(Freak, Leech and Xtasy are all standing in the ring announcing there new found alligeances against the MSK, suddenly the lights in the arena go out, the fans are on there feet in confusion as to what is happening now, not only have the MSK appeared and disappered but Freak and Leech have also made there appearances in this very confusing feud now, suddenly the confusion is healed as the words Lethal Weapon and No.1 Assassin flash across the screen, the fans suddenly stand on there feet and cheer loudly the standing ovation one that is now becoming regular for Lethal as he travels the country in his eight year of wrestling, the sound of bring me to life by Evanescence is playing through the speakers and the fans are waiting excited for the chorus to hit, as it does the lights return and pyro flies around the arena, Weapon walks out his Girlfriend Claire and his Manager Neil Kelly standing either side of him, Weapon waits at the top of the ramp as his music and the fans have to die down, he pulls a mic from his attire of Black Jeans a Lethal Weapon t-shirt and a long Black Leather Jacket and stands silently for a minute staring at the three men in the ring.)
Lethal Weapon:
Now it seems to me, that you three have a serious problem with a group named the MSK, otherwise known as the Mean Street Kennel, a group from the streets of Hamilton, lead by that no good piece of trash 6 Pac Dudley.
However I cant help but wonder to myself, why in the hell do you think you are good enough to get your shot at them before me, is it Leech because you are the Hardcore Champion, is it because you beat that no good hunk of junk Romeo Salvador in that match you love so much involving glass, is it because you have found yourself in the World Heavyweight title chase?
Tell Me leech what is it….Actually, whoa, whoa, whoa, hold that thought I haven’t finished, which in turn means, its not your time to talk, you see, regardless of what you think it is that gives you the right to fight them before me, if I remember correctly, back in DWA, when you had your chance to fight me, you got scared and ran like a pussy. That straight away give me a head over you when it comes to getting what I want, you Leech are a worthless piece of crap on the roster to make up the numbers, I have no respect for you, no time for you and no patience for you, I never have, and I never will, that car that hit you back in DWA by Eddie Vines should have been your last match, but just like you, Eddie couldn’t get the job done, however, I know these fans like you, why? I have no idea, but they do, and the only reason I am not coming down this ramp and pounding in your face like I should have done in DWA is simply because me and you no matter how opposite we are have one thing in common, a hatred for the MSK, I hatred for 6 Pac, Cell Block, Romeo and every stupid arse bitch that follows them from Sapphire all the way to that lanky arse piece of crap Dex!
You See Leech, you and me although I hate to admit it are alike in a few ways, we both hate teaming with others, we both like to kick ass and we both like to teach punks like 6 Pac a lesson, however again we find another reason why I should be given my match with 6 Pac first, and that’s simply this, me and 6 Pac have unfinished business back in the original CWA owned by my ex-wife that piece of crap fought me in a Weapons Lair match three Hell in a cells piled one on top of the other and I beat him fair and square, it was the same very match that nearly took my life, but 6 Pac to this day still calls himself the king of hardcore, claiming to be the very best, although fact is this, I took him to hell and back I cut him open and made him bleed, I knocked him the fuck out, and I beat him the fuck up and proved his time at the top of the hardcore world is finished just like I did that old washed up has been Cell Block, so for the last time I am going to destroy Dudley and Cell Block and make them realise once and for all, I am the New Hardcore legend, I am the man that kicked both there arses in hardcore matches, and I am going to remind these fans that pay there good well earned money why I am the Human Wrecking Machine!
You see Leech, you may have that gold around your waist that says your hardcore champion, but fact is, you ain’t beat 6 Pac in a big style match yet, you ain’t beat Cell Block in a big style match, and although there not as great as they claim to be anymore, there still at the top of the list somewhere, so when you can beat them, and make yourself known as a serious hardcore champion, a fighter, a winner, then you call yourself whatever you like, the Hardcore champion, the king of hardcore, whatever, but that title comes with hard work and effort, and to earn it you have to beat the men that done it first, that made the hardcore division what it was and to be honest, Cell Block and 6 Pac as much as I hate them did that, then when you have proved as I did that they are nothing anymore, you have to deal with the next man on the list, the very top of the game, the greatest living legend in the industry, Me, the Lethal Weapon, beat me in a hardcore match, In a Weapons Lair match, and you have my respect and my admiration, but until then I will laugh everytime on your claims of being a true hardcore champion, Romeo is nothing my friend, and beating him is nothing to brag about.
However that’s enough about you.
(He smiles and looks at Xtasy, he looks at Neil and the two share a joke about something then he turns back to the new rookie.)
Weapon:
Wow Rookie, you are truly something, your very first match on a house show and decide to show us your impression of HBK! Thanks! But here is the deal again, I have nothing against you, I don’t know you, but as Freak there knows, I am not the easiest to get on with, and basically you are stepping on thin ice here boy.
You see, MSK, Cell Block them and me, we have a lot of history, I mean for the sake of the fans here, and for the sake of Cell Block probably watching on a TV backstage, I’ll remind everyone that it was ME that killed of the CDC’s greatest all time tag team the Death Row Brothers, something Cell has never forgave me for, it was me that retired Cell Block and destroyed the original CDC, and it was me that not only kicked 6 Pac’s arse in a match that was said to be to his advantage being he was at that time the true king of hardcore, but also it was me that held something Cell Block and 6 Pac could never compare to, the fact that I was THE ONLY 3X AND 4X WFN WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION EVER!
They act like they don’t care Xtasy, but believe me they do, it irritates them every time they see me, knowing I went down in the history books of this industry as being the only man to conquer those heights and do it three and four times.
Xtasy, don’t get me wrong, I know your trying to make a name for yourself here in the CWA and the best way to do that is to go for those that are already established, but trust me, messing around with the MSK is one, not recommended, and two, as I said thin ice, as you can find yourself balancing your career on the end of a knife, either because of me, or because of them.
Now Neil, this guy, he looks like he can be something and to be honest, the CWA must think so to using such a big entrance for someone’s debut appearance, Xtasy, as Sable AKA Sapphire could tell you, I am known for my training, I bought up some of this best in this industry, people from Mike Trojan, to Chris Murdock, The Soul to Sable, Slater to Summer Z, he trained and made some of the greatest wrestlers in the industry and I have a good feeling that me and you might someday cross paths again, you may just need someone to lead you to glory, and I will have my eyes on your progress in this fed for when that day comes.
(Weapon again strolls up and down at the top of the ramp before looking up at Freak.)
Weapon:
Ah, another time, another place and still I seem to find your name popping up, Freak, himself, the guy with the alarmed moped, the guy that for the last week has been the attention of my abuse, and now the man that has given me an answer to my offer of training, an offer of yes.
You see, me and Freak, we came to an arrangement, I knew he was going for MSK and he knew I was as well, difference being, he knows my history with them, and he knows I know how to beat them.
So he wisely came to me and starting this Monday finds himself being trained by the greatest wrestler of all time the Lethal Weapon.
Freak, I know you want the MSK, and I know u want them bad, but you also know how much I want 6 Pac and Cell Block in that ring, so for one more time, I can batter them till there is nothing left, Dex, Rex and Sapphire along with that no good piece of Crap Romeo are still available, why not head for them, 6 Pac however as well as Cell Block is mine, and mine alone, and after I have destroyed them and left them just a mere image of there former selves, you can do whatever the hell you like to them!
But you boys, other then that remember, I am the Lethal Weapon,
AND I AM NO MYTH, BUT I AM A LEGEND, I AM NO KILLER, BUT I AM A PSYCHO.
The MSK are my feud, so Leech, take your boys, and go elsewhere, cause 6 Pac and Cell Block are about to get a Lethal Injection and no Hardcore wannabe is going to get there before me.
(Weapon holds the mic and shares a kiss with his girlfriend before turning to leave the arena suddenly he is stopped….)