(After a preliminary squash match on the NMWA's "B-Show" NMWA Aggression between NMWA superstar Kevin Nash and local indy wrestler Shark Boy in which Nash destroys Shark Boy we cut to the backstage area where Mean Gene Oakland in waiting to do an interview with a member of the current NMWA roster to hype tommarrow night's show, Friday Night Main Event. Just then returning superstar Ground Zero is shown walking by. Mean Gene attempts to stop him.)
Gene:Ground Zero! Ground Zero can I have a word!
(Ground Zero stops and then turns around to face Mean Gene with an angry look on his face.)
GZ:What the hell do you want Gene? Some things never change huh? When I left the NMWA you were running around bothering everyone and I come back almost 7 monthes later and after so many things have changed you for some reason are doing the same thing.
Gene:Im just doing what they pay me to. And further more...
GZ:Whoa, Whoa, Wait a minute. Did I tell you that you could speak? You know what? Im not even going to waste my time. I have some things to say but I'll head to the ring to say them. You don't deserve me in your presence. Im a Hall of Famer damnit. Look it up!
(Ground Zero shoves Mean Gene out of the way and begins to walk towards the curtain. Once there the camera cuts back inside the arena and after a few moments AC/DC's "Back In Black" hits over the PA system and Ground Zero walks out onto the entrance ramp to a very loud pop from the fans who have not seen him since his retirement several monthes ago. Ground Zero stops at the ring stairs and looks at a fan holding a "Cyrix Rulez" sign. Ground Zero casually walks over to where the fan is and suddenly grabs the sign out of his hand and shreds it to pieces. Ground Zero then slides inside the ring and rips the mic out of Howard Finkle's hand. Ground Zero then stands in the middle of the ring with his head down waiting to speak as the crowd reaction turns from cheers to jeers but still largely mixed. Ground Zero then angrily raises the mic to his lips.)
GZ:Let me take a guess as to what you want to know? Let me guess. Why Ground Zero? Why? Why did you join the Dark Alliance? Well I'll make that topic short and sweet because I have more important things to get to other than you dumb questions which quite frankly are none of your business anyway. I joined the Dark Alliance because there the best thing going in this company right now and because they have buisness with Cyrix Van Gore and I have business with Cyrix Van Gore!
(The fans begins to boo and cheer. Mostly boo's now but loud as hell.)
GZ:Would you morons shut the hell up already? Can't you people tell I have something important to say? Oh, wait I get it. You think by doing your little cheering and jeering routine your going to get on tv and tell all of your loser friends that you were one of the many chanting. Well enjoy it because that is what you people will always be. One of the many. You'll never really be apart of the show. You can cheer or boo me, it doesn't matter because I get paid either way. But you know who isn't a part of the crowd or one of many. I'll give you morons some examples. I'm not one of many. Before I left I was bigger than this damn company. Psycho Clown isn't one of many. He's original and he knows what it's like to be at the mountain top. Cyrix Van Gore, he isn't one of many. Although he should have been. Infact let me tell you people a little story about (in a mocking tone) Cyrix Van Gore. You see I revived Cyrix's career. Yeah that's right, ME!! Cyrix was going nowhere and he was going no-where fast. His gimmick was getting stale, much like it is now. But then when I came along and started to catch fire all of a sudden Cyrix saw his meal ticket. You moron's want an inside scoop of what Cyrix is really like? I'll give it to you! Cyrix is a selfish caniving son of a bitch! He started with me when I was working my way up the top of the mountain and tried to ride my coat tails to stardom and I'll admit it worked. Now I'm not saying Cyrix isn't a good wrestler. Hell he is one of the best ever. The man is a hardcore icon. He's not bulling you people when he says that but he never had half the wrestling ability I have. He likes to talk about how he beat me in most of our battles but he fails to admit that going into all those big battles I had major things on my mind. First he kidnapped my wife. Then he kidnapped my daughter. He always had the edge on me but no matter what was on my mind I still managed to take Cyrix Van Gore to the damn limit and in doing so each and every time we headlined a PPV we tore the roof off the damn building!! Me and Cyrix sold out more arenas than almost anyone with the exception of maybe two or three guys.
GZ:Well that was in the past but when I was sitting at home all those monthes enjoying my free time with my daughter and new girlfriend feeding off the money I made in the wrestling business I started watching wrestling again. I shouldn't have but I did and who did I see on my tv? Martin "The Mexican Bull" Tank as Heavyweight Champion? Last time I saw him he was main eventing a B rated show like this and now look at him. I saw Triple H who I have a ton of respect for and that seemed about right. But then I saw it. Cyrix Van Gore. All of a sudden like a war vetran, I started to have flashbacks. Flashbacks of my wars in the ring with Cyrix. Flashbacks of my body being battered and it was eating away at me. That's why I am back. To finish my wars and reach the top of the mountain one more time and prove I can still do it as well as put my mind to rest.
(Ground Zero begins to stroll around the ring.)
GZ:As for my other opponent Friday who seems to be Cyrix's number on priority right now, this Candyman fella, well I don't like candy and I sure the hell don't like you. It's not so much you really. Your just in the wrong place at the wrong time. Like on Monday when I beat your ass, wrong place,wrong time. So tommarrow night when your teaming with Cyrix im picturing you two as one in the same but don't take the whooping personal. But come to think of it, it's quite ironic how things change. Back in the day Cyrix was a Dark Alliance member and had them on his side when he was at war with me. Now things have reversed and I have the greatest faction in sports entertainment history watching my back. Quite aprapoe in deed and more importantly I have that psycho SOB Psycho Clown in my corner tommarrow night when I end Cyrix Van Gore and in doing so end Candyman's legacy and career. Sleep tight Cyrix and Candy, because after tommarrow night, that will be the best sleep you'll have in a while because let's face it. You two may have to continue your little feud in hospital beds Saturday morning. With that said I will close this promo with that warning.
(With that "Back In Black" by AC/DC begins to play once again as the fans are now almost fully turned and boo'ing Ground Zero as he walks silently all the way to the backstage area to meet up with the Dark Alliance and prepare for tommarrow night's match. The NMWA logo flashes on the screen and the show comes to an end.)
