Chris Jericho

Roleplay Number: 9
Roleplay Title: The Living Legend helps the Olympic Milk Man
People Used: Read and find out
Win-Draw-Loss 2-1-1
Next Match: The Living Legend + Kurt Angle + Trish Stratus vs. The Hardy Boyz + Lita
Accomplishments: #1 Contender for the Undisputed Championship!

 

[-Forward-]

Thursday night on SMACKDOWN! The Living Legend teams with Kirk Angel and Trish Stratus to meet The Hardly Boyz and Lita! Who will come out on top?

[-End Forward-]

(the scene starts at a sold out WWE house show, Jim Ross is standing in the center of the ring with a microphone at hand, the crowd is in good voice as they chant, 'J.. R..' and hold up signs about their favorite or most hated WWF superstars, some of them read - 'I Want Puppies', another reads, 'Angle Got Screwed' and another, 'R V D!'. JR raises his hand and the crowd silences down...)

JR - "Thank you... The WWE is a huge organization and we have yet another sold out house show coming from a WWE arena!"

(the crowd gets a huge pop from JR's opening sentence)

JR - "The WWE is at the forefront of innovation and creativity in the business, so it's my pleasure to introduce to you the man who very well may be the next WWE Undisputed Champion... please welcome Chris Jericho!"

(Suddenly the Titan-Tron comes into life and Jericho's' usual Titan-Tron video comes on the screen, then numbers countdown from 6.. 5.. 4.. 3.. 2.. 1.. then they lights in the arena go out, no one quite knows what to make of what is happening, then... BOOM!! A series of red and silver fireworks goes off right beside the Titan-Tron and The Living Legends's usual Titan-Tron video continues on as 'Break Down The Walls' starts to play and strobe lighting begins to shine. Suddenly Y2J appears at the entrance way with a replica WWE Undisputed Championship belt, as he wears a 'KOTR' T-Shirt the crowd give him a welcome of pure hatred, Y2J steps inside and walks over straight towards JR, Y2J walks over to JR and intimidates him, they are eyeball to eyeball, JR backs off...)

JR - "Look Chris, I have no idea why you have decided to ask me to have you come out here now and act like an asshole after you kissed the fan's asses before your match with Buff... but there is no reasonable explanation of why you had to do that"

The Living Legend - (laughs) "You seem to be forgetting one thing JR, I am not here to account to pathetic old ass clowns like you JR, The Living Legend does not have to account to anyone except for one man - ME! If you want to bitch and moan you get out of this ring right now. But why do that when you are in the presence of the 1ST WWE UNDISPUTED CHAMPION!! That's right at King Of The Ring, "The Living Legend" Chris Jericho will defeat your boy, Steve Austin! On top of that I have Buff Bagwell trying to screw The Living Legend out of winning the biggest title in this business."

(he holds his replica Championship high above his head, as the crowd chant, 'Asshole, Asshole')

The Living Legend - "You see Jimmy, during my match Thursday night that I will show all of my JERICHOLICS and all my doubters why I WILL BE the WWE UNDISPUTED CHAMPION... I will put the Hardlyz where they belong! You know where they belong is in with the trash... and by the way I do not mean you people!

(the crowd chants, 'Asshole, Asshole', Y2J can't speak as the crowd's chanting is too loud, finally the chanting dies down)

The Living Legend - "Tomorrow night The Living Legend will make two examples of The Hardy Boyz Jimmy! I was supposed to be off this week! Then I get Kirk Angel at my locker room saying he needs a partner! I mean come on obviously I am the best choice but why bother me? I now must take out my anger on those two Hardy ass clowns! One way or another I will destroy both Hardy Boyz tomorrow night!

(Y2J walks over to JR, they stand eyeball to eyeball...)

The Living Legend - "I know what you think of me, JR. You think that I don't deserve the title..."

JR - "Well I wouldn't sa..."

The Living Legend - "SHUT THE HELL UP JUNIOR! Don't you ever interrupt the 'The Living Legend'!

(Y2J grabs JR by the neck)

The Living Legend - "You need to understand something JERKY, I have not finished with the WWE yet, I will do what I said what I would do - win my title, fair and square but I have not finished with Austin yet. As long as there are men like him wanting to destroy my destiny then the fight continues, the quest is not over. I will have taken what is most precious to the heart of every ass clown in the WWE - GOLD! Not only will I win the title, not only will I achieve a small part of revenge but I will also hurt Austin badly. Austin came out and attacked me or had me attacked week after week. Junior, your petty threats do not concern me, you have said all this before and nothing has come of it. However when I came out and said I would take you out - you don't respond. What's wrong Stevie? Cat got your tounge? At KOTR, you will feel the wrath of the walls as I make you tap out in the center of the ring. You don't come close to concerning me Mr. Rattlsnake. Are you starting to understand me now, Jimmy? Can you see that this is only the beginning for the hottest... (crowd chants, 'Damn Wrestler There Is Today) ...the WWE has seen nothing yet. A new era has started, the era of a modern day living legend is now, Chris Jericho is the next champion and as if anyone ever thought otherwise. Austin you think you can get away with his crime but I will prove at KOTR that no one can get the better of me..."

(Y2J releases JR, JR falls to the floor of the ring holding his throat)

THE LIVING LEGEND - "There is not one ass jockey on this planet that can come close to dealing with the ability, the intelligence, the intensity that I posses. I am now the next WWE UNDISPUTED Champion, that's right for the 1st time. I have been screwed out of my title twice but each time I have come back more dangerous and better equipped and I have taken back what is mine. I am the king of the hill, the top dawg and don't anyone forget it."

(Y2J gazes at the replica Belt)

Y2J - "It's will finally be mine and it will take a miracle for someone to take it away from me. Normality has been restored, The Living Legend is here and The WWE is in disarray, and you ass clowns can not argue with a word that I have said. But Austin, The Hardyz, Lita, Kirk Angel, Buffy and the rest - remember one thing...

I AM NOT A HAS BEEN!!!

(the strobe lighting and 'In the End' by Linkin Park comes back on as Steiner drops the microphone and gets out of the ring, Medical staff comes rushing from the back to assist JR, Steiner walks up the ramp as he walks up it he stops and taunt some of the fans and as he gets to the entrance/exit he turns round to face the crowd once again and raises the WWF World Heavyweight Championship in the air, he turns around and disappears into the back...)

(the scene fades to black)