Cradle Turning ?

-11/23/03- Credited by Joe Smith

In the upcoming months, PC Cradle's son has been kidnapped, then found by the T.o.T. Many were to believe T.o.T had something to do with this kidnapping, for an elaborate plan. But, over the last few weeks.. this TAPE everyone has been talking about, it's nowhere to be seen. And, even if it is found, will it actually prove that T.o.T had something to do with it? Lately, Cradle has came to accept the fact that T.o.T probably didn't have anything to do with it at all. But, what if they did? And what will Cradle do if he finds out T.o.T ACTUALLY had something to do with it? We are currently looking for answers, so Joe Smith conducted this interview for us.

Joe Smith: Cradle, what exactly do you think is on that tape ?

PC Cradle: I can't and wont say. The tape could be completely innocent, with nothing on it, or it could be something else. Thats why I want to see it so bad .

Joe Smith: But, most likely it will show of whom kidnapped your son. Correct ?

PC Cradle: Thats just speculation, its definatly a possibility but I wont know until I see it.

Joe Smith: In your recent promos, you have claimed that you now feel upset for thinking someone from T.o.T kidnapped your son all this time. Why did you have a sudden heart of change of who kidnapped your son ?

PC Cradle: It became apparent to me that I could be wrong. When my friend Nate Twisted brought it to my attention that the T.O.T might not have anything to do this, I felt angry at myself for suspecting the guys who watch my back every week.

Joe Smith: You never know. Speaking of which, I am going to go over a list of names in the T.o.T. I want you to tell me if you trust them not to be on that tape, and what you think about them. Are you comfortable with that ?

PC Cradle: Go ahead, but I cant guarantee you answers.

Joe Smith: Seth Lerch has been a bit suspicious lately when the tape is brought up in a conversation, he's screwed Logan over in the past before.. so it doesn't mean he wouldn't do it to someone else again. Can you really trust Lerch ?

PC Cradle: As far as I'm concerned, Seth Lerch has given me countless opportunities already here. He gave me a Hardcore Title shot and a TV title shot, as well as having me tagging with the world champion. Do I trust Lerch? No, defiantly not. But I am happy to be in a group with him.

Joe Smith: Speaking of The World Champion, you and him happen to be in the same group. But, you two never really talk to each other, it's like.. no social activity whatsoever. What do you think about Logan ?

PC Cradle: Logan is a thinking man's wrestler. For all the jokes outside of the ring, there is a reason why he's the world champion, and its not because he's fu*king the bosses sister. Logan is a good wrestler and a better person. Danny was very fond of him.

Joe Smith: Hm, would you ever be interested in going for the tag team titles with Logan sometime in the near future ?

PC Cradle: Most defiantly. The Tag Team division need's rescuing from the hole its in, and I think if Logan and I were to go for the straps, we could resurrect the belts.

Joe Smith: What has been going on with you and Rick Mad lately ?

PC Cradle: Myself and Rick Mad had some problems. It started in our tag match, and I let my emotions get the better of me. However, anyone who saw the 6 man tag from last week will know that we make a great team when we work together.

Joe Smith: Could I get an autograph after the interview, for my son of course.

PC Cradle: No.

Joe Smith: Oh, could I.. um, lick my finger, and then touch your right nipple ?

PC Cradle: Well...only if we can switch the camera off first.

Joe Smith: Whoa, Cradle. I mean.. I just wanted to touch your nipple, I didn't want to go that far.

PC Cradle: Smith, do you think I'm street trash? I think you do. I think that you think your better than me. Is that how it is Smith? You sit their in your cheap 3 dollar suit and expect people to hang on your every word, and you look down your nose at everyone.

Joe Smith: I have to go to Rally's, it was NICE talking to you Cradle.

Interview Note by Joe Smith
Nothing was solved, we still don't know a damn thing about the tape, or rather Cradle will turn on T.o.T. Nothing really special about this Interview, except that I couldn't touch his nipple, and I got quite hungry.