[-Forward-]

Thursday night on SMACKDOWN! The Living Legend defeated Stone Cold in The Hell In A Cell to become the NEW UNDISPUTED CHAMPION! Also we met Y2J's "insurance policy" 'The Next Big Thing' Brock Lesnar! But now The Living Legend must defend his newly won WWE Undisputed Championship against HHH and Matt Hardy! I just have one question for Vince and Regal are you two ass clowns actually serious JUNIOR?!?

[-End Forward-]

(scene starts outside Jericho's mansion, it is early morning, the sun has only shown itself, Jericho finds his mansion in one of the richest part of not only Canada but also the world, his success in the sport of wrestling has made him one of the richest men in the business, life is good for him. He has money to burn and a woman (to clear things up, it's just a character I added) that loves him to go home to. In his time there, the WWE has established itself as one of America's most profitable businesses and with it brings huge benefits to it's employees. Jericho has long been one of the most hated men in the sport so how has he made it to being one of the richest, most respected men in America. It is a question many people ask and few know the answer to. However Jericho's in-ring alter ego is a far cry from his true personality...)

(the camera cuts inside Jericho's mansion, right into his bedroom, the early morning sunshine shines through the curtains, Jericho lays in bed with the woman of his life cuddling him, suddenly the alarm clock goes off...)

[-The Living Legend-] - "Time to go to work, I got to be in Grand Rapids, Michigan for today, babe"

Nicole - "What time is it?"

[-The Living Legend-] - "It's 6.30, you got back to sleep"

Nicole - "Come on, stay a while longer, please"

(Jericho gets out of bed, and puts on some pants, they continue to talk as Jericho gets dressed)

[-The Living Legend-] - "Babe, I can't, I was supposed to be in town for the WWE last night but you convinced me to stay to an extra night - you knew the deal babe, if I stayed an extra night I had to leave early tomorrow morning. I've got to work harder now to retain my title and I am not going to blow this match off. The WWE's been good to me so now its time to repay them. I'm in the best condition of my life."

Nicole - "Oh baby, you are in tip top condition, trust me, you proved it last night... but I might need to make an on the spot check"

[-The Living Legend-] - (laughs) "Not now baby, I have to get to the airport. Get some sleep, see you in a few days."

(Jericho walks out of the bedroom, and makes his way into the contemporary kitchen. As he walks in he grabs an orange. He takes a look at the front page of the paper then a car's horn sounds. Jericho gathers his bags with his belongings in them, and makes his way to the front door, he opens it and a chauffeur in his uniform meets him with a long, black, stretch limousine sat in the driveway)

Chauffeur - "To the airport, Sir?"

Jericho - "That's right, let's go, I have a date with destiny..."

Chauffeur - "Destiny, Sir?"

Jericho - "Oh yes, I can tell you have never had one Arthur, anyway let's go"

Arthur - "If you say so sir..."

(Jericho and Arthur walk off towards the limo as the screen fades to black...)

:.: Scene # 2 :.: DEPARTING FOR VENGEANCE

(the scene start outside the entrance for VIPs at Calgary International Airport, we can see that a large amount of cameramen and reporters are waiting for someone to arrive, they chat to each other like they are best of friends but like in any business - once the real business happens, friendship goes out of the window. A large group of the general public has also gathered as if they are expecting someone famous to arrive. The press talk happily as powerful, expensive automobiles drive by them. Occasionally some pull up at the entrance and some man or woman steps out in their expense clothing but they are not who the press is looking for. Each time a car pulls up the respective reporters huddle around they car but each time they are disappointed.)

(However this one time, one of the reporters looks through his binoculars at the incoming traffic and shouts to the rest, 'He's coming! He's here!". In reaction to hearing this the reporters clamber to get in the best position for when this car they have been waiting for pulls up. Suddenly a long, black, stretch limousine pulls up. The press are excited by this limo and flickers of light shine and the photographers take their pictures. The chauffeur of the limousine gets out and opens the rear door...)

(The Living Legend steps out of the limo along with his 'insurance policy' "The Next Big Thing" Brock Lesnar! Reporters immediately go towards Jericho bombarding him with questions about VENGEANCE, Brock Lesnar, and the #1 contenders match on RAW. However Jericho goes over to the fans that have assembled to catch a glimpse of the WWE superstar, he walks over and the fans scramble to get close to him as Jericho starts to sign autographs for the fans. As he is doing this the photographers continues to take their picture as the flashlights nearly blind the onlookers with the intense of the flashes of light, as Jericho continues to sign autographs he answers some of the reporters' question...)

Reporter #1 – "Mr. Jericho, Mr. Jericho – this is surely the biggest match of your life, being it your 1st as champion, are you feeling nervous or frightened going into this match."

  (Jericho is obviously outraged, but doesn't react in his usually manner, with the crowd's chants and the reporters shouting questions means that he can hardly be heard)

  Y2J – "What the hell did you say JUNIOR? Did you just say that THE LIVING LEGEND is a chicken shit? That I could possibly be afraid of a retarded hair dieing pansy or some steroid using big nosed freak? That is absolute bullshit jerky! How could anyone be afraid of anyone or anything with this man (motioning towards Brock) on your team.

(Jericho stops signing autographs and looks the reporter who asked the question straight in the eye...)

Y2J - "Look me in the eye and tell me I'm scared. Look right in my eyes! I am a LIVING LEGEND damn it! I have no fear! I am afraid of no one! Certainly not Hunter Humps Helmsley or Matt Hardly! I mean they goes around the WWE running their mouths which must be the cause of his hearing disability! Because I know, those ass pimples think they heard Vince and Regal say that they actually have a chance of derailing yours truly, THE LARGER THAN LIFE LIVING LEGEND! These two ass clowns actually think they can defeat the KING OF THE WORLD? How? Huh can you tell me that Junior?

Reporter #2 - "Chris! Chris Chris!"

Y2J - "Hey man, no need to shout!"

(Jericho goes back to signing autographs and posing for photographers in the group of the fans, not the photographers for the media)

 Reporter #2 - "I just want to ask one question, how do you rate your chances at the PPV?"

Y2J - "Did you actually listen to anything I said? Did you not hear me? Look I am going to tell it straight, come  tonight, The Living Legend will remain untouchable, I will do that. Mark my words! You know and I know JUNIOR that there isn't a damn thing anyone can do about it. All this match has done has given me the opportunity to beat up more LIVING LEGEND wanna-bes, and I will do that. I will open people's eyes so that they find out that THE LIVING LEGEND is an unstoppable force. Now all you reporters scribble all this down, every word. There isn't a man in this business that even compare to the force that is Y2J. HHH and Matt Hardy will experience first hand what it is like to feel pain that you never thought you could feel. He will feel what revenge is, its time he pays the price for his betrayal against the industry - and by God how he will pay for it. I will conquer - make no mistake about that! He will feel the wrath of the walls!"

(an airport announcement suddenly is announced - "Could all passengers for the first class only flight  please make their way to check-in, repeat, could all passengers for the first class only flight please make their way to check-in. Thank You.")

Y2J - "Thanks a lot guys, I got a fight to win!"

(the crowd have a pop as Jericho walks off, the cameras flash as they catch the final glimpses of The Living Legend, the next time Jericho walks through those doors of the airport will he still be so confident?)

:.: Scene # 3 :.: FLYING WITH THE STARS

(the scene lightens from black, the scene restarts inside an airplane, however its a very modern airplane and very spacious, its not a usual economy flight - you can tell by the layout of the airplane that it used only for the richer customer. An air hostess walks past the camera, the camera follows her movements, so walks over to a man sitting down in one of the recliner seats...)

Air Hostess - "More complementary champagne, Mr. Gates?"

Mr. Gates - "No, no more, thank you, I have an meeting about some computer software in a few hours - I need to have my wits about me. I'm having problems with my Windows system at the minute..."

Air Hostess - "Well I know a very good window cleaner if that would be any help?"

Mr. Gates - (laughs) "No, no, with the trouble I'm in, I'm going to need something more than a good window cleaner."

Air Hostess - "If you say so, Mr. Gates"

 (The air stewardess walks off to other passengers asking the same question. Then suddenly The Living Legend walks onto the aircraft, he is wearing the same clothes he was wearing when he arrived at the airport so it must be only a short time between this scene and the last. Jericho walks on looking at his air ticket wondering where exactly his is sitting and also carries a hold-all with some of his gear inside it...)

Air Hostess - "Hello, Mr. Jericho, good to see you again, can I see your ticket?"

The Living Legend - "Sure here you go..."

(Jericho shows the air hostess the ticket...)

Air Hostess - "Okay sir, you are sitting here, there wasn't enough space to allocate your request for an empty seat beside your own, here's your window seat... if there is anything that can make you more comfortable don't hesitate to ask."

The Living Legend - "Well there's an invitation and a half!"

(the air hostess stares at Jericho, clearly unimpressed)

The Living Legend - "Umm... I'm fine, thank you... Your presence is no longer needed!?"

(the air hostess walks off)

(Jericho goes to put his bag in the overhead compartment, but then notices the man that the air hostess was talking to first...)

The Living Legend - "Hey Bill, how's the business going?"

Bill - "We're having one or two problems at the minute, damn government won't leave me alone, I suppose your flying for the big event you got Sunday night?"

The Living Legend- "That's the idea... anyway I'll leave you to work on this problem you got, speak to you some other time..."

Bill - "Thanks Chris, good luck Sunday night."

The Living Legend - "Luck's got nothing to do about it."

(Jericho sits down in his recliner chair and sips on his diet coke, normally it would be champagne but the god damned airplane wouldn't serve any to him , he sits waiting for the remaining passengers to arrive, he flicks through a complementary magazine until a man sits down beside him...)

(The two men shake hands)

Jericho - "Good to meet you..."

Man - "And the same to you..."

Jericho- "I might be way of here but I recognize you from somewhere. I believe I've seen you before?"

Man - "I was thinking the same thing... I know you from somewhere, umm... let me introduce myself - I'm Bruce Willis, you might off seen some of my movies..."

Bruce Willis - "I know you now, your Chris Jericho from the WWE, aren't you?"

The Living Legend - "The very one, so why are you heading out this way?

Bruce Willis - "Just on vacation, a little getaway."

The Living - "Hey man, you know I could get you a few VENGEANCE tickets if you want, come and see me beat up some guys - it'll be just like one of your Die Hard movies. Mindless explosions, beautiful women and countless acts of unaccountable violence. What do you say?"

Bruce Willis - "That would be awesome, I mean to go to more events but I'm busy saving the world and stuff..."

The Living Legend - "Well you have done it enough times! (laughs)"

Bruce Willis - "Actually would you excuse me a minute, I want to go and use the restroom"

The Living Legend- "Sure, I'm not going to stop you! (laughs)"

(Bruce Willis walks off towards the toilet and disappears from screen)

(Jericho goes back to reading his magazine, after a moment a young boy sits down beside Jericho in Bruce Willis's chair, Jericho doesn't even notice that the boy has sat down beside him, the boy seems infatuated with Jericho as he stares non-stop at him, after a while Jericho looks round and is surprised by the boy...)

Y2J - "Christ JUNIOR! How long have you been there?! Are you stalking me?"

Boy - (he talks at an incredible rate so that you can only pick up some of the words that he says, he also sounds as if he has every statistic in the world memorized) "Approximately 53.78 seconds"

(Jericho looks at the kid wondering if someone has put the boy up to acting strangely)

Y2J - "Is there something wrong with you jerky? Are you feeling alright?"

Boy - "Yes sir, I am feeling ninety-six percent well, in fact my parents sometimes so that I can't be that well, but I really, really am, I tell you I am."

The Living Legend - "Has someone told you to come over here and talk me? Who put you up to this? Is HHH on this plane? Did Matt Hardy put you up to this?"

Boy - "No sir, I have come here on my own accord, actually under Section 3 Paragraph 27 of the Child Protection Act - it's the my orders not even to talk to strangers, however I don't consider you a stranger as I regularly watch you on World Wrestling Entertainment broadcasts, which are now shown on TNN and UPN, actually that's interesting because TNN was created beca..."

Y2J - "Look Junior, don't you think you should be with your parents...Mommy and daddy!"

Boy - "Yes, I should sir, by I thought you would appreciate my company more, I have my stamp collection which I could talk you through, I have some of the rarest stamps in the world, including the Abraham Lincoln memorial stamp which..."

Y2J - "No thanks kid, I have someone I want to talk to at the back of the plane"

Boy - "Of course you do, being a wrestling superstar you must have approximately ten million, four hundred and twenty-three thousand, five hundred and nine fans. The probability of meet one would be three hundred..."

(Jericho gets up and walks off hoping to lose this annoying boy, however the boy follows Jericho until...)

Man - "What the hell are you doing with my son? You think you can walk off with my son, huh?"

Y2J- "Look Jerky, you can take your son, what the hell have you been teaching this goofy little freak anyway?"

Man - "Why you... First you try to steal my son and then you insult the way I brought him up? Why I ought to beat you ass"

Y2J - "You beat me? I'd like to see you try Junior! Go for it tough guy!"

Air Hostess - "Gentlemen, gentlemen please calm down..."

(they all talk at once...)

Boy - "Father I would advise you that you do not incite Y2J, he may see fit that he should apply The Walls Of Jericho to you, in fact The Walls was formerly known as the Lion Tamer, he would sur..."

The Air Hostess, Jericho and the man - (to the boy) "SHUT UP!"

(Jericho and the man look at each other as if they have come to an agreement...)

Man - "I'm sorry, my son can over the top sometimes..."

Jericho - "No problem, I shouldn't have got so angry"

(the men shake hands and Jericho walks back to his seat as the father walks back to his seat with his son, Jericho sits back down as Bruce Willis reads a magazine)

Jericho - "I'm back"

Bruce Willis - "So I see, anyway, I thought I would bring something along to pass the time of this flight."

Jericho - "Good idea"

Bruce Willis - "Yeah, I brought my stamp collection with me, you know I have one of the rarest stamps in the world, I have the Abraham Lincoln memorial stamp which..."

(before Bruce Willis can say another word, Jericho jumps off his seat and says...)

Jericho - "Got to go to the restroom!"

(Y2J walks off as Bruce Willis sits by himself...)

Bruce Willis - "Jeez, what's his problem?"

[The scene fades to black]

:.: Scene # 4 :.: from the airport in the limo...

(scene starts outside the very arena where Vengeance will be held, Michael Cole is standing in front of the camera talking generally about the WWE for a afternoon preview show tonight's PPV, the streets are pretty much deserted as MC speaks into the camera...)

MC - "The WWE has started to heat up in the last several weeks, with big signings and innovative angles, RAW has now become on of televisions most profitable programs. The King Of The Ring pay-per-view had one of the biggest buy rates in recent times and this will surely be duplicated by the highly anticipated Venegance PPV. This PPV promises to be one of the most memorable, the main event ins the newly crowned WWE Undisputed Champion "The Living Legend" Chris Jericho along with "The Next Big Thing" Brock Lesnar in his corner vs. Triple H vs. Matt Hrady. And who would argue with his claim that Y2J is our best Undisputed Champion yet to date?"

(suddenly MC becomes distracted as the screeching of car tires are heard, then MC dives to one side as a long black stretch limousine drives straight towards MC. By diving away MC saved his own life, the chauffeur of the limousine gets out)

MC - "Hey pal, with drivers like you, it's no wonder people get killed on the road every day, why did you drive like that?"

Chauffeur - "Because my boss told me to"

MC - "Well you tell your boss that I want to talk to him"

Chauffeur - "Okay, fine"

(the chauffeur goes to the rear door of the Limousine, the one thing that MC didn't realize about the limousine which is made clear when the camera zooms into the limo's license plate... it reads "King Of The World", The chauffeur and 'The Living Legend' Chris Jericho steps out!)

The Living Legend - (smiling) "Hey Mitchell, how's things?"

MC - "Umm... ahh... everything's cool... yeah"

The Living Legend - "Good, good, so Mitchell I'm going to give you the opportunity of an exclusive interview with the hottest damn wrestler there is today, now when I say an interview its our normal arrangement, you hold the mic and I talk, understand?

MC  - "Yeah, go ahead..."

The Living Legend - "Now first of all, I've been hearing these things that some big shot wannabe has been mouthing of that Y2J should tone his attitude down and have some respect for the WWE 'superstars' that are already on the roster. I've been told that this guy calls himself Matt Hardlt, well that about says it all. Now Matt if I recall, didn't I beat your ass all over the WWE before... yes I did!!! You consider yourself a 'superstar', you think that you are famous, you think that people recognize you when you go shopping but that is nothing compared to the status of Chris Jericho. 'The Living Legend' is not just a 'superstar', he is an icon to millions, a role model to many, he is considered the best there has ever been by all. Alex, you need to realize that THE LARGER THAN LIFE LIVING LEGEND isn't one of this ass-clowns that you used fight week-in-week-out, he is the best that this business has to offer and if I have already proven that first hand to you, ask Austin. I don't think that if I stepped into the ring with you again that I'd be the same when I get out... no... whenever I step into the ring with you, I will walk out with your blood covering my hands as you will lay in an even more pathetic heap than you already are. No one has ever been able to prove me wrong before, and they will not be able to do it now. The WWE will come under my control whether you or anyone likes it or not. I don't want to be anyone's savior, Hunter, that's the point I was trying to make but the brain cells in your head mustn't have been able to comprehend that, yes... all two of them. I am here for one person only, and your looking at him,  I don't give a damn about you Hunter - before I came here, you were simply a big fish in a small pond, a bigger fish has come along now and I have claimed this federation mine. Now Hunter, I haven't asked for your blessing or anything like that, I'm not like that.. if you have a problem with the brutalization of this federation, then you have two choices... (The Living Legend holds up two fingers) ...number one... (one finger remains standing) ...either you come to me like a man and we settles our differences, or number two... (The Living Legend holds up two fingers) ...you get the hell out of here before I beat your ass all over this arena just like I will do live tonight. You need understand, Hunter that your opinion means absolutely nothing to me, I don't care what you think, I don't care what you say because I am that much better than you and I have all the technical ability that I need to back that all up. The millions of my Jericoholics could tell you that, I don't need to and if you want any more proof - wait until VENGEANCE, when you gets caught up in the "PERFECT STORM" known as Hurricane Jericho. Hunter, your time has past and yours truly, The Larger Than Life Living Legend is here to claim this federation his property. You keep annoying me the way you are, you better consider getting the hell out of here before I beat you out... anyway... Mitchell you don't mind if we go for a little drive do we?

MC - "Well... ahh... I was cutting a preview for RAW!..."

The Living Legend - "That can wait... jump in..."

(Y2J grabs MC by the shoulders and hurls him into the back of the limousine, the cameraman jumps in as well, inside the limousine Y2J sits across from the camera sipping on a glass of champagne, MC sits beside the camera man, the limousine moves away...)

The Living Legend - "Want a drink Mitchell?"

MC - (excited) "Sure, I'll have some of that..."

(Jericho chucks MC a bottle of mineral water)

The Living Legend - "Enjoy that... now... don't you think I should go back to what I was saying?"

MC - (disappointed) "Yeah.."

The Living Legend - "So I'm sure you saw Smackdown! I won the WWE Undisputed Title... Now the WWE is under my power the choice of who the first victim will be, and that will be Triple H... I've been told that this nobody considers himself the WWE's savoir? Well I'll say this to Mr. Helmsley not even God himself could stop the 'Living Legend' from doing exactly what he wants so what makes you think that you could. You are nothing, you are a nobody, you will never been anything of note. The weapons I have at my disposal are endless, the ability, the talent, the technical superiority, the brawling supremacy and the sheer brutality that I am more than willing to unleash upon all the unfortunate souls that stand in my way. That's damn right, the days where the entertainer and clown have gone, none of that will wash with me. Anyone that gets in my road will be destroyed in one foul swoop and that will be it. It is as simple as that, 'The King Of The World' is here and I am starting my resurrection with HHH and Matt Hardy. You two ass jockies better get ready for the beating of your lives because I am coming after you... and don't think for one second that I am joking... there isn't a man on God's green earth that has ever been able to hang with me, I am in a league too high for the WWE, time has come for me to take over. That's right, I am here for WWE GOLD only Yes you've heard right, The Living Legend is here to get to the top of this sport to get to the very top and now I'm there! I don't care what it takes to stay there either... The sight of me is one that scares any man but the force of me can kill any. I am the 'Living Legend', no matter what situation I am put in, I can always find a way out of it and hit back - always. I just want to thank the WWE officials for giving me this opportunity, the can see a business opportunity a mile away. You see I don't like HHH or Matt, I despise them and when a WWE official comes to you and offers you a chance to beat the crap out of someone you hate - you don't reject that offer. Now that's the end of this interview, Mitchell, see you later..."

MC- (puzzled) "See you later?"

The Living Legend - "That's right"

(the limousine is still moving... Jericho opens the doors of the limousine and throws MC out of the vehicle!! MC tumbles over a few times in the road and the cameraman soon follows... MC gets back to his feet and dusts himself down... the camera zooms back in on the limousine window... Jericho is looking out...)

The Living Legend - "Bye Mitchell, see you at Vengeance!"

[the screen fades to black and Jericho's video comes on...]

:.: Scene # 5 :.: Out to dinner with a friend...

(scene starts at a upper-class restaurant which only the rich could afford to eat, the camera pans around the restaurant to show all the woman are dressed up in their evening gowns and the waiters are dressed like "penguins", the camera zooms round to show that "The Living Legend" Chris Jericho is eating with a friend, the camera is positioned from behind the friend so we can only see the back of the friend's head, they are talking about the wrestling business while sipping expensive glasses of wine..)

Man - "...and then I took a steel chair and broke his nose in half!"

Jericho- (laughs) "Unreal! So you got the big guy in a "No-DQ" match and then you hit him over the head with a cement block and won?"

Man - "That's right, Simba fights on"

Jericho- "I hear you and your father are not on the best of terms now though"

Man - "No, me and my dad aren't too great but he pissed me off when he humiliated me in front of all those people and fired me"

Jericho- "Yeah your sister also got fired didn't she?

Man - "Thanks to my father. Anyway I was looking at the rating reports and it seems that the WWE is eating up regular watchers of primetime television, you guys are doing a great job"

Jericho "Well the WWE is the new no.1 wrestling federation in this business and all the guys in the back are doing a great job."

Man - "Well its no freak of nature that the upturn in the WWE's ratings is connected to your rise to power in the WWE. You know what I shouldn't tell you this but all the big federations are following your actions closely, they are waiting for the right time to sign you up. If you want I could make some calls for you."

Jericho - "No, I'm happy where I am but I will let you know when I want to make that move. Anyway how's your brother-in-law doing now? I haven't seen him since he left my training camp."

Man - "He talks about that training camp all the time, is it true that you were the guy that taught him the Pedigree?"

Jericho- "That's true, I taught him all I know, I still have to talk to him about his trying to copy me. It seems to be working for him. His success is down to the skills that I taught him. However he seems to be taking his gimmick a bit too far for my liking. He's going round calling himself The Game  - we know that there is only one true game in this business, yours truly. I told him all about how hard it was to grow up being rich, how hard it was deciding which sports car to drive each day. You should know after all we grew up with each other at wrestling camp.

(an attractive waitress walks past and Jericho and the friend are distracted by the beauty of the waitress)

Man - "You haven't changed a bit! You are still one for the ladies!"

Jericho- "I man can look can't he? Anyway how your sister doing?"

Man - "You always had a thing for her didn't you?"

Jericho - "No I never! I have an affection to all good-looking women - it's my weakness! Some more champagne?"

Man - "Some weakness! Pour away at the wine! Anyway I need some advice that's why I wanted to talk to you..."

Jericho - (shrugs shoulders and pouring some more champagne) "Shoot"

Man - "Okay, in the WWE there is this guy that wants my Undisputed championship, he's an asshole but the crowd loves him, he does this extreme gimmick, you know he does the freak and we don't know what way to turn.

Jericho- "To be honest there is no big secret, what you have to do is let all these guys that run their mouth just do that. Let them go on and on and on how good they are and much they are going to hurt you. Because the more they say, the more determined you become to beat their ass. And the more determined you become..."

Man - "The more twisted and dangerous you become?"

Jericho - "That is what exactly happens. You see where Matt went wrong is that he thought he could intimate me, he thought that in bad mouthing me that it would scare me but all he got was a real ass-kicking. Can't you just see me destroy him, it'll be great wasn't it? You see I am the hottest damn wrestler there is today but assholes like Matt just can't understand that you can't beat the invincible. I'll beat that guy so hard that it will be a while before he comes round sniffing in my business again. And  then there is this other guy called Stone Cold Steve Austin..."

Man - "Austin? Never heard of him, if he's anything like that Matt guy he must suck. Tell me about Austin..."

Jericho - "Well he thinks he is some kind of big shot, he thinks that when he opens his mouth people actually listen. Austin has to realize that he is a nobody in this federation, he is a man that nobody respects and nobody pays attention to him. Did you see his promos? I mean come on, boring!!! But I kicked his ass on SmackDown! He will never eh eh eh ever be coming back agayne!

Man - "Ah, but how can you be so confident?"

Jericho- Simple, I'm The Living Legend, and Legends never die....

Man - "Yeah man, that's what we are talking about! We want you, look I need to go but here's some contact numbers if you change you're mind (hands Jericho a piece of paper and calls over a waiter) Yeah, charge this bill to my account"

Waiter - "Of course, and your name is?"

Man - "Mr. Shane McMahon"

Waiter - "Of course"

Shane - "Okay pal, see ya later"

Jericho - "Peace"

(Shane leaves the restaurant, and Jericho starts to walk out, he pauses and looks at the piece of paper that Shane gave him, he reads it and then folds it in half and then rips it in half and throws it into a nearby dustbin)

Jericho- "Who needs that, when I have the Undisputed Title?"

(Jericho walks out and the screen fades to black")

One Hour Later

Venue: Arena at which a WWE house show will take place

scene starts outside the arena where Vengeance will be held, the camera zooms in on  Chris Jericho's limousine, suddenly a huge frame of a man and a woman walks across the screen and they stare at the wreck, the cameraman zooms in on the couple - its The Living Legend and Torrie Wilson!! Jericho whispers something into Torrie's ear and she laughs, then The Living Legend turns towards the camera and speaks...)

Jericho - " Sunday night many things will happen which have to be accounted for, and as always your very own Living Legend is here to explain why they will have happened. Hunter, Matt tonight you get a piece of history. Me shoving my boots up your asses. Do you see this handsome face (Torrie runs her hand down Jericho's face)  I may look soft,  but I still got the job done, I'll still walk out the WWE Undisputed Champion. You can try to hang with the hottest damn wrestler there is today but you will fail - just like everything else in your sad little life."

(Jericho turns briefly towards Torrie and turns back again)

Jericho- "Now where was I? Ahh, yes . So after all your talk, all the crap you sprouted, you are nothing more than a failure Matt, a Living Legend wannabe. You came out, time after time, saying how you were going to prove that you are the better man. You have the opportunity to do so and how successful were you? Umm... not very. In fact if my memory serves me right, you haven't even responded to yours truly yet? What's wrong Matt? Scared?. Now, if you seem to think that if you call me out, that I will come running - that is not how it works around here. You see stepping inside the squared circle with The Living Legend, is the second biggest honor in this business - the first is holding the Undisputed Championship. The one I hold. Matt your number is up... Tick, tock, tick tock... It's time Matt, a new era, a new champion..."The Living Legend" Chris Jericho. Matt and Hunter after RAW I am done with you. The fact that I even mention you, should be enough to make you feel satisfied. You have done nothing and I repeat nothing to warrant the attention of me. To get a shot at The Living Legend,  you have to prove yourself - prove that you can hang with the best damn wrestler there ever was. Quite frankly, you haven't even come close to getting that shot. If you want to be the "Stone Cold" of this federation, well then you do that and I'll be the one that breaks your neck. Don't think for a second that I won't because I will not hesitate in doing that. Oh guys, one more thing... tonight before you step into that ring, I want you to do me a favor. Say all your prayers. Because, that will be the last time you will ever.... eh-eh-eh-eh-eh- ever see the light of day again!!

(The Living Legend walks up the ramp and exits the arena, in the background the cheers of the fans are heard as they chant - 'Austin...Austin' over and over again. The camera is focused on seemingly nothing in particular, it pictures the scene of a boring backstage hallway, technical equipment lays around the place that would set the scene for a good hardcore match. Suddenly a man walks across the screen from the right hand side to the left, he has blonde hair and unshaven chin, he wears shades and a Atlanta Braves baseball jersey and black jeans... Lillian Garcia, tries to catch up however struggles with a mobile microphone unit, the camera follows behind her as she shouts out...)

Lillian Garcia -  "Hey Chris! Wait up!"

(the man then turns round to face the camera - it is the immediately recognizable face of "THE LIVING LEGEND" CHRIS JERICHO!!  As well as the Atlanta Braves he wears a T-Shirt saying '100% Genetic Freak' and wears a pair of black Tommy Hilfiger Jeans. Lillian Garcia is about to try her hand at interviewing the 'Millenium Man'...)

The Living Legend - "What can I 'The King Of The World' Chris Jericho do for you today, Ms. Garcia?"

Lillian - "You seem to be angry at the fact that Mr. McMahon and Mr. Regal have placed you in this match. You feel that since your are the Undisputed Champion you shouldn't have to face as you said "A hair dieing retard and steroid using big nosed freak." After all you are one of the best in the business but have you lost the touch? And what do you have to say to your opponent in the main event at Venegance..."

(Jericho stares back plainly unimpressed by the question that Lillian has asked him... he pauses for a minute... and then snatches the microphone from Lillian's' hand...)

The Living Legend - "Lillian, how many times do I have to tell you to never ask me such stupid questions ever again... do you even understand plain English? I doubt it... because if you did then you would have never asked the question that you just did. You see, 'The Living Legend' does not need to be concerned with anyone that thinks that they can get in his way. I have heard that far to many times to be concerned by a bunch of Chris Jericho wannabes... I can't help it if they want to idolize me, after all I am the hottest damn wrestler that there is today and the hundreds of millions of my Jerichoholics simply justify that feeling. You see, contrary to what you might be thinking, little girl, The Larger Than Life Living Legend has been scouting his... (Jericho uses his hands to symbolize the quote) ...'opponents' and I have never seen such a pathetic bunch of alleged wrestlers in my life. I have been speechless at the absolute trash that WWE fans have been subjected to... never in my years in this business have I seen the quality of my 'opponents' be of such a poor quality. How can you be scared of someone like HHH? Matt Hardy? Huh? I mean as we speak, They must be absolutely scared out of their minds at the prospect of The King Of The World stepping in the ring with them. Hey, Hunter, Matt! You see these guys maybe big shots in their own insignificant dream worlds  but none of them has ever had to face me. They can run their mouths all they want, but when they step inside the square circle with the 'Larger Than Life Living Legend' they will realize that I am just too intelligent, too intense, too dangerous to let a bunch of ass pimples walk away with MY GLORY - the Undisputed WWE Championship. All this misfortunate booking has done has given me the opportunity to train harder, and get ready to beat up a lot of people. You know, I know, the damn fans know that there isn't a damn thing anyone can do about it. There isn't a man in this fed that even compare to the force that is The Living Legend. These ass clowns will experience first hand what it is like to feel pain that you never thought you could feel. I will conquer - make no mistake about that! I will destroy every single one of those men that have the guts to face me. I will spill their blood, I will make them beg for mercy, but all that will do is make me more determined to inflict yet more pain upon them. Everyone of my opponents better bring everything they have got because if they want to stay alive, they will have to do that. But not for one second should they think they can defeat me, I am too intense, too strong, too damn dangerous to let some pack of ass jockies get in the way of the 'King Of The World' Chris Jericho. For years, I went around minor federations that were deemed never to come of anything that I would. Each federation finally submitted to the power of the 'Larger Than Life Living Legend' and it 's only a matter of time until this fed does as well. The one thing that drives me even though I don't necessarily need to fight anymore - I've made my money, the one thing that keeps me going to the determination to achieve total domination. This skipping may only be the first minor step in that direction but it is a vital one and I intend to make ever use of it, no matter what anyone thinks or says... "The King Of The World" Y2J Chris Jericho will prevail the victor from this because I say so... And oh Hunter, and Matt... you two remember one thing...

I AM NOT A HAS BEEN!!!

(Jericho throws the microphone to the ground and stares into the camera for a moment with a hint of a grin across his face and he walks off in some direction as the camera focuses in on Lillian Garcia who seems to be shocked at the comments of The Living Legend. Chris Jericho is ready for war, but will he get one?)

(The scene fades to back)

:.: Scene # 6 :.: Finally at VENEGEANCE!!!

(scene lightens from black, the camera is no longer inside the airplane Y2J used to get to here, we are with Michael Cole rambling on as usual in front of the camera, he is standing outside the very arena where VENGEANCE will be held, he is making his usual preview for a WWE event, let's watch what happens...)

Cole - "Well this PPV could be one of the greatest and that is something when you consider the Raws and Smackdowns that we have had in the WWE. This will be an epic!!! But then we have arguably the biggest match in the history of the federation to date will commence. Three WWE superstars, Triple H, Matt Hardy, and Y2J will meet in the main event at Vengeance! All for a shot at Jericho's newly won WWE Undisputed Championship! Fans have been waiting days for these two to bang heads. Most attention has been placed on the growing hatred between these twp and Jericho, but no one should discount the threat from Brock Lesnar with Jericho. Will The LIVING LEGEND win his 1st match as WWE Undisputed Champion, yet again tune in t..."

(unknown to Michael Cole in the distance a long black stretch limousine is driving towards where Michael Cole is standing - could it be Jericho's? . Michael Cole continues to ramble on until when the cameraman interrupts him...)

Cameraman - "Man, something's up"

Cole - "Bob, I was in the middle of doing a preview..."

Bob - "I know man but look behind you"

(Michael Cole turns round and from his body language we can see that he has recognized him, he turns round to Bob)

Cole - "It's him... the license plate is the same...let's go and talk to him"

Bob - "I don't know if that's such I good idea, he isn't to cooperative to us before big shows remember! I mean last time we did one of this preview show things he nearly ran us over and beat you up!"

Cole - "It's my job, come on"

(Michael Cole and Bob run towards the limo which is pulling up in the car lot, as the camera gets close we see that the chauffeur is getting out of the driver seat and is walking over to open the rear door, just as Michael Cole and Bob catch up with the limo, Jericho steps out!!)

The Living Legend - (puzzled) "Long time, no see, Mitchell, how's things?"

Cole - "Umm... not bad... anyway, Chris how about I do an interview, with VENGEANCE only hours away, this could be your last chance to do an interview before the big match"

The Living Legend - "You and me are best buds Mitchell, all you need to do is ask. Go ahead - impress me on your improved interviewing style."

Cole - "Umm... thanks... I think... so Chris, you have made it to VENEGANCE now what?"

(Y2J stares at Michael Cole with a shocked expression on his face)

Y2J - "After stopping THE LIVING LEGEND in his path, you ask a question like that? Mitchell, make sure you edit that question out of this interview otherwise your Vinny Mac and Willie are going to fire your ass! But as you need this job or you will end up on the street. So what I will do is advertise a website dedicated to you Mitchell..."

Cole - "Thanks for your concern... I think... anyway can we get back to the interview?"

The Living Legend - "Of course. Go right ahead Junior!"

Cole - "How do you rate your chances on VENEGANCE? And do you feel you will have a fair match with the possibility of Austin lurking around the building?"

Y2J - " Now Matt and Hunter, tonight the three of us will meet in this ring, just the three of us. Battling it out to try to show our dominance in WWE. This is a new, young federation. it has no stars, no icons to use to represent the federation. First there needs to be a dominant man, and that man is going to be me, Y2J! I won't deny that you two are great talents, but when you compare yourselves to myself, you are just ass clowns! You don't have the skill, the moves, or...haha...the looks! You might be a funny man of the wrestling world or a tough guy, but your fault is exactly that! You're too concerned with making people laugh and you forget what your objective is, and that is to win! You can make all the jokes and dance moves you want, but when it comes down to show time, there will be no jokes. The only thing coming out of your mouth will be, "Please God let me walk out of his match in one piece!". But if I have it my way, the only way you'll be leaving this building tonight is in a stretcher or better yet, a body-bag! I will do whatever it takes to win. If I have to sacrifice my body. I'm willing to get thrown around and leap through the air to attack my opponents. Luckily enough for me, I won't have to go through too much work. I'll just be throwing your pathetic asses around the ring like a rag doll. And then after I take your asses down to the mat. SMACK! Just like that, you will be on your back counting the lights. And after your ass taps, the referee will raise my arm, declaring myself the winner. And  you won't be able to a a damn thing except whip the blood of your face and stare at The Living Legend as you lay lifeless on the mat! Hunter, Matt remember one thing..."

I AM NOT A HAS BEEN

(the strobe lighting and 'Break Down The Walls' come back on as Jericho drops the microphone and gets out of the ring, and walks up the ramp as he walks up it he stops and taunt some of the fans and as he gets to the entrance/exit he turns round to face the crowd once again and raises two clinched fists in the air along with his undisputed title, he turns around and disappears into the back...)

(the strobe lighting and music die down, the announcer at ringside speaks up, "Ladies and Gentlemen, VENGEANCE will be starting in five minutes, thank you", the camera goes out of commission)