(Suddenly
the Titan-Tron comes into life and a countdown comes on screen,
then numbers countdown from 6.. 5.. 4.. 3.. 2.. 1.. then they
lights in the arena go out, no one quite knows what to make of
what is happening, then... BOOM!! A series of red and silver
fireworks goes off right beside the Titan-Tron and Y2J's
usual Titan-Tron video comes on as 'Break Down The Walls' starts
to play and strobe lighting begins to shine. Suddenly The
Living Legend appears at the entrance way , he limps
slightly as he walks, he wears a 'The Living Legend' T-Shirt, he
screams at a fan as he walks towards the ring, the crowd gives
him a welcome of pure hatred, The Living Legend
steps inside and walks over straight towards the
announcer , The Living Legend walks over to the
announcer and intimidates him, they are eyeball to
eyeball, the announcer gives Jericho the
microphone then backs off...)
(The
Living Legend speaks up...)
"The
Living Legend" Chris Jericho
-
"Well, well, well, it is a small world isn't it? Thursday
night on SMACKDOWN, The Living Legend will go one on one
with "The Great One" The Rock in a Brahma
Bull Rope Match. Now I'm not saying that it won't be a good
match for the fans, for the millions that watch this show but
what I'm saying is that the public might be getting bored of
listening to The Rock and his Fisher Price nursery
rhymes. I mean The Rock comes out he talking all his
usual crap how he is better than The Living Legend,
how he is going to beat me, using his humor, a funny guy huh?
Now let's examine the facts shall we, first of all he told all
you assholes, yes that's right I'm talking about all you people
in the crowd... (the
crowd are angered by The Living Legend's comments
and start the usual chant, 'Asshole, Asshole')
...he tells all you people that The Living Legend
cannot beat him and I don't deserve the Undisputed Title- well I
find that statement quite laughable, now what actually happened
as I'm sure all you people we remember is that The
Living Legend issued a challenge to The Rock,
I challenged him to prove to every single person that watches WWE
that he deserved a shot at the hottest superstar there is today!
I challenged him to prove beyond reasonable doubt that he had
warranted a shot at me, I never back off, I never ran away or
hid. I listened to what he had to say and I answered him. But
what happened, I'll tell you what happened, The Rock came
out here, time after time, and told everyone that he could not
do the one task I had set him, the one condition he had to
fulfill. He just didn't have the ability that was needed to. So
what did he do you ask? I'll tell you what he did, he got his
buddy - who also happened to be in the WWF Front Office to book
me against himself and Austin thinking they would destroy.
And what happened? The ass-clown didn't even show. That's right
he didn't even show. So what I'm getting at is this... The
Rock got a bent WWF official to book the match because he
knew he wasn't good enough to prove himself against me. Rock,
you can try to convince all these assholes that The
Living Legend was running scared but the two people
that really know the truth, The Living Legend
and The Rock really know that he or even you just
couldn't cut it.
Okay,
I know what your thinking, so you got your match why the whole
hissy fit. I'll tell you why. Every single show myself and all
my lovely Jerichoholics are subjected to listening to
this ass-clown cracking his jokes, which are not funny may I ad,
and on top of it he thinks he's better than me! I mean can you
believe this guy's nerve? I will step in the ring, my ring, and
I will beat this Living Legend wannabe from
pillar to post. I will hurt Rock, I will hurt him badly
and as the blood drips from his body - I will grow stronger and
stronger, I will unleash my anger upon this pathetic ass jockey
and I will show why I am known as the Living Legend, I will show
every single one of you why I am the biggest player in this
business, I will show why I am the best damn wrestler in the
business.
And
while were on the matter of people needing to be silenced, I
want to turn my attention to one of the biggest whiners that I
have ever come across and that proud title goes to Stone Cold
Steve Austin. Now Steve-O seems to be rather upset. I
listen to your promos, I see you go into Vince's office, I see
you got into Regal's office. All you do is whine and cry. I'm
better than The Rock *sob sob*, I'm better than Triple
H *sob sob*, then I heard the most ridiculous statement I've
ever heard in my entire life. "I'm better than Y2J."
Are you actually serious? Tell me you are joking! You better
than me? Dude you couldn't pin Debra! *talking to Debra*
"No offense Debbie." *talking to crowd again* I
am far to intelligent, far too intense, far too dangerous to let
some pile of beer and sweet take my spotlight. You are no better
than the likes of The Rock and Triple H. Whether
you people like or not I am the next WWE Undisputed Champion
not because I cheat, not because I don't deserve it - because I
get the job done. Sure you guys can go on about your music and
fireworks and special effects all you want, but if you can get
the job done then there is no point to it all. Rock, I
will see you Thursday night and I might even sent you a sympathy
card when you are lying in bed wishing that you had never said
those things about The Living Legend.
Begging God for forgiveness and to take away the pain but there
should be another thought running through your head and that is
that you should remember one thing...
I
AM NOT A HAS BEEN
(the
strobe lighting and 'Break Down The Walls' come back on as The
Living Legend drops the microphone and gets out of the
ring, The Living Legend walks up the ramp as he
walks up it he stops and taunt some of the fans. As he gets to
the entrance/exit he turns round to face the crowd once again
and raises two clinched fists in the air, he turns around and
disappears into the back...)
(the
scene fades to black)