Kinetic:
Now so many subjects but where do I start, well lets start with the most important one, me.
Now Leech at Xtreme Warfare you came out as my partner and you got a hell of a response from all these stupid fans but like an idiot our opponents run off and you attack me instead, you hit me with a low blow then the Pipe Cashing, well I hope you enjoyed those moments you piece of crap cause the K is mad and there is no hope for you this Sunday at Massacre. I want my revenge and I am going to get it, I am going to leave you a bloody and battered mess as you lay lifeless in the ring and I stand tall above your motionless body knowing that finally I am getting my chance to go for the biggest title in the game, the World Heavyweight Championship, a title held by that no good coward Nombre.
Now away from my match cause Tiffany is waiting and I don’t want to spend my whole interview talking about wastes of space like them. I have heard of these new signings that have come in, Asylum, Scotty Dreamer and the ever silent E.J.Stunner. Three men that seem to me another bunch of no hopers trying to be big but wont be because of talent like me.
Leech, Generation X, I have got my eyes on you and this Massacre the world will be watching as I bring you up and tear you down making myself the NEW no.1 contender before becoming the second ever DWA World Heavyweight Champion! See ya at Massacre boys.
(Kinetic turns and walks away from the camera heading back out of the park and towards the club, a couple of bouncers are shouting things at him as he walks back toward him, Kinetic just smiles and shakes the bouncers hand sharing a quick joke with him as he skips the really long queue, he enters the club and goes back to his Tiffany as the camera fades to black.)
Ok, so this is my first interview since just before the Pay Per View, and one I am regretful to say has just cost me more time with Tiffany, but work is work and I have things I need to get of my chest, and talk about namely Xtreme Warfare, Leech, this coming Massacre, Generation X and Neil Kelly as well as my inturuption against the DWA Attitude Champion the Lethal Weapon and my alliance with his wife Sheryl Gray.
Now over my DWA career so far I haven’t done to well, I lost to that piece of shit Horowitz because of his little slutty bitch, then I beat him and his bitch in a handicap match that showed my true power, but then I was placed in a 10 man elimination match for the title and I destroyed everyone but was cheated out of that to, then at the PPV in my chance for revenge against Nightmare and Nombre I was turned on and attacked by that no good piece of shit Leech, what Leech seems to ignore, is I am 7ft 4” tall, 460 pounds of pure muscle and you have to be mentally damaged to attack me, cause if you ain’t, you soon will be.
I mean the World Champ is suppose to be an example to the rest of the roster, but instead he remains quiet not bothering to show the bullshit talent he claims to have, which has lead Neil Kelly, weapons Drinking buddy to line up a no.1 contenders battle between three of the best in this federation, well….1 real talent and 2 to make up the numbers.
You see I am the biggest, strongest son of a bitch in this whole federation and a hell of a superstar at that, I should have won the 10 man battle royal and been the first champion but I was cheated out of the win and now I am given a second chance to take the damn title and bring it to where it belongs, around the waist of the K-man.
Now Leech, you are obviously my main target at Sundays show, but your not the only one in my way of being the World Heavyweight Champion, the second man is a no good piece of crap by the name of Generation X, a man that was full of promise and said to be the best thing coming to the DWA, but has ended up being a flop just like our World Champion, Nightmare and that piece of shit Rocker.
I mean come on the only real talent in this whole Federation is me, you all saw how I destroyed even the legendary Lethal Weapon at Xtreme Warfare.
Now Generation X you bring your lower card ass to the ring on Sunday and you be ready for beating cause I am going to make sure you hare handed the biggest ass whooping of your entire life and that ain’t no exaggeration, I am a killer and my strength is unmatched around the world, so fill yourself all you want with this wish that you are better then me, but when you and Leech fill the K-Magic and are pinned easily for the 1…2…3 you will be the man that is at home watching me fight Nombre for the World title and being the next champion of the Massacre brand.
On top of that we got some guy in here claiming to be Kurt Angle, well buddy I don’t know why your trying to be Kurt but if you didn’t hear the news the real Kurt Angle retired a couple of days ago threw injury after his 5 Man Hell In a Cell Match on Sunday, sorry to drop the bomb on ya man.
Now there’s just a couple more things getting my back up round here and I am going to address them now, simply all these new guys are running round the backstage and it shows me Neil isn’t happy with the talent he has already got, and you know what I for once have to agree with him.
You see everyone including our World Champion has gone quiet and you know what I got one message for all those in the Massacre roster…IF YOU DON’T WANT TO BE HERE, THEN WE DON’T WANT YOU HERE.
Now fuck ya all, I got a bird waiting for me inside and some drinks left behind the bar for me, and if I’m lucky some company in my hotel room, but before I go.