IM BIG POPPA! (RP#1)


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Logan is in the back of a driveing limo. He looks a little paranoid, he wears a T-shirt saying "Shut Up!", he wear's short blue jeans and black boots. He then speaks.

Logan-

STOP THE LIMO!

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The limo pulls off to the side of the road, Logan gets out and walks to the front of the limo opening the door looking at the limo drivers face.

Logan-

.....hahaha!

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Relief spreads over Logans face. He then smiles, the limo driver then puts a Big Poppa mask on real quick as Logan isn't looking. Logan turns his head back to the limo driver talking, wants he sees the face and jumps and screams.

Limo Driver-

Uhhh sorry sir. But this is my halloween outfit and...

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Logan looks angry, and grabs the limo driver throwing him out of the car. The limo driver falls rolling in the dirt.

Logan-

You want to be Big Poppa? No? Oh wait, Yes? Well trick or treat ya son of a bitch!

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The limo driver stumbles up, Logan knocks him down with a right hand breaking his nose. He takes the mask off of the limo driver and puts it on.

Logan-

IM BIG POPPA!

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Logan climbs onto of the hood on the limo.

Logan-

IM BIG POPPA! IM THE HIW CHAMPION! HEY! YOUR FIRED!

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Logan hops down jumping into the car, he slams the door shut then speeds off. As he is doing so the scene fades to Logan inside the limo.

Logan-

Big Poppa..basterd! Does he actually think he can just disguise hiself as a limo driver right under my nose. That...mother...

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Logan runs over a cat in the road.

Logan-

SHUT UP! No? I SAID SHUT UP! No? SHUT UP! I'll show pitty by not running you over again and burying you in a box of cat liter! No? SHUT UP!

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Scene fades out with the sick Logan banging his hand on the car dash. We reopen to see a Logan pulling up in front of the Thomas and Mack Center, he gets out slaming the door wearing the Big Poppa mask. He walks in and all the HIW workers stare at him.

Logan-

Yeah im Big Poppa! I proved yall wrong, im here at a HIW event! Do yall feel special? No? SHUT UP! I DO! You don't? Oh now you do? Shut up thats what I thought!

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Logan walks towards a door in the back of the room, once he is at that door he opens it. He walks down a hall with some locker roooms, he walks infront of one that says Brad Daddy. He kicks it in and walks in glareing, expecting to find Brad Daddy smokein weed he finds noone. Logan looks around glareing, and then yells.

Logan-

Are you scared? No? Your not? Oh now you are? No? Maybe? Oh, you haven't made up your mind? You ran out of pot? SHUT UP!

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Who the hell is he talking to?! He sits down in a chair in Brad Daddys locker room.

Logan-

I guess I'll just wait for him. Anyways, I see Red? Dawg? Yeah thats it, comes out there...quite frankly running his mouth about stuff he can't do? Yeah, you got that right again! You knew? No! I just said so! This is not no third grade glass here........no...it is? Look jackass! Shut up! Anyhow Red Dawg comes out here barking about another jackass called Extreme? Steve?! Who? Never heard of him, well "Extreme" Steve....if you expect to actually make a impact here in the HIW, it will never happen. Who do you think you are? Steve? Extreme? No! Wrong again! You are what I say you are, if you want to step a foot in HIW you should know its ran by me. Me? Butch? Logan? Butch? Logan? Butch? Logan? BUTCH YOU JACKASS! The man who is going win The Lord of...of...of...I don't even know the name? YES I DO! I just don't feel like saying it right now! Well for Nomad last sunday showing the act of non-atheism, I tried to make a deal with you, but your simple head couldn't accept the fact that if you got Big Poppa to come back I would win the title! So you thought, no way I will sucker punch this guy, and blam with the homazing. I kinda didn't see Big Poppa, my head was hurting do bad after the show I never knew that basterd was out there, I thought I just fell off the limo...but that basterd kicked me off it. So Big Poppa, next time you make a little appearance like that again...expect me to be ready! Now onto other things..like Brad Daddy. Brad Daddy, moron, idoit, buddy, friend. You are faceing the face of treachery this sunday, your faceing the man that has brought you up on his wing...this sunday your faceing..Butch! Now...yes, this is not the first time I have talked about this match, no, no, no. I talked about it before....matter of fact..backstage with you. I asked you in kind words to just lay the match down and let me pin you...but nooo...I haven't created a jackass! I sure hope I didn't, you said no...you did it the way I wanted it to go down..you faceing me..HUH? I WANTED TO JUST HAVE BRAD DADDY LAY DOWN THE MATCH?! NO WAY! WHO ARE YOU?! JACKASS! I'd never do that, especially to my good friend Brad Daddy. Brad Daddy, just to get through the tourny by any means possible, im going whoop your ass then ask you a question...are you down with the sickness? Quite frankly you are...im not here to diss ya, you have helped me in the past. You have showed great talents here and there, but you will never ever be Logan..I mean Butch! Try your hardest, never will be...but I have lead you up huh? I've tooken you on my wing and with that your still undefeated. Know why? Every since you met me your luck boosted right up, Brad...fact is...to me, your not sick enough! So this sunday why don't you show me how bad and sick you are...fool...fo sho! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! You didn't think my joke as funny? You did? No, you didn't? SHUT UP! WE DON'T CARE! FO SHO?

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Two fake Brad Daddys walk in, to find Logan with a Big Poppa mask on and laughing in a chair, in Brad Daddys locker room with the door broken down.

Fake Brad Daddy #2-

.....what da fuck is going on up in here?!

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Logan stands up stumbleing around laughing grabing a fake Brad Daddy's arm.

Logan-

HHAHAHAHAHAHA, hey shhh..listen...haha..sh...listen..look...FO SHO! hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

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Logan falls against a wall knocking a hole in it.

Logan-

This cheap wall...fo sho?! HAHAHAHAHAHA! Hey guys be right back.

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The fake Brad Daddys stare at him confused. OH NO! HE HAS GONE IN BRAD DADDYS DRESSING ROOM!

Fake Brad Daddy #1-

What da fuck man....Brad Daddy gonna be pist when he finds outs what happened.

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Logan walks out the locker room with some black baggy jeans, some black boots, a white tank top, a bandana around his head and some long sliver chains around his neck. They look at him up and down shocked.

Logan-

Look b why da fuck you lookin ats me like dat...

Fake Brad Daddy #2-

HAHAHA..you little..

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BITCH SLAP! POW! BRAD DADDY 2 OUT!

Logan-

Little what? Little whos? Whos on the ground ya little bitach! Or Biatch...fuck you. Now let me sing a little song..shut up..May I have your attention please? May I have your attention please? Will the real Logan please stand up? I repeat, will the real Logan please stand up? We're gonna have a problem here. Y'all act like ya never seen a white wrestler before, Jaws all on the floor like Nomad and Rage just burst in the door, Logan started whooping their ass worse than before...It's the return of the..."Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding, Big Poppa just didn't say what I think he did, did he?" And Mr. Rage said...Nothing you idiots! Mr. Rage's dead, he's locked in my locker!But Hulk Hogan wants to be like Logan...Logan, I'm sick of him brother, Look at him, walking around teamin with Brad-Dad-dy Whippin the you-know-who, yeah, but he's so tough though. Look, I may have a few beers but that doesn't mean im shareing wit you motherfucker queers...hey bitch while your at it why don't you check that bass...that wont be the only thing sticking up your..(stops talking going to next line) My foot is in your ass! My foot is in your ass! And if your lucky you might accept the simple fact...that I'm Logan, yes I'm the real Logan, All you other fake Logans are just imitating So won't the real Logan please stand up? Please stand up, please stand up! That was great! What'd yall think?

Fake Brad Daddy #1-

Well...I thought you were Butch.

Logan-

Oh hell..I forgot! Let me redo the song then...

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Fake Brad Daddy #2 gets up off the floor.

Fake Brad Daddy #2-

No that was okay, really..sounded greats.

Logan-

Greats?...Oh yeah, the uhh...hey can yall loosen up on the slang a little bit tonight, I don't like useing dictionarys.

Fake Brad Daddy #2-

Yeah, fo sho!

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Logan shakes his head sitting down in the chair. He leans back in it looking at the fake Brad Daddys.

Logan-

Do an interview...bitch.

Fake Brad Daddy #2-

Whys you come out here dissin Brad Daddy?

Logan-

Now, I didn't diss Brad Daddy. If its sometime important in my five year career to get to and I have to go through my tag team parnter...I'll do it. Now...Brad Daddy, I will talk my trash to you and I expect you to talk it right back, and if ya do my level of respect for you gos straight up. Because, we have seen people in the back that have tried to out talk trash me. Did they succeed? HELL NO! They got beat, people like Red Dawg....Duncan and Skye....unfortunately...me and Big Poppa didn't know till the last second so that doesn't really count...and Big Richie the MC hammer....I never forgot about you. You were my first match here I think, along with Fred Durst...I mean Fred Grest. But as I look back and tend to laugh at myself..I will always have respect for the people I beat to be where I am today. Ya see, Brad Daddy...I have been here alot longer then you, I have been here since day one. You recently just came in, I have done alot here while you were gone. I got screwed out of the HIW title, got beat in a three on one match, I got a head injure and took a two week vacation. Came back and was the first special guest referee for the main event at Eruption. Then, thats where I think you came in right when I started to grain respect. I came back, pinned Big Poppa! Who is now the HIW champion, I then..well...you were out there and saw it to...Red Dawg got a Connecter through a sheet of glass, then came back yet once again last week makeing Skye defeated, and pinning both Duncan and Skye. But after the match I was "sucker punched" by Nomad and after the show I was told Big Poppa was the damn limo driver the whole damn time! But Brad Daddy, theirs no doubt in the statement of saying...you got a chance. Why? Your in The Sickness, now as you told me...you'd treat me as you would treat anyone else in the ring, I respect that and I will do the same right back. But...not let this get to personal. Because many man think that after this match The Sickness will disappear, well why don't we prove them wrong? We go out there...put on the best show of the night, shake hands...walk away. Then, ya see...they don't care who wins between me and you. They just want The Sickness to fight each other and break up. Know why? Their scared, they have fear...the HIW has a weakness because of The Sickness. We can accomplish so much, and every night a bigger impact strikes each time. The important thing is, is that we got each others backs at the PPV. We look out for each other to make sure The Sickness wins this tourny. Either one of us win, it doesn't matter to me and I hope it doesn't matter to you. As I said this before..and I'll say it again. May the better sickness member win! And thats how it should exactly go down, we fight out a long hard fight and without a doubt go down in HIW history, maybe even the damn Hall of Fame! But damn it Brad Daddy...this sunday. I hope you bring out your best!

Fake Brad Daddy #1-

Hey yo did you see Big Poppa in that PTC tourny thing or whatever?

Logan-

Yeah, I almost forgot. Although I hate Big Poppa but yet somewhat respect him...in a way I couldn't explain, it burns me up inside but I will have to admit it..Big Poppa IS the HIW champion. I don't like it, I HATE IT! But I have seen his little things on the T.V....his little messages with him wearing that HIW world title. I see that goof ball on there playing with the crocodile hunter. Big Poppa, it doesn't impress me one bit. Im glad your representing HIW...then again hell with it! I hope HIW doesn't make it to the top ten again! SHUT UP FAKE BRAD DADDY! ITS NOT COLD! BIG POPPA MADE ME SAY IT! HIW....is shit! Big Poppa turned...no...yes...Big Poppa turned his back on HIW, he let that hoamazin Nomad pin him. Now I hear...well..I don't got to hear anything I pinned that basterd myself without being pinned while I done it! Big Poppa, do you actually think your never going come back to a HIW event again? Big Poppa...do you actually think that you will be the HIW champion while you stand outside the doors of HIW? Big Poppa...this sunday, whenever the time comes. I will get my hands on Nomad and whoop his ass so bad...I will beat some sense in his head and make him just...burn the damn contract and eat it! Then Big Poppa...when you first eneter the HIW doors for the first time since you left the hell in a cell..I will be there to greet you with not...a handshake but a punch to your head! And you deserve it, for letting Nomad pin you too. Big Poppa...you think your so tough, you think that if someones name is not Big Poppa then their not the best...well my names Butch...I know what I say, and I pinned "the best" a few weeks ago. But for the moment of you steping right into that door...the first thing in your head will be fear of Butch, you know damn well that right when your in the HIW building again that the count down has started, and that count down will end when you face me for the HIW title! Big Poppa...you know deep down inside, that one on one with me..you CANT BEAT...CANT BEAT BUTCH! Hell, you don't have to know it...it has already been done, and quite frankly...it will be done again! Now, Skye...theirs no doubt of how I treated you last sunday, and thats disrespect towards women. But, if you join this company I will treat you no different then a man...just like I did by whooping your ass and pinning you for the one! two! three! NO! Thats not all...the story doesn't end..Duncan, you also heard and felt the one! two! three! Now I look around the HIW and see new talent, like Nightmare. No doubt one talented man, but he'll never be in these boots right here! Nightmares haveing Nightmares...Skye at a bar without getting hit on, why? Because after sunday it looked like she got beat with a ugly stick! Why? Because she was in the match with none other then, Butch. What happens if your in a match with Butch? Your ass gets beat, but for sunday. Brad Daddy, expect me to do watcha gotta do to get to the top!

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Logan stands up walking out of the locker room as the fake Brad Daddys talk to each other. The scene then fades out...