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Thursday night on SMACKDOWN! The Living Legend defeated The Rock and we finally know what a brahma bull rope is!! Thank god! But now The Living Legend must lower himself and face two jobbers on RAW! Booker Flea and Buff Bagwell! I just have one question for Vince and Regal are you two ass clowns actually serious JUNIOR?!?

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:.: Scene # 1 :.: WWE Press Conference

:.:The scene starts at a press conference, we do not know who or what the conference may concern, but behind the table in the foreground a curtain with the WWE logo hangs, a huge number of microphones are set waiting for what ever announcement there is to be, the world's press is present and are starting to grow restless, suddenly a man in an expensive looking Versace suit comes into and while not sitting down he speaks into the microphones:.:

Man - "Hello, my name is James Thomas, a spokesman for World Wrestling Entertainment, and as you know, the world's press was invited here to the Madison Square Gardens Conference Room for a very special interview opportunity. As you are aware you've all been invited here to speak with one of our finest wrestlers. Now without further a due we will unveil one of those men that put their well being on the line for us, the WWE - Ladies and Gentlemen I give the WWE's very own Chris Jericho!!"

(Suddenly the huge figure of Jericho appears from the side of the room, the photographers present scramble to take pictures and the rooms flickers with white light from the flashes of the cameras, Jericho walks over to the tables and sits down - he is wearing blue jeans, black boots,  one of his own "Living Legend" T-shirts, and sunglasses, he sets a bottle of water on the table and nods to the WWE spokesman)

Spokesman - "Okay guys, Chris is here is answer you questions, we will start with a question from Bill Owen from CNN"

CNN - "Recently in the news there has been much debate on professional wrestling harming the youth of America today especially with the outbreak of "Backyard Wrestling", do you think it is a fair argument?"

(although Jericho is wearing shades, you can see that he is clearly pissed off)

:.:"The Living Legend" Chris Jericho:.: - "How many times does it takes until you guys actually understand what I say. You can take your little "arguments" and shove them where the sun doesn't shine. I do not give a damn about the youth of America today, I am not here to be an icon, I am not here to be a role model, I am here to do what I do best, to beat up people - to destroy people. I don't know who you are and I don't really want to know but if you dare as a question like that again you will get a personal demonstration of how to make people bleed. Next question!"

Next Reporter – "James Hughes, The New York Times, Mr. Jericho – this is surely the biggest chance of your life coming back to the WWE and facing their top notch wrestlers for a shot at the Unified Title. Are you feeling nervous or frightened going into this match against Buff Bagwell and Booker T."

  (Jericho stands up obviousl y outraged)

  :.: "The Living Legend" Chris Jericho :.: – "What the hell did you say! Did you say that I was scared! (some security guards move around Jericho to make sure he doesn’t attack the reporter) You think that I’m scared of any of those ass clowns who think they can take me out?! That’s bullshit, I am scared of no one – NO ONE! I am the hottest damn wrestler there is today; there is no fear in me. How can you be scared of someone like Buff Bagwell, Booker T, or Stone Cold Steve Austin? Huh? These guys may have been champions in their insignificant lives but none of them has ever had to face me. They can run their mouths all they want, but when they step inside the square circle with The Living Lgened they will realize that I am just too intelligent, too intense, too dangerous to let a bunch of ass jockeys walk away with MY TITLE - the Undisputed WWE Championship. Listen to what I say - there is not one man that will be able to stop me from achieving my destiny, I will eventually walk out of that ring with the Undisputed WWE Championship no matter if the WWE, my opponents, you group of ass pimples or the youth of America like it or not. And if anyone wants a demonstration right now, I’m sure we can arrange it...."

Spokesman – "Umm .. next question quickly ..."

Another Reporter - "Les Thompson, Fox Sports Network, how do you rate your chances at 'achieving your destiny'?"

:.: The Living Legend :.: - "Did you actually listen to anything I said? Look I am going to tell it straight, come Thursday, I will destroy Buff and Booker, I will do that. You know, I know, the dogs on the street know that there isn't a damn thing anyone can do about it. All this match has done has given me the opportunity to beat up two more Living Legend wanna-bes. I will open people's eyes so that they find out that I am an unstoppable force. Now all you reporters scribble all this down, every word. There isn't a man in this match up that even compare to the force that is The Living Legend. These ass clowns will experience first hand what it is like to feel pain that you never thought you could feel. I will conquer - make no mistake about that!"

Thompson – "I don't agree, this i only your 4th match in the WWE ring and this is a tough test, you don't have a chance off coming out on top"

:.: The Living Legend :.: - "Who the hell do you think you are? You have never stepped inside the squared circle with me. I will DESTROY every single man that have the guts to face me. I will spill their blood, I will make them beg for mercy, but all that will do is make more determined to inflict yet more pain upon them. I'm not here for the fans, I'm not here for you guys, I'm not here for the huge amount of money I get paid, I am here for one thing - me! I don't give a damn about any of you. I am the hottest damn wrestler there is today! Everyone off my opponents bring bring everything they have got because if they want to stay alive, they will have to do that. But not for one second should they think they can defeat me, I am too intense, too strong, too damn dangerous to let some pack of ass jockeys take my title away from me. I have worked to long to get where I am today to let some jerky take it away from me. I will always be here, I will always be that man that you have to face if you want to know how good you are, I will dominate this fight.

Thompson - Come on man, I’m just telling the truth ... "

:.: The Living Legend :.: – "That’s it I’ve had enough ..."

(Jericho jumps into the crowd of reporters, the reports are having a frenzy, camera flashlights are going off everywhere, Jericho emerges at the front again with Les Thompson in a head lock. They climb up onto the table, Jericho kicks the reporter in the stomach and sets him up for a double under-hook power bomb and says)

:.: The Living Legend :.: – "Is this close enough to the truth for you? This is for every one of those guys that have to step into the ring with the hottest damn wrestler there is today - "The Living Legend" Chris Jericho, Buff, Booker come Thursday night this will be you!"

(Jericho executes a powerful power bomb, and the table collapses, the reporter is knocked unconscious and chaos brakes out, Jericho walks towards the camera)

:.: The Living Legend – "I will be the Undisputed champion! And oh Buff and Booker remember one thing...

I AM NOT A HAS BEEN

(Jericho punches the camera and the camera goes out of commission)

:.: Scene # 2 :.: The Living Legend makes his presence felt at a WWE houe show

:.: scene starts at a WWE house show! The arena is sold out and the camera cuts from one section of the crowd to the next, fans hold up different signs ranging from the humorous, "I Am That Damn Drunk!" to the serious, "I am The Living Legend!", JR and the King are talking about the past events in the WWE. :.:

JR - "Well the emergence of the new wave of superstars is a great boost to this federation. At last someone is going to stand up against Y2J. Finally this reign of terror that he has over the WWE is going to end..."

King "Now JR, we have heard this all before first there was the 6 Pack Challenge, the tag match last week on RAW, and the recent victory over The Rock and now Buff Bagwell and Booker T. Each time something like this has happened, The Living Legend  has just grown stronger and stronger."

JR - "But he hasn't been up against such a talent as Buff Bagwell or even Booker T, I believe"

King - "I don't agree, no matter what the opposition is, Y2J has the intelligence to destroy them, one thing I don't understand though is Y2Js increasing popularity..."

(suddenly the screen cuts to the arena parking lot, a long, black, stretch limousine can be seen to be pulling up with the license plate, "Living Legend". The chauffeur gets out from the front and opens the rear door, a beautiful woman steps out and stepping out right behind her is the "LIVING LEGEND" Chris Jericho!!

( Y2J grabs the woman's hand and walks towards main arena...)

King - "Yeah, this is more like it, The Living Legend and he has brought some puppies with him! You can always rely on The Living Legend!"

(“Break Down The Walls” his the speakers; the lights dim and the crowd immediately rise to their feet chanting "ASSHOLE" and some chant, "Y2J, Y2J". Along with the "Puppies" chant directed at this mystery woman. The Living Legend appears at the top of the ramp along with her, Y2J is focused as ever. They walk down the ramp with the crowds chanting getting louder and louder. He steps up unto the front of the ring. He holds the middle rope up to let her into the ring and then he steps into the ring)

JR - "What does the Living Legend have in store for us today?"

Living Legend - "So Buffy, you decided to finally accept my challenge. Instead of running around backstage like some chicken-shit ass-clown!. And oh by the way ... Buffy I see you looking at my woman" (Y2J points to the girl as if she is on show, she waves into the camera, a chant of "Pupp-ies, Pupp-ies" starts) "You see this is just another area in your life where you are a failure. You are nothing but a sex-starved sad man. You see your jealously for the hottest (crowd chants, "damn wrestler there is today") is what drives you. Where you have to walk about like a peeping tom, The Living Legend gets the full attention of this fine woman - ALL NIGHT LONG!! Buffy, or shall I can you jellyfish because if your lack of backbone..."

(JR and the King both laugh at the name The Living Legend has given Buff Bagwell)

Living Legend - "Thursday night you will be stepping into the squared circle with a man that has yet to be beaten in one on one competition, a man that no one knows what exactly goes on in his head - ME!!" (the crowd pops at the mention of Jericho's name) "If you think you have an easy win Thursday night, because I am a little sore think again. That's when I get that dangerous, that twisted, that intense that a severe beating is about to be handed out and guess what? I am in the mood to do that!!" (mixed reaction from the crowd) "Now your mommy must have hit you over the head more times than I thought because you are still coming out with the same crap that you were doing before I told you to shut your mouth. You say your going to keep on trash talking me. Strange that - you can talk because I haven't seen a lot of action from you yet. Oh wait that's because you attack from behind! I made you Buffy, before I was granted this shot absolutely nothing, before you joined "The Elite" of the WWE you were a man days away from quitting this business because you knew that you sucked. Here's your chance to impress, but you have failed to do that! Buffy you have may have a cool nickname and some muscles and that's all cool. So, JUNIOR, enjoy your coolness while you can because Thursday night you will fall to THE LIVING LEGEND and feel the WRATH OF THE WALLS!!!

(“Break Down The Walls” hits again and the lights dim, , The Living Legend walks up the ramp hand-in-hand with his escort taunting the fans, he turns back and raises two clinched fists and walks into the back)

King – “I told you JR, The Living Legend is a genius, he has everything arranged, he will beat Booker T and Buff Bagwell at SMACKDOWN! Then he will become the WWE Undisputed Champion at King Of The Ring and there isn’t a thing anyone can do about it, Buff Bagwell, Booker T, Austin – anyone, can do about it! And now he has puppies as well! Can he get any better?”

JR – “Jericho better watch himself, there is a lot of people ready to strike him down, and I have a feeling Y2J's reign on the top is going to end sooner rather than later”

(JR and the King continue to argue, and the program goes to a commercial break)

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