Seth Lerch a Control Freak ?

Seth Lerch a Control Freak?
11/29/03 - By Joe Smith

In the last few months, since Seth reunited with T.o.T, Team of Treachery has became bit of a greedy authority power. Mostly thanks to Lerch, but what does he have to say about this?

Joe Smith: Hello, Mr. Lerch. How are you doing today?

Seth Lerch: Not great, but excited about Timebomb tommorow.

Joe Smith: Indeed, me too. I wish you had females in WCF, I'd really enjoy a mud match. How was your Thanksgiving?

Seth Lerch: Boring. Logan came over with Shannan, which I really didn't enjoy seeing.

Joe Smith: Exactly, I do NOT enjoy seeing that either. I mean, your Seth Lerch.. the f'n MAN of WCF. How could Logan disrespect you like that. Seth, you own me.

Seth Lerch: I just wish they wouldn't have started making out while we were giving thanks. That was unneccessary.

Joe Smith: Ah, that's sick. Seth, your right.. that WAS unnecessary. I can't believe I said that. What is wrong with me? Maybe I should just go hang myself. I mean, how could I have said that to you.. your THE man. Anywho, what do you think about the name "Control Freak" ?

Seth Lerch: Control Freak? Is that some new wrestler we have or something? I don't know what you're talking about.

Joe Smith: No, we did a WCF poll. 78% of the fans claimed YOU, to be an control freak.

Seth Lerch: Oh, haha! That's just because they're idiots.

Joe Smith: Hm, indeed. Tell me why Seth, why did you form an alliance with Logan and his T.o.T comrades?

Seth Lerch: So I could have more control over WCF. Er.. um.. because they're the best WCF has to offer, of course I'd wish to be aligned with them.

Joe Smith: But it IS unfair for other players in WCF. I mean, look at it this way. Seth Lerch, OWNER of WCF, Logan, World Champion, Cradle, Tag Champ and T.V. Champ, then Rick Mad.. Tag Champ.

Seth Lerch: Ha, yeah. It's beautiful. But that has nothing to do with me, that has to do with all of those men being THE BEST THE BUSINESS HAS.

Joe Smith: I disagree. If it wasn't for you, Cradle and Mad wouldn't be tag team champions, and Logan probably would have lost the WCF title. I have to say the fans might be right, T.o.T is only good because they have AUTHORITY.

Seth Lerch: Hey, Joe, do you want to keep a job? I suggest you shut your goddamned mouth and remember who you're talking to.

Joe Smith: Um, our time is up. Thanks for the Interview boss, and best luck with your sister and Logan.

Seth Lerch: I'm cutting your pay in half. Good day, Joe.

Joe Smith Note: He didn't ackknowledge the fact he is a control freak, and my pay is cut in half. DAMN THIS ARTICLE!