Kamikaze?
Scenes open in an office much like and HWA boardmeeting office. In here you see Grimjack, Dan Sawyer, Brain Carter, and Mental Mark. They seem to be talking about the up coming HWA events. A secretary by the name of Blake Wallace walks in and listens to the meeting
*Dan Sawyer*: What are you doing here?
*Blake Wallace*: I'm listening
*Dan Sawyer*: We'll this is top secret listen somewhere else.
*Grimjack*:I said he could listen.
*Dan Sawyer*: okay.
*Grimjack*: Why is that a problem?
*Dan Sawyer*: What if he's bugged.
*Grimjack*: HWA says I have to let him listen.
*Dan Sawyer*: Ugh Okay just check him first.
A Man walks in and frisks the man. His shirt comes off and there is a recorder taped to his chest. The Legacy Department surrounds Blake Wallace.
*Mental Mark*: What is the meaning of this?
*Blake Wallace*: I can explain!
*Dan Sawyer*: We'll explain!
The man rips off the recorder, and on the back its reads "Kamimaze".
What the hell is the meaning of this? Who is this Kamikaze joke anyway? Who you trying to front? Kamikaze, I'll give you some advice later!
*Brian Carter*: Kamikaze? I have a match with him don't I ?
*Grimjack*: Yes you do
*Dan Sawyer*: Yo if he has a problem with me I would be more then happy to knock his teeth out.
Okay Kamikaze I don't know who you are and what your doing but here a little hint, unless your who I think you are, you should cut promos against your opponent not me. If you wanted to start your career you should cut promos against Brian Carter you fucking idiot. Next time read the schedual correctly the matchs don't go diagonal or up and down they go horizontal, next time put the paper infront of you and read it. You idiot, and you where never here maybe one match.
Blake Wallace gets on the ground and begs for mercy.
*Dan Sawyer*: You realize what you just did right?
*Blake Wallace*: Y-y-y-y-yes.
*Dan Sawyer*: Yeah now listen dont try a stunt like this again.
*Blake Wallace*: Okay
*Dan Sawyer*: Now be gone
Blake Wallace gets kicked out of the Legacy Department meeting. On his way out scenes fade to blackness and then refade back in Dan Sawyer's house. Dan is seen sitting with Taylor on the couch they bought when the EWA made money for Dan. Dan pops in a video tape entitled. Kamikaze Promo and click play. The video plays and then Taylor begins to talk about there furture plans.
*Taylor*: Dan, we need to get married, our child is on the way, lets get married tonight because we'll i'm not fat yet so I can fit into my wedding dress.
*Dan Sawyer*: Okay, Well let me get my tux on and we'll go to the drive up wedding chapel, I mean it's not like we are David and Carmen Elektra.
*Taylor*: Okay Im fine with that.
*Dan Sawyer*: Okay.
Awesome I'm getting married. Taylor the love of my life. I can't believe I'm getting married, I'm so happy. Now I am having a flash back to when I was 7 when I got my first kiss and the break up that day.
Scenes open in a class room, seems like a first grade first grade class room and there are kids running around and there is one particular student who has isolated himself from everyone else, that kid would be Dan Sawyer. He sits there in his little bean bag chair, just sitting not talking to anyone, suddenly a girl looking like she is the same age as Dan Sawyer, approaches him and begins to talk to him.
*Samantha Gullo*: Hello Dan.
Wow a girl is actully talking to me this is a first usualy I am the one who doesn't talk to anyone. But lets see what happens.
*Dan Sawyer*: Hello?
*Samantha Gullo*: I like you
*Dan Sawyer*: Thank you I with I could say the same.
*Samantha Gullo*: So you don't like me?
*Dan Sawyer*: It's first grade it wouldn't count in the long run would it?
*Samantha Gullo*: Your right but here...
She gives Dan a kiss on the cheek and walks on and then falls and begins to cry, Dan Sawyer walks over to help her up... Suddenly the flashback ends.
Wow I remember that like it was yesterday I feel bad for her now know she cant get any of Dan Sawyer.
*Taylor*: Dan I'll get ready.
*Dan Sawyer*: Me too.
Dan Sawyer and Taylor walk upstairs into separate rooms and get ready for there marriage. They get ready Dan Sawyer leaves first and enters the limo waiting outside. Taylor gets finished and enters the limo also. They drive off up to the wedding chapel and enter. They walk in and get married. They skip all the fancy stuff and cut to the chase.
*Elvis look-a-like*: Do you Dan take Taylor as your wife?
*Dan Sawyer*: Yes
*Elvis look-a-like*: Do you Taylor take Dan as your husband?
*Taylor*: I do.
*Elvis look-a-like*: I pronounce you husband and wife. Next in line please.
They get married and walk out getting there marriage licence at the door leave. They get back home. There is a note on the front door that says "Board Meeting: LD tomorrow" They fall asleep then the next morning Dan Sawyer leaves wearing his business uniform and heads to the office. Scenes fade and then refade back in at the board meeting. Dan Sawyer, Grimjack, Brian Carter, and Mental Mark are sitting at a round table. Grimjack begins to talk.
*Grimjack*: Okay people Brain you know you have a match with Kamikaze right?
*Brian Carter*: Yeah.
*Grimjack*: Dan Sawyer your facing Breeze.
*Dan Sawyer*: I am? Cool, I once said it best, "It's going to be a breeze beating Breeze" Anything else?
*Grimjack*: Mental Mark you and Brain Carter have a match with Ryan Maxem and Dylan Wolfe and with Draven Masters and St. Patrick. You know that False Profit.
*Mental Mark*: Okay. Now what do we do about this Kamikaze charecter?
*Dan Sawyer*: I say we kill him!
*Grimjack*: Now Dan this is just wrestling not the streets of L.A.
*Dan Sawyer*: True but this kid has a problem with me.
*Grimjack*: Dan you take care of it okay? You have to worry about Breeze.
*Dan Sawyer*: Breeze is easy.
*Grimjack*: We'll we will continue the night before the day of Saturday Night Survival!
*Dan Sawyer*: Good day
*Brian Carter*: Thank you
*Mental Mark*: Moo
*Grimjack*: Good Day
They stand up and exit through the door, as the leave the screen fades to blackness, the words "Legacy Department" Flash on the screen in bold white letters.
See Kamikaze, Breeze, and all who appose the Legacy Department beware!