B I G - B O O T Y - D A D D Y !

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(scene starts outside the very arena where Sunday Night Revenge will be held, Michael Cole is standing in front of the camera talking generally about the PWA for a afternoon preview show tonight's Revenge, the streets are pretty much deserted as MC speaks into the camera...)

MC - "The PWA has started to heat up in the last several weeks, with big signings and innovative angles, Revenge has now become on of televisions most profitable programs. The OverDrive pay-per-view is anticipated to have one of the biggest buy rates in recent times. This Revenge promises to be one of the most memorable, the double main event consits of 16 PWA superstars competing for a shot at PWA gold and who would argue with his claim that any of these 16 men can become Champion?"

 

(suddenly MC becomes distracted as the screeching of car tires are heard, then MC dives to one side as a long black stretch limousine drives straight towards MC. By diving away MC saved his own life, the chauffeur of the limousine gets out)

MC - "Hey pal, with drivers like you, it's no wonder people get killed on the road every day, why did you drive like that?"

Chauffeur - "Because my boss told me to"

MC - "Well you tell your boss that I want to talk to him"

Chauffeur - "Okay, fine"

(the chauffeur goes to the rear door of the Limousine, the one thing that MC didn't realize about the limousine which is made clear when the camera zooms into the limo's license plate... it reads "Supa Freak 69", The chauffeur and 'Genetic Freak' Scott Steiner steps out!)

 

"Big Poppa Pump" Scott Steiner - (smiling) "Hey Michael, how's things?"

MC - "Umm... ahh... everything's cool... yeah"

STEINER - "Good, good, so Michael I'm going to give you the opportunity of an exclusive interview with the hottest damn wrestler there is today, now when I say an interview its our normal arrangement, you hold the mic and I talk, understand?

MC  - "Yeah, go ahead..."

STEINER - "Now first of all, I've been hearing these things that some big shot wannabe has been mouthing of that Scott Steiner should tone his attitude down and have some respect for the PWA 'superstars' that are already on the roster. I've been told that this guy calls himself Version One Matt Hardy, well that about says it all. Now Matt if I recall, didn't I just tell you and your brother to pack your bags and leave town?... Yes I did!!! You guys consider yourselves 'superstars', you think that you are famous, you think that people recognize you when you go shopping but that is nothing compared to the status of Scott Steiner. 'The Genetic Freak' is not just a 'superstar', he is an icon to millions, a role model to many, he is considered the best there has ever been by all. Matt, you need to realize that Big Poppa Pump isn't one of these assholes that you fight week-in-week-out, he is the best that this business has to offer and I will prove that first hand to you. And Matt, I don't think that if I stepped into the ring with you that I'd be the same when I get out... no... whenever I step into the ring with you, I will walk out with your blood covering my hands as you will lay in an even more pathetic heap than you already are. No one has ever been able to prove me wrong before, and they will not be able to do it now. The PWA will come under my control whether you or anyone likes it or not. I don't want to be anyone's savior, that's the point I was trying to make but the brain cells in your head mustn't have been able to comprehend that, yes... all two of them. I am here for one person only, and your looking at him,  I don't give a damn about you Matt- before I came here, you were simply a big fish in a small pond, a bigger fish has come along now and I have claimed this federation mine. Now Matt, Jeff, and Austin, I haven't asked for your blessing or anything like that, I'm not like that.. if you have a problem with the brutalization of this federation, then you have two choices... (Steiner holds up two fingers) ...number one... (one finger remains standing) ...either you come to me like a man and we settles our differences, or number two... (Steiner holds up two fingers) ...you get the hell out of here before I beat your ass all over this arena just like I said I would. You need understand, Mr. Austin and The Hardys that your opinions mean absolutely nothing to me, I don't care what you think, I don't care what you say because I am that much better than you and I have all the technical ability that I need to back that all up. The millions of my freaks could tell you that, I don't need to and if you want any more proof - wait until Revenge, when Freak Zilla kicks 7 bitch asses alll over the ring. BOOM SHAKA LAKA! Austin, your time has past and Big Poppa Pump is here to claim this federation his property. You keep annoying me the way you are, you better consider getting the hell out of here before I beat you out... anyway... Michael you don't mind if we go for a little drive do we?

MC - "Well... ahh... I was cutting a preview for RAW!..."

STEINER - "That can wait... jump in..."

(Scott grabs MC by the shoulders and hurls him into the back of the limousine, the cameraman jumps in as well, inside the limousine Scott sits across from the camera sipping on a glass of champagne, MC sits beside the camera man, the limousine moves away...)

STEINER - "Want a drink Michael?"

MC - (excited) "Sure, I'll have some of that..."

(Steiner chucks MC a bottle of mineral water)

STEINER - "Enjoy that... now... don't you think I should go back to what I was saying?"

MC - (disappointed) "Yeah.."

STEINER - "So I'm sure you saw Revenge last week? My return match came to a draw because of a referee making a judgement call... a draw. And now innocent souls must suffer for this tragedy and the choice of who the first victim will be, and that will be Jeff Hardy... I've been told that this nobody considers himself the PWA's savoir? Well I'll say this to Mr. Hardy not even God himself could stop the 'Genetic Freak' from doing exactly what he wants so what makes you think that you could. You are nothing, you are a nobody, you will never been anything of note. The weapons I have at my disposal are endless, the ability, the talent, the technical superiority, the brawling supremacy and the sheer brutality that I am more than willing to unleash upon all the unfortunate bitches that stand in my way. That's damn right, the days where the entertainer and clown have gone, none of that will wash with me. Anyone that gets in my road will be destroyed in one foul swoop and that will be it. It is as simple as that, 'Big Poppa Pump' is here and I am starting my resurrection with the 8 man battle royal tonight. Jeff, Matt, and Austin get ready for the beating of your lives because I am coming after you... and don't think for one second that I am joking... there isn't a man on God's green earth that has ever been able to hang with me, I am in a league too high for the PWA, time has come for me to take over. That's right, I am here for PWA GOLD Yes you've heard right, Scott Steiner is here to get to the top of this sport to get to the very top, I don't care what it takes to get there... The sight of me is one that scares any man but the force of me can kill any. I am the 'Genetic Freak', no matter what situation I am put in, I can always find a way out of it and hit back - always. I just want to thank the PWA officials for giving me this opportunity, the can see a business opportunity a mile away. You see I don't like The Hardys or Austin, I despise them and when a PWA official comes to you and offers you a chance to beat the crap out of someone you hate - you don't reject that offer. Now that's the end of this interview, Michael, see you later..."

MC- (puzzled) "See you later?"

STEINER - "That's right"

(the limousine is still moving... Scott opens the doors of the limousine and throws MC out of the vehicle!! MC tumbles over a few times in the road and the cameraman soon follows... MC gets back to his feet and dusts himself down... the camera zooms back in on the limousine window... Steiner is looking out...)

STEINER - "Bye Michael, see you at Revenge!"

[the screen fades to black and Steiner's video comes on...]

 

scene # 2

(scene starts at  the Arco Arena in Sacramento, California where in a few short hours PWA Revenge will take place. With OverDrive lurking around the corner atmosphere is electric, the arena is sold out and the camera cuts from one section of the crowd to the next, fans hold up different cards ranging from the humorous, "I Am A Scott Steiner Wannabe" to the serious, "I Am Going To Be Silenced", JR and King are talking about the past events in the PWA..)

JR - "I mean, Scott Steiner is a grade "A" athlete, but how is he going to defeat the most dangerous man in the PWA - Steve Austin? Steve Austin is going to be one step closer to OverDrive in my estimations."

KING - "Scott Steiner is a genius, he will have some plan that will guarantee that he leaves Revenge with a victory and a spot at OverDrive! WHAT?!? I said a victory."

JR - "Also we have some rivalries really starting to heat up, I believe Revenge could be a turning point for the PWA."

KING - "I don't agree, and who asked you anyway? The turning point of the PWA will be when our new PWA Champ is crowned at OverDrive, one thing I don't understand though is Scott Steiner's  increasing popularity..."

(All of the sudden Steiner's theme hits the speakers; and strobe lighting comes on and the crowd immediately rise to their feet chanting "ASSHOLE" and some chant, "Stein-er. Stein-er."  "Big Poppa Pump  Scott Steiner appears at the top of the ramp wearing an OverDrive T-shirt and a pair of black Sean John Jeans. Steiner is focused as ever. He grabs a hold of Midajah's hand and walks down the ramp with the crowds chanting getting louder and louder. He steps up unto the front of the ring and helps Midajah into the ring then he steps into the ring, he snatches the microphone from the announcer)

KING - "Oh, I think Steiner is in one of his bad moods again and who can blame him"

(meanwhile in the ring, Steiner speaks up)

"BIG POPPA PUMP" Scott Steiner- "Now Jeff Hardy, I give you credit where its deserved you do a mighty fine impersonation of your hero - Freak Zilla, and who can blame you? You follow my actions, you learn my catchphrases - its good to know that you are one of my fans. However that stuff you made up about that I....sucked."

KING - "He does not suck!"

STEINER - "Well if you want to talk about yourself go ahead because no one cares about you. Jeff, I thought I taught you a little more professionalism than what you showed earlier. I though I taught you that you have to stop acting like a bitch and grow up a little. Coming on national TV and blasting me is something that you don't do. Jeff, I told you, the only way that you will ever face me is if you prove that you are good enough, Coming on TV like some rookie and blasting me, is no way to prove yourself. Then you ask the crowd what they think of me and my FREAKS give you a huge pop yet som assholes booed me. Well Jeff as you know - besides my FREAKS I don't give a damn whether these idiots live or die, it makes no difference to me! Sure you have achieved many great things in this federation, but you are nothing without me. I made you and you have no answer to that. Then you claim you can defeat me and 6 others to get to OverDrive. Grow up Jeff, act like a man for God's sake. You are a washed up Scott Steiner wannabe..... oops .....flashback....... you are literally washed up aren't you? You know, I know, the people at home know the benefits of being Freak Zilla, that there is always a limo waiting, fine ladies, just look at Midajah, and the boys always have your back - except you are too stupid to remember that. Jeff, you heard me right the first time, YOU ARE NOT WORTHY TO FACE ME! You got that? Do....... you.......... understand?

KING - "We all know that Jeff is a little slow in the thinking department"

STEINER - "Don't you ever question how good I am because I have proven, time and time again, how damn good I am. If you want the proof here it is..."

(on the big screen we can see footage of Steiner destroying past opponents)

STEINER - "Here is all the proof you need, you'll see I'll be walking around with the PWA Title on my waist after OverDrive, all you have your hands on is cheap plastic replica. I am not scared of some bitch ass punk like you, I am scared of no one - NO ONE!!! The thing is, in beating your ass I gain nothing, nothing at all. You are no challenge to a man like me. You tell nothing but lies and slurs, you are the one that will be silenced. Especially after the video I am about to show. Oh yeah, Jeff will recognize this video very well, it will prove that Jeff Hardy likes going about in face paint and a lot more..."

JR - "What the hell is he chatting about?"

(the Titan-Tron comes into life, a security video comes on, it shows a man who looks like Jeff Hardy coming into his dressing room after doing a promo.)

JR - "What is this?"

(the tape keeps going, then the man that looks like Jeff Hardy starts to change his clothes out of  Steiner's merchandise and puts on a dress and a woman's wig!)

KING - "Aah! Jeff isn't doing what I think he's doing is he?"

JR - "That can't be Jeff, can it?"

(the tape cuts out)

STEINER - "That was recorded earlier, now Jeff if you like walking about wearing wigs, you do that because that is about all that you can do. Now if you really want a shot at me, as I said, prove your worth it, so far you have done nothing. If you want to take on the hottest... damn wrestler there is today... you are going to have to show just how good you are. Your bitching and whining will not help you there, but don't be mistaken if I decide you are worthy of a shot at me, I will hurt you so bad that you will never come crawling around me again. But Jeff, Matt, Austin and the rest of you remember one thing.... Big Poppa Pump is your hook-up...

 

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 (Steiner's theme hits the PA systerm again and the lights dim, Steiner walks up the ramp taunting the fans, he turns back and raises a clinched fists into the air and walks into the back)

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This is my 2nd of 2 RPS for REVENGE. The new layout is credited to Matt Coppard information below. Good luck to all of my opponents and everyone else in the 2nd Rumble! I'll see one of you at OverDrive!

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İLayout  Copyright Matthew Coppard '03

İRoleplay  Copyright Corey Rich '03