Scenes open up in an arena seems like it was just used for an event of some sort, There are still eckos of people chanting faintly in the background. Dan Sawyer is seen sitting in one of the chairs about at row thirty seat seven, the lights are still on and people are taking down a stage. The workers taking down the stage remove a banner that reads Wrestle Mania XX on it. Dan Sawyer gets up and walks to the ring and stands in it, he looks all around and see's nothing but hours before that he would have seen alot more people. Dan Sawyer finds one of the cameras on the ground by ringside and sets it up on the ring post and turns it on, he begins to talk about the events show.
*Dan Sawyer*: Ahh yes Wrestle Mania Twenty that was the greatest specticle of all time there were awesome matches such as John Cena versus The Big Show, John Cena winning by using his knucks still a great match. another one of my favorites was Miss Jackie and Stacy Keibler versus Sable and Torrie Wilson in the first ever Playboy evening gound match, I swear to you people back home watching I saw Miss Jackie touch Torrie Wilson's ass. A funny part of the night was when Molly Holly got her head shaved hahaha. The greatest part of the event was THE RETURN OF THE UNDERTAKER! But sadly I was disappointed when I saw it wasn't the realy gothic version back in 1994 and 1995, but yet I am still happy he came back and kicked the shit our of Kane. Then the World Title match Chris Benoit taking on Shawn Micheals taking on Hunter Hurst Helmsly yes Triple H, That must have been the Bloodiest WWE pay-per-view I ever saw next to Wrestle Mania 13 I believe. Anyways good bye for now.
Dan Sawyer shuts off the camera and walks away with a smile on, He exits the Arena and enters his car and drives away, Next we know he is at home in his basement with what appears to be a Home Recording Studio. On the switch board is Tony, Dizasta's producer and in the booth is Dizasta himself recording Dan's Entrance theme. Dan walks down to see them recording and editing, next Dan Sawyer sits on a couch. He is reading the HWA Survival Magazine it shows Dan beging knocked around by Kamikaze. But then he lifts to the back where it shows the matches for next week.
*Dan Sawyer*: Great I have to fucking fight again. Hey Tony, you know ever since the HWA came back I have been on every damn show. I mean Neil should eventully give me like a vacation or something; or give me a raise. Cause right now I believe I am Nine and Ten right now looking at the statistics in the back of the book. So that means I have been in 19 matches, Starting back in November when it returned I faced Evan Blane, Blue Thunder, Mental Mark, Mexican Dream, and Jason Craven and thats just in November. Then theres December, January, Febuary, and now March. Sure I beat Danny Starr a few times maybe like two or three times now and I think once at ReBirth One.
*Tony*: Yeah sure you should get a month off or something I mean Dan your being over worked here. You should call Neil tonight and see what you two can figure out. Now give me a minute while Dizasta finishes in there. I can't wait to hear this.
*Dan Sawyer*:Hear what? The new theme song for me?
*Tony*: Yeah, It should be hot.
Dizasta steps out of the recording booth and talks to Dan about his song.
*Dizasta*: Yo Dan this shits gonna be hot yo.
*Dan Sawyer*: Realy?
*Dizasta*: Yeah wonna hear the lyrics?
*Dan Sawyer*: Sure.
*Dizasta*: Aight.
*Dan Sawyer*: Okay go.
*Dizasta*:
Aiyo check this shit out
Dizasta's here don't pout
Dan Sawyer is in the HWA
Best believe he's here to stay
This is real fucking hiphop yo
Dan Sawyer and Dizzy are on top of the show.
*Dan Sawyer*: Sounds good
*Dizasta*: Yeah I am gonna have more added on so we might have to wait like two or three weeks on it.
*Dan Sawyer*: Okay. Well I am going out to do the Jay Leno show again Dizasta aren't you going to be there?
*Dizasta*: Yeah me and Tony are going to.
*Dan Sawyer*: So I will meet you guys there.
*Dizasta*: Yeah.
Dan Sawyer and Dizasta walk upstairs and out to the Limo waiting there they enter and begin to drive away to the show. They arrive on time and have about ten minutes to get dressed and ready for the show Dan Sawyer is wearing some Jeans and a white t-shirt that shows off his muscles and Dizasta is wearing Black and Blue Air Force Two's, Black Pants with Dizasta in bold blue lettering, a Duke foot ball jersey and some big diamond earings and a diamond necklace. Right before the show begins Dan runs into Jay Leno backstage.
*Dan Sawyer*: Leno, how you doing?
*Jay Leno*: I'm good Dan, I havent seen you in a long time.
*Dan Sawyer*: Yeah I know, so who is gonna be on the show tonight?
*Jay Leno*: Um lets see, You Dizasta and Tony, umm Triple H from WWE and Raymond Bolser.
*Dan Sawyer*: Wow not to many Leno.
*Jay Leno*: Yeah I know.
The stage manger yells that it's time to go on.
*Jay Leno*: Well it's time to go on.
Leno walks out and sits in his chair as the show begins
*Jay Leno*: We have a great show for you people tonight, we have Dan Sawyer!
Crowed Boo's
*Jay Leno*: Umm Dizasta and his producer Tony
Crowed goes nuts
*Jay Leno*: Triple H
Crowed Boo's
*Jay Leno*: and Raymond Bolser
Crowed is confused
*Jay Leno*: yeah I don't know him either, hahahaha. Okay Dizasta come on out.
Dizasta walks out with Tony
*Jay Leno*: Welcome Dizasta, and Tony, Now Dizasta I believe that Times Change has hit stores last week is that correct?
*Dizasta*: Yeah I got you a copy of it right here.
Dizasta takes out a copy of Time Change and put is on Jay's desk
*Jay Leno*: Wow Dizasta, that looks awesome.
*Dizasta*: Yeah thanks.
*Jay Leno*: You going to perform tonight?
*Dizasta*: Sure why not I got sometime.
*Jay Leno*: Now Tony, what is it like working with Dizasta?
*Tony*: Leno man, it's awesome ain't no one better to work wit den Dizasta.
*Jay Leno*: cool, Now he is the HWA's most hated superstar DAN SAWYER.
Dan Sawyers music hits and he walks out on stage, The crowed being very disrepectful Boos loudly
*Jay Leno*: Welcome to the show, you have been on here maybe two or three times before, So how are you doing with Taylor?
*Dan Sawyer*: Umm shes pregnant, and things are great.
*Jay Leno*: now umm you and the HWA give us some info on them.
*Dan Sawyer*: Umm. I lost my International title and I lost Last Man Standing but I tried. Some Kamikaze person is beefin' with me, Me and Brooklyn are tag teaming against him and some other bitches I don't care about, sure it might sound cocky but there easy as shit and it ain't worth going there for an event like that I mean It's easy.
*Jay Leno*: I understand you and Dizasta are working on a new entrance theme is that correct?
*Dan Sawyer*: Yeah it's gonna be hot once it's done.
*Jay Leno*: Now bring out Triple H, Triple H?
Where is he? No clue, I think He may have been to embarhaust to come out here
*Jay Leno*: well anyways heres Raymond Bolser.
Raymond Bolser walks out wearing all black.
*Raymond Bolser*: Hello Leno!
*Jay Leno*: Do I know you?
*Raymond Bolser*: Remember when you were 9 years old and you played your little games in the backyard with you friends? You locked me out Leno now I seek revenge! COME HERE PIGGY!
*Jay Leno*: AHHHH SERCURITY!
sercurity runs out and holds back Raymond as Dizasta gets on stage to perform. He gets on stage and Raymond is carried back to be arrested
*Dizasta*: I wrote this song for my dead cat, Raymond!
Beat hits and Dizasta grabs the microphone and begins to rap.
*Dizasta*: If only you lost someone very special in your life you can relate to this song. Raymond
Now I know this is gonna spin up some controversy people are gonna be gunnan for me saying they want me. Seek nothing and get nothing Raymond come home back down to earth right down to the sawyer turf I dont care whats its worth. If I have to die ill do it. If I have to give up rappin ill do it. People are starting shit with me about you ray. Meow Meow Sean and Zach are after me giving me threats and dirty looks. But they learn from the books of Dizasta, Lakisha I thank her for calming me down saying akutamatata when Im wearing a frown she cheers me up thank you. Now back to the subject ray just come home you complete me like a man and his girl your worth the world to me to come back home.
Raymond come back your worth everything to me. My raps spin up controversy. Im in this hot seat now looking back at it all now I say fuck it Im ready to brawl wit people who diss me and your name. its a damn shame how people act like this picking on easy shit just to diss. Now lets bring it to chris. Im sorry about ray ray. Best be right mutha fucka your dead dead. Theres gonna be a bullet ending in your head. No wait wait I cant back that up so scratch that. No wait instead ill let you suffer with the presure of always watching your back even at home when your watching direct effect crap.
Raymond come back home Im so alone just come back.
Raymond...
The crowed goes insane after he finishes, After he is done the scenes fade to black. Dan Sawyer is sitting in a chair, Jay Leno is in a state of shock, and Tony and Dizasta are walking toward the back stage area.