Finkle:
Weighing 192 pounds from Kentucky, at the tender age of 19, Debuting in his first match, Jason Roberts.
(Suddenly the lights in the arena go out, the fans jump to there feet, the cheers louder then ever, the eruption is deafening as the fully sold arena await the return of Lethal Weapon, the whole arena was is in pitch darkness, suddenly the words in bright red writing Lethal Weapon and No.1 Assassin flash across the screen causing the fans to go wild again, the sound of DMX, X Gonna give it to ya plays through the sound system, the chorus hits and the lights in the arena return to a barrage of fireworks and pyro, the full capacity is on there feet with joy as The Lethal Weapon walks out in black underwear, LW printed on them, his Black elbow and knee pads covering the joints making it hard for an opponent to work him down on his knees or elbows, his black boots are brand new, the S&W logo on one side the LW Logo the other, he walks down to the ring constantly loosening his muscles, he slides in the ring and climbs the turnbuckle in the furthest corner of the ring taunting the fans then looking back and staring at Jason Roberts, he jumps down and keeps his eye on the boy as he walks to the other turnbuckle and taunts the fans again, he jumps down and jumps on the spot ready for the match, the bell sounds as the two men circle each other, Weapon stops and extends his hand to the younger man, who suspiciously reaches out and the two quickly shake hands before continuing to circle each other, they lock up but the young Roberts is easily thrown across the ring by the great strength of Weapon, Roberts quickly gets back to his feet and calmly circles Weapon again as the two again lock up, he quickly gets Weapon into a Headlock, Weapon uses his strength and throws Roberts into the ropes, as Roberts bounces back he tries a shoulder Barge but Weapon stands still and knocks the advancing youth onto his arse!
Weapon:
(The fans are a little confused Weapon just congratulated the boy on his performance in the ring only a few seconds ago!?! The young boy looks fearful and suspicious as he slowly walks back down the ramp and into the ring, he stands looking at Weapon, trying to convince Weapon not to hit him.)
Weapon:
Now as for your lame ass Partner Triple H..
(Suddenly he is interrupted by Jason Roberts who says something.)
Weapon:
(The description sends a wave of laughter threw the fans even causing Jason Roberts to laugh as well.)
The fans go wild as Weapon begins to pick Roberts up, he lifts the young fighter over his head into a Gorilla Position before dropping him across his shoulder and hitting him with a forward slam!
The young lad is out cold on the canvas his body twitching, Weapon covers, 1…2..No Kick-out, Weapon smiles on two knees impressed with the youngster, he picks him up and throws him against the ropes hitting the lad with a huge Spinebuster that ripples the canvas mat, however the young determined new athlete still tries to force his way to his feet, the fans suddenly erupt as Weapon ducks low ready to hit the Burning Bullet Spear, the youngster turns and is hit hard with the move nearly ripping him in half, Weapon covers 1….2……3! The fans erupt again as Weapon slowly stands up a smile on his face, the ref raises his hand in victory to the adoring fans, he walks to the turnbuckle and again taunts the fans into a frenzy, he looks back to the Youngster who is somehow moving, he is actually trying to get back to his feet unsuccessfully, Weapon jumps down and grabs the boy under the arm, he lifts the now fearful youth to his feet and looks the inexperienced athlete in the eye, he smiles and nods his head as he lifts the young boys arms in the air, the young lad shakes Weapons hand before painfully leaving the ring, suddenly Weapon grabs a mic and cuts the music the young boy stops on the ramp and looks back at his former opponent.)
Whoa, Whoa, Whoa, kid, come back in the ring for a second.
Chill boy, I ain’t going to hurt you, I called you back in here cause you need to hear what I have to say.
Now this Saturday night on Massacre I am facing the two biggest chumps in the wrestling business today, the first of the two being a no good piece of monkey crap we all call Nightmare! Now Nightmare the only thing true to life is your name, when you’re in the damn ring that’s all you are, A DAMN NIGHTMARE!
You have no talent, and even less Charisma, at Lord of The Ring I was honestly wondering if you and Hunter were the Main Event or the clown act before the big match up!
You see, Saturday night you will have the first decent match of your career, not only will you look good but you will probably get praised by critics for your performance to, cause Nightmare when you step in the ring with me, I perform 110% every time not only making me look good but making my opponent look good as well, so believe me when you fight me, you’ll have to change your name from Nightmare to Dream, well until you fight a match without me to which you will have to go back to your original name.
Now Nightmare, it has come to my attention you are what society knows as a bully, I mean I am sure the fans saw the same as what I did last night when you beat down poor Mikey Cole just for interviewing you, now normally I wouldn’t mind seeing Cole get a dig or two, but what you done was uncalled for you piece of crap, so tell me Nightmare, I bet your proud of what you to Cole, well Saturday try doing that to me you no good arse, try pushing me around, I dare ya, you see I hate bully’s and I hate the fact that they have to attack those weaker then them, so at Massacre I am FUCKING DARING YOU to try pushing me around cause I am telling you right now I will knock you straight on your arse you stupid son of a bitch!
No Man, Triple H being the Champion doesn’t mean he is something, what cause he calls himself ‘THE GAME’ or because like a thick piece of donkey piss he thinks he is ‘THAT DAMN GOOD’ well let me tell you something Jason, your young, your new, and you have a lot to learn and in time you will know exactly what I mean by this, but Triple H is what we like to call a Prawn!
Weapon:
(Suddenly a huge eruption of cheers hits the fans before a loud but short Weapon chant begins.)
Weapon:
Now lastly is you Roberts… Today you showed me something I haven’t seen for a long time, courage and you know what, I want you in S&W, no not on any televised shows nothing like that, not yet, but I want to help you train, I think with the help of Me and Sheryl, you could become the next Cruiserweight Champion, but its up to you?
(Weapon passes the mic to Jason who takes it while looking around at the 10,428 screaming fans calling for him to join Weapon, he smiles as the fans die down.)
Roberts:
Weapon:
(The Reply sparks a eruption of cheers from the crowd as Weapon shakes the young boys hand, X gonna give it to ya hits the sound system again as the two men both leave the ring and head back up the ramp to the backstage area, the fans as well as the staff are now all hyped as the house show comes to a dramatic close.)
That’s right, Triple H is what we all like call a Prawn in this business, you see he is one of this things that you know is nothing, it acts like nothing, it tastes like nothing and even before its cooked and thrown to its death its still nothing, the only thing that thinks its something is itself!
You see what I mean!?!
Now Triple H, You Prawn arse fish breath mother fucker, listen to me and listen very carefully cause this Saturday the world is going to see the World Heavyweight Champion fall on his arse after being speared to the ground by the man that takes the gold from around your waist and pinned for the 1…2…3 just like at the up coming Pay Per View, Cause you know what ‘game’ You know what, the Lethal Weapon is going to take this one step further and he is calling your arse out at the Next Pay Per View, You and Me for the World Heavyweight Championship of the DWA, the biggest damn fed in the world today!
You see Triple H, you call yourself the game well the way I see things, your not wrong in calling yourself a legend, but your like Pac Man, a legend that belongs in the past, I am like Resident Evil, or even better, Smackdown!
You see where I am coming from Hunter, I am a Legend at 28 years old and I am what the fans want.
You hear that Hunter, your old news, your what the fans wanted about 2 years ago, that gold around your waist is gonna grow heavy champ, its gonna become loose and slip from your waist down and straight into my arms, making me the NEW World Heavyweight Champion, Triple H, this is the first time I have been against you and to be honest, you disappoint me, you see Jason here, he is a real determined athlete, he took three powerful moves and still forced himself back up, that’s a real opponent, someone who doesn’t give up, at Lord of The Ring I hit you with ONE Spear and you were down for the match, I then heard you complaining in a promo the other day about your ribs, well Hunter, grow some damn guts you piece of crap!
Weapon I watched you in WFN, in HRW, in RIW, I saw you in ROTB, in CDC for the last 8 years I have watched you closely wanting to be like you in every match, you’re an idol to not only me, but to every boy and girl out there wanting into this business, if your asking me to decide for the chance to be with you in training and to learn directly of in my opinion the greatest wrestler of all time, then my answer has to be clear, Oh Hell Yeah!!!
Triple H, Nightmare from me to you
