Captain Obvious, Superman, whats with the fucking fantasy super hero shit? A song begins to play in the back... gun shots are heard... people die is seen and heard, The Saga Begins NOW! Scenes open in a ghetto where there are drug dealers, crips, bloods, rappers, almost everything except there is one place where we notice a white man sitting on his step they seem to be freestyling. We take a closer look to see that both men are white and are out of work. The men are know as Dan Sawyer and Dizasta. We have know these men before back when there was such a name, and organization if you would, called the HWA. Once the corporation corrupted and fell men were left with out work and were reduced to nothing such as Dan Sawyer, Once the HWA fell in he lost his cars his house but not his wife Taylor she stuck by him and still does. Dan Sawyer now works at the local clothing store called D.E.M.O. They manufacture and distribute such clothing as Ecko', Shady, Roca Wear and Sean John, Now lets take a look and a listen as to what he is doing to survive! *Dan Sawyer*:Hey Dizasta we still doing that show tonight at the Brass Monkey? *Dizasta*:Hell Yeah, It's so hard to find work these days. *Dan Sawyer*:I know since the HWA died out again I need a damn job, did you ever get a notice back from DIZ Records about the demo we sent in? *Dizasta*: Not yet lets go check. Dan Sawyer and Dizasta walk over to their mail box, They open it to see 4 or 5 envelops, Dan Sawyer take out the mail and walks into his 1 story house on Lake Avenue, They walk in and sit on their beat up old couch. The first letter is their Electric bill, the second is a Water Bill, the third is a Phone Bill, The forth one is a notice from DIZ Records they open it and it says "Sorry you are not accepted into DIZ Records try harder next time" Dan Sawyer and Dizasta sit back and gasp. Now the fifth let they open is a notice from the HWA, it reads "Dan Sawyer after many months of inactivity the HWA owned by Neil Williams is now back and running smoothly. We would like you to join us in a tournement for the World Heavyweight title. Thank you" *Dan Sawyer*: Dizasta you know what this means? *Dizasta*: We can have a bigger place to live? *Dan Sawyer*: No, I can finally wrestle again, and Yes have a bigger house. *Dizasta*: Great I'm so glad. *Dan Sawyer*: So What are we going to do now, we gonna perform at the Brass Monkey or what? *Dizasta*: No you are going to train for you match with umm, who are you facing again? *Dan Sawyer*: No idea let me check. Dan Sawyer walks over to his computer and turns it on there are many errors on the start up but it works fine after that. Dan logs onto America Online and goes to Hwa3000.com and checks the card, He see's he is facing Captain Obvious. At the sight of this Dan sits back and laughs. *Dizasta*:So who you facin? *Dan Sawyer*: (Still laughing) Captain Obvious. *Dizasta*: Ha ha ha ha. *Dan Sawyer*: I'm gonna go roll up a blunt and blaze I'll catch you later Diz. *Dizasta*: Aight peace. Dan Sawyer walks down to his basement ready to smoke but suddenly there is a man sitting down there waiting for him the man comes out of the shadow and he appears to be an HWA Reporter, his name is Blake *Dan Sawyer*: have you been down he all day? *Blake Wallace*: Yes I have. We need to talk! *Dan Sawyer*: what about? *Blake Wallace*: You returning match *Dan Sawyer*: Okay ask away *Blake Wallace*: Okay first question how do you feel going against Captain Obvious? *Dan Sawyer*: I feel pretty damn good because from what I heard he is shit and can't fight. He is horible i'll beat his head in damn i'll be him inside out. Ha ha ha. I'll smome him like this blunt here. *Blake Wallace*: Woa well put, next question what do you think about the HWA returning? *Dan Sawyer*: All I have to say is... FINALLY, I have been living off drug dealing for the past month. *Blake Wallace*: Again well put, and final questiong your thoughts on Danny Starr. *Dan Sawyer*: He is a punk ass bitch who is over rated, ahaha no just kidding hes okay but if he ever came back i'd laugh in his face! *Blake Wallace*: err well he is back. *Dan Sawyer*: WHOA? *Blake Wallace*: He has return to face Ryan Maxem in a match, he says quote "To Shut that bitch up" awkward? *Dan Sawyer*: I find it funny. *Blake Wallace*: okay thank you for the interview bye. Blake Wallace walks out of the basement and then scenes fade to blackness with the words "Final" written in bold letters written on the screen