COWF Welcome

Everyone in COWF in a "Mega" Battle Royal to determine the first ever COWF World Champion.

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Pyros shoot up the ramp, onto the main stage, and red sparks blast up. The cameras zoom around the crowd, we see signs like “I knew you would come Rick!” “COWF 4 LIFE!” “Stacy will you marry me?” and many more. We then zoom in to the announcers both to see Mark Black and Joe Smith.

Mark Black: Welcome to…WELCOME!

Joe Smith: Indeed. The first COWF show ever after a year of getting ready to open, and we are finally open.

Mark Black: You got that right, and the first show will be the first PPV!

Joe Smith: Yes and it will all be just one match, for the COWF title. With everyone in it!

Mark Black: Joe, I can’t wait.

Joe Smith: Yes it is going to be big.

All of sudden “Break Stuff” by Limp Bizkit plays throughout the arena. The crowd boos knowing its President Baker. He comes out with a microphone in his right hand and the COWF title over his shoulder. He walks down the ramp in his nice black suit to get nothing but boos. He enters the ring by going through the middle rope, his music cuts and he walks around the ring then comes to a stop.

President Baker: Now tonight, is going be a special night. For me and many others. Tonight, a new Commissioner will be crowned! And someone will be wearing this belt on their shoulder, and it won’t be that sumbitch Rick Mad. I plan on it being…

Fortune, fame

Mirror vain

Gone insane

But the memory remains.

Rick Mad steps out from behind the curtain, and the Memory Remains continues playing. He is wearing black jeanshorts, and a black T-shirt with "Rick f'n Mad" written on the front in green lightning letters.

Heavy rings on fingers wave

Another star denies the grave

See the nowhere crowd, cry the nowhere tears of honor.

He walks slowly to the ring, slapping the fans hands and sometimes saying things to them. He then begins to climb into the ring.

Like twisted vines that grow

That hide and swallow mansions whole

And dim the light of an already faded prima donna.

Rick climbs one of the turnbuckles to a standing ovation from the crowd. Cameras flash as he raises his arms, and green pyro shoots from the other 3 turnbuckles. His music dies down, and he hops off.

President Baker: Uh, what the hell are you doing out here?

Rick Mad walks up to President Baker and kicks him in the gut and gives him a Mad DDT! President Baker drops the microphone and the COWF World Title falls off his shoulder. Rick Mad picks up the COWF title, climbs the turnbuckle and raises the title into the air as the crowd cheers.

Mark Black: RICK MAD HAS MAD DDTED THE PRESIDENT! THE MAN THAT WRITES HIS CHECKS!

Joe Smith: Rick Mad wants to become the world champion!

Rick Mad climbs off the turnbuckle and throws the COWF world title down on President Baker. Rick Mad then stands over President Bakers head and talks trash. The lights in the arena then go out.

Mark Black: What’s going on here? I can’t see a thing.

We hear people moving around in the ring, moments later they come back on and Rick Mad is laid out. President Baker is on his feet and he looks a little confused to what happened. President Baker acts like he did this damage, did he?

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Joe Smith: And for you fans just tuning in. Rick Mad MAD DDTed the president, moments later the lights went out and the next thing you know Rick Mad is laid out. What is going on?

Mark Black: I don’t know, and what the hell is President Baker talking about. Surprises?

All of sudden we hear the words “SHUT UP!”. The crowd cheers, the jumbotron opens up and its LOGAN! He’s in a parking lot.

Joe Smith: It’s Logan from WCF! I use to be an interviewer there intill it shut down. But why is he here?

Mark Black: Bea-

Logan: SHUT UP!

Mark Black: How did he hear me?

The camera then switches to the parking lot.

Logan: Now I have came to the COWF for one reason and one reason only! To whoop President Baker’s ass! Ex..ex…ex..EXCUSE ME! To whoop his boudle ass! Two years ago that basterd fired me from the EWA. So, I have came for payback. But…that’s not all I have came back for…

Joe Smith: I wonder…

Logan: SHUT UP! Rick Mad…

The crowd cheers. We zoom in to some signs, one reads “Rick Mad and Logan should finally meet toe to toe!”

Logan: He is in COWF. He is in the battle royal, he is competing for the COWF World Title, and he knows that when I step my foot into a COWF building all hell breaks loose. Now, Rick. We have some unfinished business. So on Saturday Slam, the one after Welcome. It’s going to be me and you in a first blood match!

The crowd begins cheering.

Logan: Now Rick Mad you must be wondering how the hell can I just start making matches. Know why? You want to know why? Oh, now you don’t? You do? SHUT UP! Well, COWF….Welcome…Welcome your new comish! And I will do watcha gotta do to get to the top!

Mark Black: Oh my god! Logan is the new comish of the COWF! I can’t believe it! But I thought President Baker was going to “crown” a comish? What’s going on? Why would he if Logan said he came to get payback?

Joe Smith: This has been my personal favorite fued in all of wrestling. It has been going on for years but I think this first blood match will just be the beginning.

Mark Black: Logan and Rick Mad, boy what a match. Especially a first blood match. They will be trying to destroy each other!

Joe Smith: Yeah but didn’t Darkside want to face Rick Mad on Saturday Slam?

Mark Black: I have just gotten word that President Baker will be in the battle royal!

Joe Smith: Oh boy.

All of sudden “Break Stuff” by Limp Bizkit plays throughout the arena. The crowd boos knowing its President Baker. He comes out with a microphone in his right hand and the COWF title over his shoulder. He walks down the ramp in his nice black suit to get nothing but boos. He enters the ring by going through the middle rope, his music cuts and he walks around the ring then comes to a stop.

Mark Black: And it has begun! The first man to enter is President Baker himself.

"Game" by Motorhead plays as the fans go wild and Triple H comes from the curtains.Then he walks down the ramp, takes a sip of water, climbs the apron and then spits it out as he climbs in the ring and poses. His music cuts and President Baker and Triple H circle around the ring.

Mark Black: Triple H looks a little bigger then President Baker.

They then go toe to toe. President Baker slaps Triple H and the crowd boos. Triple H looks down then looks up and knocks Prez Baker down with a right hand. Prez Baker gets up and HHH Irish whips him into the ropes. As Baker is coming back The Game jumps in the air ramming his knee against Baker’s head. Baker falls to the ground and The Game continues the assault on Baker with kicks to the ribs. Triple H picks up President Baker by the hair, Baker sneaks in and low blows The Game, Game bends over in pain and Baker gets up and kicks him in the gut then gives him a pedigree in the center of the ring!

Joe Smith: PEDIGREE TO THE GAME! OH MY GOD! ITS OVER!

They both lay flat out in the middle of the ring. Baker slowly rolls over and drapes a arm over the games chest, the referee drops down for the count. One, two, The Game kicks out.

Mark Black: I can’t believe it!

President Baker lays there with wide eyes, Baker then crawls towards the ropes and grabs on them for support. Triple H rolls over and puts his hands on the mat and pushes his self up. President Baker stumbles around and gets closelined by Triple H. “reak Ya Neck” by Busta Rhymes plays throughout the arena. G Xtreme comes running down the ramp and he slides into the ring just to get knocked down by a knee smash by the game. Baker crawls up behind HHH and gives him a school boy. The ref drops down to count, one, two, thr…Triple H kicks out just in time. Xtreme and Baker get up and begin stomping on Triple H, Xtreme picks up the game and lays him down with a DDT. President Baker then slides out the ring and grabs a microphone.

President Baker: This match is now a No DQ match!

Baker drops the microphone and reaches under the ring grabbing a chair, Baker slides it in the ring and rolls in also. Baker picks up the chair and stalks HHH with it as HHH stumbles to his feet, Triple H turns around and Baker swings the chair, HHH ducks and Baker hits the referee with the chair. Baker drops the chair and looks down at the ref in concern, he turns around and Triple H pedigrees Baker onto the chair! Xtreme runs at the game but HHH tosses him out of the ring and covers President Baker. One, two, three, four, five, six, theirs no referee to count. Rick Mad’s music hits, and he walks out. The fans cheer, and he raises his arms mid-way down the ramp. He rolls into the ring, and climbs up one of the turnbuckles. He throws his arms into the air, and as he does, bright green pyro shoots straight up from the other turnbuckles, about 5 feet high. He then jumps back down. Triple H stops covering President Baker, Baker seems to be busted open by the pedigree on the chair. Triple H and Rick Mad go face to face talking trash, the jumbo tron opens up and they stare at it. It’s Logan in a parking lot.

Logan: Now, I was thinking. This match stinks! I’m the Comish. So, Rick Mad, Game, look up!

The jumbo tron cuts off, and a cell begins lowering down to the ring!

Mark Black: Oh my god! Someone is going get hurt! A battle royal inside a hell in a cell with everyone in COWF in it! Who will survive?

Xtreme rolls in the ring and lays there as the cell lowers down around the ring, theirs a door in the front so wrestlers can get in and out of it. Rick Mad lays a right hand on Triple H, Triple H lays one back. They exchange punches but Rick Mad gets the upper hand, Rick Mad punches HHH all the way into the ropes then Irish whips him into the ropes, as HHH is coming back Rick Mad kicks him in the gut and gives him a MAD DDT!

Joe Smith: MAD DDT BY RICK MAD! BUT THEIRS NO REFEREE!

Triple H just lays there and Rick Mad stands to his feet. “If ya smeeellll what the rock is cookin!” plays throughout the arena as the crowd cheers. The Rock walks down the ramp and comes in through the door of the cage sliding into the ring. Rock attacks Rick Mad laying right hands down on him, Rock continues laying right hands punching Rick Mad all the way to the turnbuckle, Rock then lays the smackdown on Rick Mad. Xtreme gets up and close lines The Rock down. President Baker finally rolls out of the ring and starts stumbling towards the door. G Xtreme begins stomping on The Rock, G Xtreme picks The Rock up but Rock reverses and Irish whips G Xtreme into the ropes. As Xtreme is coming back The Rock lays him down with a spine buster then stands over his head, it looks like Rock is about to do the peoples elbow until Rick Mad comes from behind bull dogging The Rock down. Back outside the ring President Baker leaves the cell and starts walking up the ramp.

Mark Black: Where is he going?

”Cocky” by Kid Rock plays throughout the arena, a truck pulls out into the arena with Logan driving it! It’s heading straight towards President Baker! It drives straight down the ramp and President Baker doesn’t have time to react, the truck hits President Baker and Baker rolls off the hood falling to the ramp knocked out!

Joe Smith: Oh my god! Logan has just hit Baker with a truck! Road kill!

Logan climbs out of the truck and picks up Baker throwing him on the hood. Logan gets on the hood too and picks up Baker putting him in a sleeper hold, Logan flips over Baker and gives him the Connector on the hood of the truck!

Mark Black: OH MY GOD! IS PRESIDENT BAKER EVEN ALIVE!

Back in the ring Rick Mad picks up The Rock but Rock comes out of nowhere with a rock bottom!

Joe Smith: ROCK BOTTOM! THIS IS CRAZY! WE DON’T EVEN HAVE A REFEREE HERE!

The Rock covers Rick Mad, one, two, wait a second! A referee is running down to the ring, he enters through the door and slides into the ring making the count. One, two, thre..RICK MAD KICKS OUT!

Mark Black: How did he do it?!

Rock rolls over and lays there looking shocked, Triple H finally gets up and stalks The Rock. Rock slowly gets up and HHH low blows The Rock. Rock turns around and gets a kick to the gut followed by a pedigree! Triple H covers The Rock! One, two, thre…THE ROCK KICKS OUT! Triple H is in rage, these man want the title! Triple H picks The Rock up again and gives him another pedigree! He then covers, one, two, three! Rock is out of the match! Logan has got a microphone and he stands over Baker on the hold of the car as rock rolls out of the ring.

Logan: Hey Baker, you want me to do your little mastermind plan with ya? SHUT UP! You let me become Comish then later on tonight you would join forces with me? SHUT UP! Well, I’m Comish and you can’t say a thing. So as long as your out of the COWF I will be running this place!

Joe Smith: OH MY GOD! LOGAN IS THE NEW OWNER OF THE COWF!

Logan drags Baker off the hood of the car and rolls him into the ring. Rick Mad rolls over and drapes an arm on Baker. One, two, three. Baker is out! G Xtreme gets up and school boys The Game, one, two, thre the game barely kicks out. Meanwhile, Logan goes in the back of his truck and pulls out a hammer! Logan slides in the ring and hits G Xtreme over the head with the hammer then he hits Triple H over the head with the hammer, Logan looks at Rick Mad as Rick stumbles to his feet. Rick Mad turns around and Logan gives him a kick to the gut then a MAD DDT!

Mark Black: MAD DDT TO RICK MAD!

Logan throws G Xtreme over HHH and the ref counts. One, two, three! Triple H is finally out. Logan then grabs Rick Mad up by the hair and throws him out of the ring. Logan then puts G Xtreme into the Logan shooter! But Logan’s not in the match, this doesn’t count. G Xtreme is busted open and he lays there getting a sharp shooter in a pool of blood. Nelly number #1 plays throughout the arena and out comes Cory Stevens, Logan stops the sharpshooter and picks up the hammer and tells Cory Stevens to come on. Rick Mad crawls around the ring and slides in behind Logan, Rick Mad then puts Logan in a sleeper! Rick Mad flips over Logan and gives him a Connector!

Joe Smith: Pay back for the MAD DDT!

Logan rolls out of the ring, Cory Steven rolls in. He picks up the hammer and knocks Rick Mad over the head, Rick Mad falls down and his left foot lays on the ropes as Cory pins him. One, two, three! Rick Mad is out! Cory gets up cheering but the referee has changed the decision and said it was a rope break, Rick rolls out of the ring. Cory Steven picks up the bloody G Xtreme and drags him to the turnbuckle, Cory Steven climbs the turnbuckle and pulls Xtreme up with him. Cory Stevens then gives G Xtreme the Electrifier he then makes the cover. One, two, three. G Xtreme is out of the match! It’s now just Cory Stevens and Rick Mad. Hellz Bellz by AC/DC plays throughout the arena. The Executioner runs down the ramp and into the ring. Executioner lays right hands down on Cory Stevens, Cory and Executioner brawl a bit and Executioner whips Cory into the turn buckle and close lines him from behind, Executioner picks up Cory and climbs to the middle rope of the turnbuckle. Executioner sets him up in the execution and lands it! Cory Stevens is out and Executioner makes the cover, one, two, three! Cory is out! Cory is out of the match! The lights go out and little girls start chanting a song (Like on The Undertakers come back at judgment day, but not for as long), then after about 5 seconds they stop and Ich Vil comes over the sound system, the Titan tron flicks on and shows The Darkside standing behind smoke and walking about and doing his taunt, where he gets down on one knee and raises his left hand diagonally upwards, like The Undertakers old taunt. Then the picture cuts and we are hovering through a misty graveyard at night, getting faster and faster.The scenes keep switching and sometimes overlap. After about a minute one single white light focuses on the ring and we can see The Darkside doing his taunt. Then the light goes out again, then after about 15 secs all the lights come on and The Darkside is just seen as a shadow behind lots of smoke, he does his taunt. Eventually the smoke clears. And when it does Executioner is there to greet him with a closeline, Rick Mad gets to his feet and spins Executioner around and gives him a choke slam! Rick Mad falls down to gasping for air, he finally rolls over and makes the cover. One, two, Logan grabs Rick Mad’s leg and pulls him out from the ring. Rick Mad and Logan brawl outside the ring, Logan gets the upper hand and throws Rick Mad through the door of the cage. Back inside the ring Executioner begins stumbling to his feet and Darkside gets up. Executioner turns around and gets a spear by Darkside, Darkside makes the cover. One, two, thre… Executioner manages to somehow kick out! Back outside the ring Logan and Rick Mad are climbing the cage and punching each other on the way up.

Mark Black: These men hate each other.

They make it to the top, and at the top they begin exchanging punches, they then take each other down on the top of the cell with a double close line. Grim Reaper comes with a cape that says Grim Reaper on the back, holds up his sickle crowd cheers, and he walks into the ring. Darkside runs at Grim Reaper with a close line but Grim Reaper ducks, Darkside turns around to get a Reapers Thrill. Darkside is now laid out in the ring, Grim Reaper covers Darkside. One, two, thre…Darkside barely kicks out. “Thin and getting thinner” by Spite plays throughout the arena, Drak comes running down the ramp and slides into the ring. Grim Reaper goes to swing a right hand at Drak but Drak blocks it and kicks him in the gut and gives him a blood driver! Drak makes the cover! One, two, three. Grim Reaper is out of the match! Darkside rolls out the ring and grabs a steel chair then slides in. Drak turns around and gets a chair shot. Drak lays in the ring laid out and Darkside continues the attack hitting him over and over with the chair.

Joe Smith: This man is sick!

He keeps hitting him over and over with the chair, Drak screams in pain, the chair is now all bented up, Executioner makes it to his feet and Darkside hits him in the head with the chair too, Executioner rolls out the ring with blood coming from his head. The crowd starts booing at Darkside, Darkside then covers Drak. One, two, three! Drak is out of the match. Rick Mad and Logan are up on their feet exchanging punches, Rick Mad kicks Logan in the gut and sets him up for a MAD DDT, Logan low blows Rick and throws him off the top of the hell in a cell! Rick Mad lands on the roof of Logan’s truck and just lays there.

Mark Black: OH MY GOD! IS RICK MAD EVEN ALIVE!

Stratusfaction plays throughout the arena and Trish Stratus walks out onto the top of the ramp. Logan stands on the top of the hell in a cell and stares down at Rick Mad. EMT’s run out and take Rick away. Darkside waits in the ring with a chair and waits for Trish to enter the ring. Stacy Keibler runs out and attacks Trish from behind.

Joe Smith: Does Stacy want to be the woman of the COWF?

Trish and Stacy Keibler battle all the way down the ramp, Trish then slams Stacy Keibler’s head on the side of Logan’s parked truck. Trish rolls Stacy Keibler into the back of Logan’s truck, Trish grabs her by the head and stands at the edge of the truck. Trish gives Stacy Keibler a bulldog off the top of the truck! Darkside has left the ring and he grabs Trish by the hair and drags her to the ring. They get into the ring and Darkside gives Trish The Transilvainian Gut Buster he then covers her. One, two, three! Trish is out of the match.

Mark Black: How could he do that to a woman?!

Executioner rolls back into the ring and close lines Darkside down. Executioner picks up Darkside and lays him out with The Execution! It’s over! Executioner pins Darkside. One, two, what the hell, Logan pulls the referee out of the ring. Three, four, five, six, Executioner had this damn thing won! Logan climbs into the ring and Executioner stands up and swings at Logan, Logan ducks and puts him into a sleeper hold, Logan flips over Executioner and lays him out with a Connector! Stacy has gotten up from the bulldog by Trish, Stacy starts walking down the ramp. Darkside slowly rolls over and drapes an arm over the Executioner’s chest. The referee slides into the ring and makes the count. One, two, The Executioner kicks out! Darkside and Logan can’t believe it! They pick up The Executioner and lay him down with a double suplex.

Joe Smith: Are Logan and Darkside a team?

Stacy rolls into the ring and school boys Darkside from behind. One, two, thr..Logan breaks it up!

Mark Black: So close. But this is not fair, Executioner doesn’t have a chance. He’s being double teamed.

Stacy gets up and Logan gives her a Connector! Darkside quickly covers her, one, two, three! Stacy is out of the match. The Executioner or The Darkside will be the next COWF champion! Logan picks up The Executioner and gives him another Connector. Darkside goes outside the ring and gets a chair and lays it down on the mat. Darkside picks up The Executioner and gives him The Transilvainian Gut Buster! He covers The Executioner as the crowd counts along with the count. One, two, three! DARKSIDE IS THE FIRST EVER COWF CHAMPION! THANKS TO LOGAN!

Mark Black: NO! NO! NO! NO! DAMNIT! NOOOOO!

Logan and Darkside raise their arms in the air as the crowd boos, the referee hands Darkside the COWF World Title. Darkside stands on the turnbuckle and raises it high into the air with a booing crowd.

Joe Smith: This can’t be…the COWF will be changed forever…

The Executioner looks up through all the sweat and blood covering his face as he knows he has just been screwed and The Darkside is the COWF champion. Darkside raises the title high into the air as the copy right info pops up and the shows goes off the air….