(A camera crew has arrived at a beach house somewhere in California, they have been summoned by a emotionally distressed and angry Lethal Weapon, over the last few days the World Undisputed Champion has lost his wife, his child, one of his friends has turned on him and fights for his title this Wednesday and now he is a target for every new face on the DWA roster.
The camera crew one of which worked in the WFN seem surprised to see the beach house famously known as Lethal Weapons favourite home up for sale, the door opens and Weapon walks onto the front porch of the bungalow style home, a table can be seen in the far corner of the porch a home made lemonade sitting on it, Weapon walks over to it and takes a drink before looking over at the camera crew who are now walking towards the World Undisputed Champion the belt still held over his shoulder. He walks to the three small steps before the start of the sandy beachfront, and sits comfortably on the top step as the cameraman walks round in front of him waiting for his comments. The sea can be heard splashing in the distance, the air is chilly but the heat of the sun makes it a nice feeling on the skin of one. Suddenly Weapon begins.)
Weapon:
Its not surprising that over the last couple of days people have started mentioning my name a lot more, you see all except one of them though its not because of the hell I went through on Sunday, its not because of the performance I pulled out of myself at Xtreme Warfare, no, you see they don’t care or respect what I done that day, what most of these people on the Attitude roster want is this gold over my shoulder, the World Undisputed Championship, however I am not angry at them, I was the same before I took what was rightfully mine, I wanted the gold more then anything, I wanted the love of holding this title day and night, and I wanted to have the top spot in the business today, and finally after a lot of work and effort I paid the price and won the belt and the name as the top guy in the sport once more.
At Sunday I was attacked by S&W’s Soul, Kinetic LHPD, even my own wife Sheryl and the President of the federation Matt Faith, on top of that I had the best athletes in the world AKA Bullet, Lone Star, Triple H and Kurt Angle to contest with, but it doesn’t end there no, I was Angle Slammed through three tables and then 30ft of the top of a hell in a cell, I was cut open by spearing Angle through a hell in a cell wall, basically the whole match was about destroying the other men until they had nothing left, until they were no more then energy less.
The man that was going to win that match was the man with the most passion, the most love, the most determination to be the next Undisputed Champion, it was all down to who wanted it more…And I proved on Sunday I want it more then anyone else in the industry, and for those of you that thing now I have it I am complete, your wrong, I won this belt and paid a huge price, I lost my family through trying to make it as the biggest name in this business, I lost my life…But winning that gold was worth it, the feeling I had when I got to hold the Undisputed championship above my head once more.
Now this coming Attitude in Washington D.C. there are three matches throughout the card that interest me and the first of them is the Women’s Championship match between two females I know very well, you see one of them is the wife of my former friend and run in buddy Drake Vandenhart, yeah, she is an amazing athlete and a great sport, I’m sure you know her, Alicia Vandenhart.
Now she goes out on Attitude in front of the jam packed arena of 54,000 Washington D.C. fans and fights none other then my very own wife and backstabber Sheryl Marie Gray, the biggest bitch in the sports history and for a limited time only the Women’s DWA Champion.
Now the reason this interests me is simple, Sheryl is the commissioner, he friend and tongue less wonder Matt Faith is the owner, so why book herself in a title match against Alicia, why risk her gold, well it seems to me it is a trick to get me to run down to the ring and be taken out, that or for some reason Sheryl just generally wants to defend her title and risk her arse by standing in that ring, her dickhead bodyguards the LHPD no doubt on stand by.
Well Sheryl, I have just a few words for you cause most of my feelings I will express with actions in my match at Attitude, but what I do have to say is simple, good luck with your match, Alicia is a great fighter and its going to be a hard match for you, but make no mistake about it, I will be watching and LHDP better stay backstage cause like it or not, if they move…..I MOVE!
Now there is a bigger more important match that also happens at Attitude that has now also grabbed my attention, this match is to announce the man that will fight me for my title, now the three guys involved are all great athletes, they have to be to be given the chance to fight for the top prize, two of them I have thought already, the third I have seen in action and to be honest in my personal opinion he doesn’t deserve the chance to just jump in and fight in the number one contenders match, but Sheryl is the way she is and has booked him in for the badly injured Kurt Angle.
Now before I move onto the guys in this match I want to show my respect to two guys that last Sunday fought out of there skin and showed true determination, they put up a hell of a fight and made the match what it was, Kurt Angle and Triple H, I have heard the rumours over the last few days that neither of you will be returning from injury due to the huge amount of pain the match put you through and due to the injuries you were given, if these rumours are true, let me just say to you, thank you, thank you for the match, the feuds and the great fights we had over the last month, and I wish you well for the future.
Anyway, now that I have mentioned that lets move onto a match involving two more of those men from Sunday and a very Lucky RVD.
Now Rob, I have seen you fight in ECW, in WWE, and you know what, your good, no doubt about that, you really know how to wrestle but your problem is one that is simple to figure out, you have no charisma, nor personality, your love for the prize is nothing compared to that of mine or the other two guys in that match at attitude, last Sunday Lone Star in particular came out and proved to the world he is a top player, Bullet was shell shocked by the match I think, but even he was there to prove his position in the federation was concreted, both of the men in your match are prime time players, top of there sport, and made of titanium, both are out of this world and amazing athletes and you just jump in and try to take there light all because another legend in this sport had to pull out through injury because he to was there during our huge battle.
RVD, you are still matchless here, you have to earn your rights to the title as we all did on Sunday and if, some way, somehow you can come out and beat both Lone Star and Bullet, then you have earnt the right to face me, to face the man, to face the World Undisputed Champion of the DWA, the best in the game, and the damn greatest in the industry.
RVD, go ask anyone, go ask Lone Star and Bullet, when you step up to the plate and you have to pitch against me, it’s a whole new ball game, it’s a whole new park, I am champion for a reason, and that’s because night after damn night I come out, I give 100% and I fight like a man possessed, you talk like you would destroy me no problem, like you are already the champion and don’t get me wrong, confidence is not a bad thing, but too much is not a good thing either and coming out here underestimating me like the world and the critics did on Sunday is your first big step to a loss against me.
I am no Walkover RVD, I am not the sort of person you can come out into a match with and just say ‘oh yeah I am going to win no doubt’ you cannot do that against me, you cannot be that confident with me, cause when it comes down to the day and you are stood across the ring from me, ill tear through you like the human wrecking machine that everyone speaks of me as.
RVD, this Wednesday you and two of the DWA’s greats go against each other in a fight to earn the right against me, and that is what you need to remember, you are EARNING your right to face me, don’t get to confident, otherwise your cool, wise ass id going to be on the receiving end of a burning bullet.
Now RVD is one man of the three the second is none other then my opponent last Sunday or one of the four of them anyway, Bullet.
Now Bullet on Sunday you failed to perform, we all saw it and we were all surprised by it, you got your ass whipped in the ring by everyone and you know why, because of exactly what I said, you took the match to lightly, you thought you would just walk right through it without a problem and be world champion, you had your eyes set on the gold without taking into consideration the match that goes with it, you underestimated like a rookie all four of the men you had to fight in that match, including myself and Lone Star the two men that went above and beyond in this match up.
Now Bullet you got your ass beat from one side of the ring to the other and you deserved it as well, you were beating down by a Pedigree, then hit by the burning bullet then eliminated by a perfectly executed Angle Slam, three moves that have downed men singlely but all three together, you didn’t stand a chance, and you were beaten 1...2...3.
Bullet you are fortunate to be given another chance at this prize, most wouldn’t have been, and your under performing was a sure sign to most of us that you were well in above your head, however my darling wife thinks different and has plunged you back in the deep end again, to fight some of the best, now Bullet, I think you are talented don’t get me wrong, and just turning up and fighting in that cell for me earns you some respect, however you need to do more then just turn up to beat your opponents on Attitude and your going to have to put in double more the effort and determination to beat me the World Undisputed Champion, a title not even the top man on Massacre could achieve.
But Bullet, RVD there is one more man, a name that if took lightly will beat you down like the dog you are, a man that last Sunday went above and beyond the call of duty to try and be number one, he gave all he had to be the top of this game and he beat me down and nearly finished my dream of being the best, however he didn’t do enough and he couldn’t keep me down. That man is Lone Star.
Now Lone Star since Sunday I respect you more then anybody else I have come across in my career, after the show I shared a beer with ya and managed to talk to you, and it seems to me you are a great athlete and a hell of a superstar and a man I would love to fight once more to see who is the greatest, to see if the result after Xtreme Warfare is really the one that the fans deserved to see.
You know I have thought about you a lot since that match and I said not to long ago that you would one day be a champion and one of the greatest in this industry’s history, and you know what, when that day comes and you are ready to take over the reign of this title, I am going to make sure its me that you beat, you see I want to be the man that goes down in the history books as the man that dropped the title to Lone Star in what is no doubt bound to be the greatest match in the history of the business and Lone Star I promise, you may not be ready yet, but if you are, then I am ready and waiting for your best and make no mistake about it, if you beat those other two at Attitude ill be more then ready to once again perform at my peak to make sure I finish the job as best I can and try my hardest to get the job done.
Now this interview would never be finished until I mentioned my former friend and student, the man that at Attitude is given the biggest chance of his life and his career to face me one on one in a match of the highest importance, for the greatest title in the history of the wrestling business on the greatest show of them all, The World Undisputed Championship defended live on DWA Attitude next Wednesday, Lethal Weapon Vs The Soul, Former Friends, Former stable partners, Teacher Vs student.
Now this match has all the ingredients to be a real dish, but one thing is still missing and that’s the twist, in a match with so much history and past there is always a twist against the good guy, always something unsuspecting that happens during the match against the face of the show, and especially of that good guy is the World Undisputed Champion.
Now Soul, I know you and I know there are times when you can be a complete cheater and have everyone do your dirty work, and then there are times you like to be a sportsman and do things yourself, the question is what have you got planned this Wednesday?
What might you have planned in the biggest match of your career, in a match that obviously has so much great importance to you? Well I think I know who your plan involves already and that my quiet and lovely wife Sheryl Marie Gray No doubt and that piece of crap beside her the president of the federation Matthew Faith.
Now Soul, I promise you this, your not the only one with a plan, I might not be S&W no more and I may not have Sheryl anymore but I sure as hell have allies and if Sheryl and the crew make there way to the ring my guys and girls will be ready to come out and make sure you don’t steal a win threw cheating, if you want to win the title Soul, you are going to have to do it by beating me fair and square, lets see if you can do it.
Soul, you say you own the sky and the ground…Well good for you, but as for owning my sorry soul….Na you don’t own my soul…Your hunting for my soul, but if im honest a phrase of mine works perfectly to answer yours.
DO NOT HUNT….WHAT YOU CANNOT KILL….DO NOT ATTACK…WHAT YOU CANNOT DESTORY!!!
Soul, after I take you out at Attitude you will know the meaning of my words and why I say.
(Weapon gets up from the step and turns away from the camera he walks to his front door and locks it before walking back toward the camera and past it, he walks across the sandy shore and up some concrete steps that lead to the roadway, he reaches the top and walks to a black and red custom built Toyota MR2, its red and black paint shines under the simmering heat of the California sun, he opens the door and gets in, the door closes and the hard top roof begins to electronically fold back showing its up to date convertible technology. Suddenly the engine roars as the car starts, before slowly driving off into the distance.)
