|-| The Slam Pre-Show airs as The wMe Chairman Vince McMahon stands in his office getting ready to tell all the great wMe fans an announcement that will most likely change wMe forever! |-|
Vince McMahon: Hello ladies and gentlemen I bet you are all wondering why I am in my locker room making this announcement right now! But I am going to tell all you people this, it’s BIG NEWS! And I am sure that each and everyone of you fans will enjoy this surprise as much as I will! Because tonight a superstar will return to wMe! [Fans cheer] Oh no! This is no ordinary superstar, you all love him and you all want him back here! I want him back as well and as soon as you find out who it is, you will think so too!
Jerry “The King” Lawler: A returning superstar, who could it be? Who do you think it is JR?
Jim Ross: I’m not sure King but Mr. McMahon sounds very happy about this returning superstar! I don’t know who it could be, I have not the slightest clue! I am excited and I don’t even know who it is!?
Jerry “The King” Lawler: This show just keeps getting better and better every week!
Vince McMahon: You know what folks? This return isn’t gonna be good… It’s gonna be great!!! [Fans cheer from inside the arena!] And this great superstar will return, TONIGHT! My welcoming committee will greet this star later tonight! But until then enjoy the show
|-| The SLAM video plays as all of the SLAM superstars flash across the screen moments later the theme finishes as wMe SLAM fades in inside arena. The music hits and the fireworks shoot up! The lights flicker on and off as the fans are heard cheering through out the arena. The lights turn on as more fireworks shoot up and the camera fades in on the great wMe fans. The fans hold up their signs saying things from “WHAT?” to “100% Stratusfaction!”. The fans now stand on their feet waiting to see what wMe Slam has in store tonight! The scene then fades in to Jerry “The King” Lawler and Jim Ross are up near the top of the ramp justing doing there regular day job! |-|
Jim Ross: Hello everyone and welcome to wMe Slam I’m Jim Ross along side Jerry “The King” Lawler and what a night we have for you tonight! A huge main-event it will be a 15 man Battle Royal to determine who will be the No. 1 Contender for The US Title at Wrestlemania! And speaking of wrestlemania it’s just around the corner tickets are still on sale but there is limited seating left so get your tickets now!
Jerry “The King” Lawler: Forget about Wrestlemania lets talk about Tonight! You heard Mr. McMahon’s announcement for a returning superstar here tonight! I am excited already JR!
Jim Ross: That’s right King! If you missed the beginning segment ladies and gentlemen, Mr. McMahon announced that there will be a returning superstar here tonight and that this is one of the biggest superstars in wMe history!
Jerry “The King” Lawler: I can’t wait JR!
|-| Later on in the show Shane and Vince McMahon are out in the parking lot getting ready for the return of a certain BIG superstar! Moments later a limo drives up to the front of the arena. It comes to a complete stop as Shane runs to open the door, the door slowly opens as a black wrestling boot hits the ground. The camera zooms in to Vince and Shane both with huge smiles on their faces! Then the camera fades in on possibly the Most xtreme superstar in wMe history he is finishers such as the The Rolling Thunder, The Vanterminator, The Vandaminator and the 5 Star Frog Splash! He is known as The Whole F’n Show and Mr. Monday Night. Making his return to wMe, Rob Van Dam! [The fans are on their feet inside cheering for the Whole F’n Show!] Vince walks up to RVD and shakes his hand. The three begin talking out in the parking lot!|-|
Jim Ross: Oh my god! It’s RVD He’s back this is unbelievable!!!
Rob Van Dam: What’s up guys?
|-| The fans cheer from inside and start to chant “RVD”! |-|
Vince McMahon: Rob it’s great to see you and listen thanks for returning tonight I know all the die hard RVD fans want to see you!
Rob Van Dam: Hey it’s no problem bro I am just happy to be back home in [RVD Does his pose] w-M-e! [The fans cheer from inside.]
Shane McMahon: Rob you don’t how much you returning to wMe means to this business I bet all the guys in the locker room are on their feet right now just like all the wMe fans are! [Fans cheer once again!] But the most important thing is that you’re here tonight!
Rob Van Dam: Oh well I wish I got here earlier so I could have been entered I that Battle Royal Tonight! I really wanted to go to Wrestlemania facing someone for a title that would have been wicked awesome!
Vince McMahon: You want to be back in action already Rob?
Rob Van Dam: Yeah! Better now than never!
|-| A man walks up behind Shane McMahon and starts to bad mouth RVD! The man is wearing ripped up blue jeans and a wMe Slam shirt. The camera fades in on his face only to be The Trailer Park boy himself, Jamie Noble! |-|
Jamie Noble: Hello Vince [Looks at Vince!] Shane [Looks over to Shane] and who could forget [Noble Mocks RVD!] Rob-Van-Dam! I don’t know if you too remember but I was supposed to return to the ring tonight! But one problem, I don’t have a match!!!
Rob Van Dam: Dude chill out! So you don’t have a match I am sure Vince will give you one! Hey better yet why don’t you put him against me Vince?
Vince McMahon: Rob.. I don’t think it’s a good-
Jamie Noble: No, no Vince! I think you should let him face me! It would give RVD he first ass whipping in a long time!
Rob Van Dam: Dude, you think you could kick my ass! I don’t think so bro you know why cause [Poses] I’m Rob Van Dam and I take any challenge that comes at me. I think it’s a fine idea Vince believe me I’m ready to get back in the ring! And Noble dude quick question, Where the hell did you get those pants! Looks like they were on sale $5.99 at K MART for god sakes I’ll make you a deal Mr. Trailer Park If you win the match I’ll buy you a nice pair of pants!
|-| Noble lungs at RVD as Shane pulls him back! |-|
Vince McMahon: Fine, you two want a match tonight fine with me!
|-| The fans stand up on their feet cheering! |-|
Jamie Noble: You want a fight Van Dam well I’ll tell you one thing after our match you’re gonna wish you never heard the name Jamie Noble!
|-| Jamie Noble walks away and into the arena! |-|
|-| RVD Laughs |-|
Rob Van Dam: Now that’s a funny man saying he can beat the Whole F’n Show well he’s got another thing coming. Now if you’ll excuse me I have to go get ready for my match tonight!
Jim Ross: Well it’ll be RVD and Noble later on tonight!
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|-| A little later on Terri Runnels is searching the halls for Rob Van Dam. After about 30 seconds she gives up looking and gets ready to head back to the interviewers locker room. Rob Van Dam then sneaks up behind and taps her on the shoulder. She turns around to see him standing there with a huge smile on his face. |-|
Rob Van Dam: Looking for someone Terri?
Terri Runnels: Actually Rob I was wondering if I could get a quick interview with you?
Rob Van Dam: That’s cool with me fire away.
Terri Runnels: Well folks I am standing here with the returning Rob Van Dam and I would like to ask you a couple of questions Rob. Well the first isn’t a question I would just like to say welcome back, it’s great to see you again and you look in better shape than ever? What have you been doing since you left wMe a few months back?
Rob Van Dam: Well for those of you who don’t know I have actually been doing a lot of training pretty much everyday. I have been working out like crazy and pushing my body to it’s limits and let me tell you Terri I fell better than ever! I am sure glad to be back though it’s hard coming back after all these months and getting in the ring again but I am, ready for action and tonight I will prove it against Jamie Noble!
Terri Runnels: That’s actually relates to another question of mine. How do you feel about Jamie Noble approaching you on your returning night and saying that he wants a match?
Rob Van Dam: Actually it was me who made the challenge and the reason I did it was because I wanted to get back in that ring out there and do what I do best and that is Kick ass! I wouldn’t have challenged Noble if I wasn’t ready to fight! But the fact is I am and tonight Mr. Monday Night is gonna hit the 5 star frog splash on that dirty trailer park boy! That’ll teach him to mess with the most radical high flying wrestler the wMe has ever seen!
Terri Runnels: Ok Rob I just have one more question are you angry about Mr. McMahon not putting you in the 15 man Battle Royal Tonight? I mean I bet you would like to go to Wrestlemania the No.1 Contender for the US Title.
Rob Van Dam: I don’t get angry about many things Terri and this is one of those things that you just gotta let go. Vince didn’t even know I was coming back until I phoned him earlier today he had no idea. Even if I was here earlier I think those guys deserve it right now more than I do. I have had a few months absence but now I am back and if anyone has a problem with it face that facts! Mr. Monday Night is back in action tonight and like I said earlier I am a hell of a lot better than ever. So I am just going to let this go I will win the US Title either way it goes. It don’t care if I win it at Wrestlemania as long as I win it eventually that’s good enough for me. Now if you’ll excuse me I here those RVD fans calling for me in there, I gotta go nice talking to you though Terri.
|-| RVD walks down the halls and it looks like he is heading to the ring to make his return to the wMe fans! |-|
Jim Ross: Well it sounds like Rob Van Dam is coming out here King and I can’t to hear what he has to say!
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|-| The camera fades in on RVD still walking down the hall as he spots Vince about 5 meters down the hall. Moments later RVD reaches him and they begin to talk. |-|
Vince McMahon: Hey Rob are you heading out to the ring?
Rob Van Dam: Yeah bro!
Vince McMahon: Well be careful, Noble came into my office earlier and he ain’t happy! He wants to fight you right now, I told him to wait until the match.
Rob Van Dam: Dude it’s cool I am ready for anything Noble throws at me. Now I gotta go out and see all my great fans here in the great wMe, I’ll see you later-
Vince McMahon: Wait Rob! I’ll make you a deal if you impress me here tonight then I’ll tell you what I am going to do. I know I can’t put you in the 15 man Battle Royal tonight but let me make this up to. I will put you in a match at Wrestlemania for the No.1 Contender for the US Title how does that sound?
Rob Van Dam: Are you serious dude? Thank you Vince. You won’t regret this!
Vince McMahon: But remember you have to Impress me!
Rob Van Dam: Vince I’ll not only impress you here tonight in my match with Noble but I will go on to Wrestlemania and become the No.1 contender and then win the US Title! Remember though it’s easy when your [Poses] Rob-Van-Dam!
Jim Ross: What a deal folks! RVD gets a No.1 contender shot at Wrestlemania if he impress Mr. McMahon here tonight!
Jerry “The King” Lawler: And here he comes JR! The Whole Damn Show is coming out here!
|-| Moments Later. The lights turn out in the arena and a riff of distortion plays through the arena and a voice yells “One of A Kind!!!” BOOM! Fireworks shoot up as Breaking Points, One of a Kind blares through the arena. The fans give a standing ovation to Mr. Monday Night. Signs are held up high reading “RVD and The Whole F’n Show!” and the name “RVD” is chanted though out the arena. Rob Van Dam then walks out from backstage and out to the top of the ramp. He poses to the crowd then runs down to the ring. |-|
Lillian Garcia: Ladies and Gentlemen making his way to the ring from Battle Creek Michigan weighing at 220 pounds, Rob Van Dam!
|-| Lillian smiles at RVD as he enters the ring, he gets up on the turn buckle and poses to all his wonderful fans in wMe! |-|
Jim Ross: What an ovation for Rob Van Dam! He’s said he was happy to be back earlier tonight but I am sure he is more than happy to come in front of all his fans and talk about well anything he wants I guess!
|-| Rob then jumps down from the turnbuckle he leans over the middle rope as Lillian hands him a microphone. RVD begins to speak his mind |-|
Rob Van Dam: It sure feels good to be back! [The fans cheer!] You know what I am happy that I left a few months ago! [Fans booo!] No, no here me out I am happy that I left because I am in the best shape I have been in, in well… EVER! [Fans cheer!] It was great to do all that training because I know it paid off! Tonight I will prove that it has paid off! But first I would like to talk about that awesome offer that Mr. McMahon gave to me backstage! [Fans cheer!] I will make a promise no better yet a guarantee to all over my great fans tonight and that is tonight I will impress Vince and I will go to Wrestlemania and face who ever it is I am facing for the USA no .1 contender match! And I will walk out of that match No. 1 Contender then I’ll face the champion and here’s where the guarantee comes in, after Wrestlemania I will beat the US Champion to become Wrestle Mania Entertainment’s brand new United States Champion! So it doesn’t piss me off that I’m not in the 15 Battle Royal tonight! Unlike most the wrestlers in the wMe I have patients, I don’t need things now because I know they will eventually come to me somewhere along the way. That’s the way it is and that’s the way it’s always gonna be!!!
Jim Ross: Well RVD is sure confident about himself and becoming the next wMe United States Champion and I believe that he can do it!
Rob Van Dam: But I got more things to worry about tonight well… not really! I mean it’s just The Whole F’n Show taking on Mr. Trailer Park Trash tonight on Slam! It’s not that important now is it? [Fans cheer!] Oh course it’s important it’s my first match in over 3 months! No one thought I would be ready hell even my dirty ass opponent doesn’t think I’m ready. But I am gonna prove them all wrong when I walk all over Jamie Noble tonight! Did you guys check out those K-Mart pants that he’s wearing? I mean come on you’re a professional wrestler well at least I think you are. Well I guess you’d have to be because this is the only thing you can make money at I mean who’s gonna hire some Slacked-jod yokel who has a vocabulary of a 6 year old I mean come on Noble don’t you need a college education to get into wMe! I almost forgot Noble we won the Tag Team Titles together, right I was gonna team up with Jeff Hardy but then I teamed up with you! What a mistake! And Noble when we were talking in the parking lot I smelt something I had never smelt before and it smell like you just ate a fresh pile of garbage! Have you ever heard of deodorant there bro? Honestly dude you smell like a horses ass! No joke man, hey Noble I’ll throw in some deodorant along with those new pants if you win. I am willing to spend about 5 Bucks if you beat me! I mean anyone who beats Mr. Monday Night should be awarded with something, don’t you think? [Fans cheer!] But the fact is that nobody can beat me and if anyone tries they fail just ask Eddie Guerrero if you can understand what the hell he’s saying! I have even beat guys like The Sandman, Chris Jericho, The Xtreme Daredevil Jeff Hardy to name a few! And I have played The Game I beat Triple H! You have not defeated anyone of those men and I am better than them all! So if you still want to fight me Noble that’s fine with me but if you don’t then I don’t blame you! Because most of the men I wrestle are forced to use weapons and cheap shot me to win! That’s how good I am Noble and I am not going to say it I am going to prove it! I have tackled all obstacles and beaten the best of the best and you all know why [Poses] “Cause I’m ROB – VAN - DAM!”
|-| One Of Kind blares through the arena as RVD nods his head and drops the microphone. RVD Leaves the ring and gets ready for his match against The Trailer Park King – Jamie Noble! Is RVD ready to get back in the ring though, I guess we’ll just have to wait and see! |-|
|-| End of Part # 1 |-|
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