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Event: Last Man Standing Opponent(s)Kevin Conner, Kamikaze Titles Held:International(x2), Tag Team(2x), Hardcore(1x) Dan Sawyer: Yes yes yes Grimjack I am sure of it. Grimjack: Sure of what? Dan Sawyer: That Kamikaze and Kevin Conner are goners hahaha. Grimjack: Hahaha, You sure you can pull it off? Dan Sawyer: Sure why not? Grimjack: You ran into a wall, at full speed as well. Dan Sawyer: I was attacked. Grimjack: I know me to, I can't believe The Militia did that to us, The Legacy Department. Dan Sawyer: Little shits don't know who they are messing with. Next thing we know Brian Carter and Mental Mark walk over to Dan Sawyer and Grimjack. Dan Sawyer: Yes boys? Brian Carter: Some one want to talk to you outside. Dan Sawyer sets his drink down and walks outside to see a man in a black suite at his door. Dan Sawyer: Trick or Treat what can I help you with? Man: You Dan Sawyer? Dan Sawyer: Yeah. Man: Okay listen carefuly. Dan Sawyer: Sure thing partner. Man: Okay Dizasta's gonna be a little late. Dan Sawyer: thats it? Man: Yes sir Dan Sawyer: Waste of my time. Dan Sawyer walks back inside as the Man walks away. Dan walks up to 50-Cent and G-Unit. Dan Sawyer: hey fellas 50 Cent: Word up where Dizasta at. His shit's hot. Dan Sawyer: Hes gonna be a little late. 50 Cent: Okay. Where gonna peform now, If the cops come tell us theres an arrest warnet out for me. Dan Sawyer: Aight. Dan Sawyer walks away from 50 Cent and G-Unit as 50 cent grabs the mic. 50 Cent: Aight aight were gonna perform. Poppin them thangs! The beat hits and they begin to perform. 50 Cent: Every hood we go through All the gangstas around know my whole crew Nigga what We hold it down like we supposed to Nigga you can front if you want, we be poppin’ them thangs After the VMAs my baby momma cuss my ass out. I kicked her ass we back friends like Puffy and Steve Stout Cut the grass around my clique so I could see these sneaks You see back in the hood it’s cuz I see they fake I preach a sermon about the paper like I’m creflo dollar I’ll pop you punk niggaz like I pop my collar I’m confused; I like Megan, Monica, and Mya. Missy’s freaky and Brandy’s shy, uh Now take a look at how my lifestyle changed up. I’m on now, god damn it I done came up. Now you could find me with the finest hoes. Choosin’ which whip to drive by what match my clothes. I got a fetish for the stones, heavy on the ice man If I ain’t gotta pistol on me, sure I gotta knife man Get outta line and I’m lightin’ your ass up. Semi-automatic spray, I’ll tighten your ass up What 50 Cent: Every hood we go through All the gangstas around know my whole crew Nigga what We hold it down like we supposed to Nigga you can front if you want, we be poppin’ them thangs Every hood we go through All the gangstas around know my whole crew (Nigga what) We hold it down like we supposed to Nigga you can front if you want, we be poppin’ them thangs Lloyd Banks: Slow down little nigga Don’t exceed your speed Cuz I will put g's on they fitted like the Negro league I got connects so I don’t need no weed I’ve been in LA for a year now So I don’t see no seeds After I’m done you clappin’ the crew Hell yeah, I fuck fans Guess what your favorite rapper does too In a minute I’ma have the jeweler makin’ my rims spin My crew run wild at the Jamaica’s at Kingston Nothin’ but bling bling in ya face boy That’s why my neck shine like one of them shirts Puffy and Mase wore I done find a nympho as soon as I pop a bra She had my balls head first just like a soccer star You can only stand next to the man if you proper Ya'll take care of birds like a animal doctor Been out and I’m buzzin’ niggas just slept on me So I’m out for revenge like one of bin laden's cousins 50 Cent: Every hood we go through All the gangstas around know my whole crew Nigga what We hold it down like we supposed to Nigga you can front if you want, we be poppin’ them thangs Every hood we go through All the gangstas around know my whole crew Nigga what We hold it down like we supposed to Nigga you can front if you want, we be poppin’ them thangs Young Buc: Read the paper, look at the news We one the front page Yeah we in the Bahamas with AK's on the stage The ice and the Jacob watch make a broke nigga take somethin’ So I gotta keep the four fifth with no safety button G-Unit getting’ money I know some artists is starvin’ But play the game like they rich to me this shit funny I know you see me comin’ Cuz on the front of the Maybach It say payback for those who hated on me I hate when niggas claim they bangin’ a gang You ain't no crip like snoop You ain't no blood like game See I’ve been having beef I have my own bullet proof vest Most of my enemies dead I got about two left Until my last breath I’m sendin’ niggas bullet holes Innocent bystanders get hit tryin’ to be heroes You know how we roll Every where that we go It’s fo’ fos’, calicos, and desert eagles yeah 50 Cent: Every hood we go through All the gangstas around know my whole crew Nigga what We hold it down like we supposed to Nigga you can front if you want, we be poppin’ them thangs Every hood we go through All the gangstas around know my whole crew Nigga what We hold it down like we supposed to Nigga you can front if you want, we be poppin’ them thangs The song ends then there is knock at the door, Dan Sawyer rushes to it and opens it. Dan Sawyer: Good you maid it. Dizasta: Hell yeah Dan Sawyer: Get you performance on. Dizasta: Aight. Dizasta runs up on stage and signals for his song to begin. He plays Life Times. Yo Yo Yo Im Dizasta yall can’t fuck with me Im the lyrical master who you wont often see around your local hood or grocery store I be safe walking with my calibor, Im nice ill give you a tour through my house starting at my door to the basement down south, my music is loud im proud to say hello ray peace to my dead cat ill lift your spirits, my music go to the store so yall can hear it, its like a mear hit right to yah face I gots air force 2 wit fat lace, most like my little brother short hair wide face but I love him to death hes my brother don’t stress when I lyricly diss you like a girl who resisted to kiss you like catalyst or not win battle of the bands like Patrick, sure there lyrics is sick but mine are sicker, worse then eminem and his parental advisory sticker, kyle and his licker, Im just like berrys im to bitter yall cant eat me in video game yall just feed me I grow strong I come up with my own songs aint no chorus is that so wrong? Im like the flame I ignite with the gasoline and sparks yall a bunch of retards looking down on people who cant amount to you like keith who lasted only 2 minutes. Haha just playing yous like my brother, when you get ripped on its nothing personal especially from me cause see sometime I loose but then I put them down for the 1...2...3 most people get delirious when they hear my rap cause theys notorious, not as glorious as young c gunna, im gonna hit the stunner on yah cause. I break suckas like you like dozens of eggs, sure its copyright but ill send you the regs so you can use my shit, but give me money bitch so I can make my honeys rich. Now listen im out but stay tuned for the next Dizasta exclusive. Dizatsa Finishes and steps down from the stage. Dan Sawyer begins to talk to Twista, Jamie Fox, and Kanye West. Dan Sawyer: Hey Twista you, Kanye, and Jamie ready yet. Twista: Yeah, Hey you got a match at Last Man Standing? Dan Sawyer: Yeah? Twista: When is that? Dan Sawyer: Tonight. I am not going but... Twista: Keep up your reputation. Go well here Dizasta's theme song for you. Dan Sawyer: Okay. Twista: Yeah Now... Dan Sawyer: Go perform Twista: Okay. Twista, Jamie Foxx, and Kanye go to the stage. Slow Jams hits and they perform. Twista: Slow Jams!!! Luther Vandross:(On the beat) Are you gonna be Say that you're gonna be Jamie Foxx: Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh... Jamie Foxx: She said she wants some Marvin Gaye, some Luther Vandross, a little Anita, will definitely set this party off right Are u gonna be, are u gonna be, are u gonna be, are you gonna be are you gonna be, well well well well well She said she want some Ready for the World, some New Edition, some Minnie Ripperton, and definitely set this party off right Are u gonna be, are u gonna be, are u gonna be, are you gonna be are you gonna be, well well well well well Kanye West: I told her to drive over in your new whip Bring some friends you cool with Imma bring da cool whip Then I want you to strip See you is my new chick So we get our grind on She be grabbin, callin me Biggie like Shine home Man I swear she fine homes Why she always lying though Tellin me them diamonds when she know they rhinestones She got a light skinned friend look like Michael Jackson Got a dark skinned friend look like Michael Jackson I play 'Ready for the World' - she was ready for some action My dawg said you aint no freak, so you got to prove my man wrong Imma play this Vandross You gon' take your pants off Imma play this Gladys Knight Me and you gon' get right Jamie Foxx: She said she wants some Marvin Gaye, some Luther Vandross, a little Anita, will definitely set this party off right Are u gonna be, are u gonna be, are u gonna be, are you gonna be are you gonna be, well well well well well She said she want some Ready for the World, some New Edition, some Minnie Ripperton, and definitely set this party off right Are u gonna be, are u gonna be, are u gonna be, are you gonna be are you gonna be, well well well well well She said she wants some Marvin Gaye, some Luther Vandross, a little Anita, will definitely set this party off right Are u gonna be, are u gonna be, are u gonna be, are you gonna be are you gonna be, well well well well well She said she want some Ready for the World, some New Edition, some Minnie Ripperton, and definitely set this party off right Are u gonna be, are u gonna be, are u gonna be, are you gonna be are you gonna be, well well well well well Twista: Got you lookin at the gliss at my hands and wrists While i'm layin back smokin on my canibus When it come to rockin the rythm like Marvin and Luther I can tell you aint no messin with Kan-man and Twist From the Chi and I be Sippin Hennessy Play some R&B Tryina smoke a B Lookin properly Feelin on a G? And always (Well Well Well Well Well) Come with me and sip on some Evelyn Champagne You aint know Twista can work it like the Whispers Hit the stop light, get into some Isaac The rims still moving so I'm bumping a little spinners While I'm Smokin on a B Dippin through the streets Bumpin R&B And I got to leave something to the 23's? And I do it (well well well well well) When my earth and the wind smoke a fire Let me when get your sheets wet listening to Keith Sweat Put you in a daze for maze Fullfilling our every temptation slow jamming having deep sex You ready for the world girl Come on over make me touch you all over your body baby don't say no to me An every moment you controllin' me I'm lovin the way you be holding me when I be listening to Jodeci And when I come over and bend your ass You be bumpin Teddy Pendergrass I'da hit it from the back to the melody to roll it slow Now I gotta go up in it fast, but imma finish last No matter how much of a thug you see I still spit it like it's R&B, so to the club with me And with some Luther come on and hope you finna and stilla be in love with me Jamie Foxx: She said she wants some Marvin Gaye, some Luther Vandross, a little Anita, will definitely set this party off right Are u gonna be, are u gonna be, are u gonna be, are you gonna be are you gonna be, well well well well well She said she want some Ready for the World, some New Edition, some Minnie Ripperton, and definitely set this party off right Are u gonna be, are u gonna be, are u gonna be, are you gonna be are you gonna be, well well well well well She said she wants some Marvin Gaye, some Luther Vandross, a little Anita, will definitely set this party off right Are u gonna be, are u gonna be, are u gonna be, are you gonna be are you gonna be, well well well well well She said she want some Ready for the World, some New Edition, some Minnie Ripperton, and definitely set this party off right Are u gonna be, are u gonna be, are u gonna be, are you gonna be are you gonna be, well well well well well Twista: Baby drop another slow jam And all us lovers need hold hands And if you aint got no man hop up on my brohem I keep it pimpin like an old man You gots to roll with the plan Cuz after that then I Take it to the dome Then I got to bone Stay up in the zone Got to get you home Gotta run up on And I do it (well well well well well) Baby drop another slow jam And all us lovers need hold hands And if you aint got no man hop up on my brohem I keep it pimpin like an old man You gots to roll with the plan Cuz after that then I Take you to my home And we could get it on Disconnect the phone Just to get you goin' Tryina make you moan And I do it well well well well well The music stops and Dan Sawyer and his whole family drives off to the air port and enters his giant private luxery plane and flys to the show. He arrives and his family and the Legacy Department all enter a giant room with a big television they are all watching Last Man Standing. Dan Sawyer's match is up and he leaves the room as scenes fade to blackness. |