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(...
The scene opens up two days before RAW. Camera's are backstage with Y2J
Chris Jericho as he is sitting back on the couch, cool and collective
while watching and timing Coach do pushups...)
|| The
Coach || - Ninety eight, ninety nine....one...hundred.
(...
Coach gets up, sweating like a pig and looks at Jericho...)
|| The
Coach || So, how was my time, good?!
|| Chris
Jericho || What? Oh, sorry Coach, I wasnt paying any
attention to you and your heroic shananigans, I was to busy basking in
the glory...of what I am, you know what that is?
|| The
Coach || Why,
your a great athlete, Chrus. A truly great superstar in the WWE.
|| Chris
Jericho || No, no, no, What else am I? Think hard, very
hard, concentrate junior.
(...Coach
thinks to himself. He scratches his head while thinking and then
replies...)
|| The
Coach || I've got it! Your Edge's twin brother!! I knew you looked like
him! I knew it!
|| The
Living Legend || No you jackass! I am King of the world, Chris
Jericho, The Larger than Life, Living Legend!
|| The
Coach || Oh yeah, sorry, Chris, dont mind my stupidity.
|| The
Living Legend || Yeah, you would think I am wouldn't you Coach?
But why are those jackasses at WWE like Vince McMahon and William Regal
giving me crap week after week, I mean last week, Alex Wright? This week
the Hart Foundation? He shoulda have been a walkover! But of course I
got screwed! the dancing German retard held my tights! Just like Hunter
"The Nose" Helmsley did at Vengeance. He just couldn't bare to
even think about the pain in the walls of Jericho. But I see two ASS
CLOWNS fighting for the #1 contendership for the Undisputed title, Stone
Cold and The Undertaker!? Coach, Taker is over, his time is finished! He
is taking away successful chances for ME, me, me ME!!! It's all about
me, and not getting anything around here, I mean I could at least get
some respect dammnit!
|| The
Coach || Well, well, I respect you Chris, I mean, you have done a
lot for this business, you earned my respect.
|| The
Living Legend || Does it look like I need your respect jerky!? I am the
only person here to have stayed with the WWE..since DAY ONE! Day One, I've
had to go through hell, just to stay here, and I did it, I am the most
damned dedicated worker in the WWE! I am the best wrestler, I am Larger
than Life! Im a Living Legend, Cant everyone see that!? But yet, I go to
see The RAW card and what kind of match is Chris Jericho
in? A tag title match with HBK as my partner! I don't want any damned
tag titles! I want my rematch against Alex Wright! I was robbed blind! A
tragesty like this would never happen in Canada, only in America! It's really disgusting
Coach.
(...Coach
tries to say something but stops himself in fear of
what Jericho will say, but then it just comes out anyway...)
|| The Coach ||
Uhh..Well, you see, it's just that you didnt
beat Alex Wright at SmackDown, He beat you.. ||
The Living Legend || Coach what match were you watching?! Because
you certainly were NOT watching a Living Legend lose to a pompous jackass
like Alex Wright!
|| The
Coach || Well, I was there Chris, I can even show
you the match again , you did lose, sorry.
(...Jericho finds out he is caught in his own lie and then thinks
for a second and replies back quickly...)
|| The
Living Legend || IT'S ALL A CONSPIRACY, DAMMNIT! I was
screwed, Every match I have been screwed! I can beat Alex Wright on any
given day of the week, and I will the next time I see that ass clown! Not for a chance
to win the Undisputed title again because Coach, I've been there, I
have done that! I just want to face him again so I can beat that pompous
jackass from pillar to post! You know something else, It's a damn fact, I am the
best damn holder of the Undisputed Title! I should be praised by each and
every man on that WWE Roster! I am going to beat The Hart Foundation, for
respect, No, Coach, I wont lock him in the walls of Jericho and win and
leave, I am going to make a statement, I am going to brutalize The Hart
Foundation, I will make them never want to show their faces around the
WWE...AGAYNE!
|| The
Coach || Chris, you don't need to fight, I can fight
for you, I am ready, honest. I can beat The Hart Foundation, I think it's time
for my big chance, Please, you've gotta give me this. Here look, I'll
even show you my finishing move, The Walls of Coach!
(...Coach walks over towards Jericho. Jericho looks confused as
Coach tries to bring him down to do his submission but Jericho pushes
him away and then speaks up...)
|| The
Living Legend || Coach..Would you PLEASE Shut...The Hell..UP! It
is degrading to hear YOU, you, Jonathan Coachman, to ask to take my place,
Junior that's like the Toronto blue jays asking to take the Yankee's
spot in a baseball game, but still win it! Coach, you'll get your
chance, Oh you will, But it wont come at RAW! Oh no,
Because at RAW, I am gonna do something terrible, something
horrible to The Hart Foundation, something I should of done a long time ago, I
am going to prove to everyone...I AM NOT A HAS BEEN! I am a Living
Legend, a Larger than life, living legend damnit! The Hart Foundation, will be
the start, the start Coach, of a new damn era for Y2J! The Y2J era! And
all those Jerichoholics out there will..
(...Howard cuts off Jericho as he goes to speak...)
|| The
Coach || Umm, Chris, There really are no Jerichoholics,
ratings show, your less popular with the fans than...well.. Micheal Cole.
|| The
Living Legend || WHAT?!..Wait, what do I care!? If those
jackasses want to like a frosty haired Mitchell Cole, then that's their
problem, They, just like The Hart Foundation, have to be the biggest ass
clowns I
know of! Fans?! Coach what good are fans when you aren't winning?!
I worried about what fans thought of me for awhile here in WWE, During
that time...What did I get in return? Nothing! Zip! Nil.. Nadda, Zero,
Coach, I didn't get a damn thing! What good is that!? Really, what do the
fans do, Nothing dammnit!
|| The
Coach || Well, I guess your right Chris. After all,
Both Triple H and Alex Wright, they don't care much about what fans
think of them, they live their life the way they want, and look at them!
Hunter is the WWE Undisputed Champion and Alex is so close to being the
#1 contender. But hey, you have every skill and
characteristic they have, You can become champion again!
|| The
Living Legend || Of course I can! I can do anything, I am Larger
than life you know. But, I don't just say it, I prove it, I earned that
name, I earned the name "The Living Legend". I had to fight
every night of my life in hard battles and dedicate my life to winning
the big one, Coach, that was one of my goals here in the WWE! I will do
it again before time runs out jerky and another goal I am setting for myself,
a quite hard goal, that is gaining the respect of every jackass around
here, why is that hard? They don't respect anything Coach, trust me, I
know! But it isn't going to be a problem because after I'm through with
The Hart Foundation.. They Will Never...Eh
Eh Eh Evvvverrr be the same agayne!!!
(...Jericho smiles and laughs sadisticly as Harold joins along,
not even knowing what they are laughing about, but it is the fact that
Jericho is on a mean streak. The scene then fades to static...)
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