(The fans are going wild in the Massacre arena as the show is comes to a climax between to hot talents coming up in the ranks of the DWA Massacre powerhouse, the fans are in there seats waiting for the entrance of the first man suddenly the lights in the arena dim and the sound of feet shuffling across a concrete floor can be heard, suddenly a picture on the big screen becomes obvious as a dark dingy boiler room can be seen in the distance, two feet can be seen shuffling along the floor just in front of the camera lens, they are cut and bleeding badly, as the camera rises the persons legs can now be seen also cut, however the wounds here are old and dried up, the camera continues to rise showing the person wearing no more then a pair of boxer shorts with a smiley face on the backside saying have a nice day! As it goes further up the camera shows the mans chest cut badly some of the openings new and pouring furiously with blood, scars and other wounds can also be seen on the body of the man, the camera raises a little more and the sickening blood covered face of the one and only Eddie Vines can be seen, he smiles hungrily at the camera his teeth red from the liquid of the human body, his mouth covered in dry wet blood, suddenly he bursts out in laughter his laughing loud and obviously fake, suddenly he just stops and looks around him as if someone else is in the room, his arms are pushed against his chest as if he is hiding from something, he begins to whisper his voice low at first but getting louder everytime he says the words….SABLE, MSK, 6 PAC!!!!!!!!!!!
The fans are starting to get excited as Eddie Mentions the hardcore legend and MSK leader 6 Pac Dudley, suddenly he turns his attention directly to the camera his eyes with a look of death in them, a look of hunger, a look of lust for food!)

Eddie:
Is it time….Is it time, I think it is…….ITS FUCKING TIME GOD DAMN IT, YOU HEARD ME AND I DON’T MEAN TIME FOR DINNER YOU NO GOOD BITCH, I MEAN TIME FOR ME TO SPEAK!

Now during this time I am going to make my intentions clear to those in my path, those by the following names. Mummy pass me the piece of paper.

(Eddie puts a pair of glasses on that are obviously not his, one of the lenses is cracked the other covered in blood, he stretches his arm out as if going to grab something, however there is nothing there, he suddenly raises his arm in the air as if reading something in front of him from distance, suddenly he speaks again.)

Eddie:
Yes, Now first on my….Er….Whats that damn word….First on my…..My er…Piece of Paper I have that no good piece of crap that got his arse whipped by me at Lord of the Ring Leech.

(Eddie drops his arm and looks at the camera a smile forming across his face.)

Eddie:
Leech you are bitching and moaning like a man possessed, somebody would think you have a mental disability, and everyone knows Eddie hates those that have a screw loose, you see I am completely there upstairs and proud of it and that’s why Neil Kelly picked me and not you HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! THAT’S RIGHT BITCH YOUR ON ATTITUDE THAT LAME ASS SHOW WITH LETHAL LAME ASS WEAPON AND TEAM ARSEHOLE ANGLE HAHAHAHA HAVE FUN LEECHY BABY!!!!
 That’s right bitch I am going to take the federation by storm and you are going to just have to sit back and watch as I give Massacre a reason for its name and make dinner out of all those in front of me, meanwhile your going to have to hope and dream about getting your no good bullshit covered hands on the body and blood of the Cuddly Cannibal Eddie Mother Fucking Vines!!
HAHAHAHA, Leech you got your ass kicked and I made you my bitch mother fucker HAHAHAHA, that’s right I kicked your ass and they sent you to the crap show cause they know how much better I am!! HAHAHAHA! Leech you have wasted enough of my time you ugly piece of crap from hear on I will move on to my next point on the piece of paper handed to me by my mother…..

(Suddenly the fans go wild as Eddie begins to twitch wildly his body shaking with anger.)

Eddie:
NO YOU STUPID FUCKING WHORE, I SAID MOTHER NOT BROTHER, DO YOU LOOK LIKE A FUCKING MAN….oh yeah! WELL SO WHAT, YOU HAVE A MOUSTACHE, NO BIG DEAL, YOU HAVE NO FIGURE AND A FUCKED UP FACE BUT THAT DOESN’T MEAN YOUR UGLY….IT MEANS YOU ARE FUCKING PISS POOR MINGING WITH A FACE WORSE THEN A HORSES ARSE COVERED IN COW PAT!

Now Barry Horowitz, its you I got next on my hitlist, that’s right, Leech is on the sidelines watching the big boys play HAHAHAHA, so I need something else to eat and you are the one holding my title, the Xtreme belt, the most hardcore belt in the industry today and you know what, taking that off you would be the best bonus to have after I have made a meal out of you and your little bitch!
Now I saw you at Lord of the Ring, I saw you and that big fucking dick Kinetic and I saw your bitch running around like a chicken leg covered in Barbecue sauce.

(Suddenly Eddie goes quite his eyes staring up at the ceiling his tongue licking the outside of his lips tastefully, suddenly he shakes his head back to his point and looks back at the camera.)

Eddie:
Garish, my point is this you little slut, if you come anywhere near that ring, I am going to make you my apple crumble in custard you understand….Er…No, Apple is good!! NOOOOOOOO!!!!!! I DON’T LIKE GOOD, GOOD IS BAD, GOOD IS BAD FOR FUCK SAKE ARE YOU FUCKING LISTENING TO ME YOU LITTLE BITCH I SAID GOOD IS FUCKING BAD YOU NO GOOD LITTLE SLUT!!!!!! NOW GARISH YOU LISTEN TO ME YOU NO GOOD DONKEY ARSE TWO BIT WHORE OF A MONKEY WRENCH! I am Eddie Vines, I am the best, THE KING OF THE DAMN WORLD! I AM GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! If you come to stop me you are just another victim of the Cuddly Cannibal, and believe me I got enough Fruity Sauce to go round both you and your blokes body, I will more then willingly eat both of you limb from limb, bone from bone, I will drink every sip of your blood and not waste a drop, Garish if you want to give me that opportunity and I hope you do, then come to the ring when I face your man and make yourself no more then a name!

Now Horowitz its seems to me I am not the only one on your case, no, no, NO I AM NOT THE ONLY ONE ON YOUR CASE I SAID YOU FUCKING LUNATIC, CAN YOU HEAR ME, CAN YOU HEAR ME PORKY PIG, I AM HERE AND WAITING WHOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! YOU SEE THE SON OF A BITCH ON YOUR CASE AT THE MOMENT IS THE MAN I HAVE WANTED TO TASTE SINCE TASTING WAS GIVEN TO US BY GOD….WELL ME! SO 6 PAC LISTEN UP….

Your weak, weak, weak, where is Dex Dudley? Where is your treasured MSK, the men that stopped your ass from becoming just another name last time we met, where is that no good piece of crap Romeo……WHERE IS HE DUDLEY, WHERE IS THAT FUCKWIT ROMEO SALVADOR, ME AND HIM ARE NOT FINISHED, STOP HIDING HIM DUDLEY, HE CANT HIDE FOREVER I WILL MAKE HIM MY FEAST ONE DAY….SOON!

Dudley, you have no FUBU, no Dex, No Romeo, No S- Sa- Sab- BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH SLAG, YOU FUCKING SLAG, I SHOULD BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF YOU FUCKING SLUT, 6 PAC, YOU ARE HELPLESS TO ME, TO EDDIE MOTHER FUCKING VINES, TO GODDDDD!
You are concentrating on those wastes of space Leech and Horowitz but the truth is your just scared of the one man you know is, and will always be more hardcore then you, more Xtreme then you, I am the one man you know you could never make your bitch, your dawg or your gherkin! GHERKINS….GHERKINS, DAMN THOSE GREEN LITTLE SHITS, FOR YEARS THEY HAVE PLAGUED MY MOTHER, I WILL KILL THEM GOD DAMN IT, I WILL KILL EVERY DAMN GHERKIN ON THIS PLANET AND MAKE MYSELF THE GHERKIN ASSASSIN GOD DAMN IT!!!! 6 PAC, YOU’RE THE FIRST GHERKIN ON MY LIST YOU LITTLE GREEN FUCKER GOD DAMN IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dudley me and you have a long history, not against each other no, that was my trainer Weapon, instead we have been against each others allies but no more, I am alone without the need for help, I am alone without the need for others and 6 Pac your luck seems to have turned sour as you are now alone and in the hands of Death, cause Eddie Vines is coming…..And you…….ARE JUST….ANOTHER DAMN NAME!!!

(The fans are booing loudly as Eddie laughs loudly again his laughter obviously fake once more, he laughs so hard his head tilts up toward the ceiling suddenly in a quick movement he looks right back at the camera his teeth glaring at the lens the blood pouring from the roof of his mouth mixed with the saliva as he drools at the cowering cameraman, suddenly he jumps at the camera the scared DWA staff member so scared he steps on the cameras wire and slips but pulls the wire out of the camera cutting the picture.)