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Can The Living Legend end this horrific losing streak? Tune into Smackdown tonight for these and much more! Happy 4th of July!

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:.:The scene starts at a press conference, we do not know who or what the conference may concern, but behind the table in the foreground a curtain with the WWE logo hangs, a huge number of microphones are set waiting for what ever announcement there is to be, the world's press is present and are starting to grow restless, suddenly a man in an expensive looking Versace suit comes into and while not sitting down he speaks into the microphones:.:

Man - "Hello, my name is James Thomas, a spokesman for World Wrestling Entertainment, and as you know, the world's press was invited here to the Madison Square Gardens Conference Room for a very special interview opportunity. As you are aware you've all been invited here to speak with one of our finest wrestlers. Now without further a due we will unveil one of those men that put their well being on the line for us, the WWE - Ladies and Gentlemen I give the WWE's very own Chris Jericho!!"

(Suddenly the huge figure of Jericho appears from the side of the room, the photographers present scramble to take pictures and the rooms flickers with white light from the flashes of the cameras, Jericho walks over to the tables and sits down - he is wearing blue jeans, black boots,  one of his own "100% Jerichol" T-shirts, and sunglasses, he sets a bottle of water on the table and nods to the WWE spokesman)

Spokesman - "Okay guys, Chris is here is answer you questions, we will start with a question from Bill Owen from CNN"

CNN - "Recently in the news there has been much debate on professional wrestling harming the youth of America today especially with the outbreak of "Backyard Wrestling", do you think it is a fair argument?"

(although Jericho is wearing shades, you can see that he is clearly pissed off)

:.: The Living Legend :.: - "How many times does it takes until you ass clowns actually understand what I say. You can take your little "arguments" and shove them where the sun doesn't shine. I do not give a damn about the youth of America today, I am not here to be an icon, I am not here to be a role model, I am here to do what I do best, to beat up people - to destroy people. I don't know who you are and I don't really want to know but if you dare as a question like that again you will get a personal demonstration of how to make people bleed. Next question!"

Next Reporter – "James Hughes, The New York Times, Mr. Jericho – this is surely the biggest chance of your life coming back to the WWE and facing their top notch wrestlers for a shot at the Unified Title. Are you feeling nervous or frightened going into this match against The Undertaker."

  (Jericho stands up obviously outraged)

  :.: The Living Legend :.: – "What the hell did you say JUNIOR!? Did you say that I was scared! (some security guards move around Jericho to make sure he doesn’t attack the reporter) You think that I’m scared of any of those ass pimples who think they can take me out?! That’s bullshit, I am scared of no one – NO ONE! I am the hottest damn wrestler there is today; there is no fear in me. How can you be scared of someone like The Undertaker, HHH, or Stone Cold Steve Austin? Huh? These guys may have been champions in their insignificant lives but none of them has ever had to face the new and improved Living Legend. They can run their mouths all they want, but when they step inside the square circle with The New Living Legend they will realize that I am just too intelligent, too intense, too dangerous to let a bunch of ass clowns walk away with MY TITLE - the Undisputed WWE Championship. Listen to what I say - there is not one man that will be able to stop me from achieving my destiny, I will eventually walk out of that ring with the Undisputed WWE Championship no matter if the WWE, my opponents, you group of ass jockeys or the youth of America like it or not. And if anyone wants a demonstration right now, I’m sure we can arrange it...."

Spokesman – "Umm .. next question quickly ..."

Another Reporter - "Les Thompson, Fox Sports Network, how do you rate your chances at 'achieving your destiny'?"

:.: The Living Legend :.: - "Did you actually listen to anything I said? Look I am going to tell it straight, come Thursday, I will destroy The Undertaker, I will do that. You know, I know, the dogs on the street know that there isn't a damn thing anyone can do about it. All this match has done has given me the opportunity to beat up another Living Legend wanna-be. I will open people's eyes so that they find out that I am an unstoppable force. Now all you reporters scribble all this down, every word. There isn't a man in this industry that even compare to the force that is The Living Legend. These ass clowns will experience first hand what it is like to feel pain that you never thought you could feel. I will conquer - make no mistake about that!"

Thompson – "I don't agree, you are in the midst of a terrible losing streak in the WWE ring and this is a tough test, you don't have a chance off coming out on top"

:.: The Living Legend :.: - "Who the hell do you think you are JERKY? You have never stepped inside the squared circle with me. I will DESTROY every single ass clown that have the guts to face me. I will spill their blood, I will make them beg for mercy, but all that will do is make more determined to inflict yet more pain upon them. I'm not here for the fans, I'm not here for you guys, I'm not here for the huge amount of money I get paid, I am here for one thing - me! I don't give a damn about any of you. I am the hottest damn wrestler there is today! Everyone off my opponents better bring everything they have got because if they want to stay alive, they will have to do that. But not for one second should they think they can defeat me, I am too intense, too strong, too damn dangerous to let some pack of ass jockeys take my glory away from me. I have worked to long to get where I am today to let some ass pimple take it away from me. I will always be here, I will always be that man that you have to face if you want to know how good you are, I will dominate this fight.

Thompson - Come on man, I’m just telling the truth ... "

:.: The Living Legend :.: – "That’s it I’ve had enough ..."

(Jericho jumps into the crowd of reporters, the reports are having a frenzy, camera flashlights are going off everywhere, Jericho emerges at the front again with Les Thompson in a head lock. They climb up onto the table, Jericho kicks the reporter in the stomach and sets him up for a power bomb and says)

:.: The Living Legend :.: – "Is this close enough to the truth for you? This is for every one of those guys that have to step into the ring with the hottest damn wrestler there is today - "The Living Legend" Chris Jericho, Taker come Thursday night this will be you!"

(Jericho executes a powerful powerbomb, and the table collapses, the reporter is knocked unconscious and chaos brakes out, Jericho walks towards the camera)

:.: The Living Legend – "I will be the Undisputed champion! And oh Taker remember one thing...

I AM NOT A HAS BEEN!!!

(Jericho punches the camera and the camera goes out of commission)