Stone Cold Having A Beer

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(Suddenly the Titan-Tron comes into life then they lights in the arena go out, no one quite knows what to make of what is happening, then... BOOM!! A series of fireworks goes off right beside the Titan-Tron and Stone Cold's usual Titan-Tron video comes on as 'Glass Shatters' by Disturbed starts to play and strobe lighting begins to shine. Suddenly the rattle snake appears at the entrance way, he wears a 'WHAT' T-Shirt, as he walks towards the ring, the crowd gives them a huge pop, Austin steps inside and walks over straight towards the announcer , Austin walks over to the announcer and intimidates him, they are eyeball to eyeball, the announcer gives Austin the microphone then backs off...)

(The Rattlesnake speaks up...)

'Austin 3:16' - "Now first of all, I've been hearing these things that some jackass has been mouthing of that ol' Stone Cold should tone his attitude down and have some respect for the WWF 'superstars'. I've been told that this guy calls himself The Rock! WHO? The Brahmabull! WHO? Duwayne Johnson! WHO? The Scorpion King! WHAT?, Well that about says it all. Now Rock if I recall, didn't you just get your ass beat just a week ago on this very show... yes you did!!! You consider yourself a 'superstar', WHAT? Do you think your special? WHAT? You think that you are famous, WHAT? You think that people recognize you when you go shopping but that is nothing compared to the status of Steve Austin. WHO? Stone Cold! WHO? The rattlesnake! WHO? The toughest SON OF A BITCH in the WCW! WHO? 3:16! WHO? Me, you goofy son of a bitch! 'The Rattlesnake' is not just a 'superstar', he is an icon to millions, a role model to many, he is considered the best there has ever been by all. WHAT? Rock do you consider yourself GREAT? WHAT? Of course you do! The Great ONE! WHAT? You think your special? WHAT! Your pathetic! WHAT? You think your funny with your fisher price nursery rhymes! WHAT? You suck!. And Rock, I don't think that if I stepped into the ring with you again that I'd be the same when I get out... no... whenever I step into the ring with you, I will walk out with your blood covering my hands as you will lay in an even more pathetic heap than you already are. WHAT? Your pathetic! You suck! WHAT? No one has ever been able to prove me wrong before, and they will not be able to do it now. The WWF/WCW will come under my control whether you or anyone likes it or not. WHAT? I will rule! WHAT?  I don't want to be anyone's savior, Rock, that's the point I was trying to make but the brain cells in your head mustn't have been able to understand that, yes... all two of them. I am here for one person only, and your looking at him,  I don't give a damn about you ROCK - WHAT? I said your pathetic! WHAT? I don't give a rat's ass if you die or not! WHAT? Before I came here, you were simply a big fish in a small pond, a bigger fish has come along now and I have claimed this federation mine. Now Rock, I haven't asked for your blessin or anything like that, I'm not like that.. if you have a problem with the destruction of this federation, then you have two choices... (Austin holds up two fingers) ...number one... (one finger remains standing) ...either you come to me like a man and we settle our differences, or number two... (Austin holds up two fingers) ...you get the hell out of here before I beat your ass all over this arena. You need understand, Rock that your opinion means absolutely nothing to me, I don't care what you think, I don't care what you say because I am that much better than you and I have all the ability that I need to back that all up. WHAT? I said I am a better wrestler than you, you little mealy mouthed bastard! The millions of my fans could tell you that, I don't need to and if you want any more proof - wait until RAW, when you gets caught up in the "PERFECT STORM" known as Hurricane Steve. WHAT? Hurricane Steve! That's right you dumb son of a bitch! Rock, your time has past and Austin 3:16 is here to claim this federation his property. You keep annoying me the way you are, you better consider getting the hell out of here before I beat you out... WHAT?!?

( Austin drops the mic and "Glass Shatters" hits again as he leaves the ring ]

10 minutes later in the backstage area...

Kurt Angle-  Steve, we should really get somethin to eat partner. Prepare for our match-up. Like we freakin need it! Come on, The Rock and John Cena?!? Puh-lease!

'Austin 3:16' - WHAT? Eat? WHAT? I want beer! WHAT? Beer! One beer, two beers, three beers, four beers, five beers. six beers....

[ Michael Cole is walking down the hall as Austin is counting his beers, MC spots him and goes over fo an interview.]

MC- Steve...

'Austin 3:16' - WHAT?

MC - "Well... ahh... I was cutting a preview for RAW!..."

'Austin 3:16' - "That can wait... come with me to my truck..."

(Steve grabs MC by the shoulders and drags him outside then hurls him into his truck, the cameraman jumps in as well, inside the truck Steve sits chugging his stevewieser, MC sits up front with Austin as the camerman is in the bed of the truck, the truck moves away...)

'Austin 3:16' - "Want a drink Cole?"

MC - (excited) "Sure, I'll have some of that..."

(Austin chucks MC a bottle of mineral water)

'Austin 3:16' - "Enjoy that... now... don't you think I should go back to what I was saying?"

MC - (disappointed) "Yeah.."

'Austin 3:16' - "I was sayin... before I was so rudely interrupted! WHAT?!? Bothered! WHAT?!? Stopped! WHAT?!? Before your pathetic ass walked in! I was saying I was going to kick The Rock's ass! WHAT?!? Stone Cold Stunner! 1, 2, 3! WHAT?!? It's over! WHAT?!? Finito! WHAT?!? Finished! WHAT?!? Done! The Rock ain't got shit on Stone Cold Steve Austin! Now see you later Michael

MC- (puzzled) "See you later?"

'Austin 3:16' - "That's right"

(the truck is still moving... Austin opens the door of the truck and throws MC out of the vehicle!! MC tumbles over a few times in the road and the cameraman soon follows... MC gets back to his feet and dusts himself down... the camera zooms back in on the limousine window... Austin is looking out...)

3:16 - "Bye ya sorry son of  a bitch, see you at RAW!"

[the screen fades to black and Austin's video comes on...]