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Thursday night on SMACKDOWN! The Living Legend defeated The Rock and we finally know what a brahma bull rope is!! Thank god! But now The Living Legend must lower himself and face two jobbers on RAW! Booker Flea and Buff Bagwell! I just have one question for Vince and Regal are you two ass clowns actually serious JUNIOR?!?

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Man - "...and then I took a steel chair and broke his nose in half!"

Jericho- (laughs) "Unreal! So you got the big guy in a "No-DQ" match and then you hit him over the head with a cement block and won?"

Man - "That's right, Simba fights on"

Jericho- "I hear you and your father are not on the best of terms now though"

Man - "No, me and my dad aren't too great but he pissed me off when he humiliated me in front of all those people and fired me"

Jericho- "Yeah your sister also got fired didn't she?

Man - "Thanks to my father. Anyway I was looking at the rating reports and it seems that the WWE is eating up regular watchers of primetime television, you guys are doing a great job"

Jericho "Well the WWE is the new no.1 wrestling federation in this business and all the guys in the back are doing a great job."

Man - "Well its no freak of nature that the upturn in the WWE's ratings is connected to your rise to power in the WWE. You know what I shouldn't tell you this but all the big federations are following your actions closely, they are waiting for the right time to sign you up. If you want I could make some calls for you."

Jericho - "No, I'm happy where I am but I will let you know when I want to make that move. Anyway how's your boy BOOKER doing? Is he happy with what I taught him at my wrestling camp?"

Man - "He talks about that training camp all the time, is it true that you were the guy that taught him "The Spinarooni"?"

Jericho- "That's true, I taught him all I know, I still have to talk to him about his trying to copy me. It seems to be working for him. His success is down to the skills that I taught him. However he seems to be taking his gimmick a bit too far for my liking. He's going round saying "sucka" - I don't know where he picked that up. I told him all about how to break dance and act like a thug.

Man - "You haven't changed a bit! You are still one for the ladies!"

Jericho- "I man can look can't he? Anyway how your sister doing?"

Man - "You always had a thing for her didn't you?"

Jericho - "No I never! I have an affection to all good-looking women - it's my weakness! Some more champagne?"

Man - "Some weakness! Pour away at the wine! Anyway I need some advice that's why I wanted to talk to you..."

Jericho - (shrugs shoulders and pouring some more champagne) "Shoot"

Man - "Okay, in the WWF there is this guy that think he is the stuff, he's an asshole but the crowd loves him, he does this little pose thing, you know he does the whole hot guy gimmick and my dad don't know what way to turn.

Jericho- "To be honest there is no big secret, what you have to do is let all these guys that run their mouth just do that. Let them go on and on and on how good they are and much they are going to hurt you. Because the more they say, the more determined you become to beat their ass. And the more determined you become..."

Man - "The more twisted and dangerous you become?"

Jericho - "That is what exactly happens. You see where BUFFY went wrong is that he thought he could intimate me, he thought that in bad mouthing me that it would scare me but all he got was a real ass-kicking. Can't you just see me destroy him, it'll be great wsn't it? You see I am the hottest damn wrestler there is today but ass clowns like BUFFY just can't understand that you can't beat the invincible. I'll beat that guy so hard that it will be a while before he comes round sniffing in my business again. And then there is this other guy called Stone Cold Steve Austin..."

Man - "Austin? Never heard of him, if he's anything like that Rock guy he must suck. Tell me about Austin..."

Jericho - "Well he thinks he is some kind of big shot, he thinks that when he opens his mouth people actually listen. Austin has to realize that he is a nobody in this federation, he is a man that nobody respects and nobody pays attention to him. Did you see his promos? I mean come on, boring!!! But I can guarantee you this at King Of The Ring, I will be the 1st WWE Undisputed Champion

Man - "Ah, but how can you be so confident?"

Jericho- Simple, I'm The Living Legend, and Legends never die....

Man - "Yeah man, that's what we are talking about! We want you, look I need to go but here's some contact numbers if you change you're mind (hands Jericho a piece of paper and calls over a waiter) Yeah, charge this bill to my account"

Waiter - "Of course, and your name is?"

Man - "Mr. Shane McMahon"

Waiter - "Of course"

Shane - "Okay pal, see ya later"

Jericho - "Peace"

Jericho- "Who needs that, when I have the Undisputed Title on it's way?"

Jericho - " Tomorrow night many things will happen which have to be accounted for, and as always your very own Living Legend is here to explain why they will have happened. BUFFY and BOOKER FLEA, tomorrow night you two get a piece of history. Me shoving my boots up your asses. BUFFY and BOOKER you see this handsome face? I may look soft, but I still got the job done, I'll still walk out the victor on Monday night. You can try to hang with THE LIVING LEGEND but you will fail - just like everything else in your sad little life."

Jericho- "Now where was I? Ahh, yes . So after all your talk, all the crap you sprouted, you are nothing more than a failure BUFFY, a Jericho wannabe. You came out, time after time, saying how you were going to prove that you are the better man. You had the opportunity to do so in WCW and how successful were you? Umm... not very. Then BOOKER FLEA claims he is better than me. Where are ya BOOK? In fact if my memory serves me right, you haven't even responded to yours truly yet? What's wrong BOOK? Scared?. Now, if you seem to think that if you call me out, that I will come running - that is not how it works around here. You see stepping inside the squared circle with The Living Legend, is the second biggest honor in this business - the first is holding the Undisputed Championship. The one I will hold at King Of The Ring. BUFFY, BOOKER FLEA Your numbers are up... Tick, tock, tick tock... It's time guys, a new day another victim falls to..."The Living Legend" Chris Jericho. BUFFY after RAW I am done with you. The fact that I even mention you, should be enough to make you feel satisfied. You have done nothing and I repeat nothing to warrant the attention of me. To get a shot at The Living Legend, you have to prove yourself - prove that you can hang with the best damn wrestler there ever was. Quite frankly, you haven't even come close to getting that shot. If you want to be the "Stone Cold" of this federation, well then you do that and I'll be the one that breaks your neck. Don't think for a second that I won't because I will not hesitate in doing that. Oh BUFFY, BOOKER FLEA, prepare yourselves for an asskicking of a lifetime JERKYS!!! After RAW you two will never eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-EVER be the same AGAYNE!!!