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[-Forward-]
No
forward today... I'm lazy lol.
[-End
Forward-]
(Suddenly
the Titan-Tron comes into life and the countdown pops onto the screen
then they lights in the arena go out, no one quite knows what to make of
what is happening, then... BOOM!! A series of red and silver
fireworks goes off right beside the Titan-Tron and Y2J's usual Titan-Tron
video comes on as the "Break Down The Walls" starts to play
and strobe lighting begins to shine. Suddenly Y2J appears at the
entrance way, he limps slightly as he walks, he wears an 100% Jericohol
T-Shirt, he screams at a fan as he walks towards the ring, the crowd
gives him a welcome of pure hatred, Jericho steps inside and walks over
straight towards the announcer , Jericho walks over to the announcer
and intimidates him, they are eyeball to eyeball, the announcer gives
Jericho the microphone then backs off...)
(The
Living Legend speaks up...)
:.:
The Living Legend :.: - "Well, well, well, it is a small world
isn't it? Monday night on RAW, The Larger Than Life Living Legend will
go face to face with not only the IC champion The Rock (in a sarcastic
voice) but also Kirk Angel. Now I'm not saying that it won't be a good
match for the fans, for the millions that watch this show but what I'm
saying is that the public might be getting bored of listening to The
Rock and his fisher price nursery rhymes and Kirk Angels constant
babbling about his gold medals. Seriously, somebody needs to get these
two ass clowns some help! I mean The Rock comes out here talking all his
usual crap how he is better than The Living Legend, how he is going to
beat me, using his humor, a funny guy huh? Now let's examine the facts
shall we, first of all he told all you ass jockies, yes that's right I'm
talking about all you people in the crowd... (the crowd are angered by
Jericho's comments and start the usual chant, 'Asshole, Asshole') ...he
tells all you people that The Living Legend cannot beat him and I don't
deserve the IC Title- well I find that statement quite laughable, now
what actually happened as I'm sure all you people we remember is that I
issued a challenge to Rock, I challenged him to prove to every single
person that watches WWE that he deserved a shot at the hottest damn
wrestler there is today! I challenged him to prove beyond reasonable
doubt that he had warranted a shot at me, I never back off, I never ran
away or hid. I listened to what he had to say and I answered him. But
what happened, I'll tell you what happened, The Rock came out here, time
after time, and told everyone that he could not do the one task I had
set him, the one condition he had to fulfill. He just didn't have the
ability that was needed to. So what did he do you ask? I'll tell you
what he did, he got his buddy - who also happened to be in the WWE Front
Office to book me against The Undertaker thinking I couldn't beat him.
And what happened? I KILLED the deadman! That's right I beat his big
evil ass all over the arena. So what I'm getting at is this... Rock got
a bent WWE official to book the match because he knew he wasn't good
enough to prove himself against me. Rocky, you can try to convince all
these ass clowns that Y2J was running scared but the two people that
really know the truth, myself and you Rocky really know that he or even
you just couldn't cut it.
Okay,
I know what your thinking, so you got your match why the whole hissy
fit. I'll tell you why. Every single show I am subjected to listening to
this asshole saying his annoying little catch phrases, which is not
funny may I ad, and on top of it he thinks he's better than me! I mean
can you believe this guy's nerve? I will step in the ring, my ring, and
I will beat this Living Legend wannabe from pillar to post. I will hurt Rock,
I will hurt him badly and as the blood drips from his body - I will grow
stronger and stronger, I will unleash my anger upon this pathetic
"superstar" and I will show why I am known as the Larger Than
Life Living Legend, I will show every single one of you why I am the
biggest player in this business, I will show why I am the best damn
wrestler in the business.
And
while were on the matter of people needing to be silenced, I want to
turn my attention to one of the biggest whiners that I have ever come
across and that proud title goes to Kirk Angel. Now Mr. I have Gold
Medals seems to be rather upset. I listen to your promos, I see you go
into Vince's office, I see you got into Regal's office. All you do is
whine and cry. I'm better than The Austin *sob sob*, I'm better than The
Rock *sob sob*, then I heard the most ridiculous statement I've
ever heard in my entire life. "I'm better than Chris Jericho."
Are you actually serious? Tell me you are joking! You better than me?
Junior you couldn't pin Lillian Gracia! *talking to Lillian* "No
offense baby. By the way you look hot and have I told you I am extremely
sorry for that comment. " *talking to crowd again* I am
far to intelligent, far too intense, far too dangerous to let some pile
of shit and tears take my spotlight. You are no better than the likes of
The Rock and Austin. Whether you people like or not I am the next WWE
Undisputed Champion not because I cheat, not because I don't deserve it
- because I get the job done. Sure you guys can go on about your music
and fireworks and special effects all you want, but if you can get the
job done then there is no point to it all. Kirk, I will see you Monday
night and I might even send you a sympathy card when you are lying in
bed wishing that you had never said those things about The Living Legend.
Begging God for forgiveness and to take away the pain but there should
be another thought running through your head and that is that you should
remember one thing...
I
AM NOT A HAS BEEN!!!
(the
strobe lighting and "Break Down The Walls" comes back on as
Y2J drops the microphone and gets out of the ring, Jericho walks up the
ramp as he walks up it he stops and taunts some of the fans. As he gets
to the entrance/exit he turns round to face the crowd once again and
raises two clinched fists in the air, he turns around and disappears
into the back...)
(the
scene fades to black)
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