(The scene opens up at the San Jose Civic Center in San Jose, CA where everyone is now piled in waiting for the start of Friday Night Main Event. The camera gets a shot of some people getting soda and popcorn while others are waiting to purchase some NMWA merchandise. We then cut to the stage where teh fans are waiting for the first dark match of the evening before the NMWA goes live. After a short Triple H "Desire video" we cut to the parking garage where Ground Zero is shown entering the building wearing black jeans and a Dark Alliance t-shirt and dragging a suitcase on wheels. Ground Zero walks inside to the backstage area where Psycho Clown is shown leaning against a wall. Ground Zero walks up to him and the two shake hands briefly.)
PC:Hey you gonna hit the ring and hype our match a bit?
GZ:Yeah I'm about to head there now I guess. You know I can't stand San Jose but sometimes you have to be the better man and let these losers see ya. I mean they save up their little McDonald checks just to see us so you gotta throw them a bone every now and then I guess. HA!
PC:Yeah I just cut a promo earlier. Hey come by the Alliance dressing room after your done I have some news for ya.
GZ:Alright.
(Ground Zero and Psycho Clown each go their seperate ways. After a few moments "Back In Black" by AC/DC hits over the PA system and Ground Zero walks out to the ring in his Dark Alliance shirt and jeans with a mic in his back pocket. Ground Zero walks up the ring stairs and climbs into the ring as the fans give him a ton of heat. Ground Zero blows some kisses to the fans mockingly and then calls for his music to be cut. Ground Zero then takes the mic out from his back pocket and raises it to his lips. He then begins to speak over the boo'ing fans.)
GZ:Well the boss said I had to come out here and promote my match tonight so I'll make this as short as possible. I know how much you people love see'ing me, hell I love see'ing me and I see myself everyday. But onto business. Tonight Psycho Clown, Martin Tank, and myself will be taking on Cyrix Van Gore, Sean Randolph, and Syxx-Pac as well as Twyzted Slayer, Hellion Youngblood and Heaven Holder in a special Knock-Out elimination match. First I'll start off with Cyrix and company since I have the most history with this crew. Cyrix, you know how I feel about you but incase some of these jackasses haven't been watching, me and you have basically done it all and have nearly killed eachother on several occasions but you have earned my respect so I know what to expect when we step into the ring with eachother. Then you have Syxx-Pac. Pac I hate to break it to you but your the odd man out on this team. Hell you only got somewhere in the WCWF by kissing ass and you haven't done anything worth a shit in the NMWA so if I were you i'd call up that man beast your engaged to Jonnie Laura and ask her to come over here and fight this match for you. I mean she might be able to put up a fight at least. Your not even in the same league as Sean Randolph and he sucks. I don't even want to go into Cyrix Van Gore compaired to you. You couldn't wash his jock-strap after a squash match. Then we have Sean Randolph. On my way out here I caught some of what Psycho Clown said about you and he hit the nail right on the head. First you practically beg me to get you a job in this business, then when I put you in a job of some responsibility you fail and pass the blame onto me. Face facts Sean,YOU are the one who killed the WCWF,not me! But that is in the past. I beat your ass around the arena on national television. Monday night Nitro this past Monday so if you want I guess I will do it again for ya. Some folks just got to learn...the HARD way! HA!
(Ground Zero then walks over to ropes and is handed a bottle of water by the ring announcer. He takes a sip and then places the bottle down. GZ then stands back up and begins to speak into the mic again.)
GZ:Thanks I have been waiting for that. How many times do I have to ask you morons to have a bottle of water ready for me when I get out here. You know I get dry mouth. Anyway back to my match. The other team of jack-off's Slayer, Youngblood and Holder. What, have you guys been around since the start of wrestling or something? Slayer what else is there you could possibly do in this business? Your only hurting your legacy now. I mean not only have you done it all but your a liability out there. Im no spring chicken but your getting up in age and you seem to be letting yourself go a bit. I mean not to be rude but your getting a little husky. What are you up to 20% body fat now? HA! I kid, I kid. Your one of the best and I respect you. We've travelled practically the same roads and I know what you bring to the table but don't buy into your own bullshit and think your going to win this match. Not if I have anything to say about it anyway. Then we have Hellion Youngblood. I've seen you around plenty of times but our paths never really crossed much so I don't know you as well as say Cyrix or Twyzted Slayer but make no mistake about it, if our paths cross tonight you will be wishing our paths never cross again. I know everyone is sick of hearing about my past accomplishments but you don't get to the top of the mountain by being untalented. But you've been close enough to the top to know that haven't ya. Well that's about all I have to say about you so let me move on. Lastly we have Heaven Holder. The NMWA Xtreme Champion and more importantly my opponent at Wrestlemania. Holder, where in the hell do you get off saying you were the major part of AJ's plan back in the day and I was only a small part? Please you and I both know that I single-handedly brought the Dark Alliance to it's knee's. I know your jealous but stop spreading false propaganda. If AJ was around he'd tell you the same thing. YOU, not I was the small part of the plan. But I digress, at Mania me and you will tangle for the Xtreme title, a title im familar with and you may put up a hell of a fight but we both know, and all these hicks in this arena know, that I will be the one standing at the end. But that is for another time. Tonight I will beat you, and I will beat you pretty bad, make no mistake about it. But I plan on leaving just a little bit left of you for Mania. I mean whart would I gain for beating a cripple for the belt on the biggest stage of them all. So with that said I will save the rest of my comments until the week of our match.
(Fans begin to boo Ground Zero for hurrying through the rest of his promo.)
GZ:Shut Up! Hell I don't need this. I'll let my actions in tonight's match do my talking for me now. Hit my damn music I don't have time for this.
(Back in Black is heard once again and Ground Zero shoves the mic back into his pocket and then bends down to pick up his bottle of water. He takes another sip and then climbs out of the ring and begins to walk towards the back to a bunch of boo's and some scattered, "Ground Zero sucks" chants.)