(The scene opens in the dark dismal domain of the boiler room in the next arena staging the great CWA show, water is leaking from a burst pipe and the concrete below is soaked as the water slowly creeps further and further across the floor, suddenly from the darkest corner in the room a weeping sound can be heard, someone is sitting there in the black of the unlit room crying, whoever it is seems to be rocking backwards on forwards as they sit curled up against the dirty stone wall, all the viewers of this promo at home and in the back are watching with anticipation as to who it is that is in such a state, the CWA cameraman shines his torch over to the corner, the light shining on two feet, suddenly the rocking stops, the light slowly moves up the mans body, the figure is of a cruiserweight easily under two hundred pounds, there are open wounds bleeding all over the mans body, he seems badly beaten up, he has old wounds as well, deep lacerations that have sealed themselves up with dry blood.
Suddenly the cameraman drops the torch, the camera visibly begins to shake and the mans shadowy figure can now be seen standing, he walks forward and steps into a lighter area of the boiler room! ITS EDDIE VINES!
The sick cannibal smiles evilly, the weeping finished, he stares into the camera, blood dripping from his mouth as he stares coldly into the lens of the CWA equipment.)

Eddie:
GUESS WHOS BACK, BACK AGAIN!! HAHAHAHAHAHA, YES, YES, YES, you are not mistaken my mortal friends, that’s right, Eddie Mother Fucking Vines is back, ha, the DWA was not where I needed to be, you see I have my reasons to return to wrestling here in the CWA and two of them are in the MS Fucking K! ROMEO MOTHER FUCKING SALVADOR AND A BITCH CALLING HERSELF SAPPHIRE THAT ME AND ROMES KNOW AS SABLE DON’T WE BITCH!
Now Romeo, you piece of no good monkey crap, I have been watching intently to your progress since you made the biggest mistake of career and came back to wrestle, I have seen you fight in this world tournament and I saw you crash through glass when you lost to leech, HAHAHAHA, That’s shows your shit, I mean you lost to Leech, that stupid son of a bitch had his damn arse run over by me in the DWA, he never got me down and out, I taught that fucker not to fuck with me, just like I am going to finally teach you bitch! You see, you might hide behind Dudley and Cell Block nowadays but they are both old and washed up piece of trash, 6 Pac knows he was lucky to beat me in DWA, and right here in the CWA there’s going to be no repeat of that! I AM THE MAN GOD DAMN IT AND I WILL NOT BE MADE TO LOOK LIKE A FOOL ANYMORE!

ROMEO, ROMEO, WHERE ART THOU ROMEO!?! You want to hide little bitch, well I promise you soon, the hiding will be over, just like your fucked up career, and your waste of space women! Romeo, this is over soon between us, I have waited to long, to get my teeth into your flesh, and when I do, I am going to tear chunk by chunk of your silky skin away from your brittle bones, before drinking your blood to quench my first, and using your bones to clean my teeth YOU FUCKING HOMO!!!

YOU SEE PUTA….WHAT…..WHAT DID YOU SAY BITCH…..FOR ONCE YOUR RIGHT MUMMY, HE IS A PUTA, AND THE CWA IS ABOUT TO SEE A NEW TYPE OF EXTREME, A NEW ERA OF SICKNESS AND A NEW EVOLUTION OF DARKNESS, NO, WE DON’T PREACH TO SATAN, WHY SHOULD WE….I AM BIGGER THEN THE DEVIL HIMSELF, I AM THE KING OF THE FUCKING WORLD…..I AM GOD!!!!!!!!!!

(Eddie stops and begins to calm down, taking small breathes, suddenly a small portable telly propped up against the wall across from him begins screening the recent Northern Exposure promo, he watches closely his eyes gleaming at the troubled mind of Lightning, a smile of pure sickness covering his face as thoughts of a dramatically horrible nature begin to cry from his tortured soul.)

Eddie:
It seems to me…Romeo…Is going to have to wait…As for Sapphire, when she actually speaks up, maybe then I will kick her ass for what she has done to me, but right now, I have something else to speak off, something more important, and this goes out to a man in need of my help, my guidance.
Lightning, formally known as Black…Lightning.
I see your troubles boy, I see what you are torturing yourself over, your brother burned in that ring, he was fried to death and cooked to perfection, and YOU are to blame for that, its your fault his delicious, velvet skin was burnt to a crisp, HAHAHA ITS YOUR FAULT GOD DAMN IT, LIGHTNING, YOUR FAULT, YOUR FAULT! But that’s not where it ends no, you see, you then let the times pass, you realised what you done and made the same move as me, you became Black Lightning, a dark, uncaring SOB using your pain and anger to drive you on, to make you the best, god damn back in WFN, you were even a finalist in a Hell In a cell Royal Rumble that sent the winner after the World title! Black Lightning was strong, powerful, top of the class, you, your weak, pathetic, a waste of time and energy, and why, because the fans, those smelly, disgusting pieces of shit that sit out there time after time, like lambs to the slaughter, me being the hunting fox.
Lightning for god sake you blabbering hunk of over sensitive fast food, look in the mirror for god sake, you are crying over nothing, no one, over a dead piece of crap that was to weak to survive in this business….You know as I do, Only the strongest survive, and Black Lightning is your only saviour, Lightning cannot survive her, he is no more then prey for the Hunters, and here in the CWA, those doing the hunting waste no time in destroying those weaker then them.
I mean come on Lightning……..COME ON GOD DAMMIT, THE DARKNESS IS THERE, EVEN FUBU SAID LET THE DARKNESS OUT, AND HE IS RIGHT LET IT ESCAPE, LET IT COME OUT, LET IT OVER TAKE YOUR SOUL, BRING BACK BL, BRING BACK THE STRONG SIDE OF YOU, THE STRENGH OF THE DARKNESS THE BLACK, THE PAIN, THE TORTURE, BRING IT OUT, I MEAN LOOK AT ME GOD DAMMIT, I AM YOUR DAMN ROLE MODEL! I AM A GODDDD!

Now talking of weak, pathetic excuses of food, the CWA have kindly placed me and mummy in a match against this no good wannabe of a wrestler named Scarlet Bitch, well that is a very well suited name for the match we are going to have, you see when the final bell sounds and I am announced the winner bitch, you will be covered in your own scarlet, your own blood, resting in a puddle of sickening red fluid seeping from your bite marks and open wounds, and I will make sure I lick every bit of it up before making you just another name….Just another meal…No more then a lifeless body for me to fed my thirst upon, at Assault Scarlet Bitch…You will see why I am the king of the world, why i…am…GOD!

(Eddie smiles with a look of hated as his evil glare stares right into the camera obviously aimed toward Scarlet Bitch and more so, Lightning, what is Eddie fascination with the member of Northern Exposure, and why cant he get over Romeo and co? At Assault a lot of questions will be answered and Eddie is likely to be the centre of controversy as usual.)