(The fans watch as the newest Eddie Vines Interview is about to begin, he can be seen sitting against a wet wall, his face is looking angry, his eyes cant seem to stop looking around, suddenly he speaks.)
Eddie:
At Lord of the Ring you were suppose to die, DIE I FUCKING SAID, but you are still here, still moving, ok your not in great condition which is why your out of action for Massacre, but either way your walking, and that means I need to make our next meeting twice as sickly, twice as painful and twice as deadly as our first.
Leech, LEECH, LEECH, LEECH, LEECH, Leech…YOU SHOULD BE DEAD YOU FUCKING WEEDY FAGGOT!!!, DEAD YOU FUCKING HEAR ME, YOU SHOULD BE A ROTTING CORPSE BEING SLOWLY EATEN AWAY BY ME FOR DINNER, BUT INSTEAD YOU ARE JUST AN INJURED MAN LUCKY TO ESCAPE WITH HIS FUCKING LIFE!
At Massacre I fight Phantom, a man that at the Pay Per View made it clear that he doesn’t like the dark side by attacking that no good wannabe of an arse The Soul, yeah that’s right, he came out hit his finishers, made his entrance, but Phantom, the reason your going to lose your first official match up against me is simple, at Lord of the ring, I was thrown through a car window, beating and battered, left a bloody mess, but I still got back up and finished the job, you on the other hand, you attacked a man from behind, he both of your strongest moves and still didn’t keep the man down!
That’s Right, come Massacre, with no Leech around I need a decent meal and your sorry ass seems to be just what I am looking for, and guess what our new commish has coincidentally put me in a match with you, isn’t that nice of her, maybe because she likes me, maybe cause she knows me, or maybe, just maybe, she is so pissed off with seeing half assed dum-ass’s like you trying to make a name for themselves she just wants me to cut the numbers.
NUMBERS………NO FUCKING NUMBERS!!!!!!! LOOK I AM MAKING THIS THE LAST TIME MOTHER…NOT NACHOS, FUCKING NUMBERS, ARE YOU PURPOSELY TRYING TO PISS ME OFF YOU STUPID FUCKING SLUT!!!
Anyway, Phantom, back to you, so tell me, are you happy with what you have accomplished so far here in the DWA? I hope so, cause those accomplishments end here, you see Soul will be lucky if there’s anything left of you for him to beat on literally, cause I have a lot of anger to get out and you are the first victim of the Wrath!
(Eddie stands up his wounds still not healed up well, one of the cuts has been re-opened and tampered with, as he walks into the light it becomes obvious he has been drinking his own blood as the stains remain around his mouth.)
Eddie:
LEECH….YOUR BEING TARGETED, AND PHANTOM, MASSACRE BE PREPARED CAUSE YOUR UNDER THE WATCHFUL EYE OF A HUNGRY MAN!
(Eddie suddenly screams out in anger at the cameraman who in fear steps backwards but trips on something knocking him to the ground, he looks up at Eddie Headbutting the wall making him bleed from the skull, he suddenly turns to the DWA staff member and pounces just as the camera fades to black)
BROOM, BROOM, BROOM…HAHA, LEECH I MADE YOU MY BITCH!!!! HAHA, BROOM, REMEMBER THAT, REMEMBER THE BROOM BROOM…You Should, as I drove the son of a bitch right through you, but it seems you don’t get the point.
Now you said you wanted soul in a no holds barred match?? Well Bitch, you can have him in that match, right after you fight me!!!!! That’s right you fucking tumbleweed, you want to run around with this impressive name, and this impressive entrance well I got news for you numnuts, EDDIE IS FUCKING GOING TO SLAUGHTER YOU!
Now Phantom, I don’t blame you for pissing your pants right now, but don’t blame yourself, no…My Wrath is caused by one man, who refuses to lay down AND FUCKING DIE!
Leech, don’t think when I am destroying Phantom at Massacre that I have forgotten about you, I swear stay at home bitch cause if I catch a sniff of you at Massacre I swear I will finish the job I started at Lord of the ring, and don’t take my words lightly Bitch, Eddie Vines is pissed off, and when you piss of someone as powerful as me, when you piss off a GOD, THE KING OF THE WORLD, You are playing with fire, and I don’t cause a small burn when I get let loose, I set off fucking forest fires!!