 

Dan Neil: RUN!

 

(Chris falls off the third level and crashes through the announcement table!)

 

JJ Biggs: WHAT THE HELL IS THE MEANING OF THIS!

 

Dan Neil: Get EMT's out here! When will the insanity tonight?! The match was over and still David did something horrible like that to a human being!

 

JJ Biggs:  I think he’s sending a message to Strick Carrington for what he did to Carey!

 

Dan Neil:  Either that or he has just lost it!