[-Forward-]
Tonight...
In one Ring... 3 WWE Superstars compete for 1 ultimate goal... THE WWE
UNDISPUTED CHAMPIONSHIP!!!
[-End
Forward-]
[-Scene One-]
[We see a commercial advertising the comeback of World Wrestling Entertainment. We see images of major superstars already taking part in the return of WWE. We see Stone Cold, the Undertaker, the Rock, Kurt Angle, Chris Jericho, and many more. The scene opens up with the camera in the parking lot. We see a long black limousine pull into the parking lot.]
[The limo pulls up next to a door that leads into the arena. The limo stops and the passenger door opens. The camera focuses on the door and we see the Larger than Life, Chris Jericho step out of the limousine carrying his bags. All of a sudden one of the WWE officials walks up to him.]
Official: Excuse me, Chris, I'm Derrick. I'm gonna be helping you out in any way I can while you stay here in the WWE. Let me take your bags to your locker room for you.
[Jericho looks at him with a disgusted look.]
Y2J: Who the hell do you think you are? Why are you talking to me like we are friends? We aren't friends! Hell I don't even know you dammit! From this point on you will address me as Living…nay…MR. Living Legend. Is that clear?
[The official starts to stutter and Jericho gets annoyed.]
Y2J: What's that? Hurry up and get my bags to my locker room!
[Jericho shuts the door to his limo and takes a good look at the arena. He stares at a poster commenting about the return of the WWE. He puts a grin on his face and walks in the building.]
[-Scene Two-]
[We see a door in the building and on the door we see a sign that says "Larger than Life". We go inside this room and it is revealed to be Chris Jericho's locker room. We see him walk around checking out the place.]
Y2J: I guess it will do…
[He hops on the couch and lies down relaxing when all of a sudden Derrick walks up to him.]
Y2J: Yea…and what do you want?
Derrick: First and foremost I assume you have your gear with you?
Y2J: Yea I do…what's it to ya?
Derrick: Well then in that case Mr. Regal
wanted me to inform you to start warming up for your title defense
tonight.
Y2J: Warm
up? Ha when your a LIVING LEGEND there's no need for warm ups junior!!!!
Derrick: Fine
it's
decision Mr. Jericho.
Y2J: Excuse me "Derrick"! But I thought we established that you were going to call me Mr. Living Legend. Well I guess if your mind can't remember one single thing I guess Mr. Jericho will do. And just for the record that is exactly what is wrong with this world. No one ever does what they are told and everything is always based on last minute decisions. Why can't they do things when the time is right?
[Derrick clears his throat.]
Derrick: Excuse
me
but your match…
Y2J: Yea my match! Fine Dawson let's talk about what you wanna talk about.
Derrick: My name is Derrick…
Y2J: Isn't that what I said? Now come on and hurry up. Spill the beans about my match already!
Derrick: Well Matt
Hardy has been out in the ring twice already calling you out saying that
you are no where his level…
Y2J: Matt
Hardly? What
is he thinking? He shouldn't be in the main event! I better have a good opponent. Someone who is worthy of being in the same ring as the Living Legend.
Derrick: Well then does Triple
H
fit that description?
Y2J: HHH? That bafoon doesn't know a wristlock from a wristwatch!
Derrick: Well I'm sorry to say this but HHH
is
also
your opponent.
Y2J: Hunter? You have got to be kidding me. Who the hell booked this crap? I deserve to face better people.
Hunter is an amateur compared to me! What the hell has he ever accomplished? Nothing! As for me I
am the Undisputed Champion…the best ever Undisputed Champion! I defeated Stone Cold Steve
Austin! I've won the Intercontinental title several times, I've been the European champion, the Hardcore champion, hell I've even been a tag team champion before! Why the hell would these people book me against someone like
Hunter?
Derrick: Well look on the bright side.
Y2J: Bright side? What could possibly be the bright side to this? Huh? Come on junior spill it!
Derrick: Well if he doesn't even match your wrestling abilities as you state…then at least you will have an easy match.
Y2J: Easy match? Get the hell out of here! I'll call you if I need anything now get out! Dammit I said get out!
[Jericho tosses over a chair and Derrick goes running out! As he runs out the door we see Michael Cole appear at the doorway.]
MC: Chris…? Can I get an interview?
[Y2J looks over…]
Y2J: Who the hell…? Oh it's you…well fine! You want an interview I guess I can use a little of my time to do so.
MC: Great! I'll get the cameras rolling.
Y2J: Yea just hurry up!
[Michael Cole gets the cameras rolling and the interview begins in 3…2…1…]
MC: Ladies and gentlemen I am here with Y2J, Chris Jericho…
Y2J: Whoa whoa whoa! That's Mr. Living Legend to you…you know what? I'm sick of this crap. No one ever listens anyway. Mr. Jericho is just fine.
MC: Ok…Mr. Jericho. Well before we talk about your match can we get your thoughts on the WWE being back in business?
Y2J: Well you see my thoughts are crystal clear right now. The WWE is back so whoopadie doo! I get to teach every jackass that steps into that ring with me exactly why I am a Living Legend. You want my thoughts…you just got my thoughts!
MC: Speaking of…why in the world do you refer to yourself as a living legend? Why?
Y2J: Why? Have you never watched me wrestle? Don't you know my history? Listen here junior, I don't call myself a living legend because it looks good on a T-shirt or that its a catchy phrase...no...I call myself a living legend because it's the truth and I deserve it!
MC: Well on to your match. Tonight you face HHH
and Matt Hardy. What do you have to say knowing this?
Y2J: What do I have to say? Ha! You people have been taught that mediocrity is excellence. UH-UH. JERICHO is excellence! You think that just because some fan favorite by the name
of…"Matt
Hardy or HHH"…you think that just because I'm facing
Matt
Hardy and HHH
that I should be intimidated. Just because
Matt Hardy was named one of the "rising stars" of the
WWE a while ago. Well I'll tell you this jerky, I ain't afraid of some punk like
Matt
Hardly! I've beaten him before and I can do it again. Right now
Matt is probably in his locker room having Flashbacks. Speaking of…how about I give him a taste of my new move called the Flashback tonight? No…maybe I should use the Breakdown and break whatever spirit or heart he has in him. The again there are still the Lionsault and the famous as well as deadly Walls of Jericho. You see it doesn't matter how I do it.
Matt and Hunter is going down tonight and that's all I have to say about that.
MC: But Chris, are you sure it's wise to underestimate Hunter? After all he is a former
multi -time WWE Undisputed Champion and Intercontinental Champion.
Y2J: Fantastic. Amazing. Unbelievable. That's an interesting amount of championships Mitchell, but it's still only a fraction of the amount of championships that I've held. For instance.....um....has Hunter
ever....oh I dunno....been
called a Living Legend or King Of The World ? Well has he?!
MC: No…but…
Y2J: And has he ever beaten The Rock AND Stone Cold Steve Austin, back-to-back, in the same night?
MC: I don't believe so.
Y2J: Exactly no wonder Steph
ditched him, it must be an embarrassment to have such a loser to call a
'husband'. He always walks around with that stupid grin on his face, as if he's done something special. But if
Hunter DOES want to do something special, and win the Undisputed title, he has to go through ME!
MC: This should be a very interesting matchup Chris, as both you and
Hunter
have very similar styles. This matchup could prove to be quite, in J.R.'s words, a
slobberknocker.
Y2J: You bet your ass it's gonna be a slobberknocker! I can't wait too kick
Hunter's
and
Matt's
asses
tonight! There's absolutely no chance in hell of him beating me for the 1-2-3! There's no chance that Y2J Chris Jericho is gonna go out, and if
one of
those
snot-nosed punk does beat me, it'll be the last thing they ever, EEEEEEEVER
do. I'm gonna make their life a living HELL. I'm the King of the World dammit! Pretty soon all the WWE superstars and all the viewers around the world will put their filthy little hands together in my honor when I
retain the Undisputed Champion once again.
MC: Well is there anything that you wanna say to Hunter
or Matt
directly?
Y2J: You mean like I direct message to
them? Sure why not? Well all I have to
say…Hunter,
Matt…you're a jackass! And no jackass is going to beat me! But seriously
Matt, I know you want to be on the cover of Tiger Beat magazine. And as far as I'm concerned you're a shoe in because who knows
more about "beating" than you, Tiger!
MC: Well assuming you get passed Matt
an Hunter
tonight…
Y2J: Wait so now you need to "assume" things? What's there to assume? I know, everyone in this arena knows that I will be victorious tonight. So why are you doubting the Living Legend? Is this just some scheme to stand out from everyone else. Huh? Is this for attention? Don't worry Mitchell you'll get your attention one-day. But as for right now stop hogging my spotlight!
MC: What?
Y2J: It's ok…I know what it feels like to want attention. But now that I have it I can't get enough of it! Imagine the kind of attention I will get when I defeat
Hunter
and Matt Hardy
tonight right in that ring.
MC: I'm not looking for attention!
Y2J: Mitchell you are getting me pissed off! The first step is admitting you have a problem! This denial stage always leaves me frustrated! You want attention and you know it!
MC: Whatever…
Y2J: Well are there any other questions?
MC: Yeah one more. Seeing how you haven't competed in a wrestling match for a while now, do you think your fully prepared for this matchup?
Y2J: I don't need to be prepared Mitchell, I've got this whole thing in the bag. Cos' you see,
Hunter
and Matt
are
those really cocky, arrogant, selfish individuals who only cares about himself! Do you remember the amount of pain he delivered to his own brother? That was just downright insane, this guy needs to be stopped before he gets out of hand.
MC: Well…thanks for the interview. I think…Good luck tonight!
Y2J: You may wanna wish Hunter
and Matt
luck, in surviving ME! Oh wait!
Hey now I've got a question for you. Why did you finally decide to interview yours truly? Is it because you've finally realized that I am bigger than the Rock, that I am better than Stone Cold…huh? Did you finally get it through your head that I am the one and only Larger than Life superstar in this federation?
MC: Well I came here because neither Rock nor Stone Cold are here yet…
Y2J: What? Get the hell out of my locker room!
[We see Jericho get angry once again and we also see Michael Cole rush out of the room. The camera zooms in on Jericho's face and we fade into a commercial.]
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