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I apologize to everyone who visits this site regularly that I didn't update in the past few weeks. I just didn't have any motivation to do so. All the results from the past three weeks of matches have been updated. Also, if you get the chance, please stop by Sara Tammer's Lance Storm Fan Site The Impact Player and give your congratulations on the site's 3rd anniversary.

I Love You, Too...

Did Tommy Dreamer have a fun time celebrating FLAG day? Hahahaha - I Kill Me 10.31.02 - It's Halloween, suckas. Go to your stupid costume parties, trick of treat for your unhealthy candy. Dress your children up like pumpkins for the dumbest holiday of the entire year. Well, to help you celebrate Halloween, I updated the website. Yah! Lucky you. Team No Heat went into battle on Monday against RVD and Tommy Dreamer. I've posted a report of the match along with a color code chart of how RVD's feud with Triple H actually will help him in the long run. Ok, not really. RAW was once again pretty terrible and dead until that whole "Michaels in the Casket" deal that seemed to excite the crowd for some reason. Enjoy your weekend, I know I will as I'll be wearing my "Big Bad Booty Daddy" T-Shirt, holding close my Scott Steiner bean bag doll and sleeping with my Scott Steiner mid-90's WWF poster over my bed.




Updating the Site

This Reminds Me of Bradshaw's Last Hazing... 10.25.02 - Hey there, skippy! Remember me? I'm the ass who runs this god forsaken website. And, guess what, friend? I'm finally updating this place! Whooo! I'm so cool. You know I'm cool. The following update is brought to you by Met-Rx chocolate powder! 23 grams of protein only 3 grams of carbs. RAW has really sucked lately thus I didn't have any motivation to update the site. I have some free time now so I figured "eh, what the heck?" Lance won on Heat, won on RAw and then lost on RAW. Oh! and Triple H sexually violated a dummy that was meant to be a corpse. Wow! Gotta love those GENIUS writers and their soap opera storylines. Maybe next they could make a storyline about raping George W. Bush's wife and then burying her alive! Ratings, my friends! The ratings! I usually insult people I hate by using sarcasm or very contrived insults. But in this case, I'll make an exception. To all the writers that are involved in the necrophilia angle: SUCK MY DICK.




They Dropped the Belts! Praise Jesus!

Jobbing Again 10.04.02 - Well, everything is just back to normal now, isn't it? I'm late with updating the site, Lance jobbed on RAW...this is fucking brilliant. I'm pretty confident jobbing is like sex or riding a bicycle. Once you learn to do it, you never forget how. Lance faced Rocky Maivia Version 2.0, erm, I mean Doomed Failure, or, um, Likely to turn heel in a month? OH, he was facing Randy Orton, how could I possibly get him confused with those other names? Silly me. Anyway, Lance jobbed, check out a report in the obvious place. Not much else to tell you all about. Enjoy your weekends and stuff...




They Dropped the Belts! Praise Jesus!

Kane's Brewing Up A......Storm? BWWHAHAHAHAHA 9.24.02 - Quick catch up about the site situation - over the days since I posted the message, I recieved about five emails with people wanting me to keep the site open. Five is enough for me, just enough people to let me know that people do care about the site. So, I'm keeping it open and will continue to update. The UnAmericans were defeated at the ppv by Kane and Co. and last night on RAW they dropped the belts to Kane and Hurricane. Thank you, Jesus! I don't want to seem like I'm hating Storm, I'm not. I just did not at all enjoy the team of Storm and Christian. I like Storm, I like Christian, I HATE Storm & Christian. The team will most likely stay together. I'd just prefer to see a singles push of some kind. The report of the raw match is posted in the obvious place.




Site Could Close

Blah, Blah, Blah 9.19.02 - Lance and Christian beat the Dudz on RAW, report is up in the RAW section. I'm considering closing down the site. It seems rather odd to say this after I spent all of 15 minutes changing the design of the site for the two year anniversary. But, I'm not getting any kind of feedback on the site and each day it seems to be getting more and more pointless to update with no one visiting. According to my counter stats it claims I get 10 - 15 hits per day, yet I don't get any emails or guestbook entries or anything that would signal that I am indeed getting said hits. Yeah, maybe I'm shallow for shutting the site down because of lack of feedback. But, there's no point to any website if no one outside of the webmaster cares about it. If anyone is visiting the site, send me an email if you think I should shut it down or keep it going. canadianhero2000@yahoo.com




Why Didn't They Drop the Belts?

Hole Me - Hold Me Close, My Love 9.10.02 - To open up RAW, The UnAmericans defended their tag titles against Bradshaw and Kane. In a match where they really should've dropped the belt, they came out victorious with a very awful over-booked finish. I'm really, really not liking this whole UnAmericans deal. It has nothing to do with the anti-america crap, it's more because Christian and Storm are really coming out of this looking like nothing. Every match is pretty much the same - usual heel stuff, babyfaces are near victory, Test big boots everyone to hell and Storm/Christian keep the tag titles. There's nothing new, nothing interesting. Just same old, same old. Ah, but what do I know? I'm just a stupid kid with a fan site. Raw results are posted, new site design WITH legit photo galleries will be coming on the 15th.



Angry & Tired

Dork. 8.22.02 - I really don't have the energy to write any sort of long update. The results of the tag match from RAW are up.







Lance Gets Jobbed and I Don't Care

Who's really gonna buy THAT t-shirt? 8.07.02 - I like how WWE enjoys surprising us once in a while. They put on a string of crappy shows and all of a sudden - WHAM! Quality wrestling. Plus Lance was involved in two matches and you can never go wrong with too much Lance. Well you can, but that involves peanut butter and a dell computer. However, that's a story for another time. Lance was involved in a singles match against Booker T and then involved in the eight-man tag main event of RAW. Match reports can be found in RAW of Tv Reports. On a side note, it appears that WWE has produced a t-shirt with the word "Un American" on it and an upside down flag. This is gonna be a disaster to market in the states. Who in their right fucking mind would buy this shit? This really bugs me. It's like throwing a carrot in front of a horse. "Ok, we'll market a t-shirt for the UnAmericans" and then they create this shitty shirt. This really annoys me, I want to physically hurt whoever created this shirt.




Trip Smashed Shawn And I Don't Care

This isn't part of Bradshaw's hazing rituals, right? 8.07.02 - That header up there is best sung to the tune of Jimmy Cracked Corn, by the way. Our blood brothers of rock the Un-Americans were featured on RAW for a good amount of time. First they had a promo cut off by Sgt. Slaughter, then they were threatened with harm from a large tube-shaped object by HHH, then Lance and Christian lost to the hardyz via DQ, THEN the Un-Americans were chased off by the UnderTaker. A report of the tag match has been posted in the RAW, not Smackdown, RAW section of TV Reports. In personal news I've started going to a gym and I've already managed to pull muscles in my thighs and abs. I'm the biggest hack ever....




We Be Rawwin'

Suckin' Back Big Macs!!!! Funniest Line Ever 7.30.02 - Well, Team Canada has made the jump from Smackdown to Raw. This didn't come as a huge shock to me. They were the most likely candidates, but I doubted it was them because I found it hard to believe that they could run from the ring to Bischoff's limo at the end of smackdown in about 10 seconds. Eh, whatever. Anyway, it looks as though Team Canada will be made into big players on RAW as they took out UnderTaker. That conchairto didn't look to good. Now, I myself am not a wrestler, but when you miss a wrestler's head completely and then can be heard loud and clear telling your partner to "do it again", I think it's a bad thing. I finally got caught up and posted the results from Smackdown and I finally got the "About Us" page up and running. Ha-Za! Check it out, go to the bathroom, do whatever, I don't really care....



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