No. 1 Assasin---Lethal Weapon
{\Roleplay Title/}
6 Pac, cat got the dawgs tongue!
{\People Used/}
Weapon, Claire & Neil
{\People Mentioned/}
6 Pac,Romeo, Cell Block, Sapphire
{\Roleplay Opinion/}
Second Rp

 

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{\W/D/L Record/}
1 | 0 | 0
{\Accomplishments/}
To many to list
{\Championships/}
None Yet
{\Next Match/}
Lethal Weapon versus 6 Pac Dudley

 

[-//-Lethal Weapon's Hitlist-\\-] - MSK, Cell Block, Romeo

(The Scene opens at a beach somewhere in California, the camera is focused on a house right on the edge of the shore, the sandy white beach right up against the steps leading onto the porch of the $700,000 home, a for sale sign is out the front, the name of the estate agents being one of the very posh ones that sells only the top of the class estates, a table is placed on the porch four chairs sat around it, on the table a half full jug of lemonade can be seen sitting on a small blue tray surrounded by a number of small drinking glasses, two of them half drunk, as the camera walks in front of the porch a number of boxes can be seen stacked in the other corner, it seems to have a lot of old stuff in it, suddenly a loud crashing comes from behind the crew as a wave clatter against the American shore, suddenly the porch door opens and Lethal Weapon walks out wearing a Nike T-Shirt that barely holds in his muscular physique and a pair of three quarter length trousers that show the bottoms of his muscle bound leg, he smiles as he sees the crew and calls back into the house before walking down the steps and bare foot onto the warm sand heated nicely by the sun and the cool breeze blowing east, the door opens again and Weapon new girlfriend Claire walks out with Manager Neil Kelly, the three of them share a quick joke before turning there attention to the camera and the match at hand this Assault, Lethal Weapon Vs 6 Pac Dudley in a legendary match up made by the CWA board obviously seeing the popularity of there last big feud. Weapon suddenly looks confused as he stares at the two.)

Weapon:
Where is he?

Neil:
Who?

Weapon:
Freak?

Neil:
Oh he is in there eating your chocolate stash!

Weapon:
WHAT!

Claire:
Yeah we tried to stop him, but he said he has a sugar addiction and would shave our heads if we stopped him…And ill be damned if I am losing my hair over your chocolate!

Weapon:
God damn it women, get in there and get my chocolate, that’s my damn stash, I will buy you a damn wig!

Claire:
No way, Neil?

Neil:
……Hey Freak is going through a learning process now he is in the Weapon training camp man, you got to give him a chance!

Weapon:
Hell man, nobody else ate my damn chocolate! God damn it freak!

(Weapon walks along the Bitch Claire moving beside him the other side to the camera, Neil walks just behind them looking out over the sea. The crew begins to follow as Weapon comes to terms with his now eaten and destroyed stash!)

Weapon:
Ok…Ok…Lets do this, Now before I go on about 6 Pac and this coming assault, I want to talk about the Stash, I mean trash that Romeo Salvador the stupid son of a bitch with a mouth bigger then his belly, has had to say about me recently.
Now Romeo, this is not of your concern, you think your homie 6 Pac is going to finish the job against me, you think he is going to get the win against me, come on this guy, your so called leader is doing now, exactly what he done in the old CWA, he got scared and went into hiding, I mean say I’m wrong Romeo, come on, I mean where is he, why has he not done anything for work why is it that stupid son of a bitch can come out and talk trash about everyone else except me, he can come out and put on the hard man image except when he is challenged by me, and you know why he disappears when I fight him Romeo, cause all though he is thick as shit, he still has more brains then you, you see, he knows I am the best in the business, he knows I am the most hardcore son of a bitch on the planet and he knows that when we faced at Act of Apocalypse last year I ripped him a new hole and beat him fair and square in a match that was made out to be his speciality, a hardcore covered match, one that the critics said would be a win for Dudley, and just like I said I would I proved the fucker wrong as I did the world and come out the World heavyweight champion taking what was rightfully mine away from that no good two bit piece of crap 6 Pac Dudley.
Now Romeo, you want to talk trash about me and think you are going to get away with it, that I would just miss what you said and get on with this shit with Dudley, well hell no, you see my feud is not just with Dudley no, its with you, Cell Block and the whole MSK, including you and that little whore on your shoulder, you see Romeo, I am the biggest legend in this trade, the damn greatest in this business, the No.1 Assassin, the man that Retired that lay about AYM, the man that killed the Death Row Brothers, the man that is the ONLY 3x and 4x World Heavyweight champion of the WFN, the greatest damn fed in wrestling history!
And what makes me laugh is little old Romeo the stupid son of a bitch that find himself in mid-card status time after time, wants to piss off and take on the greatest SOB in this industry’s illustrious history. Well Romes, you will get your chance, and soon, you see, after I destroy Dudley this Saturday in St Louis on Assault, I will make damn sure you are next to face the Human Wrecking Machine and I promise it will not be like you and Eddie, no you see Eddie lost to you, me…I got you and the MSK figured out, 4 years has allowed me that time to work you mother fuckers out and after I deal with Dudley I come for you and make damn sure you never utter another word against me again, you see, I am the best and I am a fighting legend, unlike 6 Pac who hides away and Cell Block who takes some R&R everytime he realises he is worthless without an army of dickheads to help him, like he did last time we met AKA the CDC.
Now Romeo, challenging me with words couldn’t have been any stupider you see I am not fuck about and come Assault I will make damn sure you realise the mistake you and the MSK made pissing me off all the way back from day one in the WFN!

Now Romeo, your not the only arsehole on my mind at the moment, also there is there so called hardcore legend, the man that makes himself out to be so great, when to be perfectly honest all he is, is a complete jackass that attacks and most the time kills those that he knows he can beat, if that was me he was facing, he wouldn’t be so damn stupid, he knows I would kick his ass, just like I would all the rest of the MSK, there no more then a bunch of bitches that thing there hardcore, when the only thing hardcore about them is when they fuck Sapphire and take turns, all except Dex of course who has still got to go threw puberty!
Now my word about Cell can mainly be saved for another day, you see most people know our history and know what it is Cell Block still hates me for to this day, the fact I took something he cherished from him, I took those that meant something to him, to another place, where they would never return.
However what I will say is simple, at Assault Cell Block and Romeo team up, and I promise to be there to destroy one of them, which one I attack first will be a surprise and will be named my third victim since I joined here in the CWA….The Question is though MSK, Romeo and Cell Block….WHICH ONE…IS NEXT…ON THE VICTIM LIST!

(Weapon smiles as he walks up some concrete steps, toward his parked up Toyota MR2, he presses his switch on his key unlocking the vehicle, he opens the passenger door and leans in, Claire just leans back on the car, her top exposing a lot of skin as she soaks up the hot sun, Suddenly Weapon comes back out the car, and looks back at the camera closing the door behind him, he has a black slim, long box in his hand, he opens it up and in front of the camera shines the blade that was seen piercing through the ribs of Weapon, the blood still on the end of the weapon, Lethal closes the case and hands it to Neil who walks round to the car and leans on it as Weapon then continues.)

Weapon:
Now 6 pac, I am sure you remember that weapon, that blade, I certainly do, it is the one that left you that scar on your wrist and the one that could have quite easily done more, however it ended up being me that was injured by the sharp blade of that weapon during our last match together and all though its not coming to the ring with me this Saturday, I gurantee you it will be close at hand if you try any of your old stunts, or try to carry this on further then it needs to go, you see 6 Pac, this Saturday at assault isn’t about feuding with you again, no its about showing the world that when we fought last time, the right man won, the true champion won, its to prove to the world, the critics, to you and even to myself that I deserved that title win against you in the very original CWA, and come Assault when your pinned 1,2,3 you will know as well as I do, that you are no king of hardcore, no special talent, you are just an older generation wrestler trying to make one last grab at the top card events, and unfortuntly it seems that aint gonna happen, you see, the CWA and Shannon Skanes, see in you, exactly what I see, a nothing, a loser, a man way passed his time, a man that still thinks he is king of the mountain, when that title was demoted and taken from him after the WFN closed by none other then your truly, you see, Cell Block, 6 Pac, they were my influences at one time, my idols, but as I grew up and got into wrestling more, more, I realised that Cell and 6 Pac were no more then a couple of cheap sell outs with nothing going for them but experience and old man wisdom.
Now 6 Pac at Assault, in St Louis you will, by the order of Shannon, fight me, the only man to beat your ass down and made it look easy, the only man to really show true dominance over the amazing 6 Pac in a hardcore battle, a battle I was against the odds about. Now 6 Pac, I have noticed that you are hiding again as you did when we last had to fight, I noticed how all of a sudden your over sized mouth and over rated ego have suddenly gone quite and shut up, but what makes me laugh, is you were the one that came out and challenged me, then when I accept you run like a bitch, you hide like a coward and you don’t show back up for shit.

Dudley, when you came out to challenge me you should have remembered one thing, DO NOT HUNT….WHAT YOU CANNOT KILL….DO NOT ATTACK….WHAT YOU CANNOT DESTROY!

At Assault 6 Pac for maybe the last time, I will go face to face with you and prove exactly what I say in every promo.

I AM NO MYTH….BUT I AM A LEGEND….I AM NO PSYCHO…BUT I AM A KILLER.

See you in the ring Dudley.

(Weapon takes the box back of Neil and opens the door again placing the case back n by the passengers seat before letting Claire get in, he hands Neil the door keys to his house and walks round to the dirvers door, he revs the engine as he starts the car, closing the door, he wheel spins off into the distance leaving those watching on in a cloud of dust, the scene then fades to black.)