(The fans are sitting comfortably as the announcers talk about the recent weeks in DWA since the pay per view Lord of the ring, the Massacre commentators are discussing the controversy around the 10 man elimination match on Sunday night, suddenly the big screen flashes with S&W as the Massacre leader of the formed stable walks out, the 7ft 6” monster named Kinetic looks around at the fans his leather trousers and upper body attire on as if he is ready to fight, he taunts the fans at the top of the stage setting of fireworks in the background, before walking down the ramp and climbing onto the apron, he climbs in the ring and walks to the centre where again he taunts the fans leaving the booing attendance hatefully watching on, he walks over to the announcer and snatches a mic before speaking as his music and the fans finish.)

Kinetic:
Nearly one year in the industry, and only one title to my name, that’s right this 7ft machine has won fuck all since he started in this damn business but things are going to change, you see I have a few contacts now that I am the leader of S&W Massacre, and having that leadership means I have to rise above the rest and be an example to follow.
This Week, we have 10 of the most pathetic human beings walking the surroundings of the backstage area battling it out to be the number one man on this show, I mean look at it, 6 Pac Dudley, a no good piece of crap past his sell by date trying to make a name for himself before finally bailing out on the industry and leaving us talented stars to do what we do best. Then you have Eddie Vines and his new found boyfriend Deadpool fighting as well to men that are below mid-card status I mean come on, Eddie Vines tries to get pops by eating his damn interviewers while Deadpool talks some shit every roleplay about the darkness within and crap like that, guys let me give you a small and helpful reality check…..The days of the darkness and the undertaker and all that shit are long gone, high and dry, no more, you getting the point?

Then there’s Generation X, now I have some real problems with this no good piece of crap running up in here thinking he is the hottest shit since the Jackson 5, well buddy let me inform you, I AM KINETIC THE BIGGEST, MEANEST, STRONGEST son of a bitch the DWA and the wrestling industry has ever seen, I took out the former Xtreme Champion and his bitch in a handicap match, and you know what I didn’t brake a sweat, Gen X, you are being said to be one of the best this fed and this industry has even seen, but to me your no more then a small arse wannabe trying to work his way up the rankings by pulling those that are more deserving like me down!
Gen X, your no better then Barry Horowitz, that lame fuck up of a wrestler who came in here pretending to be the best around when he was no more then a piece of crap that needed his bitch to help him win battles, the difference between you guys is simple though, its not your level of talent, no, you are both talentless, its not your level of bullshit, cause you both talk more shit then anyone else I have ever met in my life, no what it is, is Horowitz was actually a brain cell more clever then you, you see he had his little slut to help him at ringside, you, you got nobody, so when the day comes that this 460 pound 7ft 6” monster rolls up in your yard, he is going to take you apart and make you another damn victim of the K-Magic and believe me……There aint nothing you can do about that.

Now I have also heard this punk ass bitch El Nombre walking around here talking shit, now I don’t know, who…Or what you are suppose to be, but what I do know, is you are just like Gen X in the respect of your like Eddie Guerrero in that lame arse federation the WWE, you pull people down making out you’re the best thing going, trying to convince everyone – including yourself – that you can pull your punches with the best of us here in the greatest federation today the DWA, El Nombre, you actually really piss me off, just like that no good talentless arsehole Rocker, I mean come on, you sit there making out your great and that you deserve to be the best and be given chances to be at the top, but fact is you’re a no good shrimp arse mother fucker with a big bark and a small bite, your just another wannabe writing checks you can’t cash!

But El Nombre don’t get upset and think you are alone, oh no, you see there is another man just like you, a piece of piss running up here making out he is so great but to be fair, I have seen more talent in a headless chicken with an egg squeezed up his arse. Rocker I’m talking about you.

Now bitches…..The big man is back and with S&W I’m making this place and all you…..MY BITCHES!!!!

(Kinetic drops the mic as After me by saliva hits, he leaves the ring and drops to the outside, he smiles as the crowds shouts abuse at him he heads up the ramp and into the backstage awaiting the reply from the DWA Massacre roster.)