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[-Forward-]
Saturday
at Velocity The Living Legend will start his path of VENGENACE!
With a win in his #1 contenders match with HHH, The Living Legend will
get a re-match with Austin at Venegance!
[-End
Forward-]
(scene
starts outside the very arena where Saturday Night Velocity will be
held, Michael Cole is standing in front of the camera talking generally
about the WWE for a morning preview show for tonight's Velocity, the
streets are pretty much deserted as MC speaks into the camera...)
MC -
"The WWE has started to heat up in the last several weeks, with big
signings and innovative angles, RAW has now become on of televisions
most profitable programs. The King Of The Ring pay-per-view had one of
the biggest buy rates in recent times and this will surely be duplicated
by the highly anticipated Vengeance. This new show Velocity promises to
be one of the most memorable, the main event, The Living Legend vs. HHH,
with the winner getting a shot at Austin for Undisputed gold at
Vengeance. And who would argue with either of these men's claims that
he'll become Undisputed Champion?"
(suddenly
MC becomes distracted as the screeching of car tires are heard, then MC
dives to one side as a long black stretch limousine drives straight
towards MC. By diving away MC saved his own life, the chauffeur of the
limousine gets out)
MC -
"Hey pal, with drivers like you, it's no wonder people get killed
on the road every day, why did you drive like that?"
Chauffeur
- "Because my boss told me to"
MC -
"Well you tell your boss that I want to talk to him"
Chauffeur
- "Okay, fine"
(the
chauffeur goes to the rear door of the Limousine, the one thing that MC
didn't realize about the limousine which is made clear when the camera
zooms into the limo's license plate... it reads "Living Legend",
The chauffeur and 'Y2J' Scott Chris Jericho steps out!)
The
Living Legend - (smiling) "Hey Mitchell, how's things?"
MC -
"Umm... ahh... everything's cool... yeah"
The
Living Legend - "Good, good, so Mitchell I'm going to give you the
opportunity of an exclusive interview with the hottest damn wrestler
there is today, now when I say an interview its our normal arrangement,
you hold the mic and I talk, understand?
MC - "Yeah, go
ahead..."
The
Living Legend - "Now first of
all, I've been hearing these things that some big shot wannabe has been
mouthing of that Y2J should tone his attitude down and have some respect
for the WWE 'superstars' that are already on the roster. I've been told
that this guy calls himself Triple H, well that about says it all. Now
Hunter if I recall, didn't I beat your ass and nearly end your damn
career just over a year ago... yes I did!!! You guys consider yourselves
'superstars', you think that you are famous, you think that people
recognize you when you go shopping but that is nothing compared to the
status of The Living Legend. 'Y2J'' is not just a 'superstar', he is an
icon to millions, a role model to many, he is considered the best there
has ever been by all. Hunter, you need to realize that The Living Legend
isn't one of this ass-clowns that you fight week-in-week-out, he is the
best that this business has to offer and if I have already proven that
first hand to you. And Hunter, I don't think that if I stepped into the
ring with you again that I'd be the same when I get out... no...
whenever I step into the ring with you, I will walk out with your blood
covering my hands as you will lay in an even more pathetic heap than you
already are. No one has ever been able to prove me wrong before, and
they will not be able to do it now. The WWE will come under my control
whether you or anyone likes it or not. I don't want to be anyone's
savior, Hunter, that's the point I was trying to make but the brain
cells in your head mustn't have been able to comprehend that, yes... all
two of them. I am here for one person only, and your looking at him,
I don't give a damn about you Hunter - before I came here, you were
simply a big fish in a small pond, a bigger fish has come along now and
I have claimed this federation mine. Now Hunter, I haven't asked for
your blessing or anything like that, I'm not like that.. if you have a
problem with the destruction of this federation, then you have two
choices... (Jericho holds up two fingers) ...number one... (one finger
remains standing) ...either you come to me like a man and we settles our
differences, or number two... (Jericho holds up two fingers) ...you get
the hell out of here before I beat your ass all over this arena just
like I did last year. You need understand, Hunter that your opinion
means absolutely nothing to me, I don't care what you think, I don't
care what you say because I am that much better than you and I have all
the technical ability that I need to back that all up. The millions of
my Jericho-holics could tell you that, I don't need to and if you want
any more proof - wait until RAW, when HBK gets caught up in the
"PERFECT STORM" known as Hurricane Jericho. Hunter, your time
has past and The Living Legend is here to claim this federation his
property. You keep annoying me the way you are, you better consider
getting the hell out of here before I beat you out... anyway... Mitchell
you don't mind if we go for a little drive do we?
MC -
"Well... ahh... I was cutting a preview for Velocity!..."
The
Living Legend - "That can wait... jump in..."
(Jericho
grabs MC by the shoulders and hurls him into the back of the limousine,
the cameraman jumps in as well, inside the limousine Jericho sits across
from the camera sipping on a glass of champagne, MC sits beside the
camera man, the limousine moves away...)
The
Living Legend - "Want a drink Mitchell?"
MC -
(excited) "Sure, I'll have some of that..."
(Jericho
chucks MC a bottle of mineral water)
The
Living Legend - "Enjoy that... now... don't you think I should go
back to what I was saying?"
MC -
(disappointed) "Yeah.."
The
Living Legend - "So I'm sure you saw King Of The Ring! I was
screwed out of my title by Austin... And now innocent ass-clowns must
suffer for this tragedy and the choice of who the first victim will be,
and that will be HHH... I've been told that this nobody considers
himself King? Well I'll say this to Mr. Helmsley not even God himself
could stop The Living Legend from doing exactly what he wants so what
makes you think that you could. You are nothing, you are a nobody, you
will never been anything of note. The weapons I have at my disposal are
endless, the ability, the talent, the technical superiority, the
brawling supremacy
and the sheer brutality that I am more than willing to unleash upon all
the unfortunate ass pimples that stand in my way. That's damn right, the
days where the entertainer and clown have gone, none of that will wash
with me. Anyone that gets in my road will be destroyed in one foul swoop
and that will be it. It is as simple as that, The Living Legend is here
and I am starting my resurrection with HHH. Hunter get ready for the
beating of your life because I am coming after you... and don't think
for one second that I am joking... there isn't a man on God's green
earth that has ever been able to hang with me, I am in a league too high
for the WWE, time has come for me to take over. That's right, I am here
for WWE UNDISPUTED GOLD Yes you've heard right, Y2J is here to get to
the top of this sport to get to the very top, I don't care what it takes
to get there... The sight of me is one that scares any man but the force
of me can kill any. I am The Living Legend, no matter what situation I
am put in, I can always find a way out of it and hit back - always. I
just want to thank the WWE officials for giving me this opportunity, the
can see a business opportunity a mile away. You see I don't like HHH, I
despise HHH and when a WWE official comes to you and offers you a chance
to beat the crap out of someone you hate - you don't reject that offer. Now
that's the end of this interview, Mitchell, see you later..."
MC-
(puzzled) "See you later?"
The
Living Legend - "That's right"
(the
limousine is still moving... Jericho opens the doors of the limousine
and throws MC out of the vehicle!! MC tumbles over a few times in the
road and the cameraman soon follows... MC gets back to his feet and
dusts himself down... the camera zooms back in on the limousine
window... Jericho is looking out...)
The
Living Legend - "Bye Mitchell, see you at Velocity!"
[the
screen fades to black and Jericho's video comes on...]
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