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Confusion's Roleplay


The scene opens to a dimly lit room. It is a large cafeteria with tables all inside it. Many soldiers are inside it and then Confusion is spotted next to some of them. He is busy talking to them and signing autographs. One soldier walks up to Confusion with a "Get Confused" t-shirt. Confusion looks at it and smiles, he eagerly signs it. Confusion sits down at one of the tables and some soldiers follow.

Confusion: Man it is great to be here! All of you guys are risking your lives to protect our country and everyone's freedom. I can't thank all of you enough for making a differance in everyone's lives.

Soldier 1: Well it is an honer for you to be here! We are all very glad that a celebrity came to visit us. As you know we just got back from a long six months in Iraq. WE FINALLY CAUGHT SADAM HUSSIEN! This is one of the happiest weeks of my life!

Soldier 2: We are all very happy to return home to our homes and families. Now that we caught Sadam we can all take a break from this.

Confusion: Well how about this for a job well done, I am going to give you all front row seats to Anarchy on Thursday! I will be competing against Chris Quinn in the X-mas X-treme Tournament. As you all know this tournament is a single elimination tournament in which the loser is out. I can't lose already, I want to win the tournament very badly.

Soldier 1: I don't know what to say except THANK YOU VERY MUCH!

Solider 2: Yes, Thank you Confusion! I hope you have a very happy holiday!

Confusion: I wish all of you a merry Christmas. If you excuse me I need to tell all of the rest of the troops.

Soldier 2: Alright then!

Soldier 1: See ya!

Confusion walks to the middle of the room and stands up on a table. He whistles very loudly and gets everyone's attention.

Confusion: Hello everyone! I have some good news for all of you, I will be giving each and every one of you a ticket to either Massacre or Anarchy. Anarchy I will be facing Chris Quinn in the X-mas X-treme Tournament. On Massacre I will be facing Fred L. and Maximus in a triple threat match. I will let all of you choose which event you would like to attend. Take this as a token of my gratitude for all that you fine men and women have done for this country and every person living in it. You guys deserve this!

Confusion starts to clap and soon everyone in the room is clapping and cheering. Confusion gets down from the table and talks to more soldiers.

Confusion: So what do you all think about the XWF?

Soldier 3: Oh man I love it! I used to watch it every night it was on. My favorite wrestler was Steve Jason he was the best!

Soldier 4: I liked The Clowns. They were the funniest people I have ever seen. Tyke was a great Hart Champion. Jandromyte and Spook were also very good Tag-Team Champions! I could never stop watching the Clowns in their matches. They were always so very unpredictable!

Confusion: Yes, all of those people are great wreslers. I in fact wrestled the clowns a few times. One time for the Tag-Team titles with Gravy but we ended up losing. Those Clowns were really good!

Soldier 5: I actually really liked you! You used to be so stupid and funny, I remember a couple of months ago I saw a ppv match with you in it. It was a Laser Pointer Match for the Hart title! You ended up winning too!

Confusion: Ahh yes, I remember that match. I don't know what happened to me. I was really dumb but after my time off I started to wise up. I got more serious and never went back to who I used to be.

Soldier 5: Well I just want you to know that I liked the old Confusion better. Even if you are just acting like that it was really good. I heard that you are the Hart Champion again.

Soldier 4: Yeah I heard that too. What happened? Who did you beat?

Soldier 3: I want to know too!

Confusion: Alright, last week I faced Axel Hawk in a match, I know that I was getting beat but then all I remember was passing out and the next second holding the belt. It was really weird but somehow I came out of the match victorious. That was really cool but I don't know what happened.

Soldier 5: Well that is great that you won! I hope to see you in action on Monday or Thursday!

Confusion: Yeah and the best part is you all will get front row seats!

Confusion looks down at his watch and sees that it is getting late.

Confusion: Well would you look at the time. I must get going now! I will see you all soon, and Merry Christmas!

Confusion walks out of the room and out of the building. He gets in his hummer and drives off into the distance. The scene fades to black.