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Thursday night on SMACKDOWN! The Living Legend defeated The Rock and we finally know what a brahma bull rope is!! Thank god! But now The Living Legend must lower himself and face two jobbers on RAW! Booker Flea and Buff Bagwell! I just have one question for Vince and Regal are you two ass clowns actually serious JUNIOR?!?

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(scene starts at MSG in New York City, New York the preview show we viewed earlier has just ended. The atmosphere is electric as the fans can't wait to see their favorite or most hated superstars that exist...Michael Cole is roaming around the halls near the training room looking for someone to interview. All of the sudden Chris Jericho walks down the hall... let's see is Michael can get the interview)

Michael Cole- "Chris! Chris!! CHRIS!!!"

THE LIVING LEGEND- "I can hear you Mitchell no need to shout."

Michael Cole - "Monday night, you go against Booker T, and Buff Bagwell. Booker claims that you have accomplished nothing and you don't deserve a Undisputed Title shot. What is you reaction?"

(for a moment JERICHO just stands there, he stands there long enough to make you think that he wasn't listening but just as this happens - he reaches to grab Michael's microphone. JERICHO speaks up...)

JERICHO - "Only when you are silent can you hear the truth. That is why that gibbering ass clown, Booker Flea will never hear or see the truth when it is staring him in his face. I don't blame him for his 'confidence', I too was once a young impressionable man who had a lot to learn but the difference was that when I said that I was 'that damn good' it didn't matter how experienced I was - because I had the ability to back it all up. That is the downfall of these ass clowns, their 'confidence' will get them nowhere. But wait one little second... yes... I feel it... I sense that Book wants to see something that he wrongly thinks belongs to him... ah... I know what it is now... you actually think you're leaving RAW with a win over the LIVING LEGEND don't you? How cute... how can you even say that YOU can beat ME? You know nothing about me, Booker, absolutely nothing. You have to understand that I have been to places that people like you just don't like to talk about, I have felt pain that no other has ever felt but still came back for more when lesser men like yourself lay back and beg for mercy. Another thing that someone has forgotten to tell you is that, Yes - you do look like a jackass walking around with your dreadlocks and doing your "spinarooni". You see, you think that you are good enough to defeat me? Well guess what... I KNOW that I can and WILL destroy your ass tonight! You see Book, I am not some "We Can't Wrestle" retard. I am not DDP! I am not Sting! Thank god for that! Listen to what I have to say BOOKER - I know that you know you can't beat me alone so you will resort to any way possible to get your little buddy Buff to help you. But, I will say this once, if you try to pull something on me, you will feel the WRATH OF THE WALLS fall upon you!"

MC - "What do you make of Buff Bagwell's action... I'll use your own words to describe this... his 'immaturity' in his actions towards yourself?"

THE LIVING LEGEND - "At the end of the day, it doesn't matter a damn what he does because I will still destroy him in the most brutal way possible. So he likes to act like Scott Hall, he was always a good wrestler but the fact of the matter is that he always got thrown out of every single wrestling federation he ever signed for. Listen to me JUNIOR, if push comes to shove I won't just throw you out of this federation but I will break every single bone in your body, drain the blood from your pretty boy body and let the rats eat anything that's left - believe me, I won't think twice of doing it. As I've said before, I believe that the WWE officials have done the wise thing, they booked Buff against me in a Triple Threat Match because they are afraid of what I'll do to, this momma's boy. Buff and Booker Flea will need every available kind of pain relief that they can get their hands on. Listen to the advise that I am about to give you take as many splints as you can before our match, take every single one - because that will be the only thing that will help relieve the pain that I will inflict upon you pathetic ass jockeys. I am the best damn wrestler that has ever existed and you if you don't believe it, you bring it and I will show to the world how much blood I can spill, how much pain I can inflict because believe me my JERICHOHOLICS I will not hesitate for one split second until the quest has been completed, until my campaign has been proven successful... (laughs) ...I think of the ways that you tried to intimidate the me, you expect the fact that you can spin on your head or that you think your "the stuff" to scare me? How can you put fear in a man that is fearless? Grow up Booker, you too Buffy because if you don't THE LIVING LEGEND will destroy you. Are you sure your mommy will let you out late to allow you to participate in this fight?"

MC - "What is your view on Austin's light preparation for King Of The Ring. Also the fact that you keep getting attacked after your matches?"

THE LIVING LEGEND - (JERICHO looks as if he was nearly going to crack a smile) "Personally... I don't give a damn what Austin does, because it will quite frankly not be enough. No matter what he tries and does, no matter what he thinks he'll do - it will mean nothing because there is only one man in the WWE that can take anything that is given to him, then look at it for a while and hit it straight beck and that's ME! Can you deal with me? Can you look me straight into my eyes and withstand the WRATH OF THE WALLS? No, you can't because there is only one man that can do that, and he is ME! I am here for ONE reason and ONE reason only, ME!!. Not you JUNIOR! After all its not the quantity of wrestling moves that matter but the quality and that my people means I will be victorious...(JERICHO moves close to the camera so that his face fills the whole of the screen, he moves his shades down his nose so that you can see his eyes, there seems to be a reddish glint from them!) ...look straight into my eyes, there is no fear in them, no insecurity. Austin, deep down, even deeper than that macho persona you try to fool these fans with, you know that you have no chance of defeating me by yourself but by bringing your friends with you, you will play into the hands of my game. But remember one thing... (the crowd chants as he says his legendary words)

THE LIVING LEGEND - I AM NOT A HAS BEEN

THE LIVING LEGEND - "And that my pathetic little ass clown is the end of this interview..."

(JERICHO pushes MC out of his way and he walks out of sight as the scene fades...)