No. 1 Assasin---Lethal Weapon
{\Roleplay Title/}
The War Continues
{\People Used/}
Weapon and Claire
{\People Mentioned/}
Cell Block, Sheryl, ReD
{\Roleplay Opinion/}
Weapons hardest rp yet as he finds himself against his wife, but emotions roar as his hatred for Sheryl is drowned by his love for his little boy

 

{\Disclaimer/}
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{\W/D/L Record/}
2 | 0 | 0
{\Accomplishments/}
Kicking 6 Pacs Arse
{\Championships/}
None Yet
{\Next Match/}
Lethal Weapon versus Cell Block - 21st of June

 

[-//-Lethal Weapon's Hitlist-\\-] - Cell Block, Romeo, MSK, 6 Pac

(Weapon sits in his car, looking over the seas from way above on the cliff top over hanging a small secluded area of the beach front, seagulls fly high over the waters waiting to catch there prey, just hoping for the first shot of there meal, he has the top of his roof down and all the windows and is soaking up the now returned warm weather, next to him his girlfriend Claire looks nervously over at him now and again, her eyes continually flicking over to the angry expression on the face of Weapon, suddenly the sound of tyres pressuring down on the pebbled floor is heard as a CWA Van pulls up close by, Weapon doesn’t even turn, he stares in his wing mirror and watches as the crew get out and begin filming, he goes to get out of the car, but is stopped as Claire places her hand on his arm.)

Claire:
Don’t let her get to you Nick, she knows how to piss you off and she is trying to psyche you out before your match, please, calm down, she may have cheated on you with Cell Block, but I doubt it, I mean come on, the guy has got about as much looks as the rear end of ReDs arse and from there interview I noticed the craters on ReDs arse are nothing to be admired. On top of that Cell Block would no nothing about your kid, I mean come on the thick as two planks, old piece of shit, thought your boy was 4 years old! He is only 2, 3 this year!
Nick, you know he is lying, and you know Sheryl would not do anything with Cell Block, its all a show, the stupid son of a bitch is trying to play mind games with you, don’t let him?
Sheryl is already going out with Jude Law anyway, we both know that, she even told you the other night on the phone when she tried to piss you off, you know Sheryl is a shrew businesswomen and she is not stupid, she is playing these games to get at you, I mean come on, you saw how uncomfortable she was around Cell, for 4 years she has hated him as much as you have, you could see by the face she pulled she didn’t want to be near him and from what I have seen of him backstage who would, he smells worse then the left over odour of Ghandi’s flip flop!

(Weapon suddenly smiles at the last comment and looks over at her, he remembers the face of Sheryl and realises that she is right, Sheryl was obviously uncomfortable, you could see it in her expression and the dirty gleam she kept glancing at Cell from time to time, at the end of the day he was the one that had stole there child. He smiles and shares a kiss with her before rubbing her hand and opening the car door, he stands up and slams the door behind him, before staring over at the crew and while talking moving slowly toward the camera.)

Weapon:
So Cell, you want to play mind games, you want to play fools tactics, well ok, that’s fine, but let me remind you of something, you say you don’t care, you don’t care about DRB, about ReD, about anyone but you? Then tell me, why is it you threw yourself in anger at me when I destroyed the Death Row Brothers in a match that was to be there very last, why did you show the only emotion you know well, anger to its fullest extent in the hope of revenge for the death of your boys, tell me why is that? Tell me why is it until this Saturday you have hidden like a coward in the corner to afraid to accept my offers of joining my feds so we could fight one more time, why is it every time you have had the chance to finish this ‘2cnd rate wrestler’ you have shook in your boots and cried like a baby to afraid to fight me, to go one on one with me in the ring.
You say I always needed help, Cell, if it weren’t for me, your career would have been over long ago, even in WFN, I held your career in place, I made you what you were, when you fought me, you were in the main event, the big stage, the spotlight, when me and you went at it, you were a name, however when we weren’t when we were going our separate ways, you remained no more then a loser, a wannabe trying to push his career further then it was supposed to go, trying for one last attempt at glory, one that was extinguished and destroyed by me, by the Lethal Weapon.
I noticed how you didn’t deny I ruined your career, nor did you even mention my comments about you being washed up and nothing, about how your legendary status is no more now, then a wasted memory, and come Assault ill prove that.
Ha, Cell, go ahead, get all the help you want, you want ReD back, fine bring that retard of a sheep back to help you, ill retire his ass like I did when I destroyed the CDC, oh…And As for Sheryl.
Seems to me back in the day, everyone was right about you, nothing but a whore, a no good, two piece slut with nothing going for you but a cheap ass porn career with a wasted old granddad who claims to be hardcore, when the only thing hardcore and extreme about him is the amount of Viagra it takes for him to stay on end for 2 minutes!
Now Sheryl, don’t get me wrong, if you have shagged Cell, fine it don’t bother me, it shows what a waste of time you were and are, and personally if your that desperate then there is some personal issues you need to sort out. Especially as this so called great shag is so damn stupid he is forgetting his mind! I mean the boy is there with you and he can’t even remember Scott’s damn birthday, how stupid do you have to be!

Cell, it makes me laugh that you run around claiming this and that and proving nothing, except the fact I am right about you and always have been, I mean come on, you have a selective memory, to many wrinkles, and a face more droopy then a Alcoholic without her drink! Cell, your career her in the CWA has proven nothing to me other then the fact that you are a wasted talent that faded long ago, and will never return, I mean you have won two matches, one of which it took Romeo to get the pin, the other the guy was leaving anyway, I mean come on you said it yourself once, you are just a jobber, just a roster member here for the numbers, you are a replaceable piece of shit worth nothing to me or this federation, you want to bring my family into this again Cell, well for once, use the small amount of intelligence you have and get them out of it again, cause last time you tried this, I ended your career and life and if it hadn’t been for CWA you would never have been resurrected, and that’s the way it will once again be, you see at Sunstroke I am facing you and Romeo in a MSK Kennel from hell match, my first, and I am going to show both of you up by destroying you in the middle of that ring in your own match and making you……MY BITCHES!

Cell you want to train my ex-wife to attack cameramen, oh, that’s just sweet, I mean come on, Sheryl is nothing, she may be the undisputed legend in Women’s wrestling, but against me, I proved she is a waste of energy, in DWA, she turned on me, hit me with chairs had me teamed up on by four of the feds best guys, and still I got out of it and won the damn match! I still won.

You hear that Cell, Win, a word you rarely hear, but let me point out something, I have been hear around two weeks now and I have already accumulated two wins and no loses, making me undefeated here in the CWA, tell me how has it took you to win two matches? Now at Assault this Saturday I am placed one on one hardcore rules against Cell Block, who according to him Is being supported by Sheryl Marie Gray, now for the CWA fans I am going to point out another simple point, a fact even, Cell Block accused me of being a Jobber, so if that’s what I am, why does it take Sheryl to come down with him, why is it, this so called big player, this main event, this hardcore legend needs help, distractions to fight a jobber as he so cleverly put it in a match that he is so named the king of!?!
Cell Block, half the shit you spoke just proves how full of crap you really are, I mean you are seriously a grade A idiot, hell Grade A ain’t enough to explain it, hell no, you have a damn degree in thickness, I mean between you and ReD there is not one brain cell I swear! I know I said you could use the small amount of intelligence you have, but thinking about it now, you can’t because there is seriously none there for you to use!
The only good thing you got out of bringing Sheryl to the CWA is simple, you now have someone with a brain, you now have someone who knows what there doing, however, it makes me wonder how you will use that intelligence and advantage?
You see CB, you are nothing to me anymore, this match is simply to prove a point, the point being, whether its you, 6 Pac, Romeo, Dex, or any of the MSK, I DON’T NEED THAT HELP YOU SPEAK OF AND I DON’T ANYONE ELSE, TO BEAT YOUR ARSE INTO OBLIVION!
Cell, you have bitched enough, and you have made yourself look like enough of a clown, at Assault I am going to destroy this fake wannabe of the former living hardcore legend, and I am going to beat you so bad, that the fake that you are never returns…Instead you will be pulled out of sunstroke and left a wreck as the CWA ends your contract, allowing all the true Cell Blocks fans to remember the memories and the times when he was truly great, not a old man trying to relive his past. You see Michael Jackson, Cell Block, he is a wrecked man trying to re-live his past glories trying to continue to write and sing hits, hits that are good but will never be what they once were, much like you, back in the time you were the man, the top player, now…you are behind in the times and a waste of space put on this earth to show the rest of us what not to become.
However me, I’m 28 years old, in the best shape of my life, already two wins without a loss, in the prime of my career, You and Sheryl want to take the credit for my success, fine go ahead, but fact is you and Sheryl played small parts the true reason for my success is due to two things………….The Wrestling fans all around the world that have cheered and booed me and giving me the pop I have needed week in, week out and because of one other person……….ME.
I come out here and work harder then any other man in this business, I go above and beyond the call of duty and I work to succeed in this business, and its that determination, the motivation, that makes me the best, not a second rate athlete, not a “jobber”, and certainly not a nothing. Cell it was this nothing god damn it then ended your career back in 2000, it was this jobber that week after week took on the CDC single handily and won, with scars true, but I won, at the end of the day bitch I am still here, Hear me……..I AM STILL HERE…….Death Row Brothers were casualties of a war with me you were never going to win, they were bodies left to lay because of a feud that at the end of the day came down to two people…Me…And you.
At the end of the day Cell, you go around and call me all you like, a jobber, a jabroni, a bitch, a 2cnd rate wrestler, small dick, whatever, call me whatever comes to mind cause you know what, its disrespecting arses like you that get destroyed by the Human Wrecking Machine for one reason and one reason only, underestimating me! And its just another show of your thickness, I mean come on, I took out the CDC single handily, I beat one of the toughest, most legendary stables by myself, I was there from day one, fighting that war, I didn’t give up, I didn’t let go, I came back time and time again and threw the beatings the pain, the sweat, the tears the pain inside you has to constantly live with the fact…..I won.
You say you don’t care, well you know what Cell, I don’t believe ya, I don’t think you are true to your word as usual, I know deep down, DRB still gets under your skin, I know deep down, the destruction of CDC at my hands still irritates you, and I know somewhere in your heart for this sport, when I beat you out of wrestling, you still hurt.
Cell, put on this face all you like, pretend this sport and our history means nothing to you, lie as much as you like about you and Sheryl, fact still remains, you are and always have been Jealous…Jealous of me, Jealous of my love/hate affair with the fans, jealous of my talent……Jealous of my achievements…Jealous of all I have ever done, you are even Jealous of my ex-wife, so much so, you have to lie about shagging my wife! HA, I mean come on Cell, we all saw the face she gave you, the look of disgust when you mentioned shagging her, ha, come on, its obvious she hates working with you, the only reason she puts up with it is to see my fail, to see my career drop, so she can have the final laugh and see the one thing I love more then nearly anything taken away from me, but I swear with all I have….You nor Sheryl, WILL EVER, take my career, like you have taken my son…However that is temporary, I will get him back, and now that you have made one of many stupid moves Cell, and like Sheryl without any thought, I have and will take my chance to have my son back in my life and out of hers, and Cell…One more thing…Sheryl loves her son, I know she does, so whatever you threaten to do to him, however you threaten to do it, I know you will never hurt him, you need Sheryl’s help, and hurt our son, and she will kick your ass, as for him being yours…If, just if, you did shag her, the boy still wouldn’t be yours…Remember when you left NMW, Trojan tried the same tactic, and a blood test was done naming me the father you stupid fucking arse!
Cell Block do your homework next time……..
This Saturday, Lethal Weapon Vs Cell Block, Hardcore, and this is now exhibition match, I am going to destroy you……
Oh and if Sheryl decides to stop me….

(The camera focuses on Claire who is behind Weapon, Lethal looks toward her and smiles before evilly looking back at the camera.)

Claire:
If Sheryl tries to interfere, then this rookie… This New Bad Ass Bitch…Is going to kick a legends ass and show the world why this girl right here…….AINT NO AVERAGE BITCH!
Sheryl, try to get involved and I will seriously Kick your ass Bitch!

Weapon:
CELL BLOCK BITCH!!!!!! LETHAL WEAPON IS HERE…..AND SATURDAY ON ASSAULT, I SHOW YOU THE REAL MEANING TO MY WORDS. I AM NO MYTH……..BUT I AM A LEGEND……..I AM NO PSYCHO….BUT I AM A DAMN KILLER!!!!

(Weapon smiles as he turns purposely for the sake of Sheryl to Claire, the two kiss passionately in front of the camera before both looking back at the camera the anger but determination showing in there expressions, Weapon lifts his arm round Claire’s shoulder as the two turn there back on the camera and walk back to his Toyota MR2, the black and red custom built car gleaming under the suns rays, the folded down roof shows the cars red and black leather interior, and sexy convertible look, he opens the door as does Claire and sits back in the vehicle, the engine roars as Weapon starts the car, the music blasts, DMX running through the sound system, the bass blasting through the speakers, he reverses back onto the road and drives of quickly as both him and Claire leave for the next CWA Arena.)