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Scenes Fade in at Dan's Mansion he is seen talking to Dylan Wolfe on the computer while watching Austin Powers Goldmember on his Mintek Portable DVD player. There is a bowl of fruit with a fork in it he also has his wallet which has around three hundred dollars and a bestbuy gift card in it. He gets up and walks down to his studio and records his newest song called Life, he turns on the recorder and steps into the booth.


Dan Sawyer: You dont have to conteplate suicide

but when you do its like saying i give up
I wonna die my times up
sure it may feel that way but you got more to live for
sure you life might suck, not giving a fuck, but theres more to live for
look at some of these people because shit aint right
they ready to die make others cry all because there gonna give up on life
I was talking to Bunny Slippaz the other day he was like
hahaha you dissing fifty that aint right
if you dont know what ignorance is thats it
no bitch ignorance is when you dont respond back to me and catalysts shit

Now back to the subject, you got more to live for
even if you parents find your drugs on the floor
you got weed stashed in your drowrs
you lost your girl, shes a whore
listen to these word YOU GOT MORE TO LIVE FOR

its crazy what some kids do
to forfil a dream that may never come true
eminem said it best we aint change its you
people think they know when its there time
what about those kids at colombine
but u perposly leaving that aint fine
if i had ten cents for every kid i know that died
i would now have a dime peace to my friend longhenry i say his name with pride
same with ray, same with greg, same with jane same with leese, same with tom
i lost some many people watch im about to loose it im the next to be gone...


He steps out after getting part of it done. He walks outside where Dizasta is waiting for him.


Dan Sawyer: Hey whats up man.

Dizasta: Getting ready to ehad to a show wonna come theres gonna be some hot chicks there.

Dan Sawyer: nice, lets go.

Dan Sawyer and Dizasta walk to Dan's new Rolls Royce Phantom and drives to the show in Orlando Florida. They arrive both Dan and Dizasta are wearing Reverb Clothing as thay walk into a big night club. There is a band performing, they are Hands Like Feet, they flew over to do a show for big bucks. They are performing there hit song Seconds Away. There song goes on as Dan walks up to some attractive girls and begins to talk to them.


Dan Sawyer: How are you ladies doing this evening?

Shannon Helsong: Where fine. Hey ain't you that wrestler from the HWA?

Dan Sawyer: Why yes I am.

Shannon Helsong: Oh my god I love watching you wrestle. But I got one question. Why do you lose so much?

Dan Sawyer: No Idea I'm just lazy I guess.

Shannon Helsong: Your going up against The Real Hero and Ryan Maxem this week aren't you?

Dan Sawyer: wasn't I gonna be tagging with Conner?

Shannon Helsong: You were suppose to but his friend died.

Dan Sawyer: Oh my god, was it resent?

Shannon Helsong: No idea. I feel so bad for him.

Dan Sawyer: Same here.

Shannon Helsong: I thought you where like a sick demon before you shouldn't feel bad.

Dan Sawyer: Well if you didn't know I do have a soft side, and that demon gimmick was just another one of my stupid thigns that I do. But In all seriousness I feel terrible, If he was here right now I would comfort him, but not in a gay way I mean I would like to be friends with the guy.

Shannon Helsong: Wow, why does everyone else give you a hard time?

Dan Sawyer: No Idea but it gets on my nerves. They think I take it as a joke, but truth is it hurts.

Shannon Helsong: Well hey me and my friends are gonna head over to this house part later if you wonna come then you can. Bye.

Dan Sawyer: Bye.

The girls walk away and Dizasta approaches Dan. Dizasta whispers something in his ear and moments later Dan Sawyer and Dizasta leave the night club and head to the other girls party. They show up there at around 2 am and the music is blasting some music with extremly heavy bass. They enter and there are the girls again talking away with some other guys. Dan notices that an artist by the name of Fokissed is performing, Dan approaches him and asks to sing a song. He lets him


Dan Sawyer: Okay this is a song I have been working on for a bit so I hope you enjoy.

A beat begins to play and he begins to rap.


Dan Sawyer:

You dont have to conteplate suicide

but when you do its like saying i give up
I wonna die my times up
sure it may feel that way but you got more to live for
sure you life might suck, not giving a fuck, but theres more to live for
look at some of these people because shit aint right
they ready to die make others cry all because there gonna give up on life
I was talking to Bunny Slippaz the other day he was like
hahaha you dissing fifty that aint right
if you dont know what ignorance is thats it
no bitch ignorance is when you dont respond back to me and catalysts shit

Now back to the subject, you got more to live for
even if you parents find your drugs on the floor
you got weed stashed in your drowrs
you lost your girl, shes a whore
listen to these word YOU GOT MORE TO LIVE FOR

its crazy what some kids do
to forfil a dream that may never come true
eminem said it best we aint change its you
people think they know when its there time
what about those kids at colombine
but u perposly leaving that aint fine
if i had ten cents for every kid i know that died
i would now have a dime peace to my friend longhenry i say his name with pride
same with ray, same with greg, same with jane same with leese, same with tom
i lost some many people watch im about to loose it im the next to be gone

Now back to the subject, you got more to live for
even if you parents find your drugs on the floor
you got weed stashed in your drowrs
you lost your girl, shes a whore
listen to these word YOU GOT MORE TO LIVE FOR

god damn people, just listen we all equal
listen to this its like an eminem sequal
people want me to be murderd in cold bloodv no one shows they love, except the god above
i aint going below, to where diablo live alone
with his torchured souls, its sicking his flow
stay true, to yeah crew, i am numba one who is number 2
just remember you got more to live for
i have opened up the door, come in ill give u a tour
this is just some shit im hopein for

Now back to the subject, you got more to live for
even if you parents find your drugs on the floor
you got weed stashed in your drowrs
you lost your girl, shes a whore
listen to these word YOU GOT MORE TO LIVE FOR

man its all bad, but fuck it im still alive
listen dont kill youself over a loss or something stupid
i mean other came from nothin
they to comtiplated suicide once or twice
but they still live today so listen you got more to live for!

As the song ends there are many applause from other people at the party. After that Fokissed performs another song called Opposite Day. Dan and Dizasta leave the party and head home Scenes Fade.


4:30 AM
Miami, Florida
Dan's Mansion

Dan Sawyer and Dizasta arrive home at 4:30 and head to sleep in there rooms. a few hours later around 8:00 AM Dan Sawyer wakes up and walks out to his mail box and there is a letter from Jay Leno. Jay wants Dan to come on his show for an hour reflect parts of his career. A few hours pass then Dan and Dizasta are on a plain to Jay's show. They are now backstage talking to each other.


Jay Leno: How are you Dan?

Dan Sawyer: Im good, so what are we doing here tonight again?

Jay Leno: We are doing a hole show about you time in the HWA.

Dan Sawyer: Okay cool, is it like Question and Answer type stuff?

Jay Leno: Yes.

Dan Sawyer: Okay

Jay Leno and Dan walk away from eachother and then The stage manager yells thats its time for the show to start. Jay Leno walks out on stage and sits in his big chair then introduces Dan Sawyer, He walks out as Fokissed blasts over the PA system. Dan Sawyer walks over to his chair next to Leno and the show begins.


Jay Leno: How is everyone doing this evening? Tonight I have Dan Sawyer here, HWA Legend and Wrestler. Tonight we are going to talk about his career as an HWA Wrestler. So Dan First off who was you first ever opponite in the ring?

Dan Sawyer: I believe it was Dark Knight way back in the year 2000.

Jay Leno: Did you win?

Dan Sawyer: Of course.

Jay Leno: You were fired and you had quit several times. But Neil the HWA CEO the Head cheif. Let you in threw the HWA Academy. There you went up against a man called SyxXx was it?

Dan SawyerYes indeed I had my wins and losses there also.

Jay Leno: At the Last Man's Standing Pay Per View. The Chosen One AKA T C O Let you go "Prime time" How did that make you feel?

Dan Sawyer: Well I was excited at the time. I mean sure I was out cold I think, Because I was hit with a chair, well yeah I was excited.

Jay Leno: Im not sure how long after but you played a minor part in the EWF HWA Invasion. Everywhere Danny Starr went you went. Why was that?

Dan Sawyer: Well to tell you the truth I looked up to him he was like my idol I knew if I was on his side we couldn't loss because he was that good.

Jay Leno: Haven't you faced him four times already and you beat him three times also?

Dan Sawyer: Yes but basicly he never cut a promo or anything so I wouldn't really count it as a win.

Jay Leno: Oh no let skip ahead some years. You where in such factions as the IRA, Militia and The Legacy Department the only faction you really wanted in on was the FOS. Foundation of Sensation.

Dan Sawyer: I wasn't good enough but see thats all in the past.

Jay Leno: Now I have a personal question I want to ask you, why are you made fun of behind the cameras.

Dan Sawyer: I dont know, Because of the way I act and the way I handle situations.

Jay Leno: If you could change anything would you?

Dan Sawyer: Yes, I wouldn't have join this business its tiring, rough and painful, the only reason I do this is because its fun.

Jay Leno: Wow strong words from Dan Sawyer there. Next you kind of changed faces not to long ago. You went from the nice man all the way to this Dead decaying type charecter what was that all about?

Dan Sawyer: I was just messing around seeing how it felt to be an immortal dead guy. It didn't work out though.

Jay Leno: No This week you have an upcoming match with not one but two people how do you feel?

Dan Sawyer: To be honest I am quite humble about going into this or should I say these matches with Ryan Maxem and The Real Hero. It shouldn't be that hard except i've been on a losing streak as of late haven't I? I mean The Real Hero is an exceptionaly great wrestler and Ryan axem is an outstanding athlete.

Jay Leno: Oh darn we only have a half hout? DAMN sorry Dan shows over. Good having you though.

Dan Sawyer: Oh its no problem bye.

Jay Leno: Bye

Dan Sawyer and Jay Leno shake hands as they both walk off stage as cameras fade. Camfera refade back in at Dan's house. Dan is getting ready to cut a promo he puts his good clothes on and walks into the promo booth and starts to talk.


Dan Sawyer: Saturday Night Survival. I can't believe I have to go up against the two most powerful wrestlers in the HWA. This should be fun. I can't wait, Ryan Maxem aren't you suppose to be facing Danny Starr? I guess a minor version can't hurt eh? Real Hero, you are a great wrestler no doubt about that but are you a smart wrestler can you handle me like you did before? Anyway see you Saturday mates.

Dan Sawyer steps out of the booth as scenes fade to black the words "Beware" are on the screen in big bold letters. Good Day...



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