Watching some stupendous tapes.


Scenes open in Dan's house he is on the phone with Grimjack, they seem to be talking about some plans let us take a closer listen to what he has to say shall we, or would we wait you chose, well when you decide to make up your mind im going to listen.

Dan Sawyer: Yeah, Grimjack shes having a baby!

Grimjack: Dan, thats great.

Dan Sawyer: Also that was awesome what we did to Maxem and Dylan Wolfe.

Grimjack: Legacey Department is back.

Oh these are going to be great times from here on I mean the return of the Legacey Department, The very stable that has inialated almost every HWA member in its time. One of its biggest enemys was Zach Tyler, now knowing I'm am part of the organization that was against Zach Tyler rather tickles me pick as some would say, and Taylor having a little Dan Sawyer this is going to be huge.

Dan Sawyer: I love it well I must go I'll see you in the office Saturday right?

Grimjack: What's Saturday?

Dan Sawyer:Saturday Night Survival.

Grimjack: Oh yeah my bad.

Dan Sawyer and Grimjack hang up and Dan Sawyer walks over to the Big screen televsion were Taylor is reading a book "Preganacy for dummies". He sits on the couch and turns on the television. He pops in a tape with the label reading, "HAHA STARR".

Start Tape


"Rock Superstar" by Cypress Hill hits and out walks Dan Sawyer, getting booed but he looks confident and he gets in the ring looking forward to the match.

TB: Dan Sawyer looks pretty sure of himself but he should realize his opponent is a two time Last Man Standing winner.

Dan Sawyer’s music ends and he is stretching against the ropes. But nothing happens.

KK: Where is Starr? I saw him earlier so I know he’s here.

Sawyer is saying something to Cunnningham the ref. Then Sawyer gets out of the ring and starts walking up the ramp and Cunningham follows him.

TB: Where are they going? Will there be a match?

Sawyer and Cunningham disappear offstage. Then the HWAtron comes on as a camera is following them backstage. Sawyer walks up to a door marked “Danny Starr’s locker room”. Sawyer kicks it down and Starr is sitting there on a couch.

Starr: Please don’t hurt me!

Sawyer: Why don’t you come to the ring!

Starr: I’m too scared!

Sawyer: Oh you weren’t so scared in your rap song that dissed me were you!

Sawyer grabs Starr by the collar and throws him into the wall. Then he picks him back up and throws him through a coffee table smashing it to pieces.

Starr: Please Dan you’re hurting me!

Sawyer: You make me sick.

Sawyer drags Starr into the bathroom and pushes his head into the toilet. Then he flushes it

Sawyer: Drink that pee water Starr!

Sawyer pulls Starr out and throws him down and Starr is choking. Sawyer slaps the Hall of Sensation on Starr, Starr’s own move a boston crab.

Starr: Ow it hurts! I give up I give up!

Cunningham followed Sawyer and is there and he raises Sawyer’s arm and he let’s Starr go.

Cunningham: Dan Sawyer wins and continues in the tournament!

Sawyer spits on Starr who is crying and walks out.

TB: Wow how embarrassing for an old HWA veteran like Starr. That has to be the low point of his life, getting beat like that by Dan Sawyer. Pathetic.

KK: Yeah that was difficult to watch.

End Tape


Dan turns to Taylor and Taylor is looking at Dan in a funny way, a way Dan has never seen before. Then she looks back at her book and then Dan turns on the television again and puts another tape on the label it reads "Break Down", He clicks play and the tape starts

Start Tape


In the ring Danny Starr is in the ring getting booed loudly for his return.

TB: It’s odd. It’s a big deal that Danny Starr is back. But with little fanfare. I wanted to interview him before the show but he wouldn’t return my calls. Oh well.

Suddenly "Rock Superstar" by Cypress Hill hits and Dan Sawyer comes running out getting booed. He looks determined and slides in the ring going after his nemesis Starr. They trade blows and Starr irish whips him then clotheslines Sawyer down. Sawyer is back but is met with a running knee that flips him. Starr kicks him in the head and starts the boots.

TB: Starr still has what it takes, he’s destroying Sawyer.

Richard Compaq walks out and at this time Danny Starr is kicking the crap out of Dan Sawyer then he grabs a mic

TB: What does this tool want?

Richard: Hello Daniel Starr this is what we had in store for you if you were wondering

Now EWA Members come from underneath the ring and from the stage and crowd and attack Starr, there must be at least 20+ members at this point in the ring then HWA Members Alex Mysterio, Seth Raines, Evan Blane, and Draven Masters come down and beat the crap out of EWA Members and they clear the ring. But by this time Danny Starr is destroyed.

KK: Great Mayhem.

TB: A lot of interference there but Cunningham is allowing it. I wonder if he was instructed to allow this beating of Starr? Anyway the crowd doesn’t seem to sympathetic.

Sawyer pulls Starr to his feet and is trash talking him. He hard clotheslines him down. Then he applies the Halls of Sensation on Starr. Cunningham checks Starr who has obviously passed out and he calls for the bell. Sawyer refused to let go and Richard Compaq is in the ring and gets in Starr’s face while he’s still in the Halls of Sensation.

Richard: This is not an invasion just a sample of what happens when you fuck with the EWA Co-Owner Dan Sawyer.

KK: Ridiculous.

TB: Well I don’t think the HWA needs to worry about any invasions we’re pretty strong but Starr didn’t take it too well.

End Tape


Dan Sawyer shuts the tape off and walks up stairs and enters his room its pitch black some he opens a light adding definition to the room then he walks over to his bed and enters it, then falls asleep. Scenes fade to blackness as his eyes close.