[-Forward-]

Thursday night on SMACKDOWN! The Living Legend defeated The Rock and we finally know what a brahma bull rope is!! Thank god! But now The Living Legend must lower himself and face two jobbers on RAW! Booker Flea and Buff Bagwell! I just have one question for Vince and Regal are you two ass clowns actually serious JUNIOR?!?

[-End Forward-]

(scene starts outside Jericho's mansion, it is early morning, the sun has only shown itself, Jericho finds his mansion in one of the richest part of not only Canada but also the world, his success in the sport of wrestling has made him one of the richest men in the business, life is good for him. He has money to burn and a woman that loves him to go home to. In his time there, the WWE has established itself as one of America's most profitable businesses and with it brings huge benefits to it's employees. Jericho has long been one of the most hated men in the sport so how has he made it to being one of the richest, most respected men in America. It is a question many people ask and few know the answer to. However Jericho's in-ring alter ego is a far cry from his true personality...)

(the camera cuts inside Jericho's mansion, right into his bedroom, the early morning sunshine shines through the curtains, Jericho lays in bed with the woman of his life cuddling him, suddenly the alarm clock goes off...)

[-The Living Legend-] - "Time to go to work, I got to be in Nashville for today, babe"

Nicole - "What time is it?"

[-The Living Legend-] - "It's 6.30, you got back to sleep"

Nicole - "Come on, stay a while longer, please"

(Jericho gets out of bed, and puts on some pants, they continue to talk as Jericho gets dressed)

[-The Living Legend-] - "Babe, I can't, I was supposed to be in town for the WWE last night but you convinced me to stay to an extra night - you knew the deal babe, if I stayed an extra night I had to leave early tomorrow morning. I've got to retain my title and I am not going to blow this match off. The WWE's been good to me so now its time to repay them. I'm in the best condition of my life."

Nicole - "Oh baby, you are in tip top condition, trust me, you proved it last night... but I might need to make an on the spot check"

[-The Living Legend-] - (laughs) "Not now baby, I have to get to the airport. Get some sleep, see you in a few days."

(Jericho walks out of the bedroom, and makes his way into the contemporary kitchen. As he walks in he grabs an orange. He takes a look at the front page of the paper then a car's horn sounds. Jericho gathers his bags with his belongings in them, and makes his way to the front door, he opens it and a chauffeur in his uniform meets him with a long, black, stretch limousine sat in the driveway)

Chauffeur - "To the airport, Sir?"

Jericho - "That's right, let's go, I have a date with destiny..."

Chauffeur - "Destiny, Sir?"

Jericho - "Oh yes, I can tell you have never had one Arthur, anyway let's go"

Arthur - "If you say so sir..."

(Jericho and Arthur walk off towards the limo as the screen fades to black...)

:.: Scene # 2 :.: DEPARTING FOR RAW

(the scene start outside the entrance for VIPs at Calgary International Airport, we can see that a large amount of cameramen and reporters are waiting for someone to arrive, they chat to each other like they are best of friends but like in any business - once the real business happens, friendship goes out of the window. A large group of the general public has also gathered as if they are expecting someone famous to arrive. The press talk happily as powerful, expensive automobiles drive by them. Occasionally some pull up at the entrance and some man or woman steps out in their expense clothing but they are not who the press is looking for. Each time a car pulls up the respective reporters huddle around they car but each time they are disappointed.)

(However this one time, one of the reporters looks through his binoculars at the incoming traffic and shouts to the rest, 'He's coming! He's here!". In reaction to hearing this the reporters clamber to get in the best position for when this car they have been waiting for pulls up. Suddenly a long, black, stretch limousine pulls up. The press are excited by this limo and flickers of light shine and the photographers take their pictures. The chauffeur of the limousine gets out and opens the rear door...)

(The Living Legend steps out of the limo! Reporters immediately go towards Jericho bombarding him with questions about RAW and Buff Bagwell and Booker T. However Jericho goes over to the fans that have assembled to catch a glimpse of the WWE superstar, he walks over and the fans scramble to get close to him as Jericho starts to sign autographs for the fans. As he is doing this the photographers continues to take their picture as the flashlights nearly blind the onlookers with the intense of the flashes of light, as Jericho continues to sign autographs he answers some of the reporters' question...)

Reporter #1 – "Mr. Jericho, Mr. Jericho – this is surely the biggest match of your life, are you feeling nervous or frightened going into this match."

  (Jericho is obviously outraged, but doesn't react in his usually manner, with the crowd's chants and the reporters shouting questions means that he can hardly be h eard)

  Y2J – "What the hell did you say JUNIOR? Did you just say that THE LIVING LEGEND is a chicken shit? That I could possibly be afraid of a vampire slayer or a guy that spins on his head? That is absolute bullshit jerky!

(Jericho stops signing autographs and looks the reporter who asked the question straight in the eye...)

Y2J - "Look me in the eye and tell me I'm scared. Look right in my eyes! I am a LIVING LEGEND damnit! I have no fear! I am afraid of no one! Certainly not Buff Bagwell or Booker Flea! I mean Booker goes around the WWE spinning on his head which must be the cause of his hearing disability! Oh yes Book I just said that sucka! You Americans make fun of how Canadians talk? You people don't even finish your words? Sucka? What the hell is a SUCKA? Isn't it candy? Huh can you tell me that Junior?

Reporter #2 - "Chris! Chris Chris!"

Y2J - "Hey man, no need to shout!"

(AJericho goes back to signing autographs and posing for photographers in the group of the fans, not the photographers for the media)

 Reporter #2 - "I just want to ask one question, how do you rate your chances at RAW?"

Y2J - "Did you actually listen to anything I said? Did you not hear me? Look I am going to tell it straight, come tomorrow night, The Living Legend will remain undefeated, I will do that. Mark my words! WHAT? You know and I know JUNIOR that there isn't a damn thing anyone can do about it. All this match has done has given me the opportunity to beat up BUFFY and BOOKER FLEA, and I will do that. I will open people's eyes so that they find out that THE LIVING LEGEND is an unstoppable force. Now all you reporters scribble all this down, every word. There isn't a man in this match up that even compare to the force that is Y2J. BUFFY and BOOKER FLEA will experience first hand what it is like to feel pain that you never thought you could feel. They will feel what revenge is, its time they pay the price for their betrayal against me - and by God how they will pay for it. I will conquer - make no mistake about that! They will feel the wrath of the walls!"

(an airport announcement suddenly is announced - "Could all passengers for the first class only flight  please make their way to check-in, repeat, could all passengers for the first class only flight please make their way to check-in. Thank You.")

Y2J - "Thanks a lot guys, I got a fight to win!"

(the crowd have a pop as Jericho walks off, the cameras flash as they catch the final glimpses of The Living Legend, the next timeJericho walks through those doors of the airport will he still be undefeated in WWE competition?)

:.: Scene # 3 :.: FLYING WITH THE STARS

(the scene lightens from black, the scene restarts inside an airplane, however its a very modern airplane and very spacious, its not a usual economy flight - you can tell by the layout of the airplane that it used only for the richer customer. An air hostess walks past the camera, the camera follows her movements, so walks over to a man sitting down in one of the recliner seats...)

Air Hostess - "More complementary champagne, Mr. Gates?"

Mr. Gates - "No, no more, thank you, I have an meeting about some computer software in a few hours - I need to have my wits about me. I'm having problems with my Windows system at the minute..."

Air Hostess - "Well I know a very good window cleaner if that would be any help?"

Mr. Gates - (laughs) "No, no, with the trouble I'm in, I'm going to need something more than a good window cleaner."

Air Hostess - "If you say so, Mr. Gates"

 (The air stewardess walks off to other passengers asking the same question. Then suddenly The Living Legend walks onto the aircraft, he is wearing the same clothes he was wearing when he arrived at the airport so it must be only a short time between this scene and the last. Jericho walks on looking at his air ticket wondering where exactly his is sitting and also carries a hold-all with some of his gear inside it...)

Air Hostess - "Hello, Mr. Jericho, good to see you again, can I see your ticket?"

The Living Legend - "Sure here you go..."

(Jericho shows the air hostess the ticket...)

Air Hostess - "Okay sir, you are sitting here, there wasn't enough space to allocate your request for an empty seat beside your own, here's your window seat... if there is anything that can make you more comfortable don't hesitate to ask."

The Living Legend - "Well there's an invitation and a half!"

(the air hostess stares at Jericho, clearly unimpressed)

The Living Legend - "Umm... I'm fine, thank you... Your presence is no longer needed!?"

(the air hostess walks off)

(Jericho goes to put his bag in the overhead compartment, but then notices the man that the air hostess was talking to first...)

The Living - "Hey Bill, how's the business going?"

Bill - "We're having one or two problems at the minute, damn government won't leave me alone, I suppose your flying for the big event you got tomorrow night?"

The Living Legend- "That's the idea... anyway I'll leave you to work on this problem you got, speak to you some other time..."

Bill - "Thanks Chris, good luck tomorrow night."

The Living Legend - "Luck's got nothing to do about it."

(Austin sits down in his recliner chair and sips on his diet coke, normally it would be champagne but the god damned airplane wouldn't serve any to him , he sits waiting for the remaining passengers to arrive, he flicks through a complementary magazine until a man sits down beside him...)

(The two men shake hands)

Jericho - "Good to meet you..."

Man - "And the same to you..."

Jericho- "I might be way of here but I recognize you from somewhere. I believe I've seen you before?"

Man - "I was thinking the same thing... I know you from somewhere, umm... let me introduce myself - I'm Bruce Willis, you might off seen some of my movies..."

Bruce Willis - "I know you now, your Chris Jericho from the WWE, aren't you?"

The Living Legend - "The very one, so why are you heading out this way?

Bruce Willis - "Just on vacation, a little getaway."

The Living - "Hey man, you know I could get you a few RAW tickets if you want, come and see me beat up some guys - it'll be just like one of your Die Hard movies. Mindless explosions, beautiful women and countless acts of unaccountable violence. What do you say?"

Bruce Willis - "That would be awesome, I mean to go to more events but I'm busy saving the world and stuff..."

The Living Legend - "Well you have done it enough times! (laughs)"

Bruce Willis - "Actually would you excuse me a minute, I want to go and use the restroom"

The Living Legend- "Sure, I'm not going to stop you! (laughs)"

(Bruce Willis walks off towards the toilet and disappears from screen)

(Jericho goes back to reading his magazine, after a moment a young boy sits down beside Jericho in Bruce Willis's chair, Jericho doesn't even notice that the boy has sat down beside him, the boy seems infatuated with Jericho as he stares non-stop at him, after a while Jericho looks round and is surprised by the boy...)

Y2J - "Christ JUNIOR! How long have you been there?! Are you stalking me?"

Boy - (he talks at an incredible rate so that you can only pick up some of the words that he says, he also sounds as if he has every statistic in the world memorized) "Approximately 53.78 seconds"

(Jericho looks at the kid wondering if someone has put the boy up to acting strangely)

Y2J - "Is there something wrong with you jerky? Are you feeling alright?"

Boy - "Yes sir, I am feeling ninety-six percent well, in fact my parents sometimes so that I can't be that well, but I really, really am, I tell you I am."

The Living Legend - "Has someone told you to come over here and talk me? Who put you up to this? Is Buffy on this plane? Did Booker Flea put you up to this?"

Boy - "No sir, I have come here on my own accord, actually under Section 3 Paragraph 27 of the Child Protection Act - it's the my orders not even to talk to strangers, however I don't consider you a stranger as I regularly watch you on World Wrestling Entertainment broadcasts, which are now shown on TNN and UPN, actually that's interesting because TNN was created beca..."

Y2J - "Look Junior, don't you think you should be with your parents...Mommy and daddy!"

Boy - "Yes, I should sir, by I thought you would appreciate my company more, I have my stamp collection which I could talk you through, I have some of the rarest stamps in the world, including the Abraham Lincoln memorial stamp which..."

Y2J - "No thanks kid, I have someone I want to talk to at the back of the plane"

Boy - "Of course you do, being a wrestling superstar you must have approximately ten million, four hundred and twenty-three thousand, five hundred and nine fans. The probability of meet one would be three hundred..."

(Jericho gets up and walks off hoping to lose this annoying boy, however the boy follows Jericho until...)

Man - "What the hell are you doing with my son? You think you can walk off with my son, huh?"

Y2J- "Look Jerky, you can take your son, what the hell have you been teaching this goofy little freak anyway?"

Man - "Why you... First you try to steal my son and then you insult the way I brought him up? Why I ought to beat you ass"

Y2J - "You beat me? I'd like to see you try Junior! Go for it tough guy!"

Air Hostess - "Gentlemen, gentlemen please calm down..."

(they all talk at once...)

Boy - "Father I would advise you that you do not incite Y2J, he may see fit that he should apply The Walls Of Jericho to you, in fact The Walls was formerly known as the Lion Tamer, he would sur..."

The Air Hostess, Jericho and the man - (to the boy) "SHUT UP!"

(Jericho and the man look at each other as if they have come to an agreement...)

Man - "I'm sorry, my son can over the top sometimes..."

Jericho - "No problem, I shouldn't have got so angry"

(the men shake hands and Jericho walks back to his seat as the father walks back to his seat with his son, Jericho sits back down as Bruce Willis reads a magazine)

Jericho - "I'm back"

Bruce Willis - "So I see, anyway, I thought I would bring something along to pass the time of this flight."

Jericho - "Good idea"

Bruce Willis - "Yeah, I brought my stamp collection with me, you know I have one of the rarest stamps in the world, I have the Abraham Lincoln memorial stamp which..."

(before Bruce Willis can say another word, Jericho jumps off his seat and says...)

Jericho - "Got to go to the restroom!"

(Y2J walks off as Bruce Willis sits by himself...)

Bruce Willis - "Jeez, what's his problem?"

[The scene fades to black]

:.: Scene # 4 :.: Finally at RAW!!!

(scene lightens from black, the camera is no longer inside the airplane Y2J used to get to here, we are with Michael Cole rambling on as usual in front of the camera, he is standing outside the very arena where RAW will be held, he is making his usual preview for a WWE event, let's watch what happens...)

Cole - "Well this RAW could be one of the greatest and that is something when you consider the Raws and Smackdowns that we have had in the WWE. This will be an epic!!! But then we have arguably the biggest match in the history of the federation to date will commence. Three WWE superstars, Booker T, Buff Bagwell, and Y2J will meet in a triple threat match! All for Austin's Undisputed Title! Fans have been waiting weeks and weeks for this three to bang heads. Most attention has been placed on the growing hatred between Buff and Jericho, but no one should discount the threat from Booker T. Will The LIVING LEGEND remain his undefeated, yet again tune in t..."

(unknown to Michael Cole in the distance a long black stretch limousine is driving towards where Michael Cole is standing - could it be Jericho's? . Michael Cole continues to ramble on until when the cameraman interrupts him...)

Cameraman - "Man, something's up"

Cole - "Bob, I was in the middle of doing a preview..."

Bob - "I know man but look behind you"

(Michael Cole turns round and from his body language we can see that he has recognized him, he turns round to Bob)

Cole - "It's him... the license plate is the same...let's go and talk to him"

Bob - "I don't know if that's such I good idea, he isn't to cooperative to us before big shows remember! I mean last time we did one of this preview show things he nearly ran us over and beat you up!"

Cole - "It's my job, come on"

(Michael Cole and Bob run towards the limo which is pulling up in the car lot, as the camera gets close we see that the chauffeur is getting out of the driver seat and is walking over to open the rear door, just as Michael Cole and Bob catch up with the limo, Jericho steps out!!)

The Living Legend - (puzzled) "Long time, no see, Mitchell, how's things?"

Cole - "Umm... not bad... anyway, Chris how about I do an interview, with RAW only hours away, this could be your last chance to do an interview before the big match"

The Living Legend - "You and me are best buds Mitchell, all you need to do is ask. Go ahead - impress me on your improved interviewing style."

Cole - "Umm... thanks... I think... so Chris, you have made it to RAW now what?"

(Y2J stares at Michael Cole with a shocked expression on his face)

Y2J - "After stopping THE LIVING LEGEND in his path, you ask a question like that? Mitchell, make sure you edit that question out of this interview otherwise your Vinny Mac and Willie are going to fire your ass! But as you need this job or you will end up on the street. So what I will do is advertise a website dedicated to you Mitchell..."

Cole - "Thanks for your concern... I think... anyway can we get back to the interview?"

The Living Legend - "Of course. Go right ahead Junior!"

Cole - "How do you rate your chances on RAW? And do you feel you will have a fair match with Austin lurking around the building?"

Y2J - " Now BUFFY and BOOKER FLEA, tonight the three of us will meet in this ring, just the three of us. Battling it out to try to show our dominance in WWE. This is a new, young federation. it has no stars, no icons to use to represent the federation. First there needs to be a dominant man, and that man is going to be me, Y2J! BUFFY, BOOKER FLEA I won't deny that you are both great stars, but when you compare yourselves to myself, you are just ass clowns! You don't have the skill, the moves, or...haha...the looks! BOOKER FLEA might be a funny man of the wrestling world, but your fault is exactly that! You're too concerned with making people laugh and you forget what your objective is, and that is to win! You can make all the jokes you want, but when it comes down to show time, there will be no jokes. The only thing coming out of your mouth will be, "Please God let me walk out of his match in one piece!". But if I have it my way, the only way you'll be leaving this building tonight is in a stretcher or better yet, a body-bag! I will do whatever it takes to win. If I have to sacrifice my body. I'm willing to get thrown around and leap through the air to attack my opponents. Luckily enough for me, I won't have to go through too much work. I'll just be throwing you ass jockies around the ring like a rag doll. And then after I take your asses down to the mat. SMACK! Just like that, you two will be on your back counting the lights. And after your asses tap, the referee will raise my arm, declaring myself the winner. And  you won't be able to a a damn thing except whip the blood of your faces and stare at The Living Legend as you lay lifeless on the mat! Buffy, Booker Flea remember one thing..."

I AM NOT A HAS BEEN

(the strobe lighting and 'Break Down The Walls' come back on as Jericho drops the microphone and gets out of the ring, and walks up the ramp as he walks up it he stops and taunt some of the fans and as he gets to the entrance/exit he turns round to face the crowd once again and raises two clinched fists in the air, he turns around and disappears into the back...)

(the strobe lighting and music die down, the announcer at ringside speaks up, "Ladies and Gentlemen, RAW will be starting in five minutes, thank you", the camera goes out of commission)