B I G - B O O T Y - D A D D Y !

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(scene starts outside the very arena where a PWA house show will be held, Michael Cole is standing in front of the camera talking generally about the PWA for a afternoon preview show tonight's show, the streets are pretty much deserted as MC speaks into the camera...)

MC - "The PWA has started to heat up in the last several weeks, with big signings and innovative angles, Revenge has now become on of televisions most profitable programs. The WrestleMania pay-per-view is anticipated to have one of the biggest buy rates in recent times. This week promises to be one of the most memorable, the WrestleMania main event will put Scott Steiner vs. The Rock vs. The Undertaker for the PWA Title!"

 

(suddenly MC becomes distracted as the screeching of car tires are heard, then MC dives to one side as a long black stretch limousine drives straight towards MC. By diving away MC saved his own life, the chauffeur of the limousine gets out)

MC - "Hey pal, with drivers like you, it's no wonder people get killed on the road every day, why did you drive like that?"

Chauffeur - "Because my boss told me to"

MC - "Well you tell your boss that I want to talk to him"

Chauffeur - "Okay, fine"

(the chauffeur goes to the rear door of the Limousine, the one thing that MC didn't realize about the limousine which is made clear when the camera zooms into the limo's license plate... it reads "Supa Freak 69", The chauffeur and 'Genetic Freak' Scott Steiner steps out!)

 

"Big Poppa Pump" Scott Steiner - (smiling) "Hey Michael, how's things?"

MC - "Umm... ahh... everything's cool... yeah"

STEINER - "Good, good, so Michael I'm going to give you the opportunity of an exclusive interview with the hottest damn wrestler there is today, now when I say an interview its our normal arrangement, you hold the mic and I talk, understand?

MC  - "Yeah, go ahead..."

STEINER - "Now first of all, I've been hearing these things that some big shot wannabe has been mouthing of that Scott Steiner should tone his attitude down and have some respect for the PWA 'superstars' that are already on the roster. I've been told that this guy calls himself The Great One well that about says it all. Now Rocky if I recall, didn't I just tell you and The Undertake to pack your bags and leave town?... Yes I did!!! You guys consider yourselves 'superstars', you think that you are famous, you think that people recognize you when you go shopping but that is nothing compared to the status of Scott Steiner. 'The Genetic Freak' is not just a 'superstar', he is an icon to millions, a role model to many, he is considered the best there has ever been by all. Rock, you need to realize that Big Poppa Pump isn't one of these assholes that you fight week-in-week-out, he is the best that this business has to offer and I will prove that first hand to you. And Rock, when I step into the ring with you, you will not be the same when I get out... no... whenever I step into the ring with you, I will walk out with your blood covering my hands as you will lay in an even more pathetic heap than you already are. No one has ever been able to prove me wrong before, and they will not be able to do it now. The PWA will come under my control whether you or anyone likes it or not. I don't want to be anyone's savior, that's the point I was trying to make but the brain cells in your head mustn't have been able to comprehend that, yes... all two of them. I am here for one person only, and your looking at him,  I don't give a damn about you Rock- before I came here, you were simply a big fish in a small pond, a bigger fish has come along now and I have claimed this federation mine. Now Rock, and Taker, I haven't asked for your blessing or anything like that, I'm not like that.. if you have a problem with the brutalization of this federation, then you have two choices... (Steiner holds up two fingers) ...number one... (one finger remains standing) ...either you come to me like a man and we settles our differences, or number two... (Steiner holds up two fingers) ...you get the hell out of here before I beat your ass all over this arena just like I said I would. You need understand Rocky, and Taker that your opinions mean absolutely nothing to me, I don't care what you think, I don't care what you say because I am that much better than you and I have all the technical ability that I need to back that all up. The millions of my freaks could tell you that, I don't need to and if you want any more proof - wait until WrestleMania, when Freak Zilla kicks your bitch asses all over the ring. BOOM SHAKA LAKA! Rock, your time has past and Big Poppa Pump is here to claim this federation his property. You keep annoying me the way you are, you better consider getting the hell out of here before I beat you out... anyway... Michael you don't mind if we go for a little drive do we?

MC - "Well... ahh... I was cutting a preview for WrestleMania!..."

STEINER - "That can wait... jump in..."

(Scott grabs MC by the shoulders and hurls him into the back of the limousine, the cameraman jumps in as well, inside the limousine Scott sits across from the camera sipping on a glass of champagne, MC sits beside the camera man, the limousine moves away...)

STEINER - "Want a drink Michael?"

MC - (excited) "Sure, I'll have some of that..."

(Steiner chucks MC a bottle of mineral water)

STEINER - "Enjoy that... now... don't you think I should go back to what I was saying?"

MC - (disappointed) "Yeah.."

STEINER - "So I'm sure you saw Revenge last week? I kicked RVD's ass then that son of a bitch Undertaker fuckin hits me with a steel chair. And now innocent souls must suffer for this tragedy and the choice of who the first victim will be, and that will be. yes you, Dead Man! I've been told that this nobody considers himself the 'Big Evil'? Well I'll say this to The Undertaker not even the devil himself could stop the 'Genetic Freak' from doing exactly what he wants so what makes you think that you could. You are nothing, you are a nobody, you will never been anything of note. The weapons I have at my disposal are endless, the ability, the talent, the technical superiority, the brawling supremacy and the sheer brutality that I am more than willing to unleash upon all the unfortunate bitches that stand in my way. That's damn right, the days where the entertainer and clown have gone, none of that will wash with me. Anyone that gets in my road will be destroyed in one foul swoop and that will be it. It is as simple as that, 'Big Poppa Pump' is here and I am starting my resurrection at WrestleMania with The Undertaker and The Rock. You two bitches better get ready for the beating of your lives because I am coming after you... and don't think for one second that I am joking... there isn't a man on God's green earth that has ever been able to hang with me, I am in a league too high for the PWA, time has come for me to take over. That's right, I am here for PWA GOLD Yes you've heard right, Scott Steiner is here to get to the top of this sport to get to the very top, I don't care what it takes to get there... The sight of me is one that scares any man but the force of me can kill any. I am the 'Genetic Freak', no matter what situation I am put in, I can always find a way out of it and hit back - always. I just want to thank the PWA officials for giving me this opportunity, the can see a business opportunity a mile away. You see I don't like The Rock or The Undertaker, I despise them and when a PWA official comes to you and offers you a chance to beat the crap out of someone you hate - you don't reject that offer. Now that's the end of this interview, Michael, see you later..."

MC- (puzzled) "See you later?"

STEINER - "That's right"

(the limousine is still moving... Scott opens the doors of the limousine and throws MC out of the vehicle!! MC tumbles over a few times in the road and the cameraman soon follows... MC gets back to his feet and dusts himself down... the camera zooms back in on the limousine window... Steiner is looking out...)

STEINER - "Bye Michael, see you at WrestleMania!"

[the screen fades to black and Steiner's video comes on...]

 

scene # 2

(scene starts at  the Arco Arena in Sacramento, California where in a few short hours PWA Road To WrestleMania will take place. With WrestleMania lurking around the corner atmosphere is electric, the arena is sold out and the camera cuts from one section of the crowd to the next, fans hold up different cards ranging from the humorous, "I Am A Scott Steiner Wannabe" to the serious, "I Am Going To Be Silenced", JR and King are talking about the past events in the PWA..)

JR - "I mean, Scott Steiner is a grade "A" athlete, but how is he going to defeat The Dead Man and The Great One all in the same night? Not to mention Chris Jericho will be the special guest referee."

KING - "Scott Steiner is a genius, he will have some plan that will guarantee that he leaves WrestleMania with a victory and the PWA Championship!"

JR - "Also we have some rivalries really starting to heat up, I believe WrestleMania could be a turning point for the PWA."

KING - "I actually agree for once JR. The turning point of the PWA will be when our new PWA Champ is crowned at WrestleMania, one thing I don't understand though is the hatred show for Scott Steiner and the nWO..."

(All of the sudden nWo's theme hits the speakers; and strobe lighting comes on and the crowd immediately rise to their feet chanting "ASSHOLE" and some chant, "Stein-er. Stein-er."  "Big Poppa Pump  Scott Steiner appears at the top of the ramp wearing an OverDrive T-shirt and a pair of black Sean John Jeans. Steiner is focused as ever. And of course right by his side are The Outsiders He grabs a hold of Midajah's hand and walks down the ramp with the crowds chanting getting louder and louder. He steps up unto the front of the ring and helps Midajah into the ring then he steps into the ring, he snatches the microphone from the announcer)

KING - "Oh, I think Steiner is in one of his bad moods again and who can blame him"

(meanwhile in the ring, Scott Hall grabs a mic and speaks up)

'Da Bad Guy' Scott Hall - "Ay yo chicos! I get backstage here and find out there is no beer in my fridge? What the hell is with that Chico?"

'Big Sexy' Kevin Nash - "You know what Scott dont worry about the beer we have other business to take care of. Tell em what time it is Chico.

'Da Bad Guy' Scott Hall - "It sure as hell ain't survey time Big Kev. Epsecially not here in Sacramento! (crowd boos) Yeah, yeah boo it up bitches! Now it's time for Freak Zilla to speak you all better shut the hell up essas!

"BIG POPPA PUMP" Scott Steiner- "Now Rock, I give you credit where its deserved you do a mighty fine impersonation of your hero - Freak Zilla, and who can blame you? You follow my actions, you learn my catchphrases - its good to know that you are one of my freaks. However that stuff you made up about that I....sucked."

KING - "He does not suck!"

STEINER - "Well if you want to talk about yourself go ahead because no one cares about your bitch ass. Rock, I thought I taught you a little more professionalism than what you showed earlier. I though I taught you that you have to stop acting like a bitch and grow up a little. Coming on national TV and blasting me is something that you don't do. Jeff, I told you, the only way that you will ever face me is if you prove that you are good enough, Coming on TV like some rookie and blasting me, is no way to prove yourself. Then you ask the crowd what they think of me and my FREAKS give you a huge pop yet some assholes booed me. Well Rock as you know - besides my FREAKS I don't give a damn whether these idiots live or die, it makes no difference to me! Sure you have achieved many great things in this federation, but you are nothing now that I am here. I made you and you have no answer to that. Then you claim you can defeat me and Undertaker at WrestleMania because it's your destiny. Grow up Rock, act like a man for God's sake. You are a washed up Scott Steiner wannabe..... oops .....flashback....... you are literally washed up aren't you? You know, I know, the people at home know the benefits of being in the nWo, that there is always a limo waiting, fine ladies, just look at Midajah, and the boys always have your back - except you are too stupid to remember that. Rock, you heard me right the first time, YOU ARE NOT WORTHY TO BE IN THE SAME RING AS ME! You got that? Do....... you.......... understand?

KING - "We all know that Rock is a little slow in the thinking department"

STEINER - "Don't you ever question how good I am because I have proven, time and time again, how damn good I am. If you want the proof here it is..."

(on the big screen we can see footage of Steiner destroying past opponents)

STEINER - "Here is all the proof you need, you'll see I'll be walking around with the PWA Title on my waist after WrestleMania, all you have your hands on is cheap plastic replica. I am not scared of some bitch ass punk like you, I am scared of no one - NO ONE!!! The thing is, in beating your ass I gain nothing, nothing at all. You are no challenge to a man like me. You tell nothing but lies and slurs, you are the one that will be silenced. Especially after the video I am about to show. Oh yeah, Rock will recognize this video very well, it will prove that Rock likes to get a little more than messages..."

JR - "What the hell is he chatting about?"

(the Titan-Tron comes into life, a security video comes on, it shows a man who looks like The Rock coming into his dressing room after doing a promo.)

JR - "What is this?"

(the tape keeps going, then the man that looks like Jeff Hardy starts to change out his clothes and walks into the restroom.  The Rock comes out in a dress and a wig! We then hear a knock on the door. The Rock answers the door and it's The Undertaker! The camera man picks up this little part of a conversation before the feed is cut off.)

'Big Evil' The Undertaker - "Oh yeah bend over boy you look good in that dress!

'The Queer One' The Rock - "Oh yeah big boy! Put in my roody poo candy ass! I hope you dont smell what The Rock is cookin though. I didn't wipe kid!

KING - "Aah! The Rock isn't doing what I think he's doing is he?"

JR - "That can't be The Rock, can it?"

(the tape cuts out)

STEINER - "That was recorded earlier, now Rock if you like walking about wearing wigs and dresses, and getting anal sex from dead man then you do that because that is about all that you can do. Taker, Rock if you either of you two come around me with that faggot shit I will snap your fucking necks! BOOM SHAKA LAKA! Rock, Taker get ready cuz the ass whoopin is comin bitch! But remember one thing.... Big Poppa Pump is your hook-up...

 

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 (nWo's theme hits the PA systerm again and the lights dim, the nWo walks up the ramp taunting the fans, Steiner turns back and raises a clinched fists into the air and walks into the back)

Static

 

 

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This is my 2nd of 3 RPS for WrestleMania. The layout is credited to Matt Coppard information below. Good luck to Jamie and Shazza. Im out hope you enjoyed it.

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İLayout  Copyright Matthew Coppard '03

İRoleplay  Copyright Corey Rich '03