(The lights in the CWA arena go out and the fans are left in pitch darkness, the only sound that can be heard is the muttering whispers of the fans as they wait to see who is going to come out, suddenly Bring me to life by Evanescence plays through the speakers the fans rise to there feet and cheer as loud as they can as the words Lethal Weapon and No.1 Assassin flash across the screen in big red writing followed by his video showing his spear and other devastating moves, with that the chorus of the song hits causing the lights to return and a barrage of fireworks to explode from the stage and ramp, the fans are going wild, as the curtain moves and out walks Lethal Weapon, he is wearing a suit for once a black smart looking jacket and trousers held by a black belt and a plain black shirt, he taunts the cheering fans sending them into more of a frenzy as Claire walks out with Neil Kelly in toe of Lethal Weapon, Weapon jumps on the apron and holds the ropes down as Claire climbs the stairs and gets in the ring, followed by Weapon who is then followed by Neil Kelly, the three of them are walking around the ring as the music continues, Weapon walks to the opposite side of the ring and leans out to the bell boy asking for a mic, he passes one to him and sits back down, Weapon leans back in the ring and walks round as his music finishes and the crowd calm down.)

Weapon:
Now over the last few days I have been churning up in my mind a match for next week, you see this Saturday I fight that piece of crap 6 Pac Dudley, the man without a tongue, the son of a bitch that has hidden away and got scared AGAIN of me, the Lethal Weapon, but after assault I want to move on to another member of the MSK, another target, you see, my war is not against 6 Pac, no, he is just the leader, and after this Assault right here in St Louis.

(Weapon gets a huge cheer with his cheap pop!)

Weapon:
I will destroy that no good piece of crap and beat him down for the 1,2,3, making me undefeated in the CWA and giving me a two and zero record.
But next week I got to think about who has pissed me of the most, who is it that I want to kick ten tonnes of shit out of the most, and if I think about its simple…..ROMEO SALVADOR!!!!!!!

(The fans go wild as Lethal Weapon makes it clear who he wants to fight next week on Assault, he circles the ring as the fans cheer him on.)

Weapon:
Now Romeo, you have made it clear that you want to bitch about me, you want to talk trash, you want to be the man that gets to fight me, but lets put this into context, lets make this simple, so that everyone in the MSK can understand it, and that means making it real easy so even that thick as fuck no good piece of crap Cell Block can figure it out, Next week, me and you, one on one, Hardcore rules!
That’s right Romeo, you were the hardcore champion once you piece of crap, and I am the man that has beaten both the so called king of hardcore’s in hardcore matches, so lets see who is the better man, lets see who can come out on top and be named truly the top in the hardcore world, and god damn Romeo, if somehow you can beat me, you might even prove you are good enough to fight in main events rather the mid-card all the time.
I mean don’t get me wrong I have never fought you before, so I wont underestimate you like Eddie Vines did, but as far as I can see, your biggest feud here was with the Hardcore champ Leech, and you lost, the gold, the match, everything, to that no good loser! Then you got pinned last week and fell out of the World Tournament, I mean what the hell is up with you Romeo, you got a tag match this week and you are already making more trouble then you can handle, by bitching at me like you actually think you can handle me, like you think that you can beat me even though your fucking leader cant even do the job.
You see Romeo, you were best staying away from the MSK when you left them a few years ago, oh how did I know that your wondering? Well I am the no.1 assassin you stupid son of a bitch, I see hear and know everything, I am the watchful eye of your disasterous career, I am the man that is finally going to put you and the rest of the MSK out of there misery and destroy your damn group for good, I am the man that in the future of wrestling can say in his final days, I destroyed Cell Block, AYM, Lifetaker, Corporal Punishment, the CDC, Sable, Trojan and even the MSK including 6 Pac. Now that is a hell of an impressive list to have and its one I am already half way to getting, you see back in the old WFN they were the greats, the best, and they were headlining news papers and magazines for years, but when I came along the wrestling world changed, wrestlers established and legendary fell to my hand, AYM, Lifetaker, they were the first, I destroyed AYM in that highway match then took his career and contract, then there was lifetaker, that just after the closure of WFN happened I destroyed him in a Hardcore match that ended his career, then there was Cell Block, I destroyed that man in a CDC jailhouse match, a match that was in his favour and I had him retired however it seems he has been allowed to return, so that means I will just have to do it twice, then there was Corporal Punishment and Trojan, I found them both in other federations small fry feds, and it was again me that destroyed them, I ended Punishments career AKA Cameroon Clark then injured Trojan so bad he was out for 5 months, and now he is just a mere image of what he use to be, the CDC was another legendary group, Death Row Brothers saw there last match against me, ReD was a no good piece of crap anyway as was Da bitch, but then there was Crack Daddy, that old washed up piece of crap and the manager of the DRB, the man that wanted me back so bad for killing his boys and like all those that face me, failed miserably and watched in agony as I caused Cell Blocks retirement and the break up of the Crack Daddy Clique!
YOU SEE ROMEO, YOU SEE……..I am a damn legend in this industry, I am the man that made wrestling what it is today, tell me bitch what can you say you have done? Beat Eddie Vines, got sable by your side, oh congratulations you must be so proud, well at Assault next week you can show me what you got, you can give me all you have and if that bitch of yours tries to interfere then Claire here will make sure she pays for it.
CAUSE I AM NO MYTH ROMEO….I AM A LEGEND, I AM NO PSYCHO…..I AM A DAMN KILLER!

(Weapon lowers the mic suddenly Claire takes it of him to the surprise of everyone and smiles at Weapon keeping him calm about what she is going to say.)

Claire:
Now Weapon you have had your say, now its my turn, and my time to talk about next weeks battle royal for the women’s title, the match that will announce me a champion in my very first match in the CWA, you see, Lethal and me now that we are an item are going to make sure we look out for each other, we are not just this couple that cuddle and kiss and look all sweet and charming, no, you see I am no Stacey Keibler, unable to protect myself and scared of the male wrestler, ha, I am the opposite, you see I am the biggest, baddest bitch ever, ok I have no experience on the big screen, I have no past in the wrestling business, but I know how to kick someone’s arse and I know how to make someone hurt.
So at Assault this week, or next week, all the women of the CWA better beware, cause a new contender is in town and a new women’s champion is going to be crowned as me, Claire Howell.
Now as for Next Week with Romeo, oh sweet Romeo, you are such a charmer ain’t ya, I must admit, you aint half bad, but there is a serious problem that make me realise what a true arsehole you really are, and that’s the fact you are one AGAINST my man, the best in the business, and the most handsome man in sports entertainment Lethal Weapon, and two you talk so much crap people get bored and annoyed of hearing your feminine voice you monkey arse!
Now as for that slut that follows you around the ring AKA Sapphire, I have just a few words for her, Bitch come next week when my man fights yours and you have to stand by and watch as your love gets destroyed in the squared circle I will be backstage warming up for my match and keeping an eye that you don’t try to interfere, cause if you do, I promise you, ill kick your arse and make sure you are so hurt you wont be able to make it to the battle royal to fight for that damn title!
Listen cause the Bitch is preaching!

(She lowers the mic and hugs Weapon excited over her first half promo in the CWA she smiles at him as the two share a some words, suddenly they are interrupted as trouble begins to brew.)

OOC:
Feel free to carry this scene on.