Eddie:
(Eddie crawls over to a dark corner of the room and is heard pressing down on what sounds like a tape player, suddenly the sound of birds can be heard and dolphins, he begins breathing slowly again as his anger begins to calm, suddenly Britney Spears song stronger begins playing and Eddie closes his eyes nodding his head crazily as if listening to slipknot or something! He opens his eyes again and walks over to the tape player stopping the track.)
Eddie:
(Suddenly the boiler room door opens and Deadpool is looking at Eddie who is now smashing his head against the wall, blood beginning to pour down his face. Deadpool looks at the cameraman.)
Deadpool:
(He runs over to the tape player and presses play, Britney Spears playing again, but it has no effect, Eddie turns back to the camera not even realising Deadpool is present or that the music is playing.)
Eddie:
(Eddie suddenly jumps the cameraman knocking the DWA staff member to the floor but suddenly there is a scramble and the cameraman can be heard running for his life, the camera is facing up as suddenly the two face of Deadpool and Eddie are facing each other.)
Eddie:
Deadpool:
Eddie:
Deadpool:
Eddie:
(Suddenly the picture fades to black as the stupid conversation between Deadpool and Eddie Vines continues.)
Is it me or was Xtreme warfare a near on complete Fuck up!!!!
I mean I went out to fight the Xtreme Champion for his belt and half the fucking roster comes out to get involved, is this what the 24/7 rule means, total chaos? If so then……….DAMN GOOD! I LOVED IT GOD DAMN IT!
Now 6 Pac, you may have beat me this time but getting lucky once doesn’t mean you can just run from he cuddly cannibal, no, you see I have a bone to pick with you…Well after I have torn off and eaten the limbs and muscle around it, oh and after I have drunk the blood that it causes. Anyway what I am trying to say is simple.
You survived Xtreme Warfare giving me my very first loss simply because of those no good fuck ups the MSK, that’s right, I mean come on, which one of you guys graduated, any of you?
I mean come on there isn’t really a brain cell between you, Dex is a tall lanky thick as fuck beanpole trying to look good but then getting his arse kicked by my friend and councillor Deadpool, and you 6 Pac are the leader of a group of dumb arses, I mean lets look at the group, starting with you Dudley.
You are not the thickest in the field, but your not quite the brains either I mean you are so damn stupid you decided to fuck with me in the first place, the meanest, sickest player in the game, then theres Dex, well this guy makes Jim Carey and that other guy from dumb and dumber look like the twins of Einstein, I mean come on this guy is 7ft tall, fat as fuck and thinks he is impressive, well last night he was shown an ass whooping by the leader of the Unholy Alliance, my man with the plan DEADPOOL!
HAHAHAHAHA!
GOD FUCKING DAMN IT, THE VOICES, THE DAMN VOICES COMING BACK, WHAT TO DO…..DEADPOOLS THERAPY, I NEED MY THERAPY!
Anyway where was I? Ah yes, Dex got beat down last night, then MSK’s old warriors consisting of Rex and Fubu. Well Rex is no better then that other tall prick, only difference is he is older and less reliable and still none the wiser then when he come out of his mums crack! Then as I said theres Fubu, now this so called classic cruiserweight is a copy cat of 6 Pac, tries to fly about and be this hard thug when truth is he is a piece of crap with nothing going for him except the last of his money that he blows on prostitutes and drugs, two things that show you why this so called great pro is a no good drug dealing wannabe who doesn’t come close to the talent of me the cuddly cannibal.
Now……..No-……MUMMY NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GOD DAMN IT YOU LITTLE WHORE, FUCK YOU BITCH ILL FUCKING KILL YOU, ILL BEAT THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF YOU SLUT, DAMN YOU TAKING LITTLE BIGGLES AWAY FROM ME, ILL BEAT YOU DOWN YOU FUCKING LITTLE SLAG!
Didn’t he listen to his therapy! Damn!!
GOD DAMN YOU 6 PAC, XTREME WARFARE THAT NO GOOD FUCKING ARSEHOLE ROMEO SALVADOR GOT IN MY AGAIN AND COST ME ANOTHER TABLE, AT ATTITUDE WHEN ME AND DEADPOOL FIGHT YOU AND THOSE FUCKING STUPID ARSEHOLES MSK, WE WILL SHOW OUR GUTS AND OUR INTELLERGENCE LEVELS BY BEATING YOU DOWN AND MAKING YOU OUR BITCHES! WE ARE THE UNHOLY ALLIANCE AND WE DO THINGS THAT ARE…….er……UNHOLY!
Now Dudley, Eddie Mother fucking Vines is angry, and in no mood for Britney Spears, and you know what that means, yeah, It means its feeding time and come Attitude you are the first on my list you stupid fucker!
As for Romeo, HEY LADIES MAN, I KNOW YOU’RE HERE AND I KNOW YOUR WATCHING RIGHT NOW, AT ATTITUDE IF YOU ARE STUPID ENOUGH TO SHOW YOUR FACE NEAR ME AGAIN, I PROMISE YOU ILL BITE THE BITCH OFF, YOU AND SABLE ARE STILL ON MY HIT LIST AFTER ALL THESE YEARS AND JUST LIKE I DID TO YOUR BITCH TOYA ILL TAKE YOU AND SABLE WHEN I FIND HER OUT FOR GOOD!!!!!!
Romeo…….I am the King of the World……..I AM GODDDD! And come Attitude, you, and your friends including the Xtreme Champion will find that there is nothing you can do to stop the inevitable end of being eaten away and becoming JUST ANOTHER……NAME!
You let him get away.
Its part of your therapy, your rationed to one fat man a day now Ed, you know that?
Well….Yeah, but-
No buts, you are grounded to the boiler room till Tuesday and you will get no fat man tommorow. If you brake the rules again you’ll be forced to listen to Christine Agulera for the next 3 hours!
NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!