(Camera fades into the parking lot of the arena and a cherry red Dodge Durango squeals into the parking lot. The driver parks and out steps Trish Stratus. She gets out of the Durango and grabs some bags. She then closes the door and the camera fades out and then back in on Trish and The Money backstage in Trish's locker room)

Trish: So yea. It's one on one with me and Torrie. That poor girl is going to get what is coming to her. And she is going to get it hard. She thinks that by teaming up with The Game and Iron mike and Shawn Michaels is going to help her out. Well not this time Not ever! I will take them all on at once. I want you to make sure that none of them interfere in the match. I know The Game is going to go out with Torrie. So would you like to come out with me?

The Money: Well, let me think about this......YEAAAAA. Why would I say no? I have to watch you kick Torrie's ass all over that ring.

Trish: I just wanted to make sure!

The Money: You don't ever have to make sure babe

(Trish goes and sits on The Money's lap and puts her arms around his neck)

Trish: You know what?

The Money: What?

(Trish gets ready to say something then someone knocks on the door and Trish jumps and falls off The Money's lap and hits her head on the table)

Guy: Trish, it's time!

Trish:(rubbing her head) Next time can't you call?! GOD! Your so rude AND you didn't even wait for me to answer the door....I was busy!

Guy: Sorry, ma'am

Trish: You know what...get out of here!

Guy: Okay, should I come back later?

Trish: NO...don't ever come back. Your fired!

The Money: Calm down Trish.

Trish: Okay, then you have the rest of the week off. Good bye!

(Guy walks out)

Trish: Well I have to go out to the ring.

The Money: Didn't you have to tell me something?

Trish: I will tell you later (Opens the door)

The Money: But...

Trish: Later...I promise (walks out and closes the door)

(Camera fades into the ring)

(All the sudden Trish's entrance videos starts to play and the crowd goes wild)

 

(Trish walks down the ramp and gets in the ring and then grabs a microphone and begins to speak)

Trish: I have come out to give you some good news and some bad news. Here goes the bad news.....Rachel.....is stranded in aussie doing a shoot. Good news is, now I get to kick Torrie's ass allll by myself. Won't that be great.

~Crowd Goes Crazy~

Trish: So Torrie you better watch your skanky ass because I am coming after it. And you better believe it's going to be kicked all over this ring. You think you are going to get a title? That's like saying a monkey can get a title. Well a well trained one may be able to get one..but your not well trained yet.

(Trish drops the microphone and the crowd is going crazy in laughter)

(Trish walks backstage and goes into her locker room and sits by The Money)

The Money: That was funny as hell girl.

Trish: Thanks.

The Money: You called her a monkey!

(They both laugh)

Trish: I call it like I see it!

(Camera fades out)