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Thursday night on SMACKDOWN! The Living Legend defeated The Rock and we finally know what a brahma bull rope is!! Thank god! But now The Living Legend must lower himself and face two jobbers on RAW! Booker Flea and Buff Bagwell! I just have one question for Vince and Regal are you two ass clowns actually serious JUNIOR?!?

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(scene starts outside the very arena where Monday Night RAW will be held, Michael Cole is standing in front of the camera talking generally about the WWE for a preview show for WWE RAW, the streets are pretty much deserted as MC speaks into the camera...)

MC - "The WWE has started to heat up in the last several weeks, with big signings and innovative angles, RAW has now become on of televisions most profitable programs. The King Of The Ring pay-per-view will surely have one of the biggest buy rates in recent times and this will surely be duplicated by the highly anticipated RAWS and SMACKDOWNS leading up to KOTR. This RAW promises to be one of the most memorable, the main event is a best 2 out of 3 falls match for the WWE Intercontinental title! It puts Bubba Ray Dudley vs. Brock Lesnar vs. Albert! This promises to be a classic. But who will come out on top?"

(suddenly MC becomes distracted as the screeching of car tires are heard, then MC dives to one side as a long black stretch limousine drives straight towards MC. By diving away MC saved his own life, the chauffeur of the limousine gets out)

MC - "Hey pal, with drivers like you, it's no wonder people get killed on the road every day, why did you drive like that?"

Chauffeur - "Because my boss told me to"

MC - "Well you tell your boss that I want to talk to him"

Chauffeur - "Okay, fine"

(the chauffeur goes to the rear door of the Limousine, the one thing that MC didn't realize about the limousine which is made clear when the camera zooms into the limo's license plate... it reads "LIVING LEGEND", The chauffeur and 'The Living Legend" Chris Jericho step out!)

THE LIVING LEGEND - (smiling) "Hey Mitchell, how's things?"

MC - "Umm... ahh... everything's cool... yeah"

THE LIVING LEGEND - "Good, good, so Mitchell I'm going to give you the opportunity of an exclusive interview with the hottest damn wrestler there is today, now when I say an interview its our normal arrangement, you hold the mic and I talk, understand JUNIOR?

MC  - "Yeah, go ahead..."

THE LIVING LEGEND - "Now first of all, I've been hearing these things that some big shot wannabe has been mouthing of that THE LIVING LEGEND should tone his attitude down and have some respect for the WWF 'superstars' that are already on the roster. I've been told that this guy calls himself Buff "The Stuff" Bagwell, well that about says it all. Now BUFFY if I recall, didn't I beat your ass quite a few times in WCW... yes I did!!! You guys consider yourselves 'superstars', you think that you are famous, you think that people recognize you when you go shopping but that is nothing compared to the status of Chris Jericho. 'The Living Legend' is not just a 'superstar', he is an icon to millions, a role model to many, he is considered the best there has ever been by all. BUFFY, you need to realize that THE LIVING LEGEND isn't one of this ass clowns that you used to fight week-in-week-out in "We Can't Wrestle", he is the best that this business has to offer and if I have already proven that first hand to you. And BUFFY, I don't think that if I stepped into the ring with you again that I'd be the same when I get out... no... whenever I step into the ring with you, I will walk out with your blood covering my hands as you will lay in an even more pathetic heap than you already are. No one has ever been able to prove me wrong before, and they will not be able to do it now. The WWE will come under my control whether you or anyone likes it or not. I don't want to be anyone's savior, BUFFY, that's the point I was trying to make but the brain cells in your head mustn't have been able to comprehend that, yes... all two of them. I am here for one person only, and your looking at him,  I don't give a damn about you BUFFY or BOOKER FLEA - before I came here, you were simply a big fish in a small pond, a bigger fish has come along now and I have claimed this federation mine. Now Austin, I haven't asked for your blessing or anything like that, I'm not like that.. if you have a problem with the Brutalization of this federation, then you have two choices... (Jericho holds up two fingers) ...number one... (one finger remains standing) ...either you come to me like a man and we settles our differences, or number two... (Jericho holds up two fingers) ...you get the hell out of here before I beat your ass all over this arena just like I back in WCW. You need understand, Buffy that your opinion means absolutely nothing to me, I don't care what you think, I don't care what you say because I am that much better than you and I have all the technical ability that I need to back that all up. The millions of my fans could tell you that, I don't need to and if you want any more proof - wait until RAW, when you and BOOKER FLEA get caught up in the storm known as Hurricane Jericho! Buffy and Booker Flea, your times have passed and THE LIVING LEGEND is here to claim this federation his property. You keep annoying me the way you are, you better consider getting the hell out of here before I beat you out... anyway... Mitchell you don't mind if we go for a little drive do we?

MC - "Well... ahh... I was cutting a preview for RAW!..."

THE LIVING LEGEND - "That can wait... jump in..."

(Jericho grabs MC by the shoulders and hurls him into the back of the limousine, the cameraman jumps in as well, inside the limousine Jericho sits across from the camera sipping on a glass of champagne, MC sits beside the camera man, the limousine moves away...)

THE LIVING LEGEND - "Want a drink Mitchell?"

MC - (excited) "Sure, I'll have some of that..."

(Jericho chucks MC a bottle of mineral water)

THE LIVING LEGEND - "Enjoy that... now... don't you think I should go back to what I was saying?"

MC - (disappointed) "Yeah.."

THE LIVING LEGEND - "So I'm sure you saw Smackdown! It was the 1st ever and I won the main event. Then, that trailor park trash beer swilling ass clown Steve Austin hits me from behind in the back. Now on RAW two innocent ass jockeys must suffer! Well I'll say this to Austin not even God himself could stop THE LIVING LEGEND from doing exactly what he wants so what makes you think that you could. You are nothing, you are a nobody, you will never been anything of note. The weapons I have at my disposal are endless, the ability, the talent, the technical superiority, the brawling supremacy and the sheer brutality that I am more than willing to unleash upon all the ass clowns that stand in my way. That's damn right, the days of the entertainer and clown have gone, none of that will wash with me. Anyone that gets in my road will be destroyed in one foul swoop and that will be it. It is as simple as that, THE LIVING LEGEND is here and I am starting my path of destruction with BOOKER FLEA AND BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER. Book, Buffy get ready for the beating of your lives because I am coming after you... and don't think for one second that I am joking... there isn't a man on God's green earth that has ever been able to hang with me, I am in a league too high for the WWE, time has come for me to take over. That's right, I am here for WWE UNDISPUTED GOLD. Yes you've heard right JERKY, Chris Jericho is here to get to the top of this sport to get to the very top, I don't care what it takes to get there... The sight of me is one that scares any man but the force of me can kill any. I am THE LIVING LEGEND, no matter what situation I am put in, I can always find a way out of it and hit back - always. I just want to thank the WWE officials for giving me this opportunity, the can see a business opportunity a mile away. You see I don't like BOOKER FLEA or BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER, I despise them and when a WWE official comes to you and offers you a chance to beat the crap out of someone you hate - you don't reject that offer. Now that's the end of this interview, Mitchell, see you later..."

MC- (puzzled) "See you later?"

THE LIVING LEGEND - "That's right"

(the limousine is still moving... Jericho opens the doors of the limousine and throws MC out of the vehicle!! MC tumbles over a few times in the road and the cameraman soon follows... MC gets back to his feet and dusts himself down... the camera zooms back in on the limousine window... Jericho is looking out...)

THE LIVING LEGEND - "Bye Mitchell, see you at RAW!"

[the screen fades to black and Jericho's video comes on...]