.:| Foreword |:. The Big Bad Booty Daddy is back and he’s making the PWA his bitch. Scott Steiner is one of 16 men who have a chance to fight for the PWA Championship at Over Drive. Who will come out on top in the two royal rumbles? Tune in to find out live Sunday night at Revenge! 

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A huge black stretch limo is seen pulling up to what appears to a circus. Everyone around is staring at the limo anxiously awaiting to see who steps out of the vehicle. First 'The Number One Freak' Midajah get out of the limo and then the door shuts. A few seconds later 'The Natch' Ric Flair steps out of the limo followed by 'Freak Zilla' Scott Steiner! Now that we have the answered the question of 'who is in the limo?' We must now answer the question 'What the hell are they doing at the circus?!?'

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Freak Zilla | Scott Steiner - Ric! You said this was a business trip! What the hell are we doing at the circus?!?

The Natch | Ric Flair - Relax champ! It's the circus! Wooooo! Would I steer you wrong? Come on now champ have some faith in me jack! Woooo!

Freak Zilla | Scott Steiner - This better be worth my time Flair! I could be getting laid right now...

The Natch | Ric Flair - Wooooooo! Champ we got all night long for that! Now do you want to make some money or not?

Freak Zilla | Scott Steiner - What the hell... yeah let's get this shit over with.

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Circus Guy - Come one! Come all! Come see our main attraction! The man with the largest arms in the world! Freak Zilla! Scott Steiner!

:.: The camera focuses in on Steiner who is placed in a cage and looks extremely irritated and pissed off :.:

Circus Guy - Five dollars! To touch the largest arms in the world!

Freak Zilla | Scott Steiner - Whoa, whoa whoa! No one said anything about touching! No one is touching the largest arms in the world! No one bitch! Do you hear me?!?

:.: Steiner bends the bars away from each other and steps out of the cage and begins to beat the living hell out of the circus guy :.:

Freak Zilla | Scott Steiner - (speaking to the camera man) Did you get that bitch?!? (he nods) Good get in my fuckin limo right now! Or your next!

:.: Steiner, Flair, and the camera man all get into the limo and drive off :.:

Freak Zilla | Scott Steiner - Now you listen here bitch boy, Freak Zilla has alot to say so shut your god damn mouth and keep the camera rolling and maybe we will let you go. First thing is first. I must apologize to all my freaks for getting screwed out of a win on Revenge. That fuckin asshole Sid Vicious grabbed the chair first, it should have been an automatic DQ on his bitch ass! But no... the ref calls it a double DQ and in the process screws over Freak Zilla! No one screws Freak Zilla! NO ONE! Well except for some of my freaks and Vince McMahon's daughter! That's not my point, back to my story! I was SCREWED out of a win on Revenge and it WILL NOT happen again! Do you people hear me?!? WILL NOT HAPPEN AGAIN! Come this Sunday I will destroy all seven of those other bitches and make them BOW DOWN AND KISS MY ASS! Every single fucking one of them. From the Olympic asshole to the pathetic Jeff Hardy! None of you have the ability, the moves, or the looks to defeat Freak Zilla! I am a well oiled machine...an unstoppable monster! I cannot be stopped or denied! I told all of my FREAKS Sid would not walk out of the arena last night. As I promised our match ended with him layed out on his back! Yeah I was right next to him but I delivered the promise! This week I guarantee all of my freaks that I will win my 8 man royal rumble and go onto Over Drive! I guarantee it! Aint no one got shit on SCOTT STEINER!

The intensity is growing in my body, I can feel the inevitable victory already. First of all I'd just like to address the national embarrassment of The United States - Kurt Angle...What has unsettled you? What is it that I have said that has made you so angry? All I did was to speak the truth but then again it is the truth that you do not want to hear and you still refuse to accept it. Listen to me Kurt, and I mean listen. I never... never... came on television and told the world that I was afraid of you, do you know why I never did that Kurt? Because I am NOT AFRAID OF YOU! You walk around the back drinking milk, polishing your medals, and being followed by your little bitches. Who both by the way will never amount to anything! Face it Kurt, the fans have already turned against you, even if neither you or them wish to admit it. As I speak, at this very second, they cling on to my every word. If you want to stick your head in the sand, you do that, but that will be your fatal mistake! And another thing Kurt you were not a very good Champion. You have had NO competition... I don't expect you to come out here and say that you didn't deserve to win because fools like you Kurt rarely do, but you and I both know that deep down you know that you were never able to win that title by yourself and Sunday night at Revenge, I will prove that. These aren't mind games I'm playing with you, Kurt, it is your destiny that I am foretelling. Sunday night I will make you beg for mercy, Sunday night I will let you bleed time and time again because I will love every second of seeing you inches from me taking your life away from you. Prepare for hell because I will serve it to each and every one of you.

(STEINER laughs hysterically.)

STEINER - "And then you bring up the amateur backgrounds... Yes, Kurt was once a great wrestler, he was up there with the best - but now that your in the PWA, the big time, your just another fish in the sea. You see, I don't believe Angle even knows what he is doing any more - he has become so intoxicated with he obsession with glory and trying to prove himself to the rest of that pathetic faction he walks around with, that he has become deluded and illusionary. How can Kurt possibly believe that he can win Sunday night when the inevitable will happen, Kurt will come to the ring expecting me to back away intimidated by all the insignificant ramblings but when its comes to it he will be decimated by the pure, unadulterated brutality that is Freak Zila! You see Kurt, you say you know my weaknesses, you say know everything that there is to know about me - BUT THAT WILL BE YOUR FATAL MISTAKE!! Believe me, bitch, YOU KNOW ABSOLUTELY NOTHING ABOUT ME!! Before all this, I still had some compassion for you, I still respected you... but no more... you have passed the point of no return and your destiny of falling into the depths of pain and humiliation has been sealed. Sunday night, I will prove to you that everything that I have said about you not being ready for the big time was accurate and correct. You talk about being the future of wrestling, maybe you are right but as far the past and present this business, of thePWA goes... you are looking at it! Prepare for the worst Kurt, because that will only be a pale shade of what will really happen to you Sunday night..."

(Steiner pauses and rubs his goatee.)

STEINER - "Then we have to 5 time 'dubba ya see dubba ya' champion Booker T. That about says it all wCw champion. That shit hole screwed me over so many damn times. But one thing Booker fails to mention is he never could beat FREAK ZILLA! He never could tame me, the ultimate thrilla! Boom shaka laka! Come Sunday night Booker no amount of jokes, no amount of spinaroonies, nothing can save you! Not your little ass buddy Golddust! NO ONE OR NOTHING WILL SAVE YOU!!! You will belong to the Big Bad Booty Daddy! You will belong to the FREAKS!!! That's right Booker your mine bitch! I will beat your ass up and down this arena the whole fuckin way to OverDrive! You cant contend the with the LARGEST ARMS IN THE WORLD!!! No one can! I am a genetic freak! You know Book, it's like the Natch says, to be the man you gotta, WOOOO BEAT THE MAN!!! WOOOO! And your lookin at the man! Me, Scott Steiner! You wll bow down and kiss my ass bitch!

The Natch - Champ what about Matt Hardy? Aren't you worried about Mattitude?

STEINER - "Matt Hardy is in this match? Get the fuck out of here? How the hell did he get in? He must be fuckin Steph too. What a slut. Matt listen close boy, you dont stand a chance against me! I will flat out destroy you! I can bench press ten times your weight. What makes you think I wont throw your bitch ass around like a rag doll? There is no way you will walk out of that ring Sunday night. I've seen pieces of shit bigger than you! Hell my dick is bigger than your whole body just ask Midajah. (Midajah gives us a big smile.) Face it Matt you don't measure up to me in any aspect. I'm better looking, stronger, smarter, a better wrestler, face it you suck! You wish you were me! Your girlfriend screams my name when she masterbates! You are nothing but a worthless piece of shit Matt! That's enough waisting my breathe one you.

STEINER - "While we are on the subject of Hardys Jeff would you like a hospital bed next to Matt's? Or should I just snap both of your necks on the spot? I mean this has to be a joke. How the fuck did both of you losers get into this match. Neither you or your brother has the skill to contend with me or any of the others in this match. You might as well not even show up, save yourself the broken bones. Save your family the pain of having to come to the hospital and see you on life support being fed through IV's. Is that what you really want? Does the PWA Championship mean that much to you? WELL IT DOES TO ME!!! I would die for this belt! I would go to all the possible limits, and cross the line! I would like fate right in it's face and spit at it! I FEAR NO ONE! Especially two Hardly Boys! What thinks I wouldnt kill the two of you in the snap of a finger? What would stop me? Not you, not Vince, not Lita. NO ONE CAN STOP FREAK ZILLA! NO ONE! Come Sunday night Big Poppa Pump will gain seven more bitches! Simple as that. End of this interview! BOOM SHAKA LAKA!

(Camera fades.)

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This is my 1st of 2 RPS for REVENGE. The new layout is credited to Matt Coppard information below. Good luck to all of my opponents and everyone else in the 2nd Rumble! I'll see one of you at OverDrive!

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