(The scene opens with a security camera looking across the empty car park of the DWA arena, a few cars a scattered around the parking lot as they ready the show for Pay Per View Sunday Night, suddenly a long black limo pulls in, it drives toward the camera and stops right outside the doors to the locker room area, the driver steps out and opens the rear door, for a few seconds nothing happens, suddenly a foot steps out, its obvious whoever it is, is female as she is wearing a skirt, suddenly the women steps out however the security camera is to far away to pick up any idea positive ID on her, she stands and waits outside the car as the driver walks round the back and opens the boot, he passes her a small black bag and closes the boot before jumping and waiting back in the car, the camera skips to another security camera watching the lobby, the back of the women can now be seen, her long dark hair wrapped left loose her slim figure moving confidently from side to side as she walks, she walks into a locker room, but soon returns back to the lobby her face still not in view as she heads toward the ring area it becomes apparent she has left the bag in the locker room, suddenly as the arena becomes ready for the beginning of the DWA House show about to start, the lights go out, the fans are confused at what’s going on, Suddenly Bleed for me by Saliva hits the speakers, the titantron suddenly flashes the Initials, SMG, a huge eruption of boos breaks out as the returning Sheryl Marie Gray finally makes her ultimate come back, the former Women’s Champion of legendary federation WFN is the mystery women!
Sheryl:
Now girls I have watched you in WWE and ill be honest there are times you have both impressed me, I mean Stacey in the ring, your about as much use as a one legged man in an arse kicking contest but testicles, well what can I say unbelievable, a master piece, that blond hair on top of your head is obviously doing the trick for you.
Then there’s the mouth of the south, and when I say south I mean way south! You know I mean you Lita you dyke, fact is this, you want to come out here and bitch about me and talk me to the ground, well learn the facts bitch, first of all you have never fought me in my life, two, if you did you wouldn’t be standing to remind me of it, and three, I am not sad enough to join a federation where a has been of a wrestler thinks they can still play at the top, well Lita two words… Wake up quack ass, before I re-damage that neck of yours.
There going to see there dear beloved Lita get thrown from pillow to post, beaten on every spot on the canvas, there going to see the gorgeous and much loved Stacey Keibler get thrown straight into my thunderous DDT and down for the Gray Garrison, but that’s not where it ends, oh no, you see Stacey was to damn stupid to realise that she has been mentioned in an interview, to damn idiotic to realise that she has been named by both Lita and myself, so its not her I have the quarrel with, no, attacking Stacey and giving her the humiliation of losing at the Pay Per View would be like attacking a puppy dog and making it beg afterwards, no you see I would much rather beat down that two bit whore Lita, and I want her to know she is a marked target now, at Lord of the Ring, Lita, the fans will have to watch as I destroy both you and that blonde bitch Stacey, then, you and the world will have to stand and watch as the ref counts 1…2…3 and crowns me the winner at the Pay Per View and makes me the proven winner as the Duchess of the wrestling arena.
(The booing from the fans is deafening as Sheryl talks about the PPV, she looks around the arena the smile on her face growing as she thinks about what she is going to do to her opponents at Lord of the ring tomorrow night.)
Sheryl:
(The shock echoing around the fans is one of amazement, Lethal Weapon, the man that killed legendary tag team Death Row Brothers live on television, he is coming to DWA!!)
Sheryl:
So Goldberg, Jeff, HHH Even Nightmare, I warn you to be careful, Cause Weapon is returning for a possession that one of you at the end of the night will own, and he is not the type you turn your nose up to, otherwise you end up just like all those before you, retired, or dead.
Men…And Especially women, watch yourselves cause S&W Corp are coming to the DWA and we mean business.
(Sheryl drops the mic to a huge eruption of boos and jeers from the full capacity around the arena, the news of Weapon returning is amazing, but can it really be the truth? She leaves the ring and starts walking up the ramp, the sound of bleed for me by Saliva hits the speakers, Sheryl’s smile radiates as her maniacal mind works its plans and schemes.)
The chorus hits and the lights return to a loud explosion of fireworks, Sheryl suddenly walks out a smile beamed across the face of the former champion, her eyes glancing across the waves of fans booing and jeering her, the most hated women in wrestling knows her comeback has been awaited as the boos seem so much louder then usual, but the attention just seems to make her happier, she walks down the ramp ignoring the comments coming from the people in the front row, she climbs the stairs and enters the ring before taking a mic off the announcer and waiting as both the crowd and her music die down, eventually they do and she quickly begins.)
Now it was only the other day I sat down in the office with Matt and spoke over a contract to bring me back in the world of wrestling, to bring the biggest bitch in female wrestling back into the squared circle, and you know what, I sat there with him and I said you know what Matt, I don’t want to wrestle, I have already proved myself in this business, I don’t need it anymore.
But things have changed since my contract rejection it seems Lita has decided to play the part of the psycho bitch looking to get her ass kicked from one side of the ring to the other, so you know what I just done, you know where I just come from…Matt’s office, I am now officially a member of the DWA roster and my first act of business is to go to Lord of the ring and kick the living shit out of Stacey Keibler and Lita.
I mean what person in their right mind thinks up a crap no good slogan like that, I mean you couldn’t sell a walking stick to a cripple you dumb ass.
Your will never ever be anything to me and you know that, I am Sheryl Marie Gray for god sake you stupid bitch, the former owner of the hugely successful CWA and the former and last owner of the legendary WFN Women’s title.
I am the man attraction in the world of female wrestling, I set the milestones that mid card wrestlers like you have to follow.
You see Lita, you get fired from WWE, you got moved from WCW so now you decide to come here to the DWA, well I respect you are dedicated to your love for the wrestling business but coming here was the biggest mistake of your whole career, cause now you must go on to face the women that made this business what it is today for you, for Stacey and for every other women in the wrestling business, it was me that broke the barrier between men’s wrestling and women’s, I proved to the world that females are just as capable as men and just as willing to do ANYTHING to win, the fans want to see a show, and at Lord of the ring that’s what there going to see.
Now Lita and Stacey are not my only words for you stupid people tonight, no, you see Lord of the Ring, the biggest pay per view in the DWA, the main attraction, thee VERY FIRST pay per view show in the companies history, and who better to return then my darling husband, and legend LETHAL WEAPON!!!!!!
That’s right, Weapon is coming and there is not one person in this whole damn federation that shouldn’t watch there back, cause he is back for one thing and one thing only, the world heavyweight title.
