(Neil Kelly sits in his hotel room smiling as his gorgeous date Raquel sits with him – no not from Calgary, a different Raquel! – he leans forward after sharing a small and dirty conversation with the girl and turns on the small TV in front of him, he takes the control from his side and dials in the number 69, the official wrestling channel, on there the host of CWA Carnage is talking of his guests and about general things in the news as of recent, he makes a couple of jokes and calls out his first guests, the fans are alight as a former legend and a great in the wrestling world in the shape and form of Stevie Heartbreaker James walks out, and still only 24, he sits down in the first chair right beside the desk of a Mr John Whiteman the host, they shake hands and the interview begins.)

John:
So Stevie welcome to the show.

Stevie:
Thanks man, its good to be hear.

John:
Well lets get straight to business, and straight to the industry you know best, and that the wrestling world, the world of the squared circle, those half naked barbarians, and more to the point, the CWA?

Stevie:
Well what a few weeks it’s been huh? With Lethal coming back, and his new girl Claire, as well as Eddie Vines recently there’s a lot going on John, your gonna have to narrow it down for me!

(The crowd laugh as Stevie jokes with John.)

John:
Ok, well first of all, what about the new circling about the returning Eddie Vines, we have heard rumours that Eddie is already disappointing the management team and his agents since he joined CWA, according to our sources he has already killed of a large amount of there staff and CWA are unsure they can afford to keep him.

Stevie:
Well that is true, erm.. Eddies Return to the squared circle may not be all that long, the other feds he was really just got amateurs who did anything for small cash, the CWA however are paying good money for these guys and in typical Eddie fashion, this guy wants a meal, so whether or not he will last there I don’t know, but it will leave a big gap in the roster and I think it would damage the strength of the cruiserweights?

John:
No thought of comeback then?

Stevie:
Ha, the thought is always there, I am still young, but who knows, right now I don’t think I have the time, but if Eddie does leave I will try and fill the gap, Lethal’s training keeps me in top shape.

John:
Yes talking of Lethal Weapon, what do you think to this whole situation with him?

Stevie:
Well if anybody knows Lethal its me, I mean the guy is like a brother, I have been there for him good times and bad, and the other way around to, but I think his intentions here in the CWA are to big, and I have told him this, a few years back, he was the man, the guy that destroyed the CDC, but now he is talking about the MSK, and not just the normal 6 Pac, Dex, Rex and co, no, we are talking about the inclusions of CDC leader Cell Block, the always vigilant Cruiserweight Romeo, and his girl Sapphire, they are all here and Weapon is walking right in the middle of them, I just have to question the logic there, however I am sure he knows what he is doing.

John:
And Sheryl?

Stevie:
….I have no comments about that Bit*h

John:
Ok, so then we move onto Claire, Lethal’s new girlfriend and a lady over the last couple of weeks you have had on intense training, she had a debut house show match a few nights ago and she impressed so much she will be fighting in just her second match in wrestling against another new girl in Kristen Burren, how do you see that going?

Stevie:
Well If I am honest John, It has to be said, Claire is a great girl, and if Lethal didn’t have her, I would certainly be wanting, she is always confident, but lacks the touch to be vein and horrible about her opponents unless pushed, ha, Weapon has been working on that, believe me the amount of comments he has made to get a reaction out her, I am surprised he doesn’t have a permanent hand print around his face!

(The Crowd laugh before John continues the interview.)

John:
So how is the training going, and what do you think for this Saturday at Assault.

Stevie:
The training has been fine, I mean I have never ever seen anyone as determined as her, we got Stu Hart in to help with training, he has some great training tactics and he really knows how to toughen someone up, so Claire is being trained extremely hard and she is handling it really well, she does double what is asked of her, you say ‘give us twenty push ups’ she does thirty! As for this Saturday, Claire still makes the odd mistake, she is still learning the ropes and I think it will be some time before she really learns that, for me, I think it will be the in ring experience that will give her that gain, and that starts this Saturday with a another new girl in the shape and form of Kristen Burren, personally I think she could win, but this girl Kristen is no fool, I have seen her training videos, we went through them with Claire last night and she is something amazing, Claire knows that now as well, but we think we know how to hit her, Claire is amazing in the air and Kristen seems to lack in her defence from flying attacks, we will look to probably work on that and the defence Claire is mainly going to need from Kristen.

John:
So you think she can win?

Stevie:
Oh definitely and I think Kristen has been wrong as of late to think she is easily going to win, she is new to this game as well and they both make stupid mistakes, and from the promos I have caught as of late, she has a lot on her mind and she is finding that hard to deal with, she should be in the gym training rather then worry about boys, believe me there not worth it.

John:
Well thank you Stevie and we will talk later in the show.

(The crowd are cheer loudly as the always popular Stevie Heartbreaker James finishes what he has to say, the camera focuses on the heart throb of the wrestling ring and then pans back to the host John Whiteman, he begins talking more of recent affairs and the transfer of Footballer David Beckham from England’s Manchester United to Spanish Giants Real Madrid in a 25 million bid, before cracking a joke about David not being able to speak English yet and now they expect him to speak Spanish!
He then introduces his next guest, the new hot stuff of the wrestling world, the gorgeous, Claire Howell. She walks out onto the set smiling and enjoying the attention, the thought runs through her head of how just three weeks ago she was a waitress serving tables and doing kick boxing and Judo in her spare time, and now she is at the high point of her life wrestling in the biggest federation around alongside the biggest names, she shares a quick hug with John before kissing each other on the cheek, she then does the same with Stevie before sitting in next to him and sharing a joke between the two unable to be heard through the crowds noise, she sits down and the crowd calm down as John speaks again.)

John:
So Claire, its been a short run so far here in the CWA, one match, one win, and in that period of time you have already impressed the youth judges and the talent scouts so much so that Shannon gave you an appearance last week on Assault with that chair shot to Dex, and a match for this week, how is it all sinking in?

Claire:
Honestly John, I am overwhelmed, these fans are unbelievable (Crowd cheers loudly.) the staff are great, I mean Shannon is a really nice guy, Weapon is not very trusting with him, but I think he is the best, and then there is the guys like Weapon, Stevie, Stu Hart and even Neil, I mean there all the best guys ever and I couldn’t imagine anyone better to train me and make me the best here in the CWA, obviously no offence there to any of the girls, but we all have a dream we have to follow, and being the best is mine.

Stevie:
See what I mean!

(The crowd laugh as Claire playfully hits Stevie on the arm.)

Claire:
That’s crawl, I can be a bitch when I want to, in the ring I can.

John:
Well Stevie did mention earlier how you find yourself unable to really go at any of the female roster, why do you think that is?

Claire:
Well I was always bought up to think, that you don’t start trouble…You let trouble come to you, then you kick its ass, and that’s the way I want to be here, you see when I first joined I was only suppose to be Lethal’s Manager, but last week, without Shannon’s ruling I impressed everyone by having the guts to stand up against the MSK and more so Dex.

John:
So Shannon didn’t tell you to go out there?

Claire:
No, it was a decision I made to help my man, and luckily Northern Exposure had the same idea and saved me after my chair shot seemed it hadn’t done the job.

John:
Yeah I saw that, so what ever caused you to join the actual active roster, I mean there is some great talent in those ranks?

Claire:
I know, I mean wow, have you seen Lunacy and Celia, they are great, I mean if there is any women I should look up to for present talent it has to be them, and Kristen is so good as well, over the last few days me, Stevie and Lethal have been watching her promos and past house show matches and what can I say, wow, she is amazing!

John:
Do you think you can win?

Claire:
I think she is really good, and I am not sure personally who is better between us, but I think if I was to tell the truth, over the last of her promos she has shown some serious problems focusing on the match, and on me, and I think that might cause a downfall for her. I mean don’t get me wrong, I have Sheryl and that stuff on my mind to, but I am more focused for the match then Kristen at least that’s how it seems, so I think I am capable of winning this week against her but I need to make sure my chances are made the most of.

John:
How is the Sheryl situation affecting you?

Claire:
Its actually working quite well, the bitch should open her mouth more often, I mean over the last week since the little slut opened up I have trained harder, worked to the brink and given everything, as for this Saturday and my mentality going into the match, me and Weapon spoke and he put a lot of the Sheryl business on my mind to rest, I trust him with my life and he swore to me, all though there were feelings there, she stole his son, and nothing would ever happen with them again, it has really put me at ease and me and Kristen are set up perfect for this Saturday to have a really good match.

John:
Is there anything you have to say to Kristen that you would like to make clear now?

Claire:
Er Yeah, do you mind?

John:
No go ahead.

(The camera pans on Claire as she takes a deep breath.)

Claire:
Ok, Kristen, this Saturday its me and you at assault, its our first match, and we are both trying to make a name for ourselves, both trying to get the upper hand and show we are the best, and personally I think we can both make a bang here and show the fans and the wrestlers backstage we are a force.
I just hope these things on your mind straighten themselves out, and if you are watching this, I mean it, I want the best you can give me, the absolute best, I need to know if I am right to be in wrestling and fighting talents such as yourself and Lunacy, so I just hope you can clear your mind for this Saturday and give me your best, as I promise you, your gonna get my 100% effort at Assault and this far from average Bitch is going to do anything she can to win. Ok, that’s it.

(John smiles as the fans go wild looking forward to this great event this Saturday at Assault, just one week from the big pay per view Sunstroke.)

John:
Well Claire, Stevie thank you for your time, and we look forward to having you back on the show soon, thank you.
Well ladies and gentleman, thank you for watching and we will screen again soon thank you.

(The scene fades to black as it then flicks back to the hotel room and Neil and Raquel, he is nodding his head impressed with what he has seen, he looks at Raquel and smiles before giving her a quick kiss, he stands up and picks up the phone dialling a number, he then begins to speak.)

Neil:
Lethal, yeah its me…She is looking good my friend…Yeah, she is really coming along…Yeah I got my issues with the VP but for now you guys concentrate on your matches…Oh and this thing about Eddie Leaving…Its true, damn he just got here…Stevie is replacing him????…But he just said?…Really…Damn! Ok man ill see ya soon. Bye.

(The scene fades as Neil puts the phone down smiling but in obvious surprise. Whats going to happen this Saturday, Assault is going to be one hell of show, tune in)