Scene's Open... It's a dark room, A light hangs from the ceiling. The smell of starch comes passes by, Steam can be heard from behind a human like object. The Camera repositions in front of this giant man. He is looking down a suit and then looks up toward the camera... The man appears to be the butler... He faintly says the words "Follow me." The butler passes through a door into a room with Red Carpeting, Black walls with gold trim everywhere. The appears to be a desk neatly organized, a chair behind it faces the wall, which is full of sercurity TV's. The chair rotates towards the camera and We finally see him... The man we all love and hate... DANIEL SAWYER! He is wearing a suit made in France, he has a Cuban Cigar in his right hand. On the left hand he has many many Gold Rings... He speaks.
Dan Sawyer: Fellow friends, fellow foes, I am here, and I am ready to hand out some free gifts. Free gifts you say? Aren't all gifts free? I have a gift, the gift of power and the loyalty I need. Come Saturday Night, I will have a surprise for all of you. Now I am not going to give the surprize away, No, No, NO! It isn't worth what you think it will be. See I am a simple man with simple needs, sure mine might be a little expensive. Simply all I ask is one thing from the fans... Respect. I have been in this business no matter what! Since the dawn of it's era, to the fall of it's image. I have been there and I have done this much longer then any chump or Fat bastard like Fat Larry White! Saturday I face someone named A Disgruntled Goat which sounds completly idiotic. It's odd I know, but I assure you, I will be victorious. Thank you, just remember when you recieve a gift, dont expect more then what the card says... Good bye...
Dan Sawyer turns back around facing the TV's as scene's fade to blackness.