(The fans are in the house show at the Viking arena only a few days away from the big Attitude card coming up this Wenesday night, they are sitting comfortably enjoying there day out watching as match after match involving jobber after jobber unfolds in front of there eyes, the young talents are trying hard to impress to get onto the televised shows, the show comes to a break the big screen showing the latest promos and interviews from the DWA Attitude stars, suddenly the big screen cuts out and the lights disappear, the fans are booing loudly as the words Lethal Weapon and No.1 Assassin flash across the screen, the sound of DMX, X gonna give it to ya is playing through the speakers, suddenly the lights return to a huge explosion of pyro, suddenly the music changes cleverly into Bring me to life by Evanescence, the big screen shows footage of the S&W in action, suddenly from the back Lethal Weapon walks out, he is wearing his Lethal Weapon t-shirt and a pair of £200 black designer jeans, he has a red and white Leather bike Jacket over his shirt and a pair of sunglasses, he takes of the glasses and strokes his hand through his now highlighted hair, the blonde tips giving him a trendy up to date look, he walks down the ramp slowly smiling at the abusive fans yelling at him from behind the barrier, he rolls under the bottom rope and climbs the far turnbuckle raising both arms in the air to the booing fans around him, he jumps down and grabs the mic of the announcer, his music and the fans eventually die down and Weapon begins.)
Weapon:
(A huge boo hits the fans as Weapon stands smiling in the ring, his eyes gazed over with the thoughts of the World Championship and the 1..2..3 over Triple H. He shakes out of it and looks back up the ramp.)
Weapon:
Now I have one more thing to say and 6 Pac I know you are listening, you might be on massacre old friend but lets make this clear, me and you have unfinished business, we are far from over and believe me the next time we come face to face, your body will be beaten and battered, and your career just like Cell Block and AYM before you, will come to a end and I will be graced as not only the undisputed champion, but the undisputed greatest legend in wrestling history.
Dudley…No MSK anymore buddy boy, but the S&W are strong, no Romeo, No Sable, No Dex, or Rex, or even Jodi, you are all alone and when the human wrecking machine Lethal Weapon speeds toward your stop there is no stopping it and I will destroy you a snail under my boot.
Remember
(Weapon drops the mic as Bring me to life by Evanescence hits the speakers again, the fans are booing loudly as again Weapon climbs the turnbuckle and taunts the crowd talking trash to them with furious anger, he jumps down and rolls out of the ring quickly heading back up the ramp as the show cuts to commercial.)
Now over the last few days I have seen everything, from the big 7ft 6” Monster Kinetic re-joining forces with me and Sheryl and becoming the newest member to the S&W, seeing Leech cowardly back out of his main event battle with the biggest star in the game today, myself, The Lethal Weapon.
On top of all that I now see another wannabe trying to make a name for himself, a man that calls himself Lone Star.
Now punk I noticed you came in here talking about histories, well I have a small history myself, why don’t I give you a free lesson, you said that you jumped off a 20 story building and survived well that’s impressive, but I have to wonder about the logic behind that Lone Star, tell me, how thick must you be to actually jump off a 20 story building, I mean thrown off, fine, pushed off fine, fall off fighting, ok, but to jump off a damn building isn’t guts, its stupidity, something a man with a death wish attempts.
Do you have a deathwish Lone Star?
Well maybe I can help you there, you see I am an 8 year veteran of the wrestling world, I made the wrestling industry what it is today, I went through hell and back and survived, now its like a camp trip that comes from time to time, you see Lone star, I am The Lethal Weapon, The no.1 Assassin in the world, the only 3x and 4x WFN World Heavyweight Champion, and if you are unaware of the WFN, back in 2000 it was if not thee best, one of the best federations to grace this god green earth, in my time there I made history, I broke records, I destroyed legends, I beat down heroes and I made mid-carders like you feel pain like no other for opening your mouth and writing cheques you cant cash!
Now you said you want to be the next World Champion, well right now, the title is held by a no good son of a bitch by the name of Triple H, a piece of shit that call himself the game, and guess what Lone Star, I am next in line to not only fight for that title, but make it mine, that’s right, the gold will be wrapped around my waist after I destroy Triple H in a mis-match that will finally see me end the game and update its era to the present day with a new game, a new challenge, a new champion, Lethal Weapon.
Now Lone star, I respect your dreams, but that’s all they are, dreams, hopes, that one day you can fight against the toughest in the industry such as me, but reality is, you may get to fight me, but you will never win, I am the man that tore down the toughest Stable in the history of Wrestling single handily the CDC, I retired legends of the sport like Cell Block and AYM, I made a bitch out of the King of Hardcore 6 Pac mother fucking Dudley and I KILLED the legends of the tag team world the death row brothers!
Lone Star, you seriously think you can amount to what I already am, I am the best and I trained the men closest to my superiority, Chris Murdock, Mike Trojan, they were the best once, that was when I left, but now I am back and just like them, you are going to have to take your place amongst the numbers, wait in line then when its your time to face me in battle, lose horribly in a mis-match that put real talent like mine against bullshit wannabes like you.
Lone star, I have fought the best, and I have beat the best, I AM THE BEST, you see it was me that made your career today, that’s right, every athlete in the sport today has me to thank, if it wasn’t for me and my ways then we would still be stuck in the days of Hulkamania running wild and the Ultimate Warrior being main event, but thanks to me, those days have gone, a new era has been born and it is the era of Weapon, an era that has longed for the day to shine, for the day to be out in the open, a day that has now arrived and without the interference of arse bandits like Dudley and Cell Block can finally succeed and take over not just the DWA but the industry of wrestling as we know it!
Triple H, I am targeting you, and more to the point the gold around your waist, you come out punk and spit your water, come out and stretch your muscles, you come out here and even call yourself the game and that damn good cause when we next meet, and that title is on the line, the game….Is over…The Reality…Begins!
That reality being the time, the power, the devastating reign of the most dominant powerful wrestler in the history of this whole damn industry, the man hall of famer and all time legend, LETHAL WEAPON!!!
Lone Star, come out here and do all the talks you want, come out here and make us all think you are the best, cause when your time comes to prove it, it will be all that more satisfying when you are destroyed in the centre of this damn ring by the true great, the true hero, and the true champion The No.1 Assassin, Lethal Weapon!