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[-Forward-]
Thursday
night on SMACKDOWN! The Living Legend teams with Kirk Angel and
Trish Stratus to meet The Hardly Boyz and Lita! Who will come
out on top?
[-End
Forward-]
(the
scene starts at a sold out WWE house show, Jim Ross is standing
in the center of the ring with a microphone at hand, the crowd
is in good voice as they chant, 'J.. R..' and hold up signs
about their favorite or most hated WWF superstars, some of them
read - 'I Want Puppies', another reads, 'Angle Got Screwed' and
another, 'R V D!'. JR raises his hand and the crowd silences
down...)
JR
- "Thank you... The WWE is a huge organization and we have
yet another sold out house show coming from a WWE arena!"
(the
crowd gets a huge pop from JR's opening sentence)
JR
- "The WWE is at the forefront of innovation and creativity
in the business, so it's my pleasure to introduce to you the man
who very well may be the next WWE Undisputed Champion... please
welcome Chris Jericho!"
(Suddenly
the Titan-Tron comes into life and Jericho's' usual
Titan-Tron video comes on the screen, then numbers countdown
from 6.. 5.. 4.. 3.. 2.. 1.. then they lights in the arena go
out, no one quite knows what to make of what is happening,
then... BOOM!! A series of red and silver fireworks goes off
right beside the Titan-Tron and The Living Legends's
usual Titan-Tron video continues on as 'Break Down The Walls'
starts to play and strobe lighting begins to shine. Suddenly Y2J
appears at the entrance way with a replica WWE Undisputed
Championship belt, as he wears a 'KOTR' T-Shirt the crowd give
him a welcome of pure hatred, Y2J steps inside and walks over
straight towards JR, Y2J walks over to JR and intimidates
him, they are eyeball to eyeball, JR backs off...)
JR
- "Look Chris, I have no idea why you have decided
to ask me to have you come out here now and act like an asshole
after you kissed the fan's asses before your match with Buff...
but there is no reasonable explanation of why you had to do
that"
The
Living Legend
- (laughs) "You seem to be forgetting one thing JR, I am
not here to account to pathetic old ass clowns like you JR, The
Living Legend does not have to account to anyone except for
one man - ME! If you want to bitch and moan you get out of this
ring right now. But why do that when you are in the presence of
the 1ST WWE UNDISPUTED CHAMPION!! That's right at King Of The
Ring, "The Living Legend" Chris Jericho will
defeat your boy, Steve Austin! On top of that I have Buff
Bagwell trying to screw The Living Legend out of winning
the biggest title in this business."
(he
holds his replica Championship high above his head, as the crowd
chant, 'Asshole, Asshole')
The
Living Legend
- "You see Jimmy, during my match Thursday night that I
will show all of my JERICHOLICS and all my doubters why I WILL
BE the WWE UNDISPUTED CHAMPION... I will put the Hardlyz where
they belong! You know where they belong is in with the trash...
and by the way I do not mean you people!
(the
crowd chants, 'Asshole, Asshole', Y2J can't speak as the
crowd's chanting is too loud, finally the chanting dies down)
The
Living Legend
- "Tomorrow night The Living Legend will make two examples
of The Hardy Boyz Jimmy! I was supposed to be off this week!
Then I get Kirk Angel at my locker room saying he needs a
partner! I mean come on obviously I am the best choice but why
bother me? I now must take out my anger on those two Hardy ass
clowns! One way or another I will destroy both Hardy Boyz
tomorrow night!
(Y2J
walks over to JR, they stand eyeball to eyeball...)
The
Living Legend
- "I know what you think of me, JR. You think that I don't
deserve the title..."
JR
- "Well I wouldn't sa..."
The
Living Legend
- "SHUT THE HELL UP JUNIOR! Don't you ever interrupt the
'The Living Legend'!
(Y2J
grabs JR by the neck)
The
Living Legend
- "You need to understand something JERKY, I have
not finished with the WWE yet, I will do what I said what I
would do - win my title, fair and square but I have not finished
with Austin yet. As long as there are men like him wanting to
destroy my destiny then the fight continues, the quest is not
over. I will have taken what is most precious to the heart of
every ass clown in the WWE - GOLD! Not only will I win the
title, not only will I achieve a small part of revenge but I
will also hurt Austin badly. Austin came out and attacked me or
had me attacked week after week. Junior, your petty threats do
not concern me, you have said all this before and nothing has
come of it. However when I came out and said I would take you
out - you don't respond. What's wrong Stevie? Cat got your
tounge? At KOTR, you will feel the wrath of the walls as I make
you tap out in the center of the ring. You don't come close to
concerning me Mr. Rattlsnake. Are you starting to understand me
now, Jimmy? Can you see that this is only the beginning for the
hottest... (crowd chants, 'Damn Wrestler There Is Today) ...the
WWE has seen nothing yet. A new era has started, the era of a
modern day living legend is now, Chris Jericho is the
next champion and as if anyone ever thought otherwise. Austin
you think you can get away with his crime but I will prove at
KOTR that no one can get the better of me..."
(Y2J
releases JR, JR falls to the floor of the ring holding his
throat)
THE
LIVING LEGEND - "There is not one ass jockey on this planet
that can come close to dealing with the ability, the
intelligence, the intensity that I posses. I am now the next WWE
UNDISPUTED Champion, that's right for the 1st time. I have been
screwed out of my title twice but each time I have come back
more dangerous and better equipped and I have taken back what is
mine. I am the king of the hill, the top dawg and don't anyone
forget it."
(Y2J
gazes at the replica Belt)
Y2J
- "It's will finally be mine and it will take a miracle for
someone to take it away from me. Normality has been restored, The
Living Legend is here and The WWE is in disarray, and you
ass clowns can not argue with a word that I have said. But
Austin, The Hardyz, Lita, Kirk Angel, Buffy and the rest -
remember one thing...
I
AM NOT A HAS BEEN!!!
(the
strobe lighting and 'In the End' by Linkin Park comes back on as
Steiner drops the microphone and gets out of the ring,
Medical staff comes rushing from the back to assist JR, Steiner
walks up the ramp as he walks up it he stops and taunt some of
the fans and as he gets to the entrance/exit he turns round to
face the crowd once again and raises the WWF World Heavyweight
Championship in the air, he turns around and disappears into the
back...)
(the
scene fades to black)
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